Duke Nukem
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Duke Nukem is a series of First-person shooter computer games from Apogee Software.
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[edit] Duke Nukem 3D
- Duke Nukem 3D (1996)
- Come get some! [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 3]
- Damn I'm good!
- Damn! I'm looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror]
- Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
- Damn, you're ugly.
- Eat shit and die!
- Get away from her you bitch! [in reference to Aliens]
- Die, you son of a bitch!
- Get back to work you slacker! [checking out office computer playing duke3d]
- Guess again, freakshow. I,m coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
- Groovy [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2]
- Hail to the king baby! [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 3]
- Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
- Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
- Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.[seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]
- Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time! [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room]
- I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck. [reference to Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket]
- I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
- I'm gonna put this smack on your ass!
- I've got balls of steel. [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade]
- I ain't afraid of no quake! [in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game]
- I don't have time to play with Myself! [When examining the Balls of Steel game]
- I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...
- I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
- It's down to you and me, you freak! [when encountering the Emperor]
- It's time to abort your whole fucking species!
- It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper in They Live who says: I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum. [1])
- Let's Rock!
- Let God sort 'em out!
- My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
- No way I'm eating this shit!
- Nobody jacks with our Independence! [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen]
- Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
- That's gonna leave a mark!
- Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [after discovering Darth Vader's corpse hanging upside down]
- Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
- See you in hell!
- Shake it baby!
- Suck it down!
- We meet again, Doctor Jones! [after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging]
- What are you? Some bottom-feeding,scum sucking algae eater?
- What you're waitin' for? Christmas? [After the player has stood still for some time]
- Who wants some?
- Yeah, piece of cake!
- Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker! [reference to Bruce Willis, in the Die Hard Films]
- You're an inspiration for birth control.
- Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
- My boot, your face the perfect couple.
- Wanna dance?
- Gonna Rip um a new one.
[edit] Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
- Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (1998)
- Eat shit and die!
- Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
- Have you seen my rubber...duckie?
- Hey get your ass out of here Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks! [to a male stripper]
- I'll blow you a new hole!
- I'm God's gift to women!
- I got no time to bleed! /Reference to Predator/
- I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to Apocalypse Now and the smell of the napalm in the morning/
- I make this look good. /Reference to Men in Black/
- Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe]/Reference to Tomb Raider'a Lara Croft/
- Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!
- My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club]
- Suck my boomstick [After killing an enemy with a shotgun/ Reference to the Evil Dead series.]
- The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
- There's new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)
- What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?
- You make a great belt
- Little pig, Little pig let me in? Or i`ll huff and i`ll puff and i`ll kick your ass in!
- Rubba dub dub getta out of the tub.
- Mmmm! Who want's beckon with the eggs? /After killing Pig Cops/
[edit] Duke Nukem: Zero Hour
- Duke Nukem: Zero Hour (1999)
- Blow it out your knees!
- Don't worry about it, saving chicks is what I'm all about!
- Who the hell are you? My evil twin? (Talking to future self)
- Now hear me! Aliens have traveled to the past, trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![…]But remember, if you don't go back and make things right, earth's history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out!
- Well...so much for my vacation-time.
- You're too good-lookin' to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway! (Talking to an alternate version of himself)
- Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire (In reference to the Christmas carol 'Chestnuts roasting ON an open fire')
- Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R!
- What the *bleep* is goin' on here?!
- Whoa, Mama! (during his..."debriefing" with the female EDF Commander in the finale)
[edit] Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
- Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
- Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME
- I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
[edit] Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project
- Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! / Reference to Frank Sinatra's song "New York" ("If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...")
- Babe: "Duke, you're my hero!" Duke: "You must be 18 or older to ride."
- Babes, Bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job!
- Come on out Morphix, there's just two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
- Confucius say... DIE!
- Crouching mutant, hidden pipebomb! (reference to the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon")
- Dance for me, baby!
- Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants.
- Half man, half animal, all dead.
- Hmm, so there is life after death...
- Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark. (when he blows up a mutant)
- I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
- I am king of the world, baby!
- I could use some new boots. (when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile)
- I don't do windows! (reference to the operating system)
- I have no sex relationships with that robot! (when Duke encounters a robot)
- I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Baby Got Back")
- I see dead people. (reference to the film The Sixth Sense)
- It's a good day to die! (reference to Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation)
- It's my way or... Hell, it's my way! (After blowing up a subway car)
- Life is like a box of ammo. (reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...")
- Makin' bacon!
- Mother[beep] keycards!
- Someone´s gonna pay for making me find these motherfucking keycards!
- No token, no ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene")
- Rest in pieces!
- Say "hello" to my little friend! (reference to "Scarface")
- So many babes, so little time.
- Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
- Son of a bitch! (after losing a life and continuing)
- Surprise, surprise, I need a keycard.
- This is why I have games named after me!
- Time for mutation-mutilation!
- Oops, I did it again! (Reference to the Britney Spears song)
- Time to deliver max pain on the A-Train...now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video game Max Payne)
- Time to deworm the Big Apple...
- What a pussy!
- What am I? A frog? (reference to the game Frogger as Duke tries to run between cars)
- You talkin to me? (reference to the movie Taxi Driver)
- You're goin' down faster than the XFL!
- You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Reference to the game show The Weakest Link)
- Your kung-fu is through!
[edit] Duke Nukem Forever
- Duke Nukem Forever (in Development)
- [From trailer 1998 (E3)] I was born to rock the world!
(From teaser trailer released December 19th 2007)
- I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?
- (From The Jace Hall Show, Episode 1 (5/31/08)) Duke's in a bad bad mood!
