Yogi Bear (film)

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Yogi Bear is a 2010 3D live-action/CGI film about a documentary filmmaker who travels to Jellystone Park to shoot a project and soon crosses paths with Yogi Bear, his sidekick Boo-Boo and Ranger Smith.

Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Brad Copeland, Joshua Sternin, and Jeffrey Ventimilia, based on the Hanna-Barbera cartoon series The Yogi Bear Show.
Please do not feed the bears.(taglines)

Yogi[edit]

  • It's because I'm smarter than the average bear!
  • Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.
  • I'm so smart and it hurts.
  • Did you check the safety manual!
  • I wonder if he noticed the pie.
  • This is your captain speaking. We'll reach our turtle target in about 2 minutes.

Boo-Boo[edit]

  • [after he and Yogi hear Ranger Smith coming] It's Mr. Ranger!

Ranger Smith[edit]

  • Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.

Mayor Brown[edit]

  • You think I care about what the law says? Hmm? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle?" Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No. I care about power, you pinheads! And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.

Narrator[edit]

  • [first lines] Jellystone Park. One of the nation's oldest and most beautiful stretches of wilderness. For years, families have headed out from the busy city, eager to enjoy a little camping, fishing, and, of course, observing the park's natural wildlife. (I think.)
  • [closing lines] Ah, yes, Jellystone Park. A wonderful little piece of paradise, where families come and soak up the tranquility of nature. It's a place that-- [suddenly, some bushes rustle] Huh? [each of the picnic tables get dragged away by each rope attached to them] Never mind.

Dialogue[edit]

[As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi: Hang on, Boo Boo!
Boo-Boo: What do we do now?
Yogi: Did you check the safety manual!
Boo-Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!
[They scream]
Yogi: We've gotta deject, Boo!
Boo-Boo: Don't you mean eject?
Yogi: Eject is up. Deject is down.
Rachel: I've heard you unusual brown bear.
Smith: Brown bear?
Rachel: When they talk it so rare.
Smith: Not that I can think of.
Rachel: I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.
Yogi: I smell PB and J.
[He falls down over the edge of the building]
Yogi: Kick it, Boo-Boo!
Boo-Boo: Kicking it.
Smith: We got a bear disturbance.
Jones: All unit lock the park. I repeat lock down the park.
Smith: You know, I am the other ranger here, right?
Smith: No, look, Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.
Yogi: I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo-Boo and I would never think disturbing a family's pic-a-nic.
Boo-Boo: Yogi, your cape!
Yogi: I know, it is magnificent.
Boo-Boo: And on fire!
Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi: I think we can take care of that.
Announcer: And here's what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!
[Smith plugs the confession to the big screen]
Mayor: You think I care about what the law says?
[The Mayor and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces]
Mayor: Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No.
[The crowd gets angry and begin to riot]
Mayor: I care about power, you pinheads! Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.
[The Chief of Staff runs over to the guards]
Chief of Staff: There's about to be a riot out there! I need you out front!
[The guards run to the scene]
Mayor: [actual] Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. That was not real. Trust me, there is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle.
[Turtle's frog-like tongue plunges onto the Mayor, who is nervous and shocked]
Mayor: He's right next to me, isn't he? OK.

Taglines[edit]

From movie posters[edit]

  • Life's a pic-a-nic.
  • Please do not feed the bears.
  • All great things come in Bears.

Closing[edit]

  • No bears were harmed in the making of this movie.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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