With Six You Get Eggroll

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With Six You Get Eggroll is a 1968 family comedy film, starring Doris Day and Brian Keith. Other cast members include George Carlin, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Barbara Hershey, Alice Ghostley and Pat Carroll.


Abby: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

Jason: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby: Go! Get moving!
Jake: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.

Molly: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day, women were flesh and blood. Now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

Maxine: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

Abby: [during a raucous party] If this wasn't my house, I'd go home!

Zip: Thou art cool!


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