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Lightning McQueen

Cars is a 2006 animated feature film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. The film is set in a world populated entirely by anthropomorphized cars and other vehicles.

Written and directed by John Lasseter and Joe Ranft.
Ahhh...it's got that new movie smell. Taglines

Dialogue[edit]

Chick Hicks: The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey, how do you think I'll look in Dinoco Blue? [pauses] Dinoco Blue! Ah ha ha ha!
Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.
Hicks: Yeah, well..."Thunder"? What's he talking about, "Thunder"?
McQueen: Oh, you know, because 'Thunder' always comes after Lightning! [starts posing for photos] Ka-ping! Ka-pow!

Sheriff: The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!
Ramone: Hey, you scratched my paint! I ought take a blowtorch to you, man. (Luigi: You trimmed the Flowers!) (Flo: Ramone, I said did you do that.)
Luigi: You broke-a the road! You a very bad car!
Fillmore: Fascist! Commie!
Sarge: Commie!!
McQueen: Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California, pronto.
Sheriff: Where's your lawyer?
McQueen: Tuh, I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.
Sheriff: When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. Hey! Anyone want to be his lawyer?
Mater: Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!
Sheriff: All rise! The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.
Luigi: Show-off.
Lizzie: I'm Stinkin. I love Poop, and Desperately Seeking Stanley.
Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.

[Lightning McQueen is on trial for ripping up much of Radiator Springs' main street]
Doc Hudson: All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots. No, check that... I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the jail rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm - [finally spots Lightning] Throw him outta here, Sheriff! I want him out of my courtroom, I want him out of our town! Case dismissed!
Lightning McQueen: Yes!
Mater: Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin' stuff!

Sally: Doc, you look great this morning. Did you do something different with your side view mirrors?
Doc: What do you want, Sally?
Sally: Ah, come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this.
Doc: No. I know his type. Racecar. That's the last thing this town needs.
Sally: OK, I didn't want to have to do this, Doc, but you leave me no choice. Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history.
Doc: Here she goes again.
Sally: Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklage of Route 66, the mother road! It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.
Sarge: Travelers? What travelers?
Filmore: Ignore him.
Sally: But how, I ask you, are we to care for those travelers if there is no road for them to drive on? Luigi, what do you have at your store?
Luigi: Tires
Sally: And if no one can get to you?
Luigi: I won't sell any...tires. I will lose everything! Ohho.
Sally: Flo, what do you have at your store?
Flo: I have gas. Lotsa gas!
Sally: OK boys, stay with me. And, and, Flo, what'll happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas?
Flo: I'll go outta business and... we'll have to leave town.
Sally: And what's gonna happen to all of us if Flo leaves town and closes her station?
Folks: Without gas, we're done for!
Lizzie: What?
Sally: So, don't you think the car responsible should fix our road?
Lizzie: The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al!
Ramone: Lizzie, Big Al left like, 15 years ago.
Lizzie: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
Sally: Oh, he can do it. He's got the horsepower. So, what do you want him to do?
Folks: Fix the road!
Sally: Because we are a town worth fixing!
Folks: Yeah!!!
Doc: Order in the court! Seems like my mind has been changed for me.
Folks: Yeah!!
McQueen: No!
Filmore: Nice rulin'.
McQueen: Ohh, I am so not take you to dinner.
Sally: That's OK, Stickers. You can take Bessie.
Mater: Oh man, you got to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lug nuts for somethin' like that.
McQueen: Bessie? Who's Bessie?

Lightning McQueen: FREEDOM!
Mater: [Doc Hudson glares at him] Maybe I should've uh...hooked him up to Bessie and then uh... then took the boot off.
Lightning McQueen: [Driving away from Radiator Springs] Woo Hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! [Continues speeding away] Oh feel that wind... Yes! [Engine begins to sputter] No... no... no no no! Out of gas?! How could I be out of gas?! [Stops right in front of the Sheriff and Sally Carrera]
Sheriff: [Chuckles] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
Lightning McQueen: Bu-bu-but... but hhhhow did-?
Sally Carrera: We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. Kachow! [Does Lightning's bid maneuver]

[Lightning McQueen has just seen Doc Hudson's driving and follows him back to his shop]
Lightning McQueen: Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Doc Hudson: [Rudley] Wonderful. Now go away.
McQueen: Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
Hudson: I'm asking you to leave.
McQueen: Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
Hudson: We are not the same! Understand? Now, get out!
McQueen: How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?
Hudson: [shocked] You think I quit? [shows Lightning an old newspaper]
McQueen: Whoa... your big wreck in '1954...
Hudson: They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. But do you know what they said? "You're history." Moved on to the next rookie standing in line. [defeated] There was a lot left in me. I just never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would... would find me here.
McQueen: Hey Doc, I'm wasen't one of them.
Hudson: Oh yeah?
McQueen: Really, I'm not!
Hudson: When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back. [Lightning looks defeated since he can't think about the last time he cared for someone else; Doc nods knowingly] Uh-huh. I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.
McQueen: [Angrily] Oh, like you? You've been here for how long, and your friends don't even know everything about you're past? Who's caring about only himself?
Hudson: [Angrily back] Just finish that road and get outta here! [drives away in anger]

[Having discovered Doc's real identity as the Fabulous Hudson Hornet, Lightning McQueen desperately tries to convince the rest of the gang about it but the others had no idea of his past life as a racer because doc didn't tell them everything about his past life as a racer]
Lightning McQueen: No no no no, it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo: Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean, have you ever seen him race?
McQueen: No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!
Mater: [spits out oil that he's drinking] He did WHAT in this cup?!

[The folks of Radiator Springs (Except Doc) are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Mater: He's done. He must've finished it while we was all sleepin'.
Doc Hudson: Good riddance. [Happily turns around and drives off]
Flo: He's gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. [Sally Carrera drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears the Sheriff sniffling] Oh, dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [Happily] No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone! [Red speeds away crying, upset at the Sheriff's remarks]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of nowhere] What's wrong with Red?
Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you always dreamed about your whole life, an' get that big ol' sponsor, and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about. ... [gasps] Wait a minute! [everyone laughs] I knew you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!

Lightning McQueen: This organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it?
Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, Bro! The oil companies have got a grip on the Government! They're feeding us a bunch of lies, Dude!
McQueen: Okay then, I'll take a case!

[When the media finally tracks down Lightning McQueen at Radiator Springs, Mack gestures him to Harv on speaker]
Harv: Hey man, I'm over here!
Lightning McQueen: How you doin', buddy?
Harv: My star client disappears off the face of the earth! What do you think I'm doing?
McQueen: Harv, I can explain.
Harv: I'm doing great! You're everywhere, baby! Radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for? :That's just a figure of speech, by the way. You signed a contract. Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS.
McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!
Harv: Yeah, that's great pal. While the world's been trying to find you, Dinoco has had no one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?
McQueen: Chick.
Harv: Bingo! In fact, check out what's on the plasma right now. [shows news report]
Cameramen: Show us the thunder!
Chick: You want thunder? You want thunder?! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
McQueen: Hey, that's my bit!
Harv: You've gotta get to Cali, pronto. Just get out of Radiation Stinks now, or Dinoco is history, you hear me?
McQueen: Just give me a second here, Harv.
Harv: No, no, no, wait. Where are goin'. Get in the trailer, baby. Kid! You want, you want a bigger trailer?
McQueen: Sally, I...I want you to... Look, I wish...Ahhhh.
Sally: Thank you. Thanks for everything.
McQueen: Ah. Haha. It just a road.
Sally: No. It was much more than that.
Mack: Hey, kid! We gotta go. Harv's goin' crazy! He's gonna have me fired if I don't get you in the truck right now!
McQueen: Mack, just... hold it for...
Sally: You should go.
McQueen: I know, but...
Sally: Good luck in California. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Lightning McQueen: [sees Radiator Springs crew at the pit stop] Guys, you're here! I can't believe this!
Doc Hudson: I knew you needed a crew chief, but I didn't know it was this bad.
McQueen: I thought you said you'd never come back.
Hudson: Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
Mater: [yelling into the microphone] Goodbye! Okay, I'm good.

[Lightning McQueen and Doc Hudson racing at Willy's Butte]
Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks. [Doc suddenly swerves off the track; McQueen looks for him] Doc! Doc?
Doc Hudson: [jumping over Lightning's head and back onto the track] Yee-hah! Not all my tricks, rookie!

Cast[edit]

Taglines[edit]

  • Ahhh... it's got that new movie smell.
  • The Brand New 2006.
  • It's not the destination. It's the journey.
  • Gear up.
  • A race car in a place where there's no pit crew... only Route 66 residents.
  • Life is a Journey, Enjoy the Trip.
  • Start your engines.
  • Our cars speak for themselves.

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External links[edit]

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