Yakkity Yak
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Yakkity Yak (2003) is an Australian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian.
Hypnotic Yak[edit]
- [First lines]
- Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name.
- Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever!
- [Last lines]
- Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!"
- Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!"
As the Worm Turns[edit]
- Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off)
The Yak and the Hat[edit]
Cowinator[edit]
3 Cheers for Penelope[edit]
- Penelope: You're offering me your assistance?
- Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity.
My Dad the Robot[edit]
A Tree Grows in Onion Falls[edit]
Spring Cleaning[edit]
Dial-a-Yak[edit]
- Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?"
- Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-"
- [Clock Tower tolls]
- Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!"
Darn-It Dog[edit]
- [First lines]
- [As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up]
- Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing?
- Yakkity Yak: (pulls mail out) I'm expecting a message!
Yakstravaganza[edit]
Curly Top[edit]
I Want My Yak TV[edit]
Election Dysfunction[edit]
And That's the Weather[edit]
Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake![edit]
- Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity.
- Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!"
A Yak and His Fish[edit]
Regarding Chuck[edit]
Double Double Oil and Trouble[edit]
High Fashion Yak[edit]
Nerds Are People Too[edit]
The 10% Solution[edit]
- Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12!
- Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders!
- Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight.
- [As Lemony jumps]
- Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key
National Day of Yakking[edit]
Fairy Yakkity[edit]
3 Minutes and Funny[edit]
- [Repeated line]
- Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!"
Nature Calls[edit]
- Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
- [The birthday kids glare at him]
- Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw?
Fount Onion[edit]
- Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail?
- Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool.
- Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool!
- Lemony:You Do?
- Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't.
- Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles.
- Lemony: Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast!
Ice Scream, You Scream[edit]
Cabin Fever[edit]
Due Back Tomorrow[edit]
End of the Line[edit]
House Sitters[edit]
Teachers Pet[edit]
Yakeo[edit]
Sharing Bear[edit]
Lucky Undies[edit]
Techno Prisoners[edit]
It's a So-So Life[edit]
Camp Onion[edit]
Snow Biz[edit]
The Fan[edit]
From Boom to Bust[edit]
Rondo Reversal[edit]
- Coach: Stop right there, mister. I saw what you did to that poor defenseless weakling!
- Yakkity: Am I in trouble?
- Coach: Of course not! You're on the football team. I could use a tough guy like you.
- Rondo: What about me?
- Coach: Put a sweater on. You're gonna catch a cold.
The Damage is Done[edit]
My Fair Crazy Hair[edit]
Practically Funny[edit]
Onion Falls Most Wanted[edit]
Blue Rinse Test[edit]
Daddy Uh-Ohs[edit]
- Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame."
Yaks A Plenty[edit]
Home School[edit]
- Host: Your answer, please?
- Yakkity: Uhhh...okay, okay...uhhh...the Queen of England? [wrong buzzer sounds]
- Host: No. The atmosphere of Mars is NOT composed of the Queen of England.