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Winnie the Pooh is a 2011 American animated musical comedy film in which while searching for honey, Pooh and his friends embark on an adventure to find Eeyore's missing tail and rescue Christopher Robin from an unknown monster called the Backson. The film is a reboot of Disney's Winnie the Pooh franchise and is the fifth theatrical Winnie the Pooh film released.

Directed by Stephen Anderson and Don Hall. Written by A. A. Milne and Burny Mattinson.
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Tigger

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  • [singing his song "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers"] Oh, I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy!
    Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
    But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one
    I'm the only one!
    Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
  • This is how you're going to get the Backson.
  • Hey, Piglet, buddy, it's me, Tigger! Do you remember me?!

Dialogue

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[From trailer]
Tigger: Bluga-dee-bloo! [pounces on top of Pooh]
Winnie the Pooh: A simple hello would do, thank you very much.
Tigger: It's a dangerous path I bounce, but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear, and I'm the only one.
Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Eeyore. Lovely day, isn't it?
Eeyore: Wish I could say yes, but I can't.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh my, Eeyore. You wouldn't happen to have any honey lying about, would you? You see, I seem to have run out. [tummy continues to rumble] Oh, yes. Good idea, tummy. Perhaps I should look in back. Bother. No honey in here, either. What? Eeyore, what has happened to your tail?
Eeyore: What has happened to it?
Winnie the Pooh: Well... it isn't there.
Eeyore: That accounts for a good deal. That explains everything. No wonder. [sighs]
Owl: Oh! There it is. I'd recognize it anywhere. The very tree where I was hatched. I remember the day Mother made these marks, her giant meaty claw carving furrows in the crumbly bark. Chapter one, the birth of a genius.
Winnie the Pooh: Pardon me, Owl. What are you doing?
Owl: Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore. Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs. [chuckling] Yes. Now, where was I? Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...
Winnie the Pooh: Perhaps you could take a short break from your important work and help us find Eeyore's tail?
Owl: ...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail! Eeyore's tail? What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, it isn't there.
Owl: Yes. So I see.
Winnie the Pooh: Won't you help us, Owl? You have such a talent for speaking and telling us what to do.
Owl: Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I? I didn't think anyone noticed. All right, take this. Write this down carefully. Now, the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.
Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, Owl, but what does "Crustimoney Proseedcake" mean? For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
Owl: It means "the thing to do."
Winnie the Pooh: Oh. Well, as long as it means that, I don't mind.
Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...
Winnie the Pooh: Gesundheit.
Owl: I beg your pardon?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.
Owl: I didn't sneeze.
Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl.
Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!
Winnie the Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.
Owl: [pauses] As I was saying, first: issue a reward...
Winnie the Pooh: [to Eeyore] He's doing it again. [to Owl] You must be catching a cold.
Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it, too.
Owl: [frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is ISSUE, not AH-CHOO! And 'ah-choo' isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like 'Ah-choo!'
Winnie the Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.
Owl: Oh! [facepalms and falls over backwards]
Eeyore: My throat feels a little scratchy.
Winnie the Pooh: Open wide, please.
Eeyore: Ahh.
Winnie the Pooh: Just as I suspected. Owl, we need honey.
Owl: Enough of this infernal folderol! Look, the thing to do is, we write a notice promising a large something to anyone who finds a replacement tail for Eeyore! Is that clear?
Winnie the Pooh: That sounds like a wonderful plan, Owl.
Owl: Excellent. Now, we shall get Christopher Robin to write out the notices, and we'll put them up all over the forest.
Winnie the Pooh: Perhaps I could borrow some honey. [his stomach growls] Just a taste. A small lick, I should think.
Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces]
Piglet: And six! There! Now you can ALL get out!
Winnie the Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.
Rabbit: [loses his patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.
Piglet: No. I cannot knot.
Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot?
Winnie the Pooh: Who's there?
Rabbit: Pooh!
Winnie the Pooh: Pooh who?
Rabbit: No! Pooh...eh...Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.
Piglet: Not possible.
Owl: Ah, so it is possible to knot those pieces.
Piglet: Not these pieces!
Winnie the Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces.
Piglet: Why not?
Eeyore: Because it's all for naught.
Winnie the Pooh: Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?
Eeyore: Yup, I know how that feels.
[Last lines; in the post-credits scene]
The Backson: [enters stomping until he spots the trail of objects] Wow! It's amazing what you can find in the woods. A marble! And a boot! [picks up blackboard with picture of Backson] And oh, my, that's a scary looking fella. Gosh, maybe these are his things. You know, I better pick 'em up so they won't get broken. That's the last thing I would want. [falls in pit] Whoa! Oh, my gosh! Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit! Hello! Anybody up there? Oh, well. I sure hope that fella will be back soon.

Taglines

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  • Oh, Pooh.
  • An all-new story brought to life on the big screen
  • W.T.P.?
  • Back where they belong. In theaters everywhere.

Cast
(In Order of Appearance)

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