Cars 2

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Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage.

Directed by John Lasseter, co-directed by Brad Lewis. Written by Ben Queen.
The mission begins. taglines

Uncle Topolino[edit]

  • A wise car hears one word and understands two...that and Luigi told me.

Alexander Hugo[edit]

  • [to Ivan] Gremlins. Man, those are some ugly cars; looks like someone stole their trunks!

Francesco Bernoulli[edit]

  • Ah, you heard it! Lightning McQueen prefers to be slow! Of course, this is not news to Francesco. Whenever I want to sleep, I watch one of his races. After two laps I am out cold!

Dialogue[edit]

[first lines]
Leland Turbo: This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen, and no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need back-up, but don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful, it's not safe out here.
Grem: [off-screen] Let's go!
Leland Turbo: Transmitting my grids now. Good luck!

[A fishing vessel is sailing on the open ocean at night, completely alone.]
Crabby: Alright buddy, we're here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, why?
Finn McMissile: [comes out from the shadows on Crabby's stern deck] I'm looking for a car.
Crabby: A car? Ha! Hey, pal. You can't get any further away from land than out here.
Finn McMissile: Exactly where I want to be.
Crabby: Well I got news for you buddy. There's nobody out here but us.
Tony Trihull: [blows his horn] What are you doing out here?!
Crabby: What does it look like, genius? I'm crabbin'.
Tony Trihull: Well turn around... and go back where you came from.
Crabby: Yeah? And who's gonna make me? [Tony reveals his bow-mounted missile turret] All right! All right! Don't get your prop in a twist! [Crabby turns away and begins sailing back] What a jerk. Sorry, buddy. Looks like it's the end of the line. Buddy?

[Finn McMissile is suspended by four grappling hooks above the oil platform]
Grem: Hey, Professor Z! This is one of those British spies that we told you about!
Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong!
Professor Zündapp: Agent Leland Turbo. [Leland's remains are revealed: he's been crushed into a cube. Finn gasps. A burst of flame behind Finn reveals his shadow on the platform below. Zundapp looks up and sees him] It's Finn McMissile! He's seen the camera! KILL HIM!

Mater: Mater, Tow Mater, that's who, is here to help ya. Hey, Otis!
Otis: Heh-hey, Mater. I... uh... oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. I thought I could make it this time, but... [Otis tries to start to start his engine, but can't.] Smooth like puddin', huh? [sighs] Who am I kiddin'? I'll always be a lemon.
Mater: Well, dad-gum, you're leakin' oil again. Must be yer gaskets. Hey, but look on the bright side. This is yer 10th tow this month, so that means it's on the house.
Otis: You're the only won that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.
Mater: Hey, don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody, Otis.
Otis: But you never leak oil.
Mater: Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is trying to show through.

[Francesco Bernoulli is a guest on Mel Dorado's TV show; Mater called in to argue with Bernoulli, and McQueen takes the phone.]
Lightning McQueen: [over the phone] Yeah, hi, this is Lightning McQueen.
Francesco Bernoulli: The Lightning McQueen, eh?!
Lightning McQueen: Look, I don't appreciate my best friend being insulted like that.
Francesco Bernoulli: McQueen, that was your best friend? Ohhh... There's a difference between you and Francesco! Francesco knows how good he is. He doesn't have to surround himself with tow trucks to prove it.
Lightning McQueen: You know, those are some strong words coming from a car that is so fragile.
Francesco Bernoulli: FRA-JILL-AY! HE CALLS-A FRANCESCO FRA-JILL-AY!? Not so fast, McQueen!
Lightning McQueen: "Not so fast." What is that? Your new motto?
Francesco Bernoulli: Motto?! [Rants and curses rapidly in Italian] ...RIDICULO!!
[Francesco continues his rant but gets gets muted by the TV censors, and storms off-camera]

Mater: [Voice-over reading the letter] By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did.
Lightning McQueen: [reading Mater's letter in the Hotel Lobby while Guido and Luigi began crying] I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: that you are the greatest racecar in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater. [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.
Luigi: Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it. [shifts the page] P.P.S that's funny right there. [shifts the pages around] P.P. there's, uh, a few more pages of P.S.'s here.

Finn McMissile: I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British Intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
Finn McMissile: Who are you with? FBI? CIA?
Mater: Let's just say I'm Triple-A affiliated.
[AAA is the American Automobile Association]

[On the starting line of the Moonview Highway Race]
Lightning McQueen: Speed. I am speed.
Francesco Bernoulli: [laughs] Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed. [Mimicking McQueen's way of closing his eyes and speaking to himself] "Francesco... IS... triple speed." Ho-ho! Francesco likes to beat McQueen. He's-a really getting him into the zone!
Lightning McQueen: He's so getting beat today!

Mater: What have you got here that's free? How about that there pistachio ice cream?
Sushi Chef: No, no. Wasabi.
Mater: Oh, same old, same old. What's up with you? [Looks again at the bucket of wasabi] That looks delicious! [The Sushi Chef takes a knife and sets a small piece of wasabi on a tray, then puts it on the counter] Uh, a little more, please? [The chef adds more wasabi] It is free, right? [The chef adds more] Keep it coming. A little more. Come on, let's go, it's free! You're gettin' there; scoop, scoop! [The Sushi Chef gives in and scoops out a baseball-sized serving of wasabi] There we go! Now, that's a scoop of ice cream!
Sushi Chef: [Bowing and speaking in Japanese] My condolences.

Francesco Bernoulli: [at the Tokyo World Grand Prix party, Francesco spots Lightning] Ah! Lightning McQueen! Buona sera!
Lightning McQueen: Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco.
Francesco Bernoulli : Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought but, you're good.

Stephenson: [is traveling to Porta Cosa, carrying Finn, Holley, and Mater] Finn, one hour to Porta Cosa.
Finn McMissile: [inside one of the cars] Thank you, Stephenson.
[a robot arm screws an orange light on top of Mater]
Holley Shiftwell: Yeah, I think that should just about do it. [presses a button on a control panel and backs away from it]
Finn McMissile: Perfect.
Holley Shiftwell: So, Mater, it's voice-activated. But you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
Mater: What? I thought you's supposed to be making me a dee-sguise!
Mater's Computer: Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated. [uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]
Mater: Ha ha. Cool! Hey, Computer. Make me a German truck.
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]
Mater: Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a vampire costume]
Mater: What the? Hahahaha. [Transylvanian accent] I vant to siphon your gas! Ha, ha! Now make me a taco truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
Mater: A funny car!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise, until Finn turns it off]
Finn McMissile: The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.

Finn McMissile: Siddeley.
Siddeley: Yes, Finn?
Finn McMissile: Paris, tout de suite.
Mater: Two of them sweets for me too, Sid! [to Holley] You know, I always wanted to be a spy.
Holley Shiftwell: Really? [smiles] Me too.
Siddeley: Afterburners, sir?
Finn McMissile: Is there any other way?

[Lightning is missing Mater at the race in Italy as the racers gather at the finish line; Francesco notices.]
Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco understands.
Lightning McQueen: [Sarcastic] I think you left out the insulting part of that insult.
Francesco Bernoulli: [Emotionally] It is no joke! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama! Just like you miss your tow truck, amigo.
Lightning McQueen: [Impressed] You know, maybe I misjudged you-
Francesco Bernoulli: [Grinning] But today, I am at home! And my Mama is right there! [Francesco points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling and waving back] Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad! I will beat his crying baby bottom today!
Lightning McQueen: And... there's the insult we were missing. Grazie!

Miles Axlerod: [in his disguised voice as the Lemon Mastermind] Welcome, everyone. I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is. We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names: jalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap...lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because, today, my friends, that all ends! [Due to Grem and Acer's camera-disguised weapon, a car crashes] They laughed at us, but now it's our turn to laugh back. [another car crashes due to the weapon] Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you. This was meant to be alternative fuel's greatest moment. [Cars, seeing the crashes, throw their alternative fuel cups away and start smashing alternative fuel signs] But after today, everyone will race back to gasoline. And we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve will become the most powerful cars in the world! They will come to us, and they will have no choice, because they will NEED us. And they will finally respect us! So hold your hoods high! After today, you will never again be ashamed of who you are! LONG! LIVE! LEMONS!

Professor Zündapp: [after receiving orders from Miles Axlerod, the Lemon Mastermind] Of course. [to his fellow Lemons] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed!
Mater: No! [accidentally reveals himself]
Professor Zündapp: IT'S THE AMERICAN SPY! [the Lemons all draw their weapons]
Mater: Dad-gum!
Mater's Computer: Gatling gun. Request acknowledged. [two Gatling guns appear out of Mater's sides]
Mater: Shoot, I didn't mean...
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [his guns fire madly, shooting everything in the room as the Lemons drive for cover. The force of the guns makes Mater back out of the room and onto the balcony]
Mater: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't mean that kinda "shoot"!
Mater's Computer: Correction acknowledged. Deploying chute. [a parachute appears out of Mater's back and carries him into the air]

Lightning McQueenː Mater, there you are.
Materː Stop right thereǃ
Lightning McQueenː Oh, man, I've been so worried about youǃ
Materː Don't come any closerǃ
Lightning McQueenː Are you okay?
Materː No, I'm not okayǃ Stay away from meǃ
Lightning McQueenː No, wait, waitǃ
Brent Mustangburgerː Hold everything. A tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwardsǃ
Lightning McQueenː Mater, waitǃ
David Hobbscapː Normally an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.
Brent Mustangburgerː Wait, waitǃ Lightning McQueen is chasing himǃ
Lightning McQueenː Mater, waitǃ
Materː Stay Backǃ If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real badǃ
Lightning McQueenː I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that mattersǃ Because we're best friendsǃ

[Mater exposes Axlerod as the Lemon Mastermind]
Miles Axlerod: What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
Mater: I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture.
Holley Shiftwell: Okay. [brings up the image]
Mater: And then I remembered what they say about old British engines. If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em.
Miles Axlerod: What is he talking about?
Mater: It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan. [flashback of Mater leaking oil] You just blamed it on me.
Miles Axlerod: Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.
Mater: Then you're faking it. You didn't convert to no electric. We pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there.
[Axlerod, realizing that Mater knows the truth, backs away]
Miles Axlerod: This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! [panicking] STAY AWAY!
Holley Shiftwell: But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?
Mater: To make Allinol look bad so that everyone would go back to using oil. I mean, he said it himself with that dee-sguised voice.
Miles Axlerod: Dee-sguised voice? What are you talking about? YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!
Prince Wheeliam: This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.
The Queen: One moment. I'd like to see where this is going.
[Bomb countdown reaches 00:29]
Finn McMissile: Mater, he created Allinol!
Mater: Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was trying to find something else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?
[Bomb countdown reaches 00:19, 00:18]
Miles Axlerod: What if?! You're basing this on a "what if"?!
Security Guard: OK, that's it! Lads, clear out! [The Queen and spectators evacuate]
Miles Axlerod: Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!
Finn McMissile: MATER! [Bomb countdown reaches 00:10. Mater stands his ground, glaring at Axlerod]
Holley Shiftwell: Mater!
Miles Axlerod: Someone do something! [everyone braces for the explosion] YOU'RE INSANE, YOU ARE! [Bomb countdown reaches 00:03] DEACTIVATE!!
[Bomb countdown stops at 00:01, causing it to say "Voice Accepted"]
Bomb Computer: Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.
[Mater smiles in satisfaction. Axlerod is shocked at what he said, as police cars approach to arrest him. Mater pops open Axlerod's hood, revealing the V8 engine]
Finn McMissile: The engine from the photo.
Holley Shiftwell: It's a perfect match. [brings up the image and does a match between the one and Axlerod's]
Miles Axlerod: How did the tow truck figure it out? [gets taken away by the police]
Lightning McQueen: It's official, you're coming to all my races from now on.
Mater: Now you're talking!

Taglines[edit]

  • Fuel the love.
  • Spy it only in theaters 2011.
  • The mission begins.

Voice cast[edit]

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

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