Yin Yang Yo!

Yin Yang Yo is an American-Canadian flash animated series.

Dialogue

• Narrator: When Yo meets the two bunnies, everybody is bugging.
• (Yin and Yang laugh)
• Narrator: Don't miss Yin Yang Yo. Coming Soon.

Wonder Tweens Go! / Touchy Feelings

(screaming)

Aah! Hippity hop me hard.

Look at me.

I'm super-huge

and threatening.

(Yin) So?

You're still a punk.

(sputters) Cease your

excessive stinging,

you insolent rabbit!

You can't hit

what you can't see, can ya?

I can hit what I hear,

you know.

Ah, pellets.

Say goodbye, fools.

It's time for...

(both) Aah!

It's on!

Super Titanic Mega

Tweenaged Team Teen Tween!

What the...?

Hey! We were

in the middle of a fight,

you dismissive little twits.

Get back here!

Malodea, have you

refilled ze outhouse?!

Quiet, Father! The show

that is more important

than anything else

in the world is on!

No, I will not talk

to your hand.

Oh, yes, you will,

because this show

is more important

than anything else

in the world.

Hey, um, who's running

the tractor?

Paddleball's more important

than anything else

in the world.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

- Good boy, Dave.

(TV announcer)

Get ready for...

(both) Super Titanic Mega

Tweenage Team Teen Tween!

Um, I'm pretty sure

we were fighting, yo.

And I'm pretty sure

we're watching something -

Get out of the way!

Hey!

And I'm pretty sure

somebody here needs...

a lesson!

Ignoring your chores,

sassing back to your parents,

whatever that kid

is doing.

It's paddleball.

It's a sport.

(both laugh)

This television show...

...which is more important

than anything else

we're doing...

...is causing

bad behavior...

But I don't even

watch the show.

...and worst of all,

shirking your heroic duties

for some sort of

cartoon version

of what a hero

really should be.

Dude, it's just Zarnot.

Excuse me. Feelings.

(both) And our show is on!

If you kids think this show

is more important

than what you're supposed

to be doing...

(both) We do.

...then let's see

how you like it

when this TV show

is your life.

We might like that.

That sounds pretty cool.

And how would you like

to help me teach a lesson

and be an actual threat?

Hmm. I don't know.

How would you like it

if I kicked you in your eye?

And I'm guessing

you wouldn't like it.

? In a world of chaos

and disarray

? Brother and sister

save the day

? Yin Yang Yo

? Yin Yang Yo, Yin Yang Yo

? Yin Yang Yo

? Yin Yang Yo

(clang)

He did it!

- She did it!

? Yin is skilled

in the mystic ways

? Knockin' out spells

and energy rays

? Yang kicks butt

with the "Chi-hoo-waa!"

I chop, I smash, I -

Blah, blah, blah.

? Taught by a dude

named Master Yo

? A grumpy old panda

from head to toe

? In a world of chaos

and disarray

? It's brother and sister

who will save the day

? Yin Yang Yo

? Yin Yang Yo, Yin Yang Yo

? Yin Yang Yo

(belches)

? Yin Yang Yo

? When might and magic

work as one

? A villain's plan

can be undone

Carl!

Coming, Mother.

? Yin Yang Yo

? Yin Yang Yo! ?

(Yo) All bone.

Jiggly, jiggly bone.

(TV announcer) And now,

The Lesson presents

a new version of

"Super Titanic

Mega Team Teen Tween."

Yangst - brooding creature

of the night.

Yinsecure - insecure creature

of the mid-afternoon.

Stenchfire - smelly princess

from another country.

Sass-quatch -

sassy quatchesque creature.

Fifth Wheel, because

we ran out of cool names.

Fighting for, um...

What do they fight for

exactly, anyway? Ha.

What do we fight for

exactly, anyway?

(all but Dave) We fight

because we're heroes!

But, because we're tweens,

we'd really rather just

hang out.

"Super Titanic

Mega Team Teen Tween!"

Meanwhile,

at the Tween headquarters...

(whiny) I'm serious.

Why isn't anybody

listening to me?

Because, Fifth Wheel,

you're all whiny and stuff.

But we're wearing costumes

and have dumb code names.

Like Yinsecure.

Am I late? Am I late?

Am I - Do I look big

in this costume?

Or Sass-quatch.

Oh, no, you didn't just

call my code name dumb.

But I did.

I totally just did.

Aah!

- (hisses)

(whines) Yangst.

Aw, will you

quit whining?

Cool costumes,

sweet headquarters.

Riddled with an inner fury

that drives my dark purpose.

I must lash out

at the world!

(grunts)

Why?!

(ribbits)

Blecch.

Ooh, poor

tortured boy.

Why not partake

of ze sitting

next to Stenchfire?

Uh, maybe later.

I prefer to keep

my smoldering angst

unscented.

Why?!

(alarm blaring)

Could somebody please

turn that thing off?

It sounds like Fifth Wheel

when he's all whinin'

and complainin'.

(with alarm)

- That. Is. So. Not. True.

It's. Not.

(generator powers down)

(all) Aah, the TV!

Something else taken from me

far too soon.

Super Friendly

Tween Defender, um, Kids,

move!

(all yell)

(? Muzak)

(bell dings)

(all yell)

(Yangst) So how does this work?

Do we have a boat or something?

Meanwhile, at

the Doomsday Parts Factory...

Look at me.

I'm a more powerful,

if not more generic,

robot than I ever was.

(crash)

I kinda like this.

We are under attack

by another giant robot.

Please run screaming

through the emergency exits

and leave this mess

for anybody between

the ages of 11 -

You.

- Uh, wh-who, me?

Yes, him, my archenemy robot

who got my uncle bitten

by a radioactive

spider monkey.

I must -

(clang)

Ha! Better get ready.

Any minute now,

they'll attack as a team.

Um, OK, so before we go

all can opener on him,

I think we need

catchphrases. Or not.

Right? Right?

Or we could sit here

and discuss which boy bands

have the dreamier voice.

You realize I'm a boy,

don't you?

Really?

- Get outta town.

Ahem. You know,

to be honest,

I, uh, really wasn't sure

if you were a boy, either,

hmm?

Oh, and by the way...

We have got to

pull it together.

There's five of us

and only one of him.

Although, technically,

Fifth Wheel only counts

as a half.

I am hobbled by my anguished

and tormented past,

yes, a past

that troubles me even now

while I talk to myself

about my past.

I think he is having

a particularly long

inner discussion with himself.

Oh, my gosh,

I'm probably late

for cheerleading tryouts

and running for

student body president

and getting a dress

for the prom!

Anything I can do

to make myself more popular!

Ah, there it is,

the thing I need

for my doomsday device.

I'll be back

to destroy you later.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Wait a minute.

That's not a very generic

villain-y way to exit. Hmm.

Um, em... OK. Try this.

(explosion)

Blaaah!

Yeah! Yeah, much better.

Will somebody help me

find my wheel?

(? action theme)

We let the bad guy go.

We did not let him go.

He got away.

Um, actually,

um, uh, I'm right here.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Hi. I am Generitron!

You know, I think most

dumb cartoon bad guys

scream their names a lot,

and I like that.

Now go on. Tell them

about the threat.

Oh, right, right, right.

I need a "power source"

for my "doomsday device."

So I "thought"

I'd take yours

since your "team"

"sucks" "a" "lot."

Nobody says

my team sucks.

- I do!

But I'm pretty insecure.

Ooh, getting your act

together, huh?

Well, face the wrath of...

my Short Attention Span... daid.

Give up, fiend.

You'll never -

Wow, look. Grass.

I hear there's a sale

at the mall.

Yay! Shopping.

So, just you, huh?

Yeah.

Get it over with.

(thunk)

Aah-hah-hah!

(crash)

Meanwhile,

at a generic factory...

This is ridiculous.

Fighting evil

isn't even important enough

for them to overcome

the most basic of distractions?

Well, you did make them worse

than they were to start with,

but you made me a lot better.

Hmm. Uh, wh-

Uh, what are you doing?

Oh, uh, well, the part

where a generic villain

turns on his partner in crime

so he can destroy

the hated Yang.

(The Lesson) No-o-o-o-o!

And then he said,

and then I said,

and then she said,

and then I said...

- (growls)

(whining)

(both) Oh,

it's the alarm!

Oh, it's just you.

Don't you get it?

Someone's trying

to teach you a lesson.

A stupid lesson.

Somehow the whiny tree knew.

Oh, shut up,

externally and internally.

If you're not going

to do something, I will!

Sheesh,

what a drama queen.

Um, you think maybe

he's got a point, though?

I mean, we have sort of sucked

since The Lesson pounded us

into this universe.

Right. We sucked far less

back in our old lives.

Super Friendly

Tween Defender, um, Kids,

move!

(sniffs)

Jeez, ya think

you can hold it

till we're outta

the elevator?

- Zat is my power.

Yeah, OK, whatever

you need to believe.

(? Muzak)

Let's see,

ticking doomsday device,

guy who can't undo

his lessons if his hands

can't slam together,

which means

all this clich? needs is...

a final battle!

Yeah, well, I guess

you'll just have to find

another clich?.

It's just me.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Laughing uproariously.

Ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha!

Ah-ha...

Now, while he's distracted

by his uproarious laughter.

Oh... a skunk-like smell.

Sis, you know what to do.

No, she doesn't.

Hello? Insecure?

Wrong, you ridiculous

bucket of bolts.

We're done fooling around.

I-I think.

And it's Yin!

And Yang!

Oh, no, you don't.

Actually, I believe it is,

"Oh, no, you didn't."

Got that right.

Aah! Stop!

You're at the actual

"not generic robot" part.

Aah! Don't!

We might be

attention-addled kids

when we're not being heroes...

...but when our world

really needs heroes...

(both) We can focus.

I think.

He said to himself.

Ow!

You totally kicked me

in the eye.

So, what you're saying is...

Uhh. You've learned

the less-

(cricket chirps)

(squeaks)

I think my work here

is done.

And so,

having taught Yin and Yang

to honor their priorities...

um...

Wouldn't you rather

be watching your show?

Ah, it can wait.

- It's a rerun.

(both) Yin, Yang, Yo,

let's go!

Did somebody call me?

Oh, wait. I'm not

even in this one.

Cast

• Elissa Knight - Yin
• Scott McCord - Yang