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An Extremely Goofy Movie

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An Extremely Goofy Movie is a 2000 direct-to-video animated film made by The Walt Disney Company; it is the sequel to 1995's A Goofy Movie, and again features the characters from the television series Goof Troop. Much of the old cast from the previous show have returned.

Dialogue

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Max: Do you realize going off to college means no more well-meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, ah-hyucking dads?
P.J.: Yeah. Well, yours, at least. My dad's been countin' down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley.
Goofy: [feeling sad about Max leaving for college the next day] Gawrsh, Pete. One day, you're changing their diapers, and the next thing you know...they're all grown up and leaving for college.
Pete: Well, Goof, the way I see it, it's my last day of babysittin', and I'm a free man! Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell ya! Yahoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son! I can't miss ya if you don't leave! [guffaws]
Goofy: [solomnly] Yeah. Free.
Max: [packs his clothes] Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here.
Goofy: Here, let me help you pack.
Max: [gets annoyed] Dad, I can do that.
Goofy: I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. [emotionally] In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again. What, maybe Christmas?
Max: [sighs] Aw, Dad, it'll go by fast! [chuckles; to himself] Not too fast, I hope.
Goofy: It's time to take charge, live your own life. [picks up Old Stuffed Bear] You're a grown man now, Maxie-poo. [places Old Stuffed Bear in suitcase]
Max: [looks uneasily and puts Old Stuffed Bear back in the bed] I'm not taking Old Stuffed Bear to college, Dad.
Goofy: [tries putting Old Stuffed Bear back in Max's suitcase] Sure you are.
Max: No.
Goofy: What are you talking about?
Max: No, dad! [furiously grabs Old Stuffed Bear as Goofy and Max both pull]
Goofy: C'mon.
Max: Dad, stop this! I'm not kidding!
Goofy: You're gonna need him.
Max: [grabs Old Stuffed Bear as he shouts] No, Dad, NO!! [furiously tosses Old Stuffed Bear and it hits the wall before tumbling off the bed, hitting the floor as it squeaks]
Goofy: [looks at Max fighting with his suitcase] Well then, I got something else for you. [gives Max a package] Son, I want you to help this.
Max: Oh! It weighs like a ton! I bet it's one of those combo TV-CD-VCR-Laptop-Scanner-Fax things, right? Oh, man, they are so cool! [opens the box, noticing an old timey-looking receipt typewriter, looking stunned just as the camera Goofy has snapped the photo]
Goofy: Ah-yuck! Too stunned to speak, huh?
Max: No, just...stunned. Heh. What is it?
Goofy: This was my father's. And now, son, it's yours.
Max: [smiles politely] Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. [puts typewriter down] Oh, listen. I'm gonna turn in. [stretches, takes off his shirt and yawns] You know, big day tomorrow. [gets into his bed. Goofy pulls Max's blanket over him, strokes his hair and leaves the room. As he leaves, he turns back to him] Good night, Dad.
Goofy: Good night, son. [turns off the light before leaving the door slightly open. Afterwards, Max sleepily pulls up Old Stuffed Bear, cuddling it a bit one last time as it squeaks briefly. Goofy secretly watches, as he tears up]
Goofy: [hums a bit at the eggs and bacon-face he made, chuckling as he makes the toast, then at the pancakes and waffles on plates] Did you brush your teeth?
Max: [drinks the milk] Yeah, Dad.
Goofy: Comb your hair?
Max: [snatches the toast] Yep.
Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear?
Max: [gets annoyed] Dad!
P.J.: [offscreen] C'mon, Max!
Max: Whoop! Gotta go!
Goofy: But Max--
[Max comes out, tossing his bag on top of the vehicle with Bobby on top]
Bobby: Whoa! [falls into the vehicle]
Goofy: Goin' already?!
Max: Yeah, I have to get there early for freshman orientation, Dad. See ya!
Goofy: What about breakfast? You need your three squares a day, you know!
Max: Don't worry, we'll pick up donuts on the way! Love ya, miss ya, see you at Christmas, bye! [he, P.J. and Bobby hoot and holler happily]
Goofy: [calls out to Max] Don't forget to have some milk with those...donuts! [softly] Good-bye, my little college man. [mournfully enters the house, approaching the stairs before moaning mournfully, walking up. He comes to the top while stopping as he looks inside the now empty bedroom. He sniffles a bit before looking at the ground, noticing a sock with hole on the ground, folds the sock, putting it up before looking at the mirror, noticing something in the reflection. He turns around, looking surprised as he sees Old Stuffed Bear on the bed, walks to it, and sits on the bed before holding Old Stuffed Bear; voice breaking] Gawrsh. [touches Old Stuffed Bear's stomach, which squeaks a bit before he looks around the room, and sobs heartbrokenly and sniffles, cradling Old Stuffed Bear]
P.J.: [giving directions to the college] Okay, dude. Uh, south. No, wait, that's uh... I don't know, man, do I look like Magellan?
Max: P.J., you couldn't even spell "Magellan."
P.J.: Try hanging a Louie. No-no-no-no-no. No, wait. That's the other Louie.
Max: Louie, Huey, Dewey, what are you talking about here, huh?
Bobby: [pointing to the map] Yo, it's right here. This way.
Max: Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. Uh, hey, Bob, um, who's drivin'?
All: Huh? [truck horn honks and they scream as Max steers them away from the truck and into a corn maze]
[after Max, Bobby and P.J. arrive at the college]
Bobby: Check...it...out!
Max: Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives.
Bobby: Wow. That's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker?
Max: Hiya, dad.
Goofy: Maxie. [hugs toy robot]
Goofy's Boss: Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling! [a camera appears in front of Goofy, who drops the toy robot in shock] Stop daydreaming and get back to work, or else!
[after Goofy accidentally destroys Beekins Toy Company]
Goofy's Boss: Goofy, I warned you. You're...FIRED!!!
Max: Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules: No interfering with the "X" Games practice, no hounding us about schoolwork, no coming into our room unannounced, and no acting like a father, [to himself] especially mine. [normally] He's got his life, I've got my life.
Max's Voice: [echoing] My life. My life. My life.
Bobby: Spooky.
Bobby: [speaking with a phony French accent] Me and a little crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.
Beret Girl: Whoa. Easy, boy. You're fogging up my karma.
Max: Hey, you wanna sit with us?
Beret Girl: Sure. Your cool balances out... [snaps fingers] ...his fool.
Bobby: [normal voice] Okay, whatever.
Beret Girl: [chuckles] Well, if it's all…the same, I, uh… [snaps fingers] I forgot your name.
P.J.: It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature are overlooked-except by vultures-with no regard to the depth of their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments.
Beret Girl: Oh, wise Buddha boy. How could anyone overlook such a bundle of yes-ness? Let's dance. [yanks P.J. out onto the dance floor by the arm]
[The next day, Max bitterly walks in the halls of college before Goofy notices him]
Goofy: Maxie? I've been looking all over for you, son. Where ya been? I can't tell you how sorry I am.
Max: [angrily] Oh, save your breath! You may have won this time. but Dad... [groans angrily] ...this campus just isn't big enough for the both of us.
Goofy: I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. I was just tryin' to get closer to ya.
Max: [angrily] Oh, don't you get it?! I'm trying to get away from you! I'm not a little kid anymore! NOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!! [furiously runs into his class, Goofy tries reaching for Max before he sighs sadly]
Teacher: Good morning, people. It would appear that it is time to start. You may open-- [Goofy opens the door and enters] Ah, Mr. Goof. Nice of you to join us today.
Goofy: Huh? Oh, yeah. Right.
Teacher: You may open your envelopes and begin. [the envelopes are opened with the papers glanced a bit. The fat dog sighs a bit, looking at where Max is busy writing frustratedly with the students near him glancing; swiftly pushes Goofy's head to the papers] Let's not have any wandering eyes.
[Goofy looks at the papers, but sighs as he starts writing. As that is happening, Tinkerputt looks at the familiar serpent looking at one of the students. Later, as the students are sleeping with the testers taking the tests, Goofy is scribbling Max's name before he sighs, looking depressed. At that moment, Goofy notices the flower in the picture transforming to real flowers before out comes a man. He turns the tape player on before the man motions Goofy, now in white background, to follow. The area swirls before Goofy notices himself on a chair with a table as the sun is starting to rise. He notices a flower blooming before a teacup is shown. The dream tea is poured to one of the cups past a flying teacup. The man grins with Goofy happily taking the drink. Just then, out comes a fairy Max who grins as Goofy grins back. Then out comes another fairy Max, along with a third from the teacups and sugar bowl, much to the bowl's annoyance. Many Max fairies come to the grinning Goofy as they wave]
Fairy Maxes: Hi, Dad.
[At that moment, a man flies past him before going near Goofy. He comes to Goofy, smirking as he points to Max fairies flying below the table. After a moment, a flash occurs before up comes Max, whom grins. He points as Goofy gets scared as the now big shadow begins covering Goofy. To his shock, he sees a furious and monstrous Max growling in anger, snatching the tablecloth as Goofy is pulled off, as he yells his Goofy Yell. While falling downward, the familiar visions begin showing up with each shouting]
Goofy's Boss: You're...FIRED!!!
[The van honks loudly]
Unemployment Lady: I, uh, notice that you don't have a college degree.
Pete: C'mon, son! I can't miss you if you won't leave! [guffaws]
Goofy: [smashes into some horseshoes before he falls downward] Whoa! [smashes to the ground as everything flashes. He moans before sitting up at where a white background is at]
Max: [offscreen] GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!
Goofy: Huh?
Max: [offscreen] GET YOUR OWN LIFE!! [Goofy looks around with concern before looking up where the top is showing the angry Max, now normal] Leave me alone and get your own life! [angrily shuts the door on top locks shut before everything fades as Goofy only looks down in depression, crying]
Teacher: Pencils down. I said...pencils down.
Goofy: [failing the test] Wait a minute! I'm not finished! I've got--
Teacher: It's...over, Mr. Goof.
Goofy: [depressed from Max yelling at him] Oh, Pete, what am I gonna do now?
Pete: Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. It's useless in the real world. Ha! All them square roots, and circumnavigating and circumference and...bah! It's all [grabs horseshoe] "garbology." Lookie here. If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive. [throws horseshoe which hits the stake and falls on the sand] Anyone who tells you anything different is primin' your pump. [throws horseshoe and laughs as the horseshoe hits horseshoe stake and bounces away] Take it from me, pal!
Goofy's Voice: [thinking; as he comes to his senses] If you want that diploma, you gotta fix both eyes on it...
Pete: [Goofy takes the last horseshoe from him] What are ya--?!
Goofy's Voice: ...like it was this here horseshoe stake.
Goofy: [he spins, throws horseshoe at the horseshoe stake and makes a ringer; realizes] That's it! I lost my focus! I gotta get back there and straighten things out! [trips over table with food] Whoa! [gets back up] Focus. [leaves, and goes back to the college]
Pete: [confused] Did I miss something?
[back at college, a clock chimes 4:00 P.M., all while Max walks the lonely streets before up comes a mouse girl named Miss Fieldmouse, who notices him]
Miss Fieldmouse: Hey, I know you. Aren't you--
Max: Yeah. Max.
Miss Fieldmouse: Goofy's son. Ahh! He is rad.
[Max sighs sadly. Miss Fieldmouse opens her umbrella as rain begins pouring down, and Max starts to walk off. At the Bean Scene, Max arrives as the rain pours through the whole city. Some water splashes on Max, making him grumble. Inside, as slow jazz music is playing, Bobby looks at his gloved hands]
Bobby: Hmm. Do you ever wonder why you're always, like...wearing gloves? [pulls glove up to look at his hand, as P.J. sips his coffee]
Max: [to Barista] Grande cappuccino. Make it a double.
P.J.: [notices] Hey, Max.
Barista: Grande cap, double it.
P.J.: Be here now, bro. We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one with your selfness.
Bobby: That's just the new P.J. speak for "Where you been, buddy?"
Max: [drinks some of the coffee] I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. I'm transferring outta here.
Bobby: Excuse-moi-moi?
P.J.: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! Hold it, Max, come on! That means you can't be on the X-Games team!
Max: Exactly. You don't let me on the team anyway, I lost in my best event.
Bobby: Oh, come on! Hey, Max-Man! That was a one-time freak-fest. [he pulls Max back a bit] You can beat any of these losers any day.
Max: [adamantly] I've already decided. I'm outta here. [starts to leave]
Beret Girl: Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.
Max: [understanding Beret Girl] If I can't even beat my father, who is probably the most athletically challenged man in the universe, how can you expect me to beat the other competitors?! We're starting in last place because of me!
Bobby: That never stopped us before. You want to give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
Max: [still depressed; hesitantly] Well, no.
Bobby: You want to let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else, especially when that someone else is your old man?!
Max: [becomes determined] No!
Bobby: [yelling] ARE YOU GONNA BE SOMEONE ELSE'S TOWEL BOY?!
Max: [becoming more determined] No!
P.J.: Together, we can do it!
Max: [with extreme determination] You're right! [stands up] We can yet beat 'em! Let's whip those Gammas!
Bobby: Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Mission: Possible!
All: [they do a hand-stack] LET'S DO IT TO IT!! [they high-five before darting away while cheering]
Beret Girl: [after Max, P.J. and Bobby leave excitedly] Boys will be boys.
Goofy: Oh, Sylvia, I-- Oh, if you'll let me I--
Sylvia: Shh! No talking in the library.
Goofy: Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia. I really care about you.
Sylvia: Well, gee. If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, or at least apologize for not showing up, or even call or...something.
Goofy: Oh, you're right. I'm so sorry. I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle that I plumb lost track of everything that's important to me. Countin' you. [Sylvia gasps] Can you ever forgive me?
Sylvia: [after a moment] Oh, how can I not forgive you?
Goofy: So, ya see, I have to quit the team.
Bradley Uppercrust III: [shocked] Excuse me?
Larry: You what?
Shorty: Hey, no way!
Burly: What is he talking about, huh?
Bradly: [angrily] Just what makes you think you can change your mind on the last day of the competition?
Tank: Should I knock some sense into his big melon?
Bradley: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Hey. Down. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. [pokes Goofy's nose] If you're thinkin' you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, you've had another fact comin'. [jabs Goofy's stomach]
Tank: [mockingly] Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in danger, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. [The Gammas chuckle mockingly]
Goofy: No, siree, sir. [grabs Bradley's pool cue and strikes Tank's foot]
Tank: [screams in pain and holds his foot] My bunion!
Goofy: I'm not gonna be on anyone's team.
Bradley: Smart man, but you forgot one thing. Nobody, I repeat, nobody quits the Gammas!
Goofy: [yanks pool cue and tosses it aside] If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. [angrily pushes Bradley a bit] I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that.
Bradley: No, you're not leavin' the Gammas.
Goofy: [Tank kicks him out of the building] WHOA!!!! [lands on a different sidewalk]
Bradley The Gammas are leavin' you!
Shorty: [waves] Sayonara.
Burly: Yeah, Hasta la vista, baby!
Goofy: Gee, I think they're a little sore at me. [pats himself, realizes something] Whoops. [takes off Gamma pin] Better return my Gamma pin. [re-enters to the Gamma house to return his "Gamma Mu Mu Pledge" Pin and overhears the Gammas talking]
Bradley: We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?
Tank: Skill?
Gamma: Uh, good looks? What?
Bradley: No, you dense dolts, we'll cheat. [Goofy is shocked]
Gammas: CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT!
Tank: [sits on pool table] Just like we did last time, sweetheart.
Bradley: And that was a great cheat. [sinisterly] But now, I have a better plan.
Goofy: [quietly and concerned] I gotta warn Maxie.
Max: Hey, Brad! What'd you do with my dad?
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
[Bradley blasts rockets on PJ's roller-skates sending PJ flying into the air]
Referee: False start! False start! Both teams back on the line. Get back here.
Max: [to Referee] Wait, hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state!
Bradley: Why, that is absurd. I did nothing of the sort.
Max: [groans; realizing Goofy was right] That's what my dad's been trying to tell me!
[Bradley blasted Max and Tank into the X-Games wire and fabric logo]
Tank: [coughing] Help! [coughs] Bradley! [coughs] Gammas, help me! [coughs] Anyone! 911, baby!
Max: [coughing] Tank, talk to me, man!
Tank: Over here, man! Dog-Boy. Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
Goofy: Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? [coughs] Maxie! [slips on Max's skateboard] WHOA!
Max: Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank!
[Goofy gets up and starts to lift the beam up just as the burning debris is about to fall]
Tank: Come on! We're about to be baked Alaska here!
Tank: That's some kid you got there.
Goofy: [smiling] You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore.
Bradley: Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
Max: The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
Tank: Brad! [Bradley smiles nervously] Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
Bradley: [nervously] Hey, Tank. Baby. Who loves ya, baby, huh?
Tank: [growls] You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.
Bradley: You and me, baby, all the way. [tries to run but Tank grabs hold of him]
Tank: Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications. [pulls Bradley's pants]
Bradley: Okay, okay, let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
Tank: Time to get on the last jet to nowhere! [fires a screaming Bradley like a slingshot towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]
Chuck: Oh, it doesn't look good now, folks! [Bradley flies into X-Games blimp, which deflates rapidly] It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quit!
Ken: [smirks] That's right, Chuck.
[sometime after graduation]
Max: Congratulations, Dad. [gives Goofy a graduation present] Here.
Goofy: Gawrsh, son. What's this?
Max: Well, you gotta open it to find out.
Goofy: [unwraps his present revealing to be the X-Games Trophy that Max had won] But...this is yours.
Max: No, Dad. This is for you. Read the inscription.
Goofy: [reading the back of the trophy] "I might not be your little boy anymore, but I'll always be your son." [he and Max embrace]
Bobby: Okay, okay, hug-festers! Free eats, back at the dorm-a! Pizza! Double cheese-a! [eats pizza slice] Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Scrumptious.
Max: [laughs] Come on, Dad. Let's feast.
[horn honks "Shave and a Haircut" and Goofy and Max see Sylvia waving at them]
Goofy: Sorry, son, but I kinda got plans of my own.
Max: You know, I'm really gonna miss you, Dad. Sure, it was rough for us at the start, but, well, it turned out to be a pretty cool thing; You, here at college with me. Heh. But now, it's over, and we'll go on with our own lives, and--
Sylvia: You didn't tell him yet?
Max: [confused] Didn't tell me what?
Goofy: [to Sylvia] Well, I wanted to surprise him. [to Max] Son, guess what? I got me a job right here on campus!
Max: [confused] But-- But you--
Goofy: So I could be to you!
Max: [shocked] B-B-But I thought that you were-- You told me you were gonna--
Goofy: [teasing] Just kidding! Ah-hyuck! [laughs]
Max: [laughs in amusement] He is so goofy.
[while Goofy and Sylvia drive off]
Goofy: What do ya say we go for--
Sylvia: A picnic?
Goofy: Ah-hyuck! Then maybe even a--
Sylvia: Walk on the beach? I'd love to.
Goofy: You know, somehow, I knew you would. Ah-hyuck!
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