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Aladdin is a 1992 American Disney animated film which relates a version of the story of Aladdin and the magic lamp from The Book of One Thousand and One Nights. The film spawned a series of sequels and spin-offs, including The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, and so on, as well as a television series called, Aladdin: The Series, and a live-action remake of the film.

Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements. Written by John Musker, Ron Clements, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio.
Music by Alan Menken and includes "A Whole New World". Written by Tim Rice and performed by Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle.
(Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all would come true.) (taglines)

Aladdin

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  • [chased by Razoul and his guards] All this for a loaf of bread?
  • [followed by Jasmine when she's going home with Aladdin and Abu] Almost there.
  • Abu, this is no time to panic! [gasps and sees a cliff] Start panicking!
  • [to Genie, regretfully] Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I.....I can't wish you free.
  • [looks out at the window to see the Sultan's Agrabah palace] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

Princess Jasmine

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  • [to Aladdin as Prince Ali] Just go, I mean, jump off the balcony!
  • [to Aladdin] I'm a fast learner.
  • [to Abu, when feigning insanity] Oh, my Sultan! How may I serve you?

Iago

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  • [on Jafar who's laughing his head off hysterically] Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's goin' nuts! Jafar! [pounds on Jafar's turban] Hello?! JAFAR!!!! Get a grip! [Jafar grabs him toughly around the throat which causes his head's blood circulation.] Good grip.
  • [going as a flamingo, turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face] Ya got a problem.... [hits the flamingo with his right stilt, and the flamingo falls into the water] Pinky?! Jerk. [laughs maniacally, removes his flamingo disguise, sneaks into the palace, and gets the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you! [mimics Jafar] Excellent work, Iago! [in his normal voice] Aw, go on! [as Jafar] No, really. I mean, dead seriously. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are an 11. [in his normal voice] Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. [flies away with the lamp] I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
  • [to the Sultan while shoves many crackers into his mouth as his serious payback] Puppet ruler want a cracker?

The Genie

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Genie, you're free!
  • [after coming out of his lamp] Oy! [feels a pain in his neck] 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!
  • [as a cheerleader waving a small white flag] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it.... [screams bloody murder] GREAT!!!!
  • [after transforming Aladdin into a prince] He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!
  • Allow me, ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out! [flicks the lamp to the desert]
  • [to the audience when he pushes up a "The End" scene to a blank white one] Made you look.
  • [post credits scene] You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world! Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!

Jafar

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  • [eyes the giant tiger head rising from the sand] At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders.
  • [after Aladdin has returned with Abu and Carpet] YOU!! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!
  • I think that it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.

Cave of Wonders

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  • [repeated line] Who disturbs my slumber?
  • Seek thee out... the diamond... the diamond in the rough.
  • Proceed. Touch nothing but this lamp.

The Peddler

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  • [singing] Oh I come from a land from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey... it's home! / When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down, stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night! / Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways / Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool off his guard / Could fall-and-fall hard / Out there on the dunes.
  • [first lines] Ah, salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer... (camera pushes in on his face squishing it) Too close, a little too close. (Camera pulls out) There. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, (pulls a bag off of the camel and unrolls it to reveal a merchant’s stand) and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break, will not... it broke. Ooh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Lifts cover slightly and blows a raspberry) Ah, still good. (Camera pans to the right) Wait, don't go! I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider... this. (Pulls out an oil lamp) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (Pours sand from the lamp into his hand, Throws it into the air which form into stars which transition into the next scene) It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.

Dialogue

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[first lines]
Peddler: [singing] Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear) / And the heat is intense (soundtrack version: If they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey, it's home| When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down / Stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night| Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways| Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool of his guard / Could fall and fall hard / Out there on the dunes. [speaking] Ah, Salaam and Good Evening to you, my dear friend. Please, please come closer, ah uh, too close, a little to close... There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today! Come on down, he he... Look at this, yes, he he, combination hooka and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not... It broke. Oh, look at this, I have never seen one of these intact before... This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen, ah, still good. Ha ha. Wait, don't go! I can see that you are only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you will be most rewarded to consider this. Do not be fooled by its common-place appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who like this lamp, was more than what he seemed... A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you will like to hear the tale? [Peddler pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand] It begins on a dark night, [Peddler throws sand into a sky and stars from a starry night] where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.
[In the shadows of Jafar sits in his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem rides up to the horse]
Jafar: [first words] You... are late.
Gazeem: [first words] A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
Jafar: You have it, then?
Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. [pulls out half of the medallion. Jafar reaches out for it, but he yanks it back] Ah Ah Ahh! The treasure!
[Iago screeches as he flies by and grabs the medallion]
Gazeem: Ouch!
Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
Iago: What's coming to you! [Squawks]
[Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the scarab medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Jafar's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes]
Jafar: Quickly! Follow the trail! [On horseback, the trio chase the medallion across the moonlit desert] Faster!
[The creature splits in two, each half lodging into a sand dune. A towering Tiger's Head rises from the dune, The pieces of the scarab from it's glowing eyes. The two horses rear on their hind legs, throwing their riders off. Jafar grins as the tiger head opens it cavernous mouth]
Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching... The Cave of Wonders!
Iago: [squawks] Cave of Wonders!
Gazeem: By Allah!
Jafar: Now... Remember! Bring me the lamp, the rest of the treasure is yours, But the lamp, Is mine!
[Gazeem starts to approach the tiger's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes]
Iago: [squawks] The lamp! [squawks] The lamp! [Now that Iago and Jafar are alone, Iago opens up in normal English] Geez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
Jafar: [points at the tiger head] Shh!
[Gazeem reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking]
Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?
Gazeem: [last words] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
Cave of Wonders: Know this. Only one may enter here. (In a deleted scene, he says Whom I deem wise enough.) One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on!
[Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back, but the cave’s mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal. All that are left are Jafar, Iago, and the two separated halves of the medallion]
Jafar: NO!!
Cave of Wonders: Seek thee out, the diamond — in the riamond in the rough.
[Iago unburies himself from the sand, coughing as he does so]
Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. (In a deleted scene, he saids Gazeem was not deemed wise enough.)
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big... (In a deleted scene, he saids What else did that yakking sand say?) Hmph!
[Jafar grabs Iago's beak to shut him up]
Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter, I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.
[The next day, Aladdin runs for his life and carries a loaf of bread, and looks at the guards]
Guard: Stop, thief!
Razoul: I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
Aladdin: [looks at a loaf of bread] All that for a loaf of bread?
[Aladdin leaps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. Aladdin skies down them, collects bits and pieces of clothesline on him as he goes. Aladdin nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his landing being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. Aladdin pulls off the top layer of clothes, looks at his guards on the roof wave their swords]
1st Guard: There he is!
2nd Guard: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?
[Aladdin looks at ladies laughing and looks at Razoul and his guards]
Razoul: You two, over that way. And you, with me. We found him.
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught...
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble!
Razoul: ...and this time.
[Suddenly, Abu, a monkey, screeching sound, then Razoul's turban is pulling down. Abu dances on Razoul's head and laughing]
Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual!
Abu: Hello!
Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here! [singing] Gotta keep / One jump ahead of the breadline / One swing ahead of the sword / I steal only what I can't afford / And that's everything!| One jump ahead of the lawmen / That's all, and that's no joke / These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Guards: Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
Aladdin: [singing] Just a little snack, guys.
Guards: Rip him open! Take it back, guys!
Aladdin: [singing] I can take a hint, / Gotta face the facts / You're my only friend, Abu!
Girls: [singing] Who? / Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom / He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, / Gotta steal to eat / Tell you all about it when I got the time!| One jump ahead of the slowpokes / One skip ahead of my doom / Next time gonna use a nom de plume.
Razoul: There he is.
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hitmen / One hit ahead of the flock / I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
Man: Stop, thief! Vandal! (soundtrack version: Outrage!)
Aladdin: Abu?
Woman: Scandal!
Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty.
Fat Lady: Still I think he's rather tasty!
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, / Gotta steal to eat / Otherwise, we'd get along.
Guards: Wrong!
Razoul: Get him!
Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: We've all got swords!
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats.
Guards: Vandal!
Aladdin: [singing] One hop ahead of the hump.
Guards: Street rat!
Aladdin: [singing] One trick ahead of disaster.
Guards: Scoundrel!
Aladdin: [singing] They're quick, but I'm much faster.
Guards: Take that!
Aladdin: [singing] Here goes / Better throw my hand in / Wish me happy landin' / All I gotta do is jump!
[The guards fall down and land in a street. Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute and landing, Aladdin and Abu high-five each other]
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
[Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu]
Abu: Uh-oh!
[Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back]
Aladdin: Here, go on... take it.
[The children giggle with delight. Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head]
Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?
[Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of people. He sees Prince Achmed riding on a horse]
Villager #1: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Villager #2: Another suitor for the princess.
[Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy runs out in front of Achmed's horse, startling it]
Prince Achmed: [first words] Out of my way, you filthy brat!
[Achmed brings up his whip to attack the children, but Aladdin jumps in front of them and catches the whip]
Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Prince Achmed: Oh, I teach you some manners!
[Achmed kicks Aladdin into a mud puddle. The crowd laugh at him]
Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
[Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin]
Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
[Aladdin rushes Achmed, but the doors to the castle slam shut in his face]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Abu. Let's go home. [singing] Riffraff, street rat / I don't buy that / If only they'd look closer / Would they see a poor boy? / No siree. / They'd find out, there's so much more to me. [speaking] Someday, Abu. Things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
[In a deleted scene, Aladdin holds his half up and Abu shrugs]
Aladdin: [singing] Hey, gonna make you proud someday / Gonna do great things you'll see / Yeah, it's in the hands of fate now / Just wait now / I've got this destiny| My friend, you can count on me / We won't just get by / Hang on tight / And we'll have adventures / Diamonds and pearls / We'll rescue damsels / Did I mention girls?| And then, I'll pick a star from the sky / And all of our dreams will come true one-two-three / You can count on me| You can always count on me / 'Cause I got lots of plans / So stick with me / And there will be riches / And magical places / A private oasis / Out there in the sands| 'Til then / You keep on smiling through / And we'll get by / On what's out there for free / You can count on me| 'Cause I'll make you proud someday / 'Cause I've got this destiny / And I know that I'll make good now / I should now / You can count on me.
[The camera moves up with a huge, dark city, and sunrise in the Agrabah palace]
[The next morning, inside Sultan's chamber, the door bursts opened and Prince Achmed storms in, missing the rear end of tearing underwear]
Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted!
Sultan: [to Achmed] Oh, Achmed! You're not leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed: [last words] Good luck marrying her off!
Sultan: Oh, Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine!
[The Sultan goes off into the garden to looks for his daughter. He finds her but is interrupted by Rajah, her pet tiger, who blocks him off. Rajah has a piece of Achmed's undershorts in his mouth. The Sultan grabs the cloth and yanks it out of Rajah's mouth.]
Sultan: Confound it, Rajah! So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out!
Princess Jasmine: Oh, father. Rajah was just playing with him, weren't you Rajah?
[Rajah comes over and allows Jasmine to pet and hug him]
Princess Jasmine: You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?
[Jasmine cuddles with Rajah before she looks at Sultan]
Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor that comes to call. The law says you. (In a deleted scene, he saids The law says you must be married to a prince by your next birthday.)
Princess Jasmine: Must be married to a prince.
Sultan: By your next birthday.
Princess Jasmine: The law is wrong.
Sultan: You've only got three more days!
Princess Jasmine: Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.
Sultan: Jasmine, it's not only this law. I'm not going to be around forever, and I just want to make sure you're taken care of, provided for.
[The next morning, in the street Aladdin and Abu are up to their capers again. They are on top of the awning of a fruit stand]
Aladdin: Okay, Abu, go!
[Abu dips over the edge and looks at the merchant]
Fruit Merchant: [to passing crowd] Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. [Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention] Hey, get your paws off that.
Abu: Blah blah blah!
Fruit Merchant: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!
[the merchant grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand]
Abu: Bye-bye!
[He zings back up. The merchant takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like he has just done this]
Aladdin: Nice goin’ Abu, breakfast is served.
[Aladdin and Abu on the roof break open the melon and eat. We see Jasmine walking through the street]
Pot Merchant: Pretty lady buy a pot, no finer pot in brass or silver.
Date Merchant: Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!
Necklace Merchant: Would the lady like a necklace, a pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
[She is charmed by the action, but is startled by a fish thrust into her face]
Fish Merchant: Fresh fish! We catch him you buy him!
Princess Jasmine: I don't think so.
[Jasmine backs away, but bumps into a fire eater, who is startled into swallowing his fire]
Princess Jasmine: Excuse me.
[Man gulps, then belches fire from his mouth. Jasmine is disgusted. He is pleased and taps his stomach. Aladdin sees her, and a strange look comes over his face]
Princess Jasmine: I'm really very sorry.
Aladdin: [he's obviously deeply in love with her] Whoa!
[Jasmine pulls the hood of her cloak over her head. Abu sees him and jumps up on his shoulder, waving his hand in front of Aladdin's face]
Abu: Uh-oh, hello? Hello?
[Princess Jasmine stops at Farouk's fruit stand and sees a young boy reaching for fruit; she picks up an apple and hands it to him]
Princess Jasmine: You must be hungry. Here you go. [the boy runs off]
Farouk: [first words] You'd better be able to pay for that.
Princess Jasmine: [turns around] Pay?
Farouk: No one steals from my cart.
Princess Jasmine: I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.
Farouk: Thief!
Princess Jasmine: Please. If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the sultan.
Farouk: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?!
[he grabs her hand and pins it down on the table, then raises his sword]
Princess Jasmine: No! No, please!
[Aladdin stops Farouk]
Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. [to Princess Jasmine] I've been looking for you.
Princess Jasmine: [quietly] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispers back] Just play along.
Farouk: You know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy. (Aladdin twirls his finger around his ear; Jasmine scoffs in disbelief)
Farouk: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
[Princess Jasmine, playing along, kneels and bows to Abu]
Princess Jasmine: Oh, wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
Abu: Well,... [babbles royally]
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? [leans forward, picking up another apple from the cart and hands it to Farouk as repayment] But no harm done. [walks over to Princess Jasmine] Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel standing nearby] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no, not that one. [to Abu, whose pockets are bulging] Come on, Sultan.
[Abu bows to the crowd until nearly everything he picked up falls out]
Farouk: [last words] Huh? What is it? [Abu picks up what he can carry, and the trio run off] Come back here, you little thieves!
[Inside Jafar's lair, Iago is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing]
Iago: [huffing and puffing] With all due respect, your rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[Jafar places the Sultan's ring in the contraption]
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
[Iago runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl]
Jafar: Ah, sands of time - (In a deleted scene, he saids Part, sands of time.) Reveal to me the one who could enter the cave.
[The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders, it falls through into a storm, but it shows Aladdin climbing up a ladder, followed by Jasmine who is covered in her cloak]
Jafar: Yes, yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough!
Iago: That's him, that's the clown we've been waiting for?
[Iago loses his footing and is sucked into the gears]
Jafar: Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace. Shall we?
[Iago goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down]
Iago: Swell.
[Jafar laughs hideously, and the camera zooms in on the sandstorm with Aladdin in it. Finally, in the palace with Aladdin climbs up of the ladder, followed by Jasmine]
Aladdin: Almost there.
[Jasmine climbs over the top, but trips and falls into Aladdin's arms and stands up]
Princess Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man.
Aladdin: Ah, forget it. [he grabs a pole] So, uh, this is your first time in the marketplace? [gasps]
[Aladdin pole vaults to the next building, leaves Jasmine behind]
Princess Jasmine: Is it that obvious?
Aladdin: Well, you do kind of stand out.
[Aladdin stares at Jasmine. Jasmine returns the look. But Aladdin realises what he's doing, and returns to normal]
Aladdin: I mean, eh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.
[Aladdin lays a plank between the buildings for her to walk over, but as Aladdin is leaned down, she vaults over his head. Aladdin looks back in surprise. Jasmine tosses the pole to him. Both Aladdin's and Abu's eyes bulge]
Princess Jasmine: I'm a fast learner.
Aladdin: Hey. Come on, this way.
[They go inside the roof of a building, dodges planks and beams as they go]
Aladdin: Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
Princess Jasmine: Is this where you live?
Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and get as we please.
Princess Jasmine: Fabulous.
Aladdin: Well, it's not much, [pulls back the curtain and exposes the palace] but it's got a great view. Palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live there, to have servants and valets...
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. Always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
[They look at each other, realising that they're perfect for one another. But Aladdin then realises where he is, and breaks the look. Aladdin takes the apple out of Abu's hand and rolls it down his arm into the hand of Jasmine]
Aladdin: So, where are you from?
Princess Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away, and I'm not going back.
Aladdin: Really?
[Aladdin takes a bite from the apple on his hand with Abu looks on his face]
Abu: Why you!
[Aladdin walks over and sits next to Jasmine]
Princess Jasmine: My father's forcing me to get married.
Aladdin: That's, that's awful.
[Abu appears from behind the princess and tries to steal the apple]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Abu chatters and curses as he goes]
Princess Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Abu says it's, uh, it's not fair.
Abu: What?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, did he?
Aladdin: Yeah, of course.
Princess Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?
Aladdin: Well, he wishes there was something he can do to help.
Abu: Oh, boy.
Princess Jasmine: Hmm. Tell him that's very sweet.
[Aladdin and Jasmine gets closer and kiss her before Razoul and the guards appear]
Guard: Here you are!
Aladdin and Jasmine: They've found me! They're after you?
Princess Jasmine: My father must have sent them...
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: Yes.
Aladdin: Then jump!
[Aladdin and Jasmine leap off the roof, fall down and run before blocked by Razoul]
Razoul: We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?
Aladdin: Run. Go, get out of here.
[Again, Razoul's turban is pulled down by Abu, but more guards are here and block the exit. Razoul pulls Abu off his head and throws him in a vase. Three other guards grab Aladdin]
Razoul: It's the dungeon for you, boy.
Aladdin: Hey, get off of me!
Princess Jasmine: Let him go.
Razoul: Looky here, men, a street mouse.
Princess Jasmine: Unhand him, by order of the princess.
[The guards grab Aladdin to bow as well]
Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The princess?
Abu: The princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
Razoul: Well, I would, princess, but my orders come from Jafar. You will have to take it up with him.
[The guards grab Aladdin out and walk past]
Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.
[In a midnight desert, we see Aladdin riding the horse with Jafar and Abu]
Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?
Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
Cave of Wonders: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp. (In a deleted scene, he says Watch your step.)
[The cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin]
Jafar: Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp. And then you shall have your reward. (In a deleted scene, he says Remember, boy, touch nothing but the lamp.)
Aladdin: Come on, Abu. [Abu nods]
[Aladdin walks the staircase, then reaches the bottom and enters a golden chamber filled with treasure]
Aladdin: Will you look at that!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan.
[Abu peeks out, sees the treasure, then bolts for it]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Abu stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor]
Aladdin: Don't touch anything! We gotta find that lamp.
[Aladdin finds the lamp in the Cave of Wonders]
Aladdin: This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to..?
[he looks down at Abu about to grab a red ruby from a monkey idol]
Aladdin: Abu! NO!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave of Wonders: INFIDELS!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure!
[Abu tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol starts to melt away]
Cave of Wonders: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!!
[Aladdin falls down and flatten into a ramp, and he skies down before the water turns his lava. Aladdin falls toward it, when all of a sudden Carpet appears and catches him. Abu stands up one of the rocks of the bridge. He looks left and right and sees rocks exploding into lava and he grabs him, just as the last rock is boom!]
Aladdin: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!
[Aladdin, Abu, and the Carpet race back through the caves dodges walls and Abu grabs Aladdin's head]
Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic!
[Aladdin pulls Abu off his head and sees the flies]
Aladdin: Start panicking.
[Carpet races through another cave. Aladdin dives the Carpet and explodes the internal entrance. Thunder, the cave roars and in the shadows of Jafar. Aladdin races to the top when a boulder drops on carpet and falls down the floor. Aladdin grabs onto the rock wall and Jafar grabs him]
Aladdin: Help me up!
Jafar: Throw me the lamp!
Aladdin: I can't hold on, give me your hand!
Jafar: First gimme the lamp.
[Aladdin pulls out the lamp. Aladdin hands it up and Jafar raises up]
Jafar: [laughs triumphantly] Yes! At last!
[Jafar laughs evilly and grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin: What are you doing?
Jafar: Giving you your reward. [normal voice] Your eternal reward.
[Jafar pulls out a dagger and is about to stab Aladdin, Abu bites his arm, forcing him to drop the dagger, Jafar then throws Aladdin and Abu back down the Cave, just as it closes]
Jafar: [laughs] It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! I...
[he searches his robe pockets for the lamp, but it is empty]
Jafar: Where is it? No! [falls to his knees] NO!!! (In a deleted scene, he saids No. It can't be.)
[Meanwhile, in Jasmine's bedroom. She is sitting on her bed, next to Rajah who looks sad. The Sultan walks in]
Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?
Princess Jasmine: Jafar has done something terrible. [cries]
Sultan: There, there, there, my child... We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.
[Inside the cave, Aladdin sleeps groggily on the Carpet and Abu tries]
Abu: Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.
Aladdin: [groans] Oh, my head. [looks at a solid cavern] We're trapped. That two faced son-of-a-jackal! Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.
Abu: Aha! [pulls out the lamp]
Aladdin: Why, you hairy little thief! It looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.
[Aladdin rubs the lamp with his sleeve, it glows slightly and the lamp begins to shake and glow, but Aladdin holds onto the lamp, and our wonderful friend, the Genie comes out]
Genie: [screaming] OY! 10,000 years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? What's your name?
Aladdin: Uh, Al, Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie? Sounds like here, boy! Come on, Laddie!
Aladdin: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? Oh, sorry, Cheetah, I hope I didn't singe the fur! Hey, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia! Give me some tassel! Yo! Yeah! Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side, do I look different to you?
Aladdin: Wait a minute! I'm your master?
Genie: That's right! He can be taught!! What would you wish of me, the ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated... Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated. Genie! Of! The Lamp! Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank you!
Aladdin: Whoa! Wish fulfillment?
Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it, three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
Aladdin: [to Abu] Now I know I'm dreaming.
Genie: [music for "Friend Like Me" begins] Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
[Genie lights up like a fluorescent light]
Genie: [singing] Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves / Scheherazadie had a thousand tales / But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve / You got a brand of magic never fails!
[Genie produces 40 thieves who surround Aladdin with swords. Genie appears in his vest, then sticks his arms out and boxes the thieves into submission]
Genie: [singing] You got some power in your corner now / Some heavy ammunition in your camp / You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how / See all you gotta do is rub that lamp / And I'll say.
[Boxing ring appears, Aladdin in the corner, being massaged by Genie. Then Genie turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes. Then Genie appears inside lamp and grabs Aladdin's hand and rubs lamp with it]
Genie: [singing] Mister Aladdin sir / What will your pleasure be? / Let me take your order, jot it down / You ain't never had a friend like me / No, no, no!
[Genie produces a table and chairs, then writes down things on a note pad, like a waiter]
Genie: [singing] Life is your restaurant / And I'm your maitre'd! / Come on whisper what it is you want / You ain't never had a friend like me.
[Genie appears as a plate of chicken, then returns to normal, but enlarges his ear to listen to Aladdin. Finally, he explodes into four duplicate Genies]
Genie: [singing] Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service / You're the boss, the king, the shah! / Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish / How about a little more Baklava?
[The Genies give him a shave, haircut and manicure, then Aladdin appears in a comfy chair (eh?) surrounded by the treasure and being fanned by women. The Genie appears and fills the screen with baklava]
Genie: [singing] Try some of column 'A' / Try all of column 'B' / I'm in the mood to help you dude / You ain't never had a friend like me.
[Aladdin rises up on a column of food with a giant A on top, then jumps to another column with a B on top. He falls off and is caught by a cushion held by Genie. He opens his mouth, and his tongue turns into a staircase. A miniature Genie dressed like a magician comes out. The mini Genie does a little dance with the Genie's two giant hands. At the end, they surround the mini Genie and squish him into nothing]
Genie: [singing] Can your friends do this? / Do your friends do that? / Do your friends pull this out their little hat / Can your friends go poof! / Well looky here / Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip / And then make the sucker disappear?
[The Genie pulls off his head, duplicates it, then juggles them. He tosses them to Aladdin, who juggles with one hand and spins one of the heads on his fingertip like a basketball. He tosses the heads back onto the Genie, who proceeds to try and pull himself out of a hat at his base. He spirals around and around until he turns into a white rabbit. The rabbit transforms into a purple dragon (very reminiscent of Figment from EPCOT Center). The dragon breathes fire, which turns into three harem girls, who dance around Aladdin. Just as he begins to enjoy them, they disappear]
Genie: [singing] So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed / I'm here to answer all your midday prayers / You got me bona fide, certified / You got a genie for a charge d'affairs! / I got a powerful urge to help you out / So what you wish I really wanna know / You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt / So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!
[Genie imitates what he is calling Aladdin, then turns into a certificate which rolls up and surrounds Aladdin. Genie pulls a list (written in Arabic) out of Aladdin's ear, which he uses to rub his behind like drying off after a shower]
Genie: [singing] Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three / I'm on the job, you big nabob / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never... had a... friend... like... me! / You ain't never had a friend like me!
[The dancing harem girls reappear, and Aladdin leans in to kiss one. She turns into the Genie, who zaps four dancing elephants into existence. To the other direction, he zaps in four dancing camels, and a grand finale dancing number ensues. Abu grabs as much gold as he can, but the Genie wraps everything up in a cyclone and zaps it away until they're all back in the cave. Genie has a neon "Applause" sign on his back. Abu turns his hat over and sees that is is empty]
Genie: So what'll it be, master?
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
Genie: Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. [slices his head off with his finger] So don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. [Genie's head turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin] You little punim, there. [lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie ala Peter Lorre Rule number three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. [grabs Aladdin and shakes him] I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! [poofs back to normal] Other than that, you got it!
Aladdin: Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? [to Abu] Some all powerful genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. (In a deleted scene, Genie saids Please. Get with the program.) Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.
Genie: [stomps his foot in front of them] Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! NOT right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIDDOWN!!
[Aladdin and Abu sit on the carpet; Genie joins them and turns into a stewardess]
Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! WEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE... [they pop out of the cave and soar into the distance] ...OUTTA HERE!
[The trumpet fanfare of "Prince Ali" begins]
Sultan: The princess will marry... What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha. Jafar, you must come and see this!
Chorus: Make way for Prince Ali! Say hey! It's Prince Ali!
Genie: [singing] Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar / Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star / Now come, be the first on your block to meet his eye! / Make way, here he comes / Ring bells, bang the drums / You're gonna love this guy| Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa! / Genuflect, show some respect / Down on one knee| Now try your best to stay calm / Brush up your Sunday Salaam / And come and meet his spectacular coterie| Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali Ababwa! / Strong as ten regular men, definitely / He faced the galloping hordes / A hundred bad guys with swords / Who sent those goons to their lords, why Prince Ali!
Chorus: He's got 75 golden camels.
Genie: Don't they look lovely, June?
Chorus: Purple peacocks, he's got 53.
Genie: Fabulous, Harry, I love the feathers! [singing] When it comes to exotic type mammals / Has he got a zoo, I'm telling you.
Chorus: It's a world class menagerie!
Genie and Girls: Prince Ali, Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa / There's no question this Ali's alluring / That physique, how can I speak / Never ordinary, never boring / Weak at the knee / Everything about the man just plain impresses / Well, get on out in that square / He's a wonder, he's a whiz, a wonder / Adjust your veil and prepare / He's about to pull my heart asunder / To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! / And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
Chorus: He's got 95 white Persian monkeys. He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys! And to view them, he charges no fee! He's generous, so generous. He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies! Proud to work for him. They bow to his whim, love serving him. They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!
[Aladdin throws gold coins out with the villagers, who rush over to collect them. Abu and the parade march up the steps of the palace and inside. The Sultan runs into a door to the throne room, but Jafar stands in front of the door. Suddenly, it bursts open, with Abu leads the way, and crushed Jafar and Iago behind the door]
Genie: Prince Ali / Amorous he! Ali Ababwa / Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see / And that, good people, is why / He got dolled up and dropped by / With sixty elephants, llamas galore / With his bears and lions / A brass band and more / With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers / His birds that warble on key / Make way for Prince Ali! [fanfare ends]
Sultan: [clapping] Splendid, absolutely marvelous.
Aladdin: [clears throat] Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
[The music of "A Whole New World" song plays. Jasmine looks at Rajah looks up, Jasmine gasps with the flying Carpet and into a sky]
Aladdin: [singing] I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here / It's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Aladdin: [singing] Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky| A whole new world.
Aladdin: [singing] Don't you dare close your eyes.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A hundred thousand things to see.
Aladdin: [singing] Hold your breath, it gets better.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] I'm like a shooting star / I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be.
Aladdin: [singing] A whole new world.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] Every turn a surprise.
Aladdin: [singing] With new horizons to pursue.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] Every moment red-letter.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: [singing] I'll chase them anywhere / There's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you.
Aladdin: [singing] A whole new world.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A whole new world.
Aladdin: [singing] That's where we'll be.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] That's where we'll be.
Aladdin: [singing] A thrilling chase.
Princes Jasmine: [singing] A wondrous place.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: [singing] For you and me.
[Carpet hovers along over a lake, and we see the reflection of the moon in the lake. Fireworks burst and before them is the Great Wall of China, sitting on a rooftop]
Princess Jasmine: It's all so magical.
Aladdin: Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah, he hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either. That is... Oh, no!
Princess Jasmine: You're the boy from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry.
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn't figure it out?
Aladdin: No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant.
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth!
Aladdin: The truth?
[Aladdin looks at Carpet on rooftop]
Aladdin: The truth, the truth is, I sometimes dress as a commoner, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince!
Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?
Aladdin: Well, you know, uh, royalty going out into the city in disguise. It seems a little strange, don't you think?
Princess Jasmine: Not that strange.
[Jasmine flicks up the feather, Carpet puts a tassel under his "chin" and looks mystified. In the palace balcony, where Aladdin and Jasmine return. Carpet forms a set of steps and she descends. Aladdin descending below the balcony]
Princess Jasmine: Good night, my handsome prince.
Aladdin: Sleep well, princess.
[They slowly lean forward to kiss before Carpet bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected]
Aladdin: Yes! [he falls back onto the Carpet, who descends to the ground] For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right.
[Aladdin looks up at Jasmine's balcony, and suddenly the guards' hand grab him]
Aladdin: Hey! What? [muffled] Abu! Abu!
Guard: Hold him!
[Razoul grabs Aladdin on his feet and his hands. Razoul ties Carpet in a knot and Jafar approaches]
Jafar: I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince Abubu.
Aladdin: [muffled] Why, you...
Jafar: [walks away] Make sure he's never found.
[Razoul hits him in the head, and he falls unconscious. In a cliff, where Razoul laughs as Aladdin's body drops into the water. He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock]
Genie: [obviously hurt] Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, "Master". [vanishes into his lamp]
Jafar: That was... [sees Aladdin's reflection in Jasmine's crown] You!
[He zaps Aladdin just as he is about to reach his respective lamp. Genie watches in shock]
Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
[Jasmine rushes him, and he angrily throws her to the ground. Aladdin bravely rushes toward him and heroically grabs his staff]
Aladdin: Get the lamp!
Jafar: No!
[Jasmine runs to do so, but Jafar shakes off Aladdin, but evilly zaps her into an hourglass]
Jafar: Ah, ah, ah, princess. Your time is up!
Aladdin: Jasmine!
[Sand begins to flow from the top onto her, and she immediately realizes what will happen]
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf–
[Abu angrily knocks Iago out with the fruit bowl that fell earlier and rushes for the lamp]
Jafar: Don't toy with me!
[Abu is almost to the lamp, but the blast from Jafar's staff turns him into a toy monkey, with cymbals and a wind-up key]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Carpet rushes in and grabs the lamp as he flies side-by-side, but Jafar zaps him as well]
Jafar: Things are unraveling fast now, boy!
[Carpet unravels in midair, ending up as a pile of tangled threads and tassels. The lamp bounces away and lands in front of Aladdin]
Jafar: Get the point?
[Aladdin runs for the lamp, but his path is blocked by a ring of large swords sticking in the floor. Aladdin reaches for his lamp, but the opening is too narrow for him to get far enough, and Jafar evilly grabs it]
Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up!
[Jafar evilly breathes fire around Aladdin, setting the ring on fire. The street rat, however, yet stands his ground]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you Cowardly Snake?!
[Jafar evil laughs emerges through the fire, suddenly getting an idea from Aladdin's statements]
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!
[He grins broadly, and we see a snake's tongue come out from behind his teeth. Then his voice turns reptilian as he transforms into a giant snake, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling Aladdin. From inside the hourglass, Jasmine watches Jafar's transformation in shock. Meanwhile, Snake Jafar snaps at Aladdin twice, and on the third try, Aladdin swings the sword and hits Jafar. The giant snake yells in pain. Cut to four Genies as cheerleaders wearing "A" sweaters]
Genie: [in unison] Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake--stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: [to Genie angrily] You stay out of this-s-s-s!
[The Genies merge back into one and he waves a pendant, not wishing to root for his evil current master]
Genie: [dryly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man--if he can't do it, GREAT!!
[Meanwhile, Aladdin uses the distraction from his genie to make a break for the hourglass where Jasmine is trapped. However, Jafar sees this and blocks the path. Aladdin is thrown off, and loses his sword. He hears a shout from Jasmine]
Princess Jasmine: Aladdin!
[Aladdin turns to see Jasmine already knee-deep in sand. He bravely jumps on a large gem and heroically slides across the floor, bravely grabbing his sword along the road. He turns a corner, but the pursuing snake cannot, and the front half of Jafar smashes through a wall and hangs outside the palace. Aladdin bravely jumps up on the snake's back and heroically stabs him hard. Jafar shrieks in agony. Cut to Aladdin, who is once again trying to free Jasmine. At this point, she is now neck-deep in sand, and sinking fast]
Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on!
[He is about to hit the glass with a piece of wood he caught earlier until Jafar grabs him]
Jafar: [laughs hideously] You little fool! You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?
Iago: [with Genie coming up behind him] Squeeze him, Jafar! Squeeze him like a--awk!
[Genie elbows him out of the road, all the while trying to look innocent]
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing!
[Aladdin suddenly glances down at Genie, who shrugs his shoulders, not knowing what to do either]
Aladdin: The Genie? [has an idea] The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Jafar: [shocked] What?!
Aladdin: He gave you your power! He can take it away!
Genie: [concerned] Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar, you're still just...second-best!
[Jafar thinks for a moment, and realizes Aladdin's right. Genie's "phenomenal cosmic powers" far surpass his, meaning that he yet can't call himself the most powerful being as he thought]
Jafar: You're right, his power does exceed my own. But not for long!
[Jafar circles around the Genie, aiming to rectify the power discrepancy between him]
Genie: [hesitantly] The boy's crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. [turns his hand into a cobra puppet and beats himself with it] One too many hits with the snake.
Jafar: [imperatively] Slave, I make my third wish!! I wish to be an all-powerful Genie!
[Aladdin looks down at Genie from Jafar's coils, and Jasmine, who is now almost buried in sand, looks toward her captor as well. Then Genie sighs in defeat, knowing he has no choice but to comply with Jafar's request]
Genie: [reluctantly] Alright, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
[Genie zaps Jafar with the last Genie-brand lightning bolt. Jafar's snake form dissipates, freeing Aladdin and he begins his transformation into a Genie. At this point, all that remains of Jasmine before she disappears under the sand is her raised hand. Thankfully, Aladdin runs over and eventually smashes the glass. The sand, along with Jasmine pours out, and she coughs a bit]
Jafar: Yes! Yes! The power! The absolute power!
[Jafar rises out of the palace and towards outer space, getting larger as his power grows. Down below, the wind blows fiercely to signal what's to follow]
Princess Jasmine: [to Aladdin frightfully] What have you done?
Aladdin: Trust me!
[Suddenly, a black lamp, similar to that of Genie's, appears at Jafar's base, though he is too busy manipulating the stars and planets to notice at first]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control! (In a deleted scene, he saids To reshape my design. What? What is happening?)
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
[Jafar looks down at him questioningly, confused as to what the street rat is speaking about]
Jafar: What?
Aladdin: You wanted to be a Genie, you've got it!
Jafar: [shocked] WHAT?!
Aladdin: [back to normal] And everything that goes with it!
[Aladdin holds up the black lamp, and it begins to suck Jafar in. He tries to escape, but its power is too strong]
Jafar: NO! NO!!
Iago: I'm gettin’ outta here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!
Jafar: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (In a deleted scene, he saids Get me out of here.)
[Iago tries to fly off, but Jafar grabs him, and he gets sucked in as well]
Iago: C'mon, you're the genie, I don't want--
[With one final clank, Jafar and Iago are sucked inside his lamp, and that is the last we see of them]
Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.
Genie: [ruffles Aladdin's hair] Al, you little genius, you!
[As a result of being trapped in his lamp, all of Jafar's magic undoes itself. First, Abu turns back into a real monkey and Carpet re-ravels himself. Next, Jasmine, the Sultan and Rajah stand together, and the tiger jumps up into the Sultan's arms. Just then, they are all transformed back into their regular clothes, and Rajah, now an adult tiger again, almost crushes him. Eventually, the palace reappears back in the ciy from where it was taken. Aladdin holds Jafar's lamp as he and Iago start to argue]
Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Ah, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders will oughta chill him out. [flicks the lamp explosion into the desert]
Jafar: [last words] Shut up! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (In a deleted scene, Iago saids Jafar! Jafar! Don't worry. I'll rescue you. I'll get a shovel. I'll dig you out. I'm coming.)
[Last lines; Jafar and Iago continue to argue as they fade out. Jasmine walks over to Aladdin. They hold hands, but both look sad]
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
Aladdin: Well, I guess this is goodbye. [Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing]
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Genie: [wipes away a tear] Al, no problem. You still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. [he leans down next to her] Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you. But I gotta stop pretending to be something I'm not.
Princess Jasmine: I understand.
[They take one final look into each other's eyes, then Aladdin turns to the Genie]
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One prince pedigree coming up. I... What?
Aladdin: [he holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free.
[A transformation scene ensues, in which the shackles fall off Genie's wrists and the lamp falls uselessly to the ground. Genie picks it up and looks at it]
Genie: [he can't believe it; laughing] I'm free. I'm free. [he hands the lamp to Aladdin] Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way. [laughs hysterically. He bounces around the balcony like a pinball] Oh, does that feel good! I'm free. I'm free at last. I'm hittin’ the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm...
[He is packing a suitcase, but looks down and sees Aladdin looking very sad]
Aladdin: Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
Genie: [smiling, with a tear in his eye] Me too, Al. No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.
[They hug. The Sultan steps forward]
Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.
Princess Jasmine: [she smiles widely and runs into Aladdin's arms] Him. I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: [laughs] Call me Al.
[They are about to kiss when giant blue hands pull everybody together. Genie is decked out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy hat]
Genie: All of you, come over here. Big group hug. Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? [he kisses Abu] Ooh, hairball. Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand. [takes off] I'm outta here! Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds! Hey, Rugman, Ciao, I'm history. No, I'm mythology. I don't care what I am! I'm free-hee!
[The Genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him. They cut (a jump cut to make matters worse) to fireworks exploding over a nightscape. We tilt down and see Aladdin and Jasmine flying on Carpet]
Aladdin: [singing] A whole new world.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A whole new life.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: [with off-camera chorus] For you and me!
Chorus: A whole new world!
[They fly off into the moonlight, and after they have disappeared, the moon turns and reveals the Genie's laughing face. Suddenly the film is grabbed "off the projector", the Genie lifts it up and looks at the audience]
Genie: Made you look.
[Drops the film back to normal, in a normal moon]
[Deleted scene/alternate ending, Jasmine and Aladdin's wedding and the courtyard]
Peddler: [singing] So it goes, short and sweet / Now they live down the street / Doing just what they all do best / Happy end to the tale / And tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest| Here's a kiss and a hug / Sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / Come back soon, that's the end / Till another Arabian night.
[The song fades, in a stars of the end]

PEABO BRYSON & REGINA BELLE lyrics (A Whole New World)

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Peabo Bryson: I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming.
Regina Belle: A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But now from way up here / It's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you| Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling| Through an endless diamond sky / A whole new world.
Peabo Bryson: Don't you dare close your eyes.
Regina Belle: A hundred thousand things to see.
Peabo Bryson: Hold your breath, it gets better.
Regina Belle: I'm like a shooting star / I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be
Peabo Bryson: A whole new world.
Regina Belle: With new horizons to pursue.
Peabo Bryson: I'll chase them anywhere / There's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you.
Regina Belle: A whole new world.
Peabo Bryson: A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go.
Regina Belle: Or say we're only dreaming.
Peabo Bryson: A whole new world.
Regina Belle: Every turn a surprise.
Peabo Bryson: With new horizons to pursue / Every moment red-letter.
Regina Belle: I'll chase them anywhere.
Peabo Bryson: There's time to spare.
Regina Belle: Anywhere.
Peabo Bryson: There's time to spare.
Regina Belle: Let me share this whole new world with you, you / A whole new world.
Peabo Bryson: A whole new world.
Regina Belle: That's where we'll be.
Peabo Bryson: Where we will be.
Regina Belle: A thrilling chase.
Peabo Bryson: A wondrous place / For you and me.|[chorus singing]

Taglines

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  • Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all could come true.
  • It is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.
  • A diamond in the rough.

Cast

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About Aladdin

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  • I saw something that speculates that the peddler at the beginning of 'Aladdin' is the Genie. That's true!"
  • One of the things [directors] Ron [Clements], John [Musker], and I were talking about was that, originally, when he came in to the first session, he said, “Do you want me to do kind of an ethnic voice for the Genie?” And we said, “No, no, just be yourself.” And we realized later that “being yourself” for Robin Williams is like being 98 different characters at once. [Laughs].
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