Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?
Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?, otherwise referred to as Robot Jones for short, is an American animated television series which follows Child Unit KX8-0 "Robot M. Electro Jones" Alpha 1.0, who is a teenage KX8-series personal robot boy who attends Polyneux Middle School in a retrofuturistic version of the 1980's.
Season 1
[edit]P.U. to P.E. [1.1a]
[edit]- Mr. Werkaut: You kids and your crazy fashions. Chrome, steel, whatever! It's gotta come off!
- Robot Jones: If you insist. Follow these simple instructions to remove my chassis.
- Mr. Werkaut: Unscrew linchpin A from socket B. What the heck is socket B or linchpin A?
- Mr. Werkaut: For your own good, I am gonna get you wet Jones one way or another.
Vacuum Friend [1.1b]
[edit]Cube Wars [1.2a]
[edit]- [Robot has solved a Rubik's Cube in mere seconds]
- Shannon: That's amazing! Hey everybody, the Robot just solved a cube in...how long?
- Robot Jones: 4.0495.
- Shannon: 4 seconds!
Sickness [1.2b]
[edit]Parents [1.3a]
[edit]Embarrassment [1.3b]
[edit]- Shannon: Well, everybody has to dance with somebody. [Robot farts a hole through the wall] But that somebody isn't going to be you, Robot Jones.
Politics [1.4a]
[edit]- Principal Madman: Bravo, bravo, Mr. Jones. This sounds like a campaign I could really get behind. Let me shake your hand.
- Socks: Do it, Robot! This will be some good press.
- [Robot does not know his own strength and shakes his hand so hard it throws him into the air and smashes him into the floor]
- Principal Madman: [crying] Robot Jones!
- [The next newspaper has the headlines "Principal cries like baby"]
Growth Spurts [1.4b]
[edit]Electric Boogaloo [1.5a]
[edit]The Groovesicle [1.5b]
[edit]- Singer: One is nude and one's a dog. They're no losers, they both know there's something wrong, 'cause one of them's a naked man!
Jealousy [1.6a]
[edit]- Robot Jones: [tutoring his crush Shannon] 1 + 1 = 2.
- Shannon: Is this for the lesson? You're creeping me out. Now can we just get started?
Scantron Love [1.6b]
[edit]Season 2
[edit]Gender [2.1a]
[edit]Math Challenge [2.1b]
[edit]Family Vacation [2.2a]
[edit]Hair [2.2b]
[edit]Garage Band [2.3a]
[edit]Work [2.3b]
[edit]The Yogmans Strike Back [2.4a]
[edit]Hookie 101 [2.4b]
[edit]- Mom Unit: Husband unit, I was just violated by a peeping Tom.
House Party [2.5a]
[edit]School Newspaper [2.5b]
[edit]Safety Patrol [2.6a]
[edit]Popularity [2.6b]
[edit]Summer Camp [2.7a]
[edit]Rules of Dating [2.7b]
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