Wayne's World 2

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Wayne's World 2 is a 1993 comedy film starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as hosts of a cable access television show from Aurora, Illinois. The movie was adapted from a popular sketch on NBC's Saturday Night Live and is the sequel to Wayne's World.

Wayne Campbell[edit]

  • (To a desk clerk with a lack of pigment in one of his eyes)
    • Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye!
    • Ok, well, we'll take these home, run them with a fine toothed comb, cross the "t"s and dot the (workers look at him)... lower case "j"s.
  • Well, uh, ix-nay on the condescension-ay there, Chet.
  • I know all seven animal styles: The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey, the beatle (imitates Ringo Starr). I will take you.

Garth Algar[edit]

  • (Holds underpants that shrunk in the wash) I like them teeny, and toasty.
  • Welcome to Aurora! Not just a place, but a state of mind.
  • (To a desk clerk with a lack of pigment in one of his eyes) Well, I'd like to think I have an eye for details.
  • (Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show) Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath.

Del Preston[edit]

  • (At Mikita's, the doughnut shop) And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show." (everyone in donut shop claps)


[Wayne, Garth, and their crew are at the drive-thru at Stan Mikkita's, where there's a sign next to the speaker-phone that says, "If we get your order wrong, you don't have to pay."]
Wayne: Um, I'd like...ruelers...urger..ucks, and a Mikkita...cup. And then, I think I'd like a large...ream. [Everyone in the car quietly snicker to one another]
Garth: Yes, and could I please have a...elly...oughnut...ra...berry and a o...ge drink?
Employee: What?
Wayne: Oh, I'm sorry, and a...igger...oken.
Employee: Well, let me try to recap the order: A crawler, two Sugar Pucks, a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream, a raspberry jelly doughnut, an orange drink, and a box of Five Holes.
Wayne: ...Yeah.
Employee: Thank you, drive around, please.

Wayne: [enters gas station] Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?
Bad Actor: Uh...
Wayne: Gordon Street, Gordon Street!
Bad Actor: Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.
Wayne: [looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.
[director comes in and replaces actor with Charlton Heston]
Good Actor: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
Wayne: [choking back tears] Thank you.

[Wayne and Garth meet Aerosmith]
Wayne & Garth: Uhhh....[Goes to their knees and start bowing] We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Steven Tyler: Hey, you're worthy, you're worthy! Get up!

Bobby Cahn: [Watching "Wayne's World" with Cassandra] Why do you hang around with these guys?
Cassandra: Because they're fun! If I wanted a guy who was all drive and ambition, I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there, guys like that are twelve for ten cents.
Bobby Cahn: You mean, a dime a dozen.
Cassandra: Maybe where you shop.

Honey Hornée: I'm Honey. Hornée.
Garth: Nice to meet you, Miss Horny.
Honey Hornée: It's Hornée. It's French.

Honey Hornée: Would you like to have dinner some night?
Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

Honey Hornée: Garth, I'm going to be frank.
Garth: Okay, can I still be Garth?

Honey Hornée: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

Honey Hornée: Don't you just love music? (gets up an dances)
Garth: ... Do you have any Megadeth?

Del Preston: (Goes off-topic from stage positioning) In the event of capture, I will distribute cyanide capsules which are to be placed under the tongue like so: (puts one under his tongue) Any questions?
Garth: I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar? (Wayne and Garth snicker)

Wayne: (Going through a scrapbook) Who's the old lady!?
Del Preston: That's my old lady.

Garth: Del, you're really gonna love Aurora!
Del Preston: Who's Aurora, anyway?

Wayne: Oh, I almost forgot! This year Garth finally got pubes. (Gets into the car)
Garth: You didn't tell them about my pubes did you?
Wayne: No, of course not.
(Wayne and the crew snicker)

Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it... I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.

Wayne: Look, Garth, it's Heather Locklear. And she's signaling to us! There is a god.
Garth: Heather be thy name.
Wayne, Garth: Schwiiiiiiiiing!

() indicates Cantonese translation

Wayne: (With all respect, Jeff. In our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions.)
Jeff Wong: (How dare you speak to me in such an insolent tone. You have left me no choice but to fight you!)
Wayne: (If we were to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles!)
Jeff: (dubbed in English) Very well. If that is your custom, prepare to die.

Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
Wayne: Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
Garth: What do these guys do?
Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
Garth: That's weird.
Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.

[Wayne has finally found himself at the First Presbyterian Church and runs on top to finally catch Cassandra about to marry Bobby Cahn.]
Wayne: Oh Jesus God no.
[He knocks loudly on the window glass that not only catches Cassandra's attention, but also the attention of her disapproving family and Bobby]
Wayne: Cassandra! Cassandra!
Jeff: What an asshole.
[As Wayne continues to call out Cassandra's name, her father, along with Bobby and the minister mouths "Son of a Bitch" at Wayne.]
Cassandra: WAYNE!


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