Wishology
Wishology is a trilogy of television specials and the ninth special of the animated television series The Fairly OddParents. The first part of the trilogy, "The Big Beginning", originally aired on the cable network Nickelodeon in the United States on May 1, 2009; the second part, "The Exciting Middle Part", aired on May 2; and the last of the three parts, "The Final Ending", aired on May 3. The trilogy was written by Kevin Sullivan, Scott Fellows, and Butch Hartman, and was directed by Gary Conrad.
The Big Beginning
[edit]- Timmy: Street Urchin? M.A.R.F Festival? Eh... I've had weirder mornings. [grabs the magic muffin and puts it down] No, not that one.
- Timmy: [pointing to the Eliminator Leader robot after Jorgen fires a laser blaster at it by saving him] What is that thing?!
- Jorgen: I told you not to say your name, like I sorta just did. They have really good hearing!
- [The fairies are all poofed into a gumball machine in a diner, turned into gumballs]
- Wanda: Ah! Where are we? Last thing I remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish.
- Cosmo: And the last thing I remember is you saying the last thing you remember was Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish.
- Poof: Poof.
- Cupid: [gasps] We're in a gumball machine!
- Tooth Fairy: I hope we're sugarless!
- Cosmo: Every fairy in Fairy World must be in here!
- Juandissimo: I'm more of a fireball than a gumball. At least we're not at the bottom like Binky.
- Binky: [off-screen] Hi, guys.
- Wanda: Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here, but we're getting out. Oh, no! Our wands are gone!
- Cosmo: And our hands are gone!
- Tooth Fairy: But at least we're safe. [only to be proven wrong when a snot-nosed kid suddenly appears]
- Cosmo: Not safe!
- Fairies: [as the snot-nosed kid gets Binky] Oh, no! He got Binky!
- Binky: I DON'T WANNA BE A GUMBALL!
- M.E.R.F. Agent: EVERY STAR IN THE SKY HAS VANISHED?!
- Kid: You're a crazy kid under my pillow who stole my quarter! MOM! QUARTER THIEF! [Timmy screams as he makes his escape out of the house] My dad's a cop!
- Timmy: [popping out of a trash can and rips the wanted poster of himself off the pole, then crumples it up] The Chosen One was alone in the city, but he knew if he could find his fairies, he could solve the ancient riddle and locate the… [a bus pulls up behind him and the door flys open, slamming him up against the bus]
- Timmy: There's no wand! Where's the wand?!
- Museum Guard: Freeze, statue-smasher!
- Cop: Hey, he's also a quarter thief.
- Timmy: And that's when the Chosen One decided to… RUN!!!
- Timmy: [agitated] I…am…not…an… ALIEN!!!
- M.E.R.F. Agent: I hope he doesn't take the car.
- Destructinator: You guys look totally stupid.
- Eliminator: That's because you're stupid.
- Destructinator: Next time, use a straw, will you?
- [Timmy reunites with his fairies, but they're still in gumball form]
- Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I missed you guys so much! Wait, you're gumballs? And Poof's still teething?! Jogen said he had to protect you, but this is what he came up with? Gum?
- Wanda: Protect us? From what?
- Timmy: Not sure this is gonna make any sense, but… The Darkness is back.
- Cosmo & Wanda: THE DARKNESS IS BACK?!
- [Cosmo pops and he and Wanda fall into Timmy's hands]
- Timmy: And you've gotta help me find an ancient white wand, 'cause I'm the Chosen One.
- [Cosmo, Wanda and Poof burst out laughing, thinking it's a joke]
- Wanda: Okay, the Darkness I can buy, but you as the Chosen One?
- Timmy: Hey, so far, I've been an awesome Chosen One.
- Cosmo: And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators are chasing you, too?
- Timmy: Yes, but they can't find me as long as you don't say my name!
- Cosmo: You mean, TIMMY TURNER?!
- [The Eliminatiors suddenly appear above him]
- Timmy: Should've seen that coming. [screams and hides behind the spy car as the Eliminators blast their laser cannons] I can't believe it's all gonna end while I hide behind this spy car full of cool weapons and gadgets! Wait a minute. [takes out the keys and presses a red button with word labeled "DESTROY"; the spy car then transforms into a plasma gun] Yep. That'll work.
- Timmy: There. Back to normal… sorta.
- Cosmo: I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind? [Poof expands a bubble on his butt] Cool! I like being gum!
- Wanda: Do not pop that bubble.
- M.E.R.F. Agent: Timmy Turner, we're placing you under arrest by order of M.E.R.F.
- M.E.R.F. Agent #2: Not to be confused with M.A.R.F., which we have tickets to tonight!
- M.E.R.F. Agent: By the way, cool balloon animal thingies.
- Timmy: Do you guys not see the giant swirling portal of death?! Don't you want to do something to stop it? Call a General! Call the President!
- M.E.R.F. Agent 2: Can't. They're all going to M.A.R.F. It's gonna be awesome!
- Timmy: The White Wand is a guitar at the M.A.R.F. festival starring KISS!
- Wanda: Nice work, Timmy! We've gotta get that guitar so you can stop The Darkness!
- Juandissimo: [as The Darkness arrives] We don't have enough gum to stop that.
- M.A.R.F. Fan: Awesome light show!
- Cosmo: Is it over?
- Timmy: Now it's over.
- Timmy: Are you telling me, he's the Chosen One? This whole time, it wasn't me?!
- Jorgen: What? You saw the cave drawing, too! Pink hat. Buck teeth. T. T.? I'm not perfect, okay?
- Wanda: It doesn't matter, Timmy. You'll always be our Chosen One.
The Exciting Middle Part
[edit]- Cupid: THE ELIMINATORS ARE BACK!
- Mark: Dude, I don't think it digs the funk.
- Timmy: The Darkness is back.
- Timmy: Then lets see if it can rock and rollerskate.
- Timmy: Now lets see how he likes my wennies. Not the catch prase I'm looking for but WITH THE WEENIES!!
- Eliminators: (after being rebuilt with boombbox and roller skates) Get Timmy! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner!
- Crocker: Tell me you have fairies and we have a deal!
- Tooyube character: I'm Fart blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger!
- Kids: "It's fart blazer from toyube!"
- Vicky: Money! Money! Money!
- Timmy: Get the cash machine Vicky! Get it girl!
- Eliminators: GET THE CHOSEN ONE!!
- Dark Laser: I got blankets, a thermal refuge barrel, some earmuffs and my ex-wifes furr coat.
- Vicky: Pass me the menu. Help me twerp. You're my only hope.
- Vicky: HEY! WHAT DO I USE FOR A WEAPON?!
- Dark Laser: Here. Use the forks!
- Crocker: I think it's time for you to chill out with my… FAIRY FREEZER! Did I say my fairy freezer? I mean, your fairy freezer which looks fabulous on you.
- Dark Laser: HAH! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWERS OF MY LIGHTSTICK! I mean your lightstick which looks good on you.
- Vicky: MAY THE FORKS BE WITH AAAHHH!!!
- Rock Guardian: Who goes there?!! Before this wand you can possess you must past the chosen test.
- Timmy's Dad: WHAT DOES IT WANT?!
- The Darkness: TIMMY TURNER!
- Trixie: Timmy, how's my hair?
- Timmy Turner: Perfect! YOU WANT ME DARKNESS?! YOU GOT ME! So long Trixie.
- Trixie: Timmy! He saved us all!
- Vicky: I'LL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN!
- Dark Laser: That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?!
The Final Ending
[edit]- Timmy: What's going on?! Where are we?!
- Wanda: When you sacrificed yourself, you were taken to the heart of The Darkness, and now we're getting you out!
- The Darkness: Find Timmy Turner, and bring him to me.
- Juandissimo: [pushing a giant wooden wheel with his legs chained, along with Cupid and the other fairies] Man, this song is so depressing!
- Cupid: And what happens if we stop pushing this giant wooden wheel anyway?
- Timmy: STOP! If you blast him, he'll just absorb the weapons and use them against you!
- M.E.R.F. Agent #2: What do you know? You're just a kid without any hair on your body.
- M.E.R.F. Agent: We should get to the escape probe. Where are the keys?!
- Destructinator: The chosen one had fled his world and with magic there's nothing stopping me from making it my world!
- Robofied humans: We're at your command, oh, great streetsweeper of doom!
- Destructionator: From now on, call me… the Destructinator!
- Timmy: There's another wand?!
- Turbo Thunder: It's the final wand. And since you're the Chosen One, you have to find it.
- Wanda: [reading] "To end the Darkness with the power thrice, the last wand lies inside Earth's ice."
- Destructinator: I cannot be stopped. Thanks to you I have magic, I have destructopits and I have all the power in the universe!
- Turbo Timmy: Not all the power! What about all the weapons stored in the earth? You don't have those!
- Destructinator: But now I do!
- Turbo Timmy: The Darkness was never looking for trouble in the universe. It was just looking for friends.
- The Kindness: Friends.
- Cosmo: [drawing a fourth wand with a red crayon; to the viewers] Just kidding! [pulls out an ice cream sandwich and eats it; screams in pain] Brain freeze! [piles of rocks then land on him]
