Yakkity Yak
Yakkity Yak (2003) is an Australian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian.
Hypnotic Yak
[edit]- [First lines]
- Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name.
- Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever!
- [Last lines]
- Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!"
- Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!"
As the Worm Turns
[edit]- Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off)
The Yak and the Hat
[edit]Cowinator
[edit]3 Cheers for Penelope
[edit]- Penelope: You're offering me your assistance?
- Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity.
My Dad the Robot
[edit]A Tree Grows in Onion Falls
[edit]Spring Cleaning
[edit]Dial-a-Yak
[edit]- Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?"
- Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-"
- [Clock Tower tolls]
- Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!"
Darn-It Dog
[edit]- [First lines]
- [As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up]
- Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing?
- Yakkity Yak: (pulls mail out) I'm expecting a message!
Yakstravaganza
[edit]Curly Top
[edit]I Want My Yak TV
[edit]Election Dysfunction
[edit]And That's the Weather
[edit]Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake!
[edit]- Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity.
- Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!"
A Yak and His Fish
[edit]Regarding Chuck
[edit]Double Double Oil and Trouble
[edit]High Fashion Yak
[edit]Nerds Are People Too
[edit]The 10% Solution
[edit]- Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12!
- Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders!
- Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight.
- [As Lemony jumps]
- Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key
National Day of Yakking
[edit]Fairy Yakkity
[edit]3 Minutes and Funny
[edit]- [Repeated line]
- Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!"
Nature Calls
[edit]- Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
- [The birthday kids glare at him]
- Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw?
Fount Onion
[edit]- Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail?
- Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool.
- Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool!
- Lemony:You Do?
- Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't.
- Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles.
- Lemony: Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast!
Ice Scream, You Scream
[edit]Cabin Fever
[edit]Due Back Tomorrow
[edit]End of the Line
[edit]House Sitters
[edit]Teachers Pet
[edit]Yakeo
[edit]Sharing Bear
[edit]Lucky Undies
[edit]Techno Prisoners
[edit]It's a So-So Life
[edit]Camp Onion
[edit]Snow Biz
[edit]The Fan
[edit]From Boom to Bust
[edit]Rondo Reversal
[edit]- Coach: Stop right there, mister. I saw what you did to that poor defenseless weakling!
- Yakkity: Am I in trouble?
- Coach: Of course not! You're on the football team. I could use a tough guy like you.
- Rondo: What about me?
- Coach: Put a sweater on. You're gonna catch a cold.
The Damage is Done
[edit]My Fair Crazy Hair
[edit]Practically Funny
[edit]Onion Falls Most Wanted
[edit]Blue Rinse Test
[edit]Daddy Uh-Ohs
[edit]- Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame."
Yaks A Plenty
[edit]Home School
[edit]- Host: Your answer, please?
- Yakkity: Uhhh...okay, okay...uhhh...the Queen of England? [wrong buzzer sounds]
- Host: No. The atmosphere of Mars is NOT composed of the Queen of England.