Jump to navigation Jump to search
Yakkity Yak (2002-2003) was an Australian/Canadian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian.
- [First lines]
- Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name.
- Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever!
- [Last lines]
- Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!"
- Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!"
As the Worm Turns
- Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off)
The Yak and the Hat
3 Cheers for Penelope
- Penelope: You're offering me your assistance?
- Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity.
My Dad the Robot
A Tree Grows in Onion Falls
- Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?"
- Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-"
- [Clock Tower tolls]
- Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!"
- [First lines]
- [As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up]
- Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing?
- Yakkity Yak: [pulls mail out]I'm expecting a message!
I Want My Yak TV
And That's the Weather
Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake!
- Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity.
- Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!"
A Yak and His Fish
Double Double Oil and Trouble
High Fashion Yak
Nerds Are People Too
The 10% Solution
- Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12!
- Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders!
- Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight.
- [As Lemony jumps]
- Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key
National Day of Yakking
3 Minutes and Funny
- [Repeated line]
- Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!"
- Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
- [The birthday kids glare at him]
- Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw?
- Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail?
- Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool.
- Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool!
- Lemony:You Do?
- Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't.
- Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles.
- Lemony: "Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast!"
Ice Scream, You Scream
Due Back Tomorrow
End of the Line
It's a So-So Life
From Boom to Bust
The Damage is Done
My Fair Crazy Hair
Onion Falls Most Wanted
Blue Rinse Test
- Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame."