Young E. Allison

Young Ewing Allison (December 23, 1853 – July 7, 1932) was an American writer and newspaper editor.

Quotes

• The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike,
  The bos’n brained with a marlinspike.
  • "Derelict: The Ballad of Dead Men", st. 1
• A flimsy shift on a bunker cot,
  With a thin dirk-slot through the bosom spot
  And the lace stiff-dry in a purplish blot.
       Or was she wench...
         Or some shuddering maid...?
       That dared the knife
         And that took the blade!
  By God! she was stuff for a plucky jade—
     Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
  • "Derelict: The Ballad of Dead Men", st. 5
• We wrapped ’em all in a mains’l tight,
  With twice ten turns of a hawser’s bight,
  And we heaved ’em over and out of sight—
       With a yo-heave-ho!
         And a fare-you-well!
       And a sullen plunge
         In the sullen swell
  Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell—
     Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
  • Derelict: The Ballad of Dead Men", st. 6
  • Expanding Robert Louis Stevenson's "Dead Man's Chest", in Treasure Island (1883), ch. 23
  • Reported in Champion Ingraham Hitchcock (ed.), The Dead Men's Song: Being the Story of a Poem and a Reminiscent Sketch of Its Author (Louisville, KY, 1914), pp. 13–19

• You see I lost two years going to school—from seven to nine years old. I was put out of all the private schools for incorrigible “inattention”—then it was discovered that I had been partially deaf and not guilty—but my schooling ended there and I was turned loose on my father’s library to get an education by main force—got it by reading everything—had read Rousseau’s “Confessions” at 14—and books replaced folks as companions. Wanted to get nearer to books and so hired myself to the country printer and newspaper at 13—great disappointment to the family, my mother having dreams of my becoming a preacher—[hell of a preacher I would have made]. I had meantime begun and finished as much as a page apiece of many stories and books, several epic poems—but one day the Old Man went home to dinner and left me only a scrap of “reprint” to set during his hour and a half of absence. It was six or eight lines nonpareil about the Russian gentleman who started to drive from his country home to the city one evening in his sleigh with his 4 children. Wolves attacked them and one by one he threw the children to the pack, hoping each time thus to save the others. When he had thrown the last his sleigh came to the city gate with him sitting in it a raving maniac. That yarn had been going the rounds of print since 1746. The Old Man was an absent-minded old child, and I knew it, so I turned my fancy loose and enlarged the paragraph to a full galley of long primer, composing the awful details as I set the type and made it a thriller. The Old Man never “held copy” reading proof, so he passed it all right and I saw myself an author in print for the first time. The smell of printer’s ink has never since been out of my hair.
  • Letter to Champion Ingraham Hitchcock (in or before 1899)
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 31

• The great muse of History ranks first in dignity, power and usefulness; but who will say that at her court the Prime Minister is not the Novel which by its lightness, grace and address has popularized history all over the world?
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 41

• The microbe that might have become glorious ounces of brain has been content at first to become merely a little wart of pulp, which finds expression in skill and quickness and more of coveted leisure. There is the next higher terrace and another and another, until finally it becomes a pyramid, ever more fragile and symmetrical, the apex of which is a delicate spire, where the purest intellects are elevated to an ever increasing height in ever decreasing numbers, until in the dizzy altitude above the groveling base below they are wrapped little by little in the cold solitude of incarnate genius burning like suns with their own essence. It is so far up that the eyes deceive and men dispute who it is that stands at the top, but, whoever he may be, he has carried by the force of strength, determination and patient will, the whole swarm of his evil bacteria with him. They swarm through every terrace below, increasing in force as the pyramid enlarges downward. It is the pyramidal bulk of human nature with its finest brain, true to anatomic principles, at the top. That radiance at the summit is the delight and the aspiration of all below.
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 42

• Old straight whiskey! That is the drink of life—
  Consolation, family, friends and wife!
       So make your glasses ready,
      Pour fingers three, then—steady!
  “Here’s good luck to Kentucky and whiskey straight!”
  • "The Ballad of Whiskey Straight", envoy
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 46

• I might almost define a lie as being the narrative of a human event that had been printed.
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 47

• Suppose every word that every member of this intelligent and most respectable audience has said today:—the merchant to his customers and creditors; the man of leisure to his cronies and companions, the professional man to his clients; even the ladies to their bosom friends at tea or euchre—suppose, I say, that every word you had uttered had been taken down by some marvelous mechanical contrivance, and should be published verbatim tomorrow morning with your names attached showing just what each of you had said. What do you think would happen? I can tell you from observation. You would likely spend next year explaining, denying, apologizing and repenting. Suits for slander would appear on the courthouse shelves as thick as blackberries in August. There would be friendships shattered, confidences dissipated, feuds established, social anarchy enthroned and perhaps this admirable club could never hold another meeting for lack of a quorum of members willing to meet each other in one room.
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 48

• Joe. So, then, you know all about this errand of ours?
  Wickliffe. As much as you do. I know that General Belcher sent a messenger, asking Deadshot to provide a safe escort for Professor Andover, of Boston, and a party of ladies, to Lone Star Ranch. Andover declined a military escort, but Belcher, notwithstanding the country is quiet, wants us to see them safely through.
  Joe. Yes, that’s it; but who are Professor Andover and his party
  Wickliffe. Boston people; with a mission to regenerate the world, Indians especially.
  Joe. Well, I should think Deadshot would like his errand. He is a Boston man I’ve always understood.
  Wickliffe. Yes. He came out here with me ten years ago, just out of college, rich, adventurous and restless. City life was too tame for Arthur Cambridge. You know how he took to the life of a scout, and now, under the name of Captain Deadshot, he is the most famous Indian fighter and scout on the plains.
  • The Ogallallas (premiered at the Columbia Theatre, Chicago, in 1893), opening conversation
  • Reported in Hitchcock (1914), p. 51