Year One (film)

Year One is a 2009 comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jack Black and Michael Cera, and features Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Hank Azaria. The film was released in North America on June 19, 2009 by Columbia Pictures.

Meet your ancestors (taglines)

Dialogue

[from trailer]

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.

Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

[from trailer]

[a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]

Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.

[from trailer]

[Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge ]

Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something!

Oh: Where does the sun go at night?

Zed: Pass. Next question.

Oh: Where do babies come from?

Zed: Pass. Next question.

Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.

Zed: In the form of a question!

Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?

Zed: Correct!

[from trailer]

Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?

Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]

Oh: I feel like a bird!

Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.

Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!

High Priest: Rub me with oil..

Oh: With my hands?

high priest: No, with your nutsack, of course with your hands.

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