Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?

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Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? is an American animated television series which follows Robot Jones, a teenage robot who attends middle school.

Season 1[edit]

P.U. to P.E. [1.1a][edit]

Mr. Workout: You kids and your crazy fashions. Chrome, steel, whatever! It's gotta come off!
Robot Jones: If you insist. Follow these simple instructions to remove my chassis.
Mr. Workout: Unscrew linchpin A from socket B. What the heck is socket B or linchpin A?

Vacuum Friend [1.1b][edit]

Cube Wars [1.2a][edit]

[Robot has solved a Rubik's Cube in mere seconds]
Shannon: That's amazing! Hey everybody, the Robot just solved a cube in...how long?
Robot Jones: 4.0495.
Shannon: 4 seconds!

Sickness [1.2b][edit]

Parents [1.3a][edit]

Embarrassment [1.3b][edit]

Shannon: Well, everybody has to dance with somebody. [Robot farts a hole through the wall] But that somebody isn't going to be you, Robot Jones.

Politics [1.4a][edit]

Principal Madman: Bravo, bravo, Mr. Jones. This sounds like a campaign I could really get behind. Let me shake your hand.
Socks: Do it, Robot! This will be some good press.
[Robot does not know his own strength and shakes his hand so hard it throws him into the air and smashes him into the floor]
Principal Madman: [crying] Robot Jones!
[The next newspaper has the headlines "Principal cries like baby"]

Growth Spurts [1.4b][edit]

Electric Boogaloo [1.5a][edit]

The Groovesicle [1.5b][edit]

Singer: One is nude and one's a dog. They're no losers, they both know there's something wrong, 'cause one of them's a naked man!

Jealousy [1.6a][edit]

Robot Jones: [tutoring his crush Shannon] 1 + 1 = 2.
Shannon: Is this for the lesson? You're creeping me out. Now can we just get started?

Scantron Love [1.6b][edit]

Season 2[edit]

Gender [2.1a][edit]

Math Challenge [2.1b][edit]

Family Vacation [2.2a][edit]

Hair [2.2b][edit]

Garage Band [2.3a][edit]

Work [2.3b][edit]

The Yogmans Strike Back [2.4a][edit]

Hookie 101 [2.4b][edit]

Mom Unit: Husband unit, I was just violated by a peeping Tom.

House Party [2.5a][edit]

School Newspaper [2.5b][edit]

Safety Patrol [2.6a][edit]

Popularity [2.6b][edit]

Summer Camp [2.7a][edit]

Rules of Dating [2.7b][edit]

External links[edit]

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