101 Dalmatians (1996 film)

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101 Dalmatians is a 1996 American family comedy film produced by Walt Disney Pictures, and a live-action remake of the animated 1961 Disney film of the same name, which in turn was based on Dodie Smith's 1956 novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians.


Cruella: [offers to buy the puppies] I'll pay you twice what they're worth. Come now. I'm being more than generous. £500. [writes out a check] £7,500! Fair? £2 per spot.
Anita: But, Cruella, what would you do with 15 puppies?
Roger: That's irrelevant, Anita. She can't have any 'cause they're not for sale!
Cruella: I'm getting very tired of you, Roland!
Roger: Roger.
Cruella: Whatever. [holds out the check] Take it.
[Roger and Anita do not respond; Cruella shows them the £7,500 check]
Cruella: [quietly] Take it.
[Roger and Anita still do not respond]
Cruella: TAKE IT!!
Anita: Cruella, the puppies are not for sale.
Cruella: [defeatedly] You're quite sure?
Roger and Anita: Yes.

Frederick: I thought we liked stripes this year.
Cruella: What kind of sycophant are you?
Frederick: Uh... what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?

[Cruella, Horace, Jasper, and Skinner have been arrested]
Cruella: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons' Olympics.
Horace: Who won the gold?
Cruella: SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life, has been ruined, because you three incompetent twits let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men?! HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
[she suddenly notices a skunk; all four scream]

Cruella: Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it?
[Skinner taps one of the keys on the phone several times to communicate]
Cruella: Any way you want. Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head. Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it, and do it NOW!

Jasper: Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.
Horace: Right.
[Skinner answers the door and looks at Horace]
Horace: OH! Look at the size of that scar! No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!
[Skinner growls]
Jasper: Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and punches Horace]

Horace: [still shivering after falling through the frozen pond] Turn on the heat!
Jasper: No. Now with this thing acting the way she is. I don’t want to risk losing power.
Horace: I can't stand the cold no more! I want heat!
[turns the heat on himself; the system shorts and the car catches on fire from the heater]
Horace: [screams] FIRE!!! TOO HOT! TOO HOT!

Jasper: Extend leg. [Both raise legs across electric fence] Right, now, when I count to three, we jump. Ready?
Horace: Yes.
Jasper: One…[But they accidentally slipped from the logs and landed on the Electric fence and blasted up in the air and landed on the ground]


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