Wowbagger

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Wowbagger, (the infinitely prolonged) is one of the universe's small population of immortal beings, although he was not born this way. People born into immortality instinctively know how to deal with it, but because Wowbagger's immortality had been thrust upon him it all got a bit much. The smug smiles he used to wear at other people's funerals began to fade, he stopped living on the edge and one day called together a meeting of the people he deemed important. "I shall insult the universe!" he claimed to his audience, "One by one, individually" they gasped, "and, in alphabetical order! Oh, there are cakes over there if you want them" and now he spends his time flying through the interstellar void, last seen insulting Arthur Dent, (for the second time by accident) he obviously hasn't got very far...