- You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!
- I am back! (In reference to Terminator - "I'll be back!")
Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
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Reveal Trailer January 2011
- Damn it, why do they always take the hot ones?
- Right in the jewels.
- Rest in pieces.
- What? Did you think I was gone forever? (A reference to the many years of development time of 'Duke Nukem Forever' and the closure of the Duke Nukem side of 3D Realms in 2009)
- Hell, I'd still hit it.
- "Hail to the King, baby!" Reference to Army Of Darkness - Ash - played by Bruce Campbell
- Holsom Twin: What about the game, Duke? Was it any good?
Duke: Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be!
Come Get Some Trailer April 2011
- There's more where that came from.
- Kid: Mister Nukem, would you sign this for me?
Duke Nukem: Sure kid, you might grow up to be as awesome as me. (cut version of "Take your pills" line)
Official Website 2011
- I've got balls of steel.
- Hail to the King, baby!
- Suck it down!
- I'm gonna rip your eye out and piss on your brain, you alien dirtbag!
- My job is to kick ass, not make small talk.
- Looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer.
- Not my babes! Not in my town! You alien motherfuckers are gonna pay for this!
- Take your pills...er...vitamins every day and you might grow up to be as awesome as me.
- Take your tentacles back to Japan, you freak! (after killing an Octobrain)(This is a reference to tentacle hentai.)
- Take those tentacles and shove `em up your ass! (after killing an Octabrain)
- My balls, your face.
- Have a taste of my ball! (after crushing a condemned building full of enemies with the wrecking ball)
- All right, time for my reward! (while meeting with the Holsom Twins)
- Anybody mind if I... make you suck my dick while I fuck your pussy?
- Looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer.
- [slapping alien breasts] Got milk?
- Hmm... convenient.
- Holy shit!
- I'm from Las Vegas, and I say: kill 'em all. (reference to Rico's quote in Starship Troopers)
- I guess pigs DO fly! (after causing an explosion that makes a pig-cop fly)
- It's down to you and me!
- It's good!
- No! Come on! No! (after grabbing the piece of crap)
- I'm the Duke, I'm A-number 1. (Reference to The Duke of New York City in Escape From New York)
- Now what am I doing? (after taking a piece of crap)
- Oh yeah! I'm bringing sexy back. (A possible reference to Justin Timberlake's song 'SexyBack')
- A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush. (while holding a piece of crap)
- Power armor is for pussies! (while looking at a suit of armor resembling that of a Master Chief's from HALO)
- Size only matters when you're full grown, baby!
- This is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action. Woah, that water's cold. (while pissing at the beginning of the game, a reference to the protracted and extensive development time of 'Duke Nukem Forever') A reference to a famous old joke involving John Holmes, the late porn star. I say this as he then adds "And deep too"
- Tonight, You dine in hell! (reference from the movie 300)
- A crowbar would come in handy right about now. (While looking at boarded mine. Reference to Gordon Freeman and the use of crowbars in Half-Life series)
- [after solving a gear puzzle] Duke one, gears none.
- Bonjour, le hot stuff.
- Squeal piggy! Squeal [reference to Deliverance. Could be also a reference from the first Unreal Tournament "Squeal boy, squeal!" as DNF is based on Unreal Engine]
- Dammit Leroy! [reference to a famous line from a World of Warcraft video called Leeeeroy Jenkins]
- That's one Dead Space marine [reference to Isaac Clarke, Dead Space's main character and is also an allusion to a classic line from Duke Nukem 3D in reference to Doom.]
- America, fuck yeah [In reference to the movie Team America]
- Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun! [Reference to Army of Darkness as well as Blood.]
- Crumble like a shit cookie! [Multiplayer Quote.]
- I don't dig on swine. [Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction]
- I'm going to kill you old style. [Reference to Peggy from the video Ventrilo Harassment - Duke Nukem Forever]
- I hate valve puzzles! [While solving a puzzle that includes pipes and valves. Reference to Half-Life ]
- [barrels rolling down a long stairway] Where's a hammer when you need one? (Reference to Donkey Kong)
- [after killing the foe throwing barrels] Huh, I was expecting a monkey. (Also a reference to Donkey Kong)
- You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like. [Small Soldiers (film)]
- I'd buy this for a dollar. [Robocop (film)]
- Did I promise to kill you last? I lied. (Reference to Commando)
- "Tonight...you" [Aqua Teen Hunger Force]
- Duke wins.... Fatality! [Reference to the 1992 arcade fighting game by Midway, Mortal Kombat)
- If it bleeds, I can kill it (Reference to Predator)
- What am I, a Chimpanzee? (after grabbing the piece of crap)
- What's new, pussycat? (Reference from Tom Jones "What's new pussycat")
- What kind of sick motherfucker picks up wet feces? (after grabbing the piece of crap)
- What the hell?
- Yeah, this should help.
- Yeehaw, motherfucker! (During the "Highway" levels)
- Vroom vroom, motherfucker! (During the "Highway" levels)
- You wanna touch it, don't you? (while admiring himself in the mirror)
- [meeting the first Battlelord] You're one ugly motherfucker. (Reference to Predator)
- I got balls of steel!
- Who wants white meat? Who wants it? [after killing a pig cop]
- Dear diary... Jackpot! [Reference to a Quagmire scene in Family Guy)
- Seriously, a nutless monkey can do your job (Reference to Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder.)
- This is gonna fuck up my hair!
- I've got balls of fail![after losing the at the "Balls of Steel" pinball machine]
- Time to redecorate, in brain matter grey.
- Quit bleeding, pussy!
- Another day, another disembowelment.
- I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass.
- Just call me "Frankenstein." (After running down an enemy with the monster truck. Reference to Deathrace movie masked driver:frankenstein)
- Aww, and it got such good gas mileage! (After the monster truck sinks)
- Time to paint the town red
From the Doctor who Cloned me
- "Die you metal motherfucker."
- "I've got balls balls balls balls of Steel" a reference to the Duke Nukem Ventrilo Harassment youtube video.
- "Looks like you're last years model."
- "One more for the scrapyard."
- "Nothin' but scrap metal."
- "Freakin' imposter."
- "I hate to kick my own ass but it's gotta be done."
- "I don't dig on mines."
- "You can't beat the real thing baby."
- Often imitated never duplicated."
- "Damn, I wouldn't want to lose to me either."
- Why so serious?" (From the Dark Knight.)