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Lightning McQueen

Cars is a 2006 animated feature film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. The film is set in a world populated entirely by anthropomorphized cars and other vehicles.

Written and directed by John Lasseter and Joe Ranft.'s got that new movie smell. Taglines


[First lines]
Man's Voice: [inhales] Okay, here we go, focus. Speed, I am speed.
[Snap up on a pack of cars racing, cut to black]
Man's Voice: One winner, fourty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast.
[Snap to a close-up of a car's tire spinning, cut to black]
Man's Voice: Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me -- No, no, no, stay focused -- speed.
[Snap to more cars racing, cut to black]
Man's Voice: I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am Lightning!
Person's Voice: [knocks] Hey, Lightning, you ready?
[Trailer opens up.]
Lightning: Ohhhh yeah, Lightning's ready!

Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck! What are you doing? You're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt!
Chuck: What?
Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.
Lightning McQueen: OW! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
Lightning McQueen: Oh, OK, leave. Fine go ahead I don't care. Hahaha. How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas? Adios, Chuck!
Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.

Chick Hicks: Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen! Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racin' out there...By me! [He and his crew laugh] Welcome to the Chick era, baby! The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey, how do you think I'll look in Dinoco Blue? [pauses] Dinoco Blue! Ah ha ha ha!
Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.
Chick Hicks: Yeah, right..."Thunder"? What's he talking about, "Thunder"?
Lightning McQueen: Oh, you know, because 'Thunder' always comes after Lightning! [starts posing for photos] Ka-ping! Ka-pow!
Chick Hicks: Who here knew about the thunder thing? [His crew shrugs]

[While in the parking lot, Lightning notices that his trailer isn't there]
Mcqueen's Transporter: Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie!
Lightning McQueen: I don't want to talk about it. Come on, let's go, Mack. Saddle up. What'd you do with my trailer?
Mack: I parked it over at your sponsor's tent.
Lightning McQueen: What?
Mack: You gotta make your personal appearance.
Lightning McQueen: No. No! No, no, no, no!!
[Cuts to Lightning in a Rust-eze commercial]
Lightning McQueen: Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, the new rear end formula! Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like...Rust-eze. [The Rust-eze is used on a car's bumper] Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze, and you too, can look like me! Ka-chow!

[At the Rust-eze post race event]
Rusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Dusty Rust-eze: Oh I mean, we might clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Rusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Dusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm telling ya, they're just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: [weekly] Well, you know, racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Rusty Rust-eze: Yeah, well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights.
[All laugh, Lightning laughs sarcastically]
Dusty Rust-eze: Ladies and gentlemen...
Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze: ...Lightning McQueen!
[Spotlight on Lightning, silence]
Car Voice: Freebird!
Lightning McQueen: [weekly] You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember: with a little Rust-eze... [under breath] ...and an insane amount of luck... [normal] too can look like me. Ka-chow.
[Applause and laughter, Lightning backs into his trailer]
Rusty Rust-eze: Hey, kid.
Dusty Rust-eze: Aw, we love ya. And we're looking forward to another great year, just like this year!
[Rusty laughs, Lightning's trailer closes]
Lightning McQueen: Not on your life.
[The trailer drives away]
Rusty Rust-eze: Don't drive like my brother!
Dusty Rust-eze: Oh yeah, don't drive like my brother!

[Lightning and Mack start heading for California]
Mack: California, here we come!
Lightning McQueen: Dinoco, here we come!

[While en route to California, Lightning gets a call from Harv, his agent]
Harv: Is this Lightning McQueen, the world's fastest racing machine?
Lightning McQueen: Is this Harv, the world's greatest agent?
Harv: And it is such a honor to be your agent and it almost hurts to take ten percent of your winnings and merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway, what a race! [Lightning watches the action on TV] Huh, champ? I didn't -- I didn't see it, but I heard you were great.
Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Harv.
Harv: Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets for the tiebreaker thing in Cali. I'll pass 'em on to your friends. You shoot me the names. You let Harv rock it for you. All right, baby?
Lightning McQueen: Right. Friends. Yes, there's a --
Harv: OK, I get it, Mr. Popular. So many friends you can't even narrow it down. Hey, when you get to town, you better make time for your best friend! You gotta break bread with your mishpoacheh here!
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah, that'd be great! We should totally --
Harv: Ok, I gotta jump, kid. Let me know how it goes. I'm out.
[Harv hangs up, Lightning hears a horn and spots a minivan out the window]
Lightning McQueen: What? A minivan? [reveals Mack is starting to turn into Top Down Truckstop] Oh, come on Mack, you're in the slow lane, This is Lightning McQueen you're hauling here.
Mack: Just stopping off for a quick breather, kid. Old Mack needs a rest.
Lightning McQueen: Absolutely not! We're driving straight to all night till we get to California! We agreed to it!
Mack: All night? May I remind you, federal DOT regs state...
Lightning McQueen: Come on, I need to get there before Chick get hang with Dinoco!
Mack: All those sleeping trucks...hey kid, I don't know if I can make it.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, sure you can, Mack. Look, it'll be easy. I'll stay up with you.
Mack: All night?!
Lightning McQueen: All night long. [Cuts to Lightning sleeping]

Fillmore: I'm telling you, Man, Every third blink is Slower.
Sarge: The '60s were good to you, were they?
McQueen: What? That's not the Interstate!! Ahh ho, Auw, auw,auw! Ahhhh! No, no, no, no! Ah!
VW Vicar van: I'm not the only seeing this, right?
McQueen: Ahh!
Sarge: Incoming!
VW Vicar van: Whoa man.
Sarge: No!
Purple Car: Hey, you scratch my paint!
McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Italian Accent Car: My tires!
McQueen: Phoah!
Red: Huh!
McQueen: Uargh!
[McQueen trimmed the flowers very hard]
Red: Huh!
McQueen: Ahhh!! (Shouting) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
[Stanley landed in top the Electrical wires]
VW Vicar van: Fly away, Stanley. Be free!
Sheriff: Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.
McQueen: Ahh...

Cameramen: Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?
Cameramen: Lightning, what's your strategy? Woahh!
Mack: What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?!?
News: McQueen's driver arrived in California, but McQueen was missing.
Red Truck: Racecar Lightning McQueen was reported missing.
News: He scheduled to race an unprecedented...
Dodge: Sponsor stated they have no idea where he is.
Chucki: Hey. A quista quista quista, A villa valley of self of being a mostel!
Junior: I sure hope Lightning's OK. I sure hate to see anything bad happen to him.
Jay Limo: I don't know what's harder to find, Lightning McQueen or a crew chief who'll work for him!
Hummer: Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!
News: They're all asking the same question: Where is McQueen?

Lightning McQueen: Oh, Boy. Ahh... Where Am I?
Mater: Mornin', Sleepin' Beauty!
Lightning McQueen: Ahhhhh!!
Mater: Hahaha! Boy, I was wonderin' when you was gonna wake up.
Lightning McQueen: Take whatever you want! Just don't hurt me! a parking boot? Why do I have a parking boot on? What's going on here if we need?!?
Mater: You're funny. I like you already. My name's Mater.
Lightning McQueen: Mater.
Mater: Yeah, like "tuh-mater", but without the "tuh". What's your name?
Lightning McQueen: You don't know my name?
Mater: Uhh, no, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?
Lightning McQueen: What? Look, I need to get to California as fast as possible. Where am I?
Mater: Where are you? Shoot! You're in Radiator Springs, the cutest little town in Carburetor County.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, great. Just great!
Mater: Well, if you think that's great, you should see the rest of the town.
Lightning McQueen: You know, I'd love to see the rest of the town! So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off, you and me, we go cruisin', check out the local scene...
Lightning McQueen: How'd That Be Tuhmater?
Mater: Cool! (Mater is about to Press the Button to Open the Gate but is stopped by the same police car who chased McQueen from last night.)
Sheriff: MATER! What did I tell you about talkin' to prisoners?
Mater: Um I'm not supposed to?
Sheriff: Well, quit yer yappin' and bring this road wrecker to the court house.
Mater: Well, we'll talk later, Mater. Haha. "Later, Mater." That's funny!
Lightning McQueen: Ah!

[Lightning McQueen is on trial for ripping up much of Radiator Springs' main street]
Sheriff: The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!
Purple Car: Hey, you scratched my paint! I ought take a blowtorch to you, man!! [Yellow Car: You Trimmed the Flowers!!] [Female Light Green Car: I hate when see you did that.]
Italian Accent Car: You've broken the road! You very bad car!
VW van: Fascist! Commie!
Sarge: Commie!!
Lightning McQueen: Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California, pronto.
Sheriff: Where's your lawyer?
Lightning McQueen: Tuh, I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.
Sheriff: When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. Hey! [Silence] Anyone want to be his lawyer?
[All except Mater backs away.]
Mater: Ooh Ooh, I'll do it, Sheriff!
[Mater drives over to Lightning, who rolls his eyes and groans]'
Sheriff: All rise! The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.
[The Purple car elevates on his hydraulics to get a better view]
Yellow Car: Show-off.
Old Car: I'm Stinkin. I love Poop and Desperately Seeking Stanley. (VHS Version only)
Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.
[A 1951 Hudson Hornet enters]
Lightning McQueen: [Gasps]
Hudson Hornet: All right! I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots! No, check even better I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the jail rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. then - [finally spots Lightning] Throw him outta here, Sheriff, I want him out of my courtroom, I want him out of our town! Case dismissed!
Lightning McQueen: [relieved] Yes!
Mater: Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin' stuff!

McQueen: You know her?
Mater: She's my fiancee.
McQueen: What?!?
Mater: No, He's Kidding. She Just like me from a Body.

Sally: Doc, you look great this morning. Did you do something different with your side view mirrors?
Doc Hudson: What do you want, Sally?
Sally: Ah, come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this.
Doc Hudson: No. I know his type. Racecar. That's the last thing this town needs.
Sally: OK, I didn't want to have to do this, Doc, but you leave me no choice. Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history.
Doc Hudson: Here she goes again.
Sally: Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklage of Route 66, the mother road! It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.
Army Jeep: Travelers? What travelers?
VW van: Ignore him.
Sally: But how, I ask you, are we to care for those travelers if there is no road for them to drive on? Luigi, what do you have at your store?
Luigi: Tires.
Sally: And if no one can get to you?
Luigi: I won't sell I will lose everything! Ohho...
Sally: Flo, what do you have at your store?
Flo: I have gas. Lotsa gas!
Sally: OK boys, stay with me. And, and, Flo, what'll happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas?
Flo: I'll go outta business and... we'll have to leave town.
Sally: And what's gonna happen to all of us if Flo leaves town and closes her station?
Folks: Without gas, we're done for!
Old Car: What?
Sally: So, don't you think the car responsible should fix our road?
Old Car: The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al!
Purple Car: Lizzie, Big Al left like, 15 years ago.
Lizzie: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
Sally: Oh, he can do it. He's got the horsepower. So, what do you want him to do?
Folks: Fix the road!
Sally: Because we are a town worth fixing!
Folks: Yeah!!!
Doc Hudson: [honks] Order in the court! Seems like my mind has been changed for me.
Folks: Yeah!!
Lightning McQueen: No!
VW van: Nice rulin'.
Lightning McQueen: Ohh, I am so not taking you to dinner!
Sally: That's OK, Stickers. You can take Bessie.
Mater: Oh man, you got to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lug nuts for somethin' like that.
Lightning McQueen: Bessie? Who's Bessie?

Lightning McQueen: FREEDOM!
Mater: [Doc Hudson glares at him] Maybe I should've uh...hooked him up to Bessie and then uh... then took the boot off.
Lightning McQueen: [Driving away from Radiator Springs] Woo Hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs, and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! [Continues speeding away] Oh feel that wind... Yes! [Engine begins to sputter] No... no... no no no! Out of gas?!? How could I be out of gas?!? [Stops right in front of the Sheriff and Sally Carrera]
Sheriff: [Chuckles] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
Lightning McQueen: Bu-bu-but... but hhhhow did-?
Sally Carrera: We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. Ka-chow! [Does Lightning's bit maneuver]

Mater: McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!

Mater: He's done!
Doc: Done?
Mater: Ahmhm.
Doc: It's only been an hour.
McQueen: I'm done. Look, I'm finished. Just say thank you, and I'll be on my way. That's all I gotta say.
Mater: Weehoo! I'm the first one on the new road! Ahho! It rides purty smooth.
Sally: It looks awful!!
McQueen: Well, it matches the rest of the town.
Sally: Ahh.
Red: Umph, huhuhuh!!
[Red speeds away crying, upset at the road was awful]
Sally: Red. Who do you think you are?
McQueen: Look, Doc said when I finish, I could go. That was the deal.
Doc: The deal was you fix the road, not making it worse. Now, scrape it off! Start over again.
McQueen: Hey, look, grandpa, I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a racecar.
Doc: Hohoho. Is that right? Then why don't we just have a little race? Me and you.
Sally: What?
McQueen: Hohoho. Me and you. Is that a joke?
Doc: If you win, you go and I fix the road. If I win, you do the road my way.
Sheriff: Doc, what're you doin'?
McQueen: Hahaha. I don't mean to be rude here Doc, but you probably go zero to sixty in like what? Three-point-five years?
Doc: Then I reckon you ain't got nothin' to worry about.
McQueen: You know what old timer? That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.

Sheriff: Gentlemen, this will be a one-lap race. You will drive to Willy's Butte, go around Willy's Butte and come back. There will be no bumpin', no cheatin', no spittin', no bittin', no road rage, no maimin', no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin', no backstabbin', no road-hoggin' and no lollygaggin'.
McQueen: Speed. I'm speed. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.
Luigi: OhHohohoo. My friend Guido, he dream to give a real racecar a pit stop.
Guido: Pit stop.
McQueen: Aa, haha. The race is only one lap, guys. Uno lappo! Don't need any help. I work solo mio.
Luigi: Fine. Race your way.
McQueen: No pit stoppo. Comprendo?
Guido: OK.
Sheriff: Gentlemen. Start your engines!
Ramone: Hijole! Check that out!
Filmore: Whoa.
Flo: Emm, emm.
Sally: Great idea, Doc. Now the road will never get done.
Sheriff: Luigi.
Luigi: Hohoho. On your mark, get set. Uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... I can't belive it. Go!
Doc: Yehaa! Hahaha!
Sally: Yeah.
Luigi: Huh? Doc, the flag means go. Remember the flag. Here we go. Go.
Ramone: Uhh, Doc, what are you doing, man?
Doc: Oh, dear. It would seem I'm off to a poor start. Well, better late than never. Come on, Mater. Might need a little help.
Mater: Ahh, OK.
Doc: You got your tow cable?
Mater: Well, yeah. I always got my tow cable. Why?
Doc: Ohh, just in case.
McQueen: Ahh,auw,auw,auw,no,no,no,no,no!
Ramone: Oh, man! Auww!!
McQueen: Ow!
Filmore: Whoa. Bad trip, man.
Doc: Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac, or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused.
Mater: Eh,eh,eh.
Doc: You drive like you fix roads. Lousy! Have fun fishin', Mater
McQueen: Ahhh!
Mater: I'm startin' to think he knowed you was gonna crash!
McQueen: Thank you, Mater. Thank you.

[Having discovered Doc's real identity as the Fabulous Hudson Hornet, Lightning McQueen desperately tries to convince the rest of the gang about it but the others had no idea of his past life as a racer because doc didn't tell them everything about his past life as a racer]
Lightning McQueen: No no no no, it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo: Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean, have you ever seen him race?
Lightning McQueen: No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!
Mater: [spits out oil that he's drinking] He did WHAT in this cup?!

[Lightning McQueen has just seen Doc Hudson's driving and follows him back to his shop]
Lightning McQueen: Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Doc Hudson: [Rudely] Wonderful. Now go away.
Lightning McQueen: Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
Doc Hudson: I'm asking you to leave.
Lightning McQueen: Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
Doc Hudson: We are not the same! Understand? Now, get out!
Lightning McQueen: How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?
Doc Hudson: [shocked] You think I quit? [shows Lightning an old newspaper]
Lightning McQueen: Whoa... your big wreck in '1954...
Doc Hudson: They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. But do you know what they said? "You're history." Moved on to the next rookie standing in line. [defeated] There was a lot left in me. I just never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would... would find me here.
Lightning McQueen: Hey Doc, I'm wasn't one of them.
Doc Hudson: Oh yeah?
Lightning McQueen: Really, I'm not!
Doc Hudson: When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back. [Lightning looks defeated since he can't think about the last time he cared for someone else; Doc nods knowingly] Uh-huh. I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.
Lightning McQueen: [Angrily] Oh, like you? You've been here for how long, and your friends don't even know everything about you're past? Who's caring about only himself?
Doc Hudson: [Angrily back] Just finish that road and get outta here! [drives away in anger]

[The folks of Radiator Springs (Except Doc) are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Mater: He's done. He must've finished it while we was all sleepin'.
Doc Hudson: Good riddance. [Happily turns around and drives off]
Flo: He's gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. [Sally Carrera drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears the Sheriff sniffling] Oh, dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [Happily] No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
[Red speeds away crying, upset at the Sheriff's remarks]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of nowhere] What's wrong with Red?
Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you always dreamed about your whole life, an' get that big ol' sponsor, and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about. ... [gasps] Wait a minute! [everyone laughs] I knew you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!

Lightning McQueen: Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.
Lightning McQueen: Okay, I'll take a case.

[When the media finally tracks down Lightning McQueen at Radiator Springs, Mack gestures him to Harv on speaker]
Harv: Hey man, I'm over here!
Lightning McQueen: How you doin', buddy?
Harv: My star client disappears off the face of the earth! What do you think I'm doing?
Lightning McQueen: Harv, I can explain.
Harv: I'm doing great! You're everywhere, baby! Radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for? :That's just a figure of speech, by the way. You signed a contract. Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS.
Lightning McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!
Harv: Yeah, that's great pal. While the world's been trying to find you, Dinoco has had no one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?
Lightning McQueen: Chick.
Harv: Bingo! In fact, check out what's on the plasma right now. [shows news report]
Cameramen: Show us the thunder!
Chick Hicks: You want thunder? You want thunder?! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, that's my bit!
Harv: You've gotta get to Cali, pronto. Just get out of Radiation Stinks now, or Dinoco is history, you hear me?
Lightning McQueen: Just give me a second here, Harv.
Harv: No, no, no, wait. Where are goin'. Get in the trailer, baby. Kid! You want, you want a bigger trailer?
Lightning McQueen: Sally, I...I want you to... Look, I wish...Ahhhh.
Sally: Thank you. Thanks for everything.
Lightning McQueen: Ah. Haha. It just a road.
Sally: No. It was much more than that.
Mack: Hey, kid! We gotta go. Harv's goin' crazy! He's gonna have me fired if I don't get you in the truck right now!
Lightning McQueen: Mack, just... hold it for...
Sally: You should go.
Lightning McQueen: I know, but...
Sally: Good luck in California. I hope you find what you're looking for.

[Before the California race]
Lightning McQueen: Okay, here we go, focus. Speed.
[Snap to black]
Lightning McQueen: I am speed.
[Snap up on a pack of cars racing, cut to black]
Lightning McQueen: Victory. One winner, two losers.
[Snap to a close-up of Lightning's tire spinning, cut to black]
Lightning McQueen: Speed. Speed. Speed. Speed...
[During this, fade up on an overview of Ornament Valley, then dissolve to a group shot of the Radiator Springs residents. Cut to Lightning in his trailer with his eyes closed]
Mack: [knocks] Hey, Lightning, you ready?
Lightning McQueen: [Opens his eyes, startled] Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm...I'm ready.

Lightning McQueen: [sees Radiator Springs crew at the pit stop] Guys, you're here! I can't believe this!
Doc Hudson: I knew you needed a crew chief, but I didn't know it was this bad.
Lightning McQueen: I thought you said you'd never come back.
Doc Hudson: Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
Mater: [yelling into the microphone] GOODBYE!! Okay, I'm good.

[In the pits, Guido is cheering on Lightning]
Guido: Vai, vai! Vai, vai!
Chick's crew: Hey, shrimpie, where did McQueen find you, huh? Those round things are called tires, and they go under the car!
[They laugh]
Guido: Con chi credi di parlare?! Ma, con chi stai parlando?!
Luigi: No! No, no! You'll have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance.

[At the post-race event, Tex comes upon Lightning]
Tex: Hey, Lightnin'. How 'bout comin' over here and talk to me a minute? [Lightning drives up to him] Son, that was some real racin' out there. How'd you like to become the new face of Dinoco?
[Lightning stares at the Dinoco tent and smiles, but thinks for a moment]
Lightning McQueen: ...But I didn't win.
Tex: Lightnin', there's a whole lot more to racin' than just winnin'.
[Lightning looks over at his pit crew at the Rust-eze tent]
Dusty Rust-eze: He was so rusty, when he drove down the street. Hahaha. Buzzards used to circle the car!
[Everyone laughs]
Lightning McQueen: Thank, you, Mr. Tex, but...but these Rust-eze guys over there gave me my big break. I'm gonna stick with them.
Tex: Well, I sure can respect that. Still, you know, if there's ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Lightning McQueen: I sure appreciate that, thank you. [pauses] Actually, there is one thing...
[Cuts to Mater flying in the Dinoco helicopter]

[At Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
Luigi: I think it's about-a time we redecorate.
[A Michael Schumacker Ferrari shows up]
Michael Schumacker: Chao! Hi, Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How 'bout setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?
Luigi: [gasps] Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacker Ferrari in my store, A real Ferrari!! Punch me, Guido. Punch me in the face. This is the most glorious day of my life...! [faints]
Michael Schumacker: Wow. [To Guido] Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.
[Guido faints]

[Lightning drives up to Sally at Wheel Well, now sporting a new paint job]
Sally: Just passin' through?
Lightning McQueen: Actually, I thought I'd stop and stay awhile. I hear this place is back on the map.
Sally: It is?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, there's some rumor floating around that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar is setting up his big racing headquarters here.
Sally: Really? Well, there goes the town.
Lightning McQueen: You know, I really missed you, Sally.
Sally: Well, I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand and, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Mater: [flies up in the Dinoco helicopter] McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S- uh... I-N-T!
Lightning McQueen: Great timing, Mater! [Mater flies away, to Sally] He's my best friend. What're you gonna do?
Sally: So, Stickers, last one to Flo's buys?
Lightning McQueen: I don't know. Why don't we just take a drive?
Sally: Hmm...Nah. [Drives off]
Lightning McQueen: Yeah! Ka-chow!
[He starts racing after her]

[Lightning McQueen and Doc Hudson racing at Willy's Butte]
Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks. [Doc suddenly swerves off the track; McQueen looks for him] Doc! Doc?
Doc Hudson: [jumping over Lightning's head and back onto the track] Yee-hah! Not all my tricks, rookie!



  • Ahhh... it's got that new movie smell.
  • The Brand New 2006.
  • It's not the destination. It's the journey.
  • Gear up.
  • A race car in a place where there's no pit crew... only Route 66 residents.
  • Life is a Journey, Enjoy the Trip.
  • Start your engines.
  • Our cars speak for themselves.

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