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Aladdin is a 1992 American Disney animated film which relates a version of the story of Aladdin and the magic lamp from The Book of One Thousand and One Nights. The film spawned a series of sequels and spin-offs, including The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, and so on, as well as a television series called, Aladdin: The Series, and a live-action remake of the film.

Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements. Written by John Musker, Ron Clements, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio.
(Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all would come true.) (taglines)

Aladdin

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  • [chased by Razoul and his guards] All this for a loaf of bread?
  • [looks out at the window to see the Sultan's palace] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
  • [followed by Jasmine when she's going home with Aladdin and Abu] Almost there
  • Abu, this is no time to panic! [gasps and sees a cliff] Start panicking!
  • [to Genie, regretfully] Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I...I can't wish you free.
  • [facing Jafar] Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?!

Princess Jasmine

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  • [to Abu, when feigning insanity] Oh, wise Sultan! How may I serve you?
  • [to Aladdin] I'm a fast learner.
  • [to Aladdin as Prince Ali] Just go, I mean, jump off the balcony!
  • I am not a prize to be won!
  • It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.

Iago

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  • [on Jafar who's laughing his head off hysterically] Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's goin' nuts! Jafar! [pounds on Jafar's turban] Jafar! GET A GRIP!!! [Jafar grabs him toughly around the throat which causes his head's blood circulation] Good grip.
  • [going as a flamingo, turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face] Ya got a problem... [hits the flamingo with his right stilt, and the flamingo falls into the water] Pinky?! Jerk. [laughs maniacally, removes his flamingo disguise, sneaks into the palace, and gets the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you! [mimics Jafar] Excellent work, Iago! [in his normal voice] Aw, go on! [as Jafar] No, really. I mean, dead seriously. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are an 11. [in his normal voice] Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. [flies away with the lamp] I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
  • [to the Sultan while shoves many crackers into his mouth as his serious payback] Puppet ruler want a cracker?!

The Genie

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  • [after coming out of his lamp] Oy! [feels a pain in his neck] 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!
  • [after transforming Aladdin into a prince] He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!
  • [as a cheerleader begrudgingly waving a small white flag] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, [screaming bloody murder] GREAT!!!!
  • Allow me, ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out! [flicks the lamp to the desert]
  • [to the audience when he pushes up a "The End" scene to a blank white one] Made you look.
  • [post credits scene; last lines] You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world! Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!

Jafar

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  • [eyes the giant tiger head rising from the sand] At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders.
  • [after the cave closes; he chuckles and rips off the old man mask searching the disguise for the lamp] It's mine. It's all mine. I-- Where is it? No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • [after Aladdin has returned with Abu and Carpet] That was... YOU!! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!
  • I think that it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-Boo-Boo.

The Sultan

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  • Oh, Prince Achmed. You're, you're not leaving so soon, are you?
  • Oh, Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Confound it, Rajah. So this is why Prince Achmed stormed out.

Razoul

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  • [first words] I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.
  • [last words] I would, Princess. Except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.

Cave of Wonders

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  • [repeated line] Who disturbs my slumber?
  • Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
  • Seek thee out...the diamond...the diamond in the rough. [echoes]
  • Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.
  • INFIDELS! YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN TREASURE! NOW YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAAAAAY!!!!!!

The Peddler

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  • [singing] Oh I come from a land from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey...it's home! / When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down, stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night! / Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways / Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool off his guard / Could fall-and-fall hard / Out there on the dunes. [first lines] Ah, salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer... [camera pushes in on his face squishing it] Too close, a little too close. [Camera pulls out] There. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, [pulls a bag off of the camel and unrolls it to reveal a merchant's stand] and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break, will not... [breaks apart] it broke. [toss it away] Ooh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. [lifts cover slightly and blows a raspberry] Ah, still good. [the camera pans to the right] Wait, don't go! I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. [pulls out an oil lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? [pours sand from the lamp into his hand, and throws it into the air which form into stars which transition into the next scene] It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.

Others

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  • Gazeem: [last words] Uh, it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
  • Portly Agrabah Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
  • Guard: He's got a sword!

Dialogue

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[First lines; The movie begins with the song Arabian Nights, sung over scenes of the desert and the city of Agrabah, in all its exotic splendor]
Peddler: [singing] Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense / And the heat is intense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear / If they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey, it's home...| When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down / Stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night...| Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways...| Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool of his guard / Could fall and fall hard / Out there on the dunes...| [speaking] Ah, salaam and good evening to you, my worthy friend. Please, please come closer. [the camera zooms in] Too close, a little to close... [the camera pulls back] There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, [pulls a bag off of the camel and unrolls it to reveal a merchant's stand] and the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today! Come on down, he he... Look at this, yes, he he, combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not... [breaks apart] It broke. [toss it away] Oh, look at this, I have never seen one of these intact before...This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen, [lifts cover slightly and blows a raspberry] ah, still good. Ha ha. [the camera pans to the right] Wait, don't go! I can see that you are only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you will be most rewarded to consider this. [pulls out an oil lamp] Do not be fooled by its common-place appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who like this lamp, was more than what he seemed...A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you will like to hear the tale? [pours sand from the lamp into his hand, and throws it into the air which form into stars which transition into the next scene] It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.
[Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem comes riding up to the pair]
Jafar: [first words] You...are late.
Gazeem: [first words] A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
Jafar: You have it then?
Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. [pulls the scarab piece back] Ah-ah! The treasure! [Iago flies over and swipes the piece] Ouch!
[Iago drops it into Jafar's hand]
Jafar: Trust me my pungent friend, You'll get what's coming to you.
Iago: What's coming to you! Awk!
[Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Jafar's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes]
Jafar: Quickly, follow the trail! [On horseback, the trio chase the medallion across the moonlit desert] FASTER!
[The creature splits in two, each half lodging into a sand dune. A towering tiger's head rises from the dune. The pieces of the scarab from it's glowing eyes. The men's horses rear on their hind legs, throwing their riders off. Jafar grins as the tiger head opens it cavernous mouth.]
Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching...The Cave of Wonders!
Iago: Awk! Cave of Wonders!
Gazeem: By Allah!
[Jafar pushes Gazeem forward]
Jafar: Now...Remember! Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours. But the lamp, is mine!
[Gazeem starts to approach the tiger's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes]
Iago: Awk! The lamp! Awk! The lamp! [Now that Iago and Jafar are alone, Iago opens up in normal English] Geez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
Jafar: [points at the tiger head] Shh.
[Gazeem sneaks into the tiger head, looks at the staircase, then the blows out and deep voice speaks]
Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?
Gazeem: [last words] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
Cave of Wonders: Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
[Gazeem approaches the cave opening apprehensively]
Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on! [as Gazeem tries to leave, but the cave swallows him] NO!!
Cave of Wonders: [From off-screen] Seek thee out, the diamond, in the riamond in the rough. [echoes]
Iago: [coughing] I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting. [He flies up to Jafar's shoulder]
Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: [extremely sarcastic] Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib...I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big- [Jafar holds his beak shut]
Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter, I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough.
[The next day, on a rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He skids to a stop at the edge of the building]
Guard: Stop, thief!
[Aladdin looks back at Razoul, a young man head, muscular handsome guard, tan turban, red and white yellow uniform shirt, tan pants and dark yellow shoes, he's the guards scramble toward him]
Razoul: [first words] I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.
Aladdin: [looks back, then down, then at the bread] All this for a loaf of bread?
[Aladdin leaps off the roof, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and the shutters closed shut. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when]
Guard #1: There he is!
Guard #2: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy? [looks at ladies laughing and looks at Razoul and his guards]
Razoul: You two, over that way. And you, with me. We found him.
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught...
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble!
Razoul: ...and this time. [Abu pulls down his turban]
Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu. As usual.
Abu: Hello!
Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here! [singing] Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline / One swing ahead of the sword / I steal only what I can't afford...| [speaking] That's everything! [singing] One jump ahead of the lawmen / That's all, and that's no joke / These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Guard #1: Riffraff!
Guard #2 and #3: Street rat!
Guard #4: Scoundrel!
Guard #5: Take that!
Aladdin: [singing] Just a little snack, guys.
Guards: Rip him open, take it back, guys.
Aladdin: [singing] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts / You're my only friend, Abu.
Girls: Who?| [singing] Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom / He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Portly Agrabah Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Tell you all about it when I got the time / One jump ahead of the slowpokes / One skip ahead of my doom / Next time, gonna use a nom de plume.
Razoul: There he is.
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hitmen / One hit ahead of the flock / I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
[A man sleeping on a bed of nails, of course one extremely large guard jumps on him]
Guard: Stop, thief!
Man: Vandal!
Aladdin: Abu!
Woman: Scandal!
Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty.
Fat Lady: Still, I think he's rather tasty.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Otherwise, we'd get along.
Guards: Wrong!
Razoul: Get him!
[The guards chase Aladdin and Abu run across a flaming pit, followed by guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back, pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth]
Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: We've all got swords!
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats.
Guards: Vandal!
Aladdin: [singing] One hop ahead of the hump.
Guards: Street rat!
Aladdin: [singing] One trick ahead of disaster.
Guards: Scoundrel!
Aladdin: [singing] They're quick, but I'm much faster.
Guards: Riffraff!
Aladdin: [singing] Here goes, better throw my hand in / Wish me happy landin' / All I gotta do is jump!
[The guards fall down and land in a street]
Guards: Yuck! Oy!
[Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute and landing, Aladdin and Abu high-five each other]
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
[Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu]
Abu: Uh-oh!
[Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back]
Aladdin: Here, go on...take it.
[The children giggle with delight. Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head]
Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?
[Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of people. He sees Prince Achmed riding on a horse]
Villager #1: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Villager #2: Another suitor for the princess.
[Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy runs out in front of Achmed's horse, startling it]
Prince Achmed: [first words] Out of my way, you filthy brat!
Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Prince Achmed: Oh, I teach you some manners!
Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
[Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin]
Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
[Aladdin angrily rushes Achmed, but slam the doors to the palace shut on his face]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Abu. Let's go home.
[The next morning, inside the Sultan's chamber, the door bursts open and Prince Achmed storms in, missing the part of his pants and underwear]
Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted!
Sultan: [to Achmed] Oh, Achmed! You're not leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed: [last words] Good luck marrying her off!
Sultan: [exasperated] Oh, Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine!
[The Sultan angrily goes off into the garden looking for his daughter. He finds her, but is interrupted by Rajah, Jasmine's pet tiger, who blocks him off. Rajah has a piece of Achmed's undershorts in his mouth. The Sultan grabs the cloth and yanks it out of Rajah's mouth]
Sultan: Confound it, Rajah! [angrily brandishes the piece of Achmed's clothing] So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out!
Princess Jasmine: Oh, father. Rajah was just playing with him, weren't you Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? [Sultan angry] Ahem...
Sultan: You have got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call, dearest. The law says that you...
Princess Jasmine and Sultan: ...must be married to a prince...
Sultan: ...by your next birthday.
Princess Jasmine: The law is wrong.
Sultan: You've got only three more days!
Princess Jasmine: I hate being forced into this, Father. I want it to be for love, if I do marry.
Sultan: Not only is it this law, Jasmine. I'm not going to be around forever, and I just want to make sure you're provided for, taken care of.
Princess Jasmine: Try to understand, please. I've never done a thing on my own. [Jasmine swirls her finger in a water of the pond, pets the fish] I've never had any real friends. [Rajah looks up at Jasmine and growls] Except you, Rajah. [Satisfied, Rajah goes back to sleep and Jasmine stands sill] I've never even been outside of the palace walls.
Sultan: But, you're a princess, Jasmine.
Princess Jasmine: [sighs in frustration] Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore. [She splashes the water]
Sultan: Oooh! Allah forbid you should have any daughters! [Rajah looks up at Jasmine for a second. Jasmine goes to the dove cage and yanks open the door. The birds fly away into freedom. She looks up]
[Inside the Sultan's chambers]
Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
[A shadow falls over him. The Sultan looks up startled and sees Jafar]
Sultan: Ooh, oh. Ah, Jafar, my most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom.
Jafar: My life is but to serve you, my lord. [bows]
Sultan: It's this suitor business, Jasmine refuses to choose a husband, I'm at my wit's-end.
Iago: Awk, wit's-end.
Sultan: Oh, ha ha. Have a cracker, pretty polly!
[The Sultan pulls a cracker out from his pocket. Iago looks terrified. Then the Sultan stuffs it in Iago's mouth. Iago grimaces as he tries to eat it. Jafar and the Sultan both laugh]
Jafar: Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals. Now then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem.
Sultan: If anyone can help, it's you.
Jafar: Ah, but it will require the use of the mystic blue diamond.
Sultan: Uh, my ring? But it's been in the family for years.
Jafar: It is necessary to find the princess a suitor.
[Jafar says the word 'princess' with the accent on the second syllable, 'cess.' He turns his staff with a cobra head towards the Sultan. The eyes of the staff begin to glow. The room darkens, Jafar's voice slows down and deepens. The Sultan's eyes get a hypnotized look]
Jafar: Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
Sultan: Everything will be fine.
Jafar: The diamond.
Sultan: Here, Jafar, whatever you need will be fine.
[The Sultan removes his ring and hands it to Jafar. The room returns to normal as Jafar pulls back the staff]
Jafar: You are most gracious, my liege. Now run along and play with your little toys.
Sultan: Yes, that'll be pretty good.
[Jafar and Iago exit. We follow them. When they're out of the room, the parrot spits out the cracker]
Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack!
[Jafar pulls a rope, which reveals a hidden entrance to his chambers]
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!
Jafar: Soon, I will be sultan, not that addle-pated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! [laughs]
[The pair pass through a door and slam it shut]
[In the midnight, in a gardens, a shadowy figure walks through. We see it is Jasmine in disguise. She reaches the palace wall, then begins to climb it. She is tugged from behind by Rajah]
Princess Jasmine: Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. I'll miss you. Goodbye!
[She disappears over the wall. The next morning, in the street Aladdin and Abu are up to their capers again. They are on top of the awning of a fruit stand]
Aladdin: Okay, Abu, go!
[Abu dips over the edge and looks at the merchant]
Fruit Merchant: [to passing crowd] Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. [Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention] Hey, get your paws off that.
Abu: Blah blah blah!
Fruit Merchant: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!
[The merchant grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand]
Abu: Bye-bye!
[He zings back up. The merchant takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like he has just done this]
Aladdin: Nice goin' Abu, breakfast is served.
[Aladdin and Abu on the roof break open the melon and eat. We see Jasmine walking through the street]
Pot Merchant: Pretty lady buy a pot, no finer pot in brass or silver.
Nut Merchant: Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!
Necklace Merchant: Would the lady like a necklace, a pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
[She is charmed by the action, but is startled by a fish thrust into her face]
Fish Merchant: Fresh fish! We catch him you buy him!
Princess Jasmine: I don't think so.
[Jasmine backs away, but bumps into a fire eater, who is startled into swallowing his fire]
Princess Jasmine: Excuse me.
[Man gulps, then belches fire from his mouth. Jasmine is disgusted. He is pleased and taps his stomach. Aladdin sees her, and a strange look comes over his face]
Princess Jasmine: I'm really very sorry.
Aladdin: [he's obviously deeply in love with her] Whoa!
[Jasmine pulls the hood of her cloak over her head. Abu sees him and jumps up on his shoulder, waving his hand in front of Aladdin's face]
Abu: Uh-oh, hello? Hello?
[Princess Jasmine stops at Farouk's fruit stand and sees a young boy reaching for fruit; she picks up an apple and hands it to him]
Princess Jasmine: You must be hungry. Here you go. [the boy runs off]
Farouk: [first words] You'd better be able to pay for that.
Princess Jasmine: [turns around] Pay?
Farouk: No one steals from my cart.
Princess Jasmine: I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.
Farouk: Thief!
Princess Jasmine: Please. If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the sultan.
Farouk: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?!
[He grabs her hand and pins it down on the table, then raises his sword]
Princess Jasmine: No! No, please!
[Aladdin stops Farouk]
Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. [to Princess Jasmine] I've been looking for you.
Princess Jasmine: [quietly] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispers back] Just play along.
Farouk: You know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy. [Aladdin twirls his finger around his ear; Jasmine scoffs in disbelief]
Farouk: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
[Princess Jasmine, playing along, kneels and bows to Abu]
Princess Jasmine: Oh, wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
Abu: Well,... [babbles royally]
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? [leans forward, picking up another apple from the cart and hands it to Farouk as repayment] But no harm done. [walks over to Princess Jasmine] Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel standing nearby] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no, not that one. [to Abu, whose pockets are bulging] Come on, Sultan.
[Abu bows to the crowd until nearly everything he picked up falls out]
Farouk: [last words] Huh? What is it? [Abu picks up what he can carry, and the trio run off] Come back here, you little thieves!
[Inside Jafar's lair, Iago is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing]
Iago: [huffing and puffing] With all due respect, your rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[Jafar places the Sultan's ring in the contraption]
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
[Iago runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl]
Jafar: Ah, sands of time - Reveal to me the one who could enter the cave. [The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders, it falls through into a storm, but it shows Aladdin climbing up a ladder, followed by Jasmine who is covered in her cloak] Yes, yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough!
Iago: That's him, that's the clown we've been waiting for?
[Iago loses his footing and is sucked into the gears]
Jafar: Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace. Shall we?
[Iago goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down]
Iago: Swell.
[Jafar laughs hideously, and the camera zooms in on the sandstorm with Aladdin in it]
[Finally, in the palace with Aladdin climbs up of the ladder, followed by Jasmine]
Aladdin: Almost there.
[Jasmine climbs over the top, but trips and falls into Aladdin's arms and stands up]
Princess Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man.
Aladdin: Ah, forget it. [he grabs a pole] So, uh, this is your first time in the marketplace? [gasps]
[Aladdin pole vaults to the next building, leaves Jasmine behind]
Princess Jasmine: Is it that obvious?
Aladdin: Well, you do kind of stand out. [Aladdin stares at Jasmine. Jasmine returns the look. But Aladdin realises what he's doing, and returns to normal] I mean, eh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.
[Aladdin lays a plank between the buildings for her to walk over, but as Aladdin is leaned down, she vaults over his head. Aladdin looks back in surprise. Jasmine tosses the pole to him. Both Aladdin's and Abu's eyes bulge]
Princess Jasmine: I'm a fast learner.
Aladdin: Hey. Come on, this way.
[They go inside the roof of a building, dodges planks and beams as they go]
Aladdin: Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
Princess Jasmine: Is this where you live?
Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and get as we please.
Princess Jasmine: Fabulous.
Aladdin: Well, it's not much, [pulls back the curtain and exposes the palace] but it's got a great view. Palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live there, to have servants and valets...
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. Always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
[They look at each other, realising that they're perfect for one another. But Aladdin then realises where he is, and breaks the look. Aladdin takes the apple out of Abu's hand and rolls it down his arm into the hand of Jasmine]
Aladdin: So, where are you from?
Princess Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away, and I'm not going back.
Aladdin: Really?
[Aladdin takes a bite from the apple on his hand with Abu looks on his face]
Abu: Why you!
[Aladdin walks over and sits next to Jasmine]
Princess Jasmine: My father's forcing me to get married.
Aladdin: That's, that's awful. [Abu appears from behind the princess and tries to steal the apple] Abu!
[Abu chatters and curses as he goes]
Princess Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Abu says it's, uh, it's not fair.
Abu: What?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, did he?
Aladdin: Yeah, of course.
Princess Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?
Aladdin: Well, he wishes there was something he can do to help.
Abu: Oh, boy.
Princess Jasmine: Hmm. Tell him that's very sweet.
[Aladdin and Jasmine gets closer and kiss her before Razoul and the guards appear]
Guard: Here you are!
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: They've found me! They're after you?
Princess Jasmine: My father must have sent them...
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: Yes.
Aladdin: Then jump!
[Aladdin and Jasmine leap off the roof, fall down and run before blocked by Razoul]
Razoul: We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?
Aladdin: Run. Go, get out of here.
[Again, Razoul's turban is pulled down by Abu, but more guards are here and block the exit. Razoul pulls Abu off his head and throws him in a vase. Three other guards grab Aladdin]
Razoul: It's the dungeon for you, boy.
Aladdin: Hey, get off of me!
Princess Jasmine: Let him go.
Razoul: Looky here, men, a street mouse.
Princess Jasmine: Unhand him, by order of the princess.
[The guards grab Aladdin to bow as well]
Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The princess?
Abu: The princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
Razoul: [last words] Well, I would, princess, but my orders come from Jafar. You will have to take it up with him.
[The guards grab Aladdin out and walk past]
Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will. [Inside the palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. Jafar slides the door shut carefully before Jasmine comes storms and Jafar slams it shut, pines Iago inside the door frame] Jafar?
Jafar: Oh, uh, princess.
Iago: Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck!
Jafar: How may I be of service to you? [spreads out his cape]
Princess Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders.
Jafar: Your father's charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal.
Princess Jasmine: What was his crime?
Iago: I can't breathe, Jafar!
Jafar: Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
Iago: If you could just. [he kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut] Ow! That hurt!
Princess Jasmine: He didn't kidnap me! I ran away!
Jafar: [walks away] Oh, dear! Oh, why frightfully upsetting. Had I but known.
Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
Jafar: Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out.
Princess Jasmine: What sentence?
Jafar: Death. [Jasmine gasps] By beheading.
Princess Jasmine: No!
Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, princess.
Princess Jasmine: How could you? [crying]
[Iago finally makes it out through the door. He flies up and lands on Jafar's shoulder, coughing]
Iago: So, how did it go?
Jafar: I think she took it rather well. [they both get a sinister smile on their faces]
[Outside the gardens, crying at the edge of the fountain. Rajah comes over to comfort her. She pets him]
Princess Jasmine: It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.
[Inside the dungeon, rats scurry across the gloomy walls, in and out of shafts of moonlight shining through a high, barred window. We see Aladdin chained to the wall]
Aladdin: [to himself] She was the princess. I don't believe it. I must have sounded so stupid to her.
Abu: [from a distance] Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Hello!
[Abu appears at the window at the top of the dungeon]
Aladdin: Abu! Down here! Hey, come on. Help me outta these.
[Abu stops, then begins chattering wildly, dropping to the ground. He wraps a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an imitates of the princess]
Aladdin: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.
[Abu jumps up on Aladdin's shoulders and pulls a small set of tools out of his pocket, then frees Aladdin]
Abu: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aladdin: Don't worry, Abu, I'll never see her again. I'm a street rat, remember, and there's a law. She's gotta marry a prince, she deserves it.
[Abu finally frees Aladdin's hands]
Abu: Ta da!
Aladdin: I'm a fool.
Jafar: [off-screen] You're only a fool if you give up, boy.
[Aladdin sees Jafar as a old prisoner sitting in the corner]
Aladdin: Who are you?
Jafar: A lowly prisoner like yourself. But together perhaps we can be more.
Aladdin: I'm listening.
Jafar: There is a cave, boy, the Cave of Wonders, filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd wager.
Iago: Jafar, can ya hurry it up? I'm dying in here!
Aladdin: But the law says that only a prince can marry...
Jafar: Haven't you heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you boy? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Aladdin: So why will you share all of that wonderful treasure with me?
Jafar: I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.
Aladdin: Uh, one problem. It's out there, we're in here?
[Jafar walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit]
Jafar: Mmm, mmm, mmm. Things aren't always what they seem. So do we have a deal?
[Aladdin looks at Abu, who shrugs his shoulders]
Abu: Hmm?
[In the desert scene, we see Aladdin leading a horse with Jafar and Abu on it, in the Cave of Wonders location]
Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?
Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
[Blinding light from the cave. Aladdin winces]
Cave of Wonders: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.
[The cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin]
Jafar: Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp. And then you shall have your reward.
Aladdin: Come on, Abu. [to Abu hiding under the shoulder of his vest]
[Aladdin begins to descend the staircase. He reaches the bottom and enters a golden chamber filled with treasure]
Aladdin: Will you look at that!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan. [Abu peeks out, sees the treasure, then bolts for it] Abu!
[Abu stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor]
Aladdin: Don't touch anything! We gotta find that lamp.
[They begin to make their way through the room when the Carpet rises off the floor and begins following them. Abu gets the feeling they're being followed]
Abu: Huh?
[He turns, and the Carpet lies flat on the floor. He continues, and the Carpet begins to follow again. Again, Abu turns back, but the Carpet is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure. Abu runs to Aladdin and tugs his pant leg]
Abu: Aladdin! Aladdin!
Aladdin: Abu, will you knock it off?
[Again the Carpet follows, but this time, when Abu turns, the carpet jumps to the other side. It reaches down with a tassel and pulls Abu's tail. When Abu jumps around, Carpet again goes to the other side. This time, Abu lands in a karate stance. Carpet reaches down and plucks Abu's hat off, then puts it on himself. Abu sits thinking for a second, until Carpet waves a tassel in front of his face. Abu and Carpet both jump scared, and run away. Abu tackles Aladdin and turns his head to look at the Carpet]
Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy?
[The Carpet peeks out from behind a pile of treasure]
Aladdin: The Magic Carpet. Come on, come on out, I'm not gonna hurt you. Hey, take it easy, Abu, he's not gonna bite.
[The Carpet again picks up Abu's hat and hands it to him.]
Aladdin: Thanks.
[Abu shakes his fist and screeching. Carpet begins to walk away, "sadly"]
Aladdin: Hey, wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us.
[Carpet looks back, excited. It then flies over and wraps around the pair]
Aladdin: Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp.
[Carpet motions for them to follow it]
Aladdin: I think he knows where it is.
[They pass through a long cave, until they emerge in a giant underground cavern. In the center of the room is a tall pillar, with a staircase going up to it. It is surrounded by water with unevenly placed stones forming a bridge. At the top of the pillar is a beam of light. Aladdin begins to cross the bridge]
Aladdin: [softly] Wait here!
Abu: Oh, huh?
[Abu sees a shrine with a golden monkey. The outstretched paws hold a giant ruby. Abu is hypnotically drawn to it. Aladdin climbs the stairs quickly. Carpet sees Abu and grabs his tail trying in vain to hold him back. Aladdin finally reaches the magic lamp]
Aladdin: This is it? This is magic lamp. This is what we came all the way down here to..? [he looks down at Abu about to grab a red ruby from a monkey idol] Abu! NO!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave of Wonders: INFIDELS!!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave of Wonders: YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN TREASURE!! [Abu tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol starts to melt away] NOW YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!!
[Aladdin races down the steps, but they flatten into a ramp, and he skies down until he flies into the air. The water has turned into lava. He is falling toward it, when all of a sudden Carpet appears and catches him. Abu is standing on one of the rocks of the bridge. He looks left and right and sees rocks exploding into lava like Raiders of the Lost Ark. Then Carpet races over and Aladdin grabs him, just as the last rock is exploding]
Aladdin: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!
[Together, they race back through the caves dodging walls and falling debris. Abu grabs Aladdin's head and covers his eyes]
Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic! [Aladdin pulls Abu off his head and sees the flies] Start panicking. Whoa!
[Carpet goes into a dive, then through another cave. Finally, they emerge through the internal entrance. Outside, the cave begins to growl and close. Carpet and company are almost to the top when a boulder drops on carpet, sending it to the floor. Aladdin grabs onto the rock wall and holds on. He sees Jafar at the top, within reach]
Aladdin: Help me out!
Jafar: Throw me the lamp!
Aladdin: I can't hold on, give me your hand!
Jafar: First gimme the lamp. [Aladdin pulls out the lamp. Aladdin hands it up and Jafar raises up; laughs triumphantly] Yes! At last!
[Jafar laughs evilly and grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin: What are you doing?
Jafar: Giving you your reward. [normal voice] Your eternal reward.
[He pulls out a crooked dagger and is about to stab Aladdin, when Abu angrily bites him on the wrist. He painfully screams, but lets go of Aladdin, who falls into the cave. Jafar throws Abu into the cave as well. They fall. Carpet sees this, but is pinned under a boulder. It struggles to break free, then does. It races up and catches Aladdin, but he has already hit the wall several times, and is unconscious. On the surface, the cave roars one final time, then sinks back into the sand. Jafar pulls off his disguise]
Jafar: [laughs] It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! I... [he searches his robe pockets for the lamp, but it is empty] Where is it? No! [falls to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Meanwhile, in Sultan's chamber. She is sitting on her bed, next to Rajah who looks sad. The Sultan walks in]
Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?
Princess Jasmine: Jafar has done something terrible. [cries]
Sultan: There, there, there, my child... We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.
[Inside the cave, Aladdin sleeps groggily on the Carpet and Abu tries]
Abu: Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.
Aladdin: [groans] Oh, my head. [looks at a solid cavern] We're trapped. That two faced son-of-a-jackal! Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.
Abu: Aha! [pulls out the lamp]
Aladdin: Why, you hairy little thief! It looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.
[Aladdin rubs the lamp with his sleeve, it glows slightly and the lamp begins to shake and glow, but Aladdin holds onto the lamp, towering above Aladdin is the gigantic Genie comes out of the lamp. He is a hip, hyper, mercurial Robin Williams type, full of exuberance]
Genie: [screaming] OY! 10,000 years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? What's your name?
Aladdin: Uh, Al, Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie? Sounds like here, boy! Come on, Laddie!
Aladdin: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? Oh, sorry, Cheetah, I hope I didn't singe the fur! Hey, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia! Give me some tassel! Yo! Yeah! Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side, do I look different to you?
Aladdin: Wait a minute! I'm your master?
Genie: That's right! He can be taught!! What would you wish of me, the ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated... Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated. Genie! Of! The Lamp! Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank you!
Aladdin: Whoa! Wish fulfillment?
Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it, three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
Aladdin: [to Abu] Now I know I'm dreaming.
Genie: [music for "Friend Like Me" begins] Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities. [singing] Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves / Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales / But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves / You got a brand of magic never fails / You got some power in your corner now / Some heavy ammunition in your camp / You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how / See all you gotta do is rub that lamp / And I'll say...| Mister Aladdin, sir / What will your pleasure be? / Let me take your order / Jot it down / You ain't never had a friend like me...| Life is your restaurant / And I'm your maitre d' / C'mon whisper what it is you want / You ain't never had a friend like me...| Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service / You're the boss / The king, the shah / Say what you wish / It's yours, true dish / How about a little more Baklava?| Have some of column A / Try all of column B / I'm in the mood to help you dude / You ain't never had a friend like me...| Can your friends do this? / Do your friends do that? / Do your friends pull this out their little hat? / Can your friends go poof? /Well, looky here / Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip / And then make the sucker disappear?| So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed / I'm here to answer all your midday prayers / You got me bona fide, certified / You got a genie for your charge d'affaires / I got a powerful urge to help you out / So what-cha wish? / I really want to know / You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt / Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh...| Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three / I'm on the job, you big nabob / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend like me / You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!| [song fades]
[Back at the cave is empty again. Genie has a neon "Applause" sign on his back, save for Aladdin, Abu, the Carpet and the Genie]
Genie: So what'll it be, master?
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
Genie: Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. [slices his head off with his finger] So don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. [Genie's head turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin] You little punim, there. [lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie ala Peter Lorre] Rule number three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. [grabs Aladdin and shakes him] I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! [poofs back to normal] Other than that, you got it!
Aladdin: Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? [to Abu] Some all powerful genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.
Genie: [stomps his foot in front of them] Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! NOT right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!! [Aladdin and Abu sit on the carpet; Genie joins them and turns into a stewardess] In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! WEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE... [they pop out of the cave and soar into the distance] ...OUTTA HERE!
[The next morning, inside the Sultan's palace, Jafar is there with Iago, Jasmine and the Sultan]
Sultan: Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you're to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.
Jafar: I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.
Sultan: Jasmine, Jafar, now let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please?
Jafar: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.
[Jafar takes her hand to kiss it, but she yanks it away]
Princess Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
Sultan: That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business, [looks and sees Jasmine walking out] Jasmine? Jasmine!
[The Sultan runs after her]
Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp!
Iago: [Jasmine's voice] I will have the power to get rid of you! [normal voice] Doh! To think, we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished, or beheaded!
Jafar and Iago: Eeewww!
Iago: [has an idea] Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Jafar? What if you were the chump husband?
Jafar: [looks at Iago in insult] What?
Iago: Okay, you marry the princess, all right? Then, uh, you become sultan!
Jafar: Oh! Marry the shrew? I become sultan. The idea has merit!
Iago: Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff! [dive bombs into the floor] Kersplat!
Jafar: Iago, I love the way your foul little mind works!
[Both laugh]
[We scene switches to an oasis in the desert, where Carpet is coming in for a landing]
Genie: [still as stewardess] Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. [as Aladdin and Abu get off down the stairway formed by Carpet] Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye! [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes-
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
[Genie thinks for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep]
Genie: Well, don't I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. [to Genie] What would you wish for?
[Genie is hanging like a hammock between two trees]
Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it.
Aladdin: What?
Genie: No, I can't. I...
Aladdin: Come on, tell me.
Genie: Freedom.
Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig. [grows gigantic, voice echoes] Phenomenal cosmic powers! [shrinks down, cramped in Magic Lamp] Itty bitty living space.
Aladdin: Genie, that's terrible.
Genie: [comes out of the lamp] But, oh, to be free. Won't have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the riches and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's be real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the humus!
[The trumpet fanfare of "Prince Ali" begins]
Sultan: The princess will marry... What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha. Jafar, you must come and see this!
Chorus: Make way for Prince Ali / Say hey! It's Prince Ali.
Genie: [singing] Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar / Hey, you! Let us through, it's a bright new star / Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye / Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums! / Oh, you're gonna love this guy!| Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa / Genuflect, show some respect / Down on one knee / Now, try your best to stay calm / Brush up your Sunday salaam / Then come and meet his spectacular coterie / Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali Ababwa / Strong as ten regular men, definitely. [speaking] He faced the galloping hordes! [singing] A hundred bad guys with swords / Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali!
Chorus: He's got 75 golden camels.
Genie: Don't they look lovely, June?
Chorus: Purple peacocks, he's got 53.
Genie: Fabulous Harry, I love the feathers. [singing] When it comes to exotic-type mammals / Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you.
Genie and Chorus: It's a world-class menagerie.
Genie and Girls: Prince Ali, handsome is he, there's no question, this Ali's alluring / Ali Ababwa, never ordinary, never boring / That physique! How can I speak? / Weak at the knee, everything about the man just plain impresses / Well, get on out in that square, he's a winner, he's a wiz, a wonder / Adjust your veil and prepare, he's about to pull my heart asunder / To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali, and I absolutely love the way he dresses.
Chorus: He's got 95 white Persian monkeys / He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys / And to view them, he charges no fee / He's generous, so generous / He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies / Proud to work for him! / They bow to his whim, love serving him / They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali, Prince Ali.
Genie and Chorus: Prince Ali, amorous he, Ali Ababwa.
Genie: [singing] Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see! / And that, good people, is why / He got dolled up and dropped by.
Chorus: With 60 elephants, llamas galore / With his bears and lions, a brass band and more / With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers / His birds that warble on key / Make way for Prince Ali! [fanfare ends]
Sultan: [clapping] Splendid, absolutely marvelous.
Aladdin: [clears throat] Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. [rushes over and shakes Aladdin's hand] This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted too.
Jafar: [extremely dryly] Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince Abooboo...
Aladdin: ...Ababwa!
Jafar: Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to...
Sultan: ...by Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. [tugs at the tassels, and they tug his moustache] I don't suppose I might...
Aladdin: Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me.
[He helps the Sultan up onto the Carpet, and he plops down. Jafar pins the Carpet down on the floor with the staff]
Jafar: Sire, I must advise against this.
Sultan: Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.
[He kicks away the staff and Carpet and Sultan fly away. Iago, who was standing on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descends. Sultan and Carpet fly high into the ceiling, then begin a dive-bomb attack, flying under Abu, scaring him. The flight continues in the background, while Jafar and Ali talk in the foreground]
Jafar: Just where did you say you were from?
Aladdin: Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure. [smiles. Jafar does not]
Jafar: Try me. [Iago lands on the staff]
Sultan: Look out, Polly!
[They all duck in time as the Carpet whizzes centimetres over their heads. Carpet returns and the Sultan chases Iago around the room]
Iago: Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug!
[The Carpet zooms underneath Iago, who sighs, wipes his brow, and crashes into a pillar. He crashes to the floor, and his head is circled by miniature Sultan's on Carpet's, saying "Have a cracker, have a cracker." The real Sultan begins his final approach]
Sultan: Out of the way, I'm coming in to land. Jafar, watch this! [he lands]
Jafar: Spectacular, Your Highness.
Sultan: Ooh, that was lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it. [Carpet walks over to Abu dizzily, then collapses. Abu catches it] This is a very impressive youth. And a prince besides. [whispers to Jafar] If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Jasmine after all.
Jafar: I don't trust him, sire.
Sultan: Nonsense. One thing I pride myself on Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character.
Iago: Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure...not!!!
[Jasmine walks in quietly]
Sultan: Jasmine will like this one!
Aladdin: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine!
Jafar: Your Highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. [Jasmine hears this and gets mad] This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa! [pricks Jafar's goatee, which springs out in all directions] Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter!
Princess Jasmine: How dare you! [they all look at her surprised] All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won! [storms out]
Sultan: Oh, dear. Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down. [they exit]
Jafar: I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abooboo.
[Jasmine on her balcony at night. We tilt down and find Aladdin and company in the courtyard]
Aladdin: What am I going to do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish.
[Abu struggles with his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the same]
Genie: [to Carpet, playing chess] So move! [Carpet does, knocking a black piece off the board] Hey. That's a good move. [as Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it--I'm losing to a rug.
Aladdin: Genie, I need help.
Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya follow me?
Aladdin: What?
Genie: [back to normal, points out his words on a blackboard] Tell her the...TRUTH!!!
Aladdin: No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, [downcast] she'd laugh at me. [dons turban]
Genie: [turns turban into a lamp shade] A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! Al, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself.
Aladdin: Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?
[The Genie regards him a little sadly. Gestures, the turban is restored]
Genie: [false good humor] Like a prince.
[Aladdin flies up to the balcony on Carpet. Jasmine is on her bed, sighing. Rajah is by her side]
Aladdin: [from a distance] Princess Jasmine?
[Rajah looks up and growls]
Princess Jasmine: Who's there?
Aladdin: It's me, Prince Ali. Ahem-- [then he jumps to his deep voice] Prince Ali Ababwa.
Princess Jasmine: I do not want to see you.
[Jasmine turns to go inside. He moves after her, so the room light illumines him]
Aladdin: No, no, please princess. Give me a chance. [Rajah growls and advances on him]
Princess Jasmine: Just leave me alone.
Aladdin: Down kitty!
[Over the edge of the balcony, Carpet is watching with Genie below]
Genie: How's our beau doing?
[Carpet cuts his neck with his finger]
Aladdin: Good kitty, take off. Down kitty. [He takes off his turban to brush Rajah away]
Princess Jasmine: [looks at him thinking she has seen him before] Wait, wait. Do I know you?
Aladdin: [quickly replaces his turban] Uh, no, no.
Princess Jasmine: You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
Aladdin: The marketplace? [a bee buzzes around his head] I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met.
Princess Jasmine: [looks disappointed] No, I guess not.
Genie: [as a bee] Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything--pick a feature!
Aladdin: Um, Princess Jasmine? You're very...
Genie: [as a bee] Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: [as a bee] Sorry.
Aladdin: Beautiful.
Genie: [as a bee] Nice recovery.
Princess Jasmine: Hmm. I'm rich too, you know.
Aladdin: Yeah!
Princess Jasmine: The daughter of a sultan.
Aladdin: I know.
Princess Jasmine: A fine prize for any prince to marry.
Aladdin: Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
Genie: [as a bee; buzzing in his ear] Warning! Warning!
Princess Jasmine: Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering, peacock I've met!
Genie: [as a bee; rear end on fire, wearing goggles and crashing] Mayday! Mayday!
Princess Jasmine: Just go jump off a balcony! [turns and walks away]
Aladdin: What?
Genie: [as a bee] Stop her! Stop her! Do you want me to sting her?
Aladdin: [swats at bee] Buzz off!
Genie: [as a bee] Okay, fine. But remember--bee yourself! [buzzes into his turban]
Aladdin: Yeah, right!
Princess Jasmine: What!?!
Aladdin: Uh, you're right. You aren't just some prize to be won. [looks disappointed] You should be free to make your own choice. [Jasmine and Rajah look at each other in confusion] I'll go now. [steps up on the ledge and drops off]
Princess Jasmine: No!
Aladdin: [pokes his head up from over the edge] What? What?
Princess Jasmine: [now she's amazed] How--how are you doing that? [she looks over the edge and sees the Carpet]
Aladdin: It's a magic carpet.
Princess Jasmine: It's lovely. [Carpet takes Jasmine's hand with a tassel]
Aladdin: You, uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world.
Princess Jasmine: Is it safe?
Aladdin: Sure. Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: [looks at him at the saying of that all-important line] What?
Aladdin: [extends his hand the same as before] Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: [gets a sly grin on her face] Yes.
[Jasmine takes his hand and hops on Carpet, with the camera zooms into the sky, knocking them both into sitting positions. Brad Kane and Lea Salonga music playing a song A Whole New World. Jasmine looks back and sees Rajah looks up at her questioningly. She gasps as they fly over the palace wall and into the sky]
Aladdin: [singing] I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride...| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Aladdin: [singing] Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky...| A whole new world.
Aladdin: [singing] Don't you dare close your eyes.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A hundred thousand things to see.
Aladdin: [singing] Hold your breath, it gets better.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far.
Aladdin: [singing] I can't go back to where I used to be...| A whole new world.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] Every turn a surprise.
Aladdin: [singing] With new horizons to pursue.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] Every moment, red-letter.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: [singing] I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you...| A whole new world, a whole new world / That's where we'll be, that's where we'll be.
Aladdin: [singing] A thrilling chase.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A wondrous place.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: [singing] For you and me...|
[Carpet hovers along over a lake, and we see the reflection of the moon in the lake. Fireworks burst and before them is the Great Wall of China in Mulan, sitting on a rooftop]
Princess Jasmine: It's all so magical.
Aladdin: Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah, he hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either. That is... Oh, no!
Princess Jasmine: You're the boy from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry.
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn't figure it out?
Aladdin: No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant.
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth!
Aladdin: The truth?
[Aladdin looks at Carpet on rooftop]
Aladdin: The truth, the truth is, I sometimes dress as a commoner, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince!
Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?
Aladdin: Well, you know, uh, royalty going out into the city in disguise. It seems a little strange, don't you think?
Princess Jasmine: Not that strange.
[Jasmine flicks up the feather, Carpet puts a tassel under his "chin" and looks mystified. In the palace balcony, where Aladdin and Jasmine return]
[Carpet forms a set of steps and she descends. Aladdin descending below the balcony]
Princess Jasmine: Good night, my handsome prince.
Aladdin: Sleep well, princess. [They slowly lean forward to kiss before Carpet bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected] Yes! [he falls back onto the Carpet, who descends to the ground] For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right. [Aladdin looks up at Jasmine's balcony, and suddenly the guards' hand grab him]
Guards: Aha!
Aladdin: Hey! What?! [muffled] Abu! Abu!
Guard: Hold him!
[Razoul grabs Aladdin on his feet and his hands. Razoul ties Carpet in a knot and Jafar approaches]
Jafar: I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince A-Boo-Boo.
Aladdin: [muffled] Why, you...
Jafar: [walks away] Make sure he's never found.
[Razoul hits him in the head, and he falls unconscious. In a cliff, where Razoul laughs as Aladdin's body drops into the water. He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock. The rock hits the sea bottom, then the turban lands and the lamp tumbles out. He sees this and struggles to rub the lamp. However, he loses consciousness and falls to the floor. The lamp, unsettled by his movement, rolls down and rubs against his hands. It shakes, and Genie emerges with a bath brush, rubber duckie, and shower cap]
Genie: Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. [squeaks the duck] Hello? [sees unconscious Aladdin] Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it. You can't cheat on this one, I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. Come on, Aladdin!! [he grabs Aladdin by the shoulders and shakes him. His head goes up, then falls] I'll take that as a yes. [head turns into a siren] Wooga! Wooga! [turns into a submarine] Up scope! [he babbles in something that sounds like German. On the surface, a giant water spout emerges, and lands on top of the cliff. Aladdin reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs] Don't you scare me like that!
Aladdin: Genie, I--uh, I-uh, I... [he can't think of how to say it, so they just hug each other] Thanks, Genie.
Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.
Aladdin: [to himself] Sultan? You want me to be "sultan"?
Genie: [comes out of his lamp] Huzzah! Hail the conquerin' hero! [He turns into a one-man band. He sees Aladdin walk away with his head hung. He stops, scratches his head, comes up with an idea, then zooms over to Aladdin. He holds up his hands like a director scoping a picture and we look through them.] Aladdin! You've just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next?
[Aladdin sadly walks to the bed. He goes to him and pulls out a script]
Genie: Psst, your line is "I'm going to free the genie." Anytime.
Aladdin: Genie, I can't.
Genie: Sure ya can. You just go, [grabs Aladdin’s head and uses him as a mock ventriloquist's dummy] "Genie, I wish you free."
Aladdin: [pulls him away] I'm serious! Look, I'm sorry-- I really am. But they wanna make me sultan-- no! They wanna make Prince Ali sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you've win!
Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I-I can't keep this up on my own. I... I can't wish you free.
Genie: [obviously hurt] Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, "Master". [vanishes into his lamp]
Aladdin: [picks up his lamp] Genie, I'm really sorry. [a tongue comes out of the spout and blows raspberry at him, he angrily covers it with a pillow] Well, fine! Then just... stay in there! [sees Abu and Carpet looking at him, bitterly but still angry] What are you guys lookin' at? [Abu and Carpet sadly starts leaving] Look, I... I-I'm sor... Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't... Wait. Come on. [sighs] What am I doing? Genie's right--I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
Princess Jasmine: [off-screen] Ali, oh Ali--will you come here?
Aladdin: [putting on his turban] Well, here goes. [walks into the garden] Jasmine? Where are you?
[We see Iago wearing a beak and standing in stilts next of a flamingo in the pond. He is imitating Jasmine's voice]
Iago: Out in the menagerie, hurry.
Aladdin: I'm coming.
[We see Aladdin hurry past, not noticing the birds. Iago laughs, then turns back and looks into the face of a flamingo, who is panting and sighs]
Iago: Ya got a problem, pinky? [he sweeps the bird sneaks from under it. Iago rushes into the palace and finds the lamp under the pillow] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you! Excellent! [stretches his face and imitating Jafar's voice] Good work, Iago! [normal voice] Ah, go on. [Jafar's voice] No, really--on a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven! [normal voice] Ah, Jafar--you're too kind. I'm embarrassed, I'm blushing.
[Iago flies away with the lamp]
[Outside the palace entrance, the Sultan is standing on top, gates open, throngs of people cheering]
Sultan: People of Agrabah, my daughter has finally chosen a suitor!
[She behind the curtain, where Jasmine is peeking. Aladdin appears at the bottom of the stairs]
Aladdin: Jasmine?
Princess Jasmine: Ali, where have you been?
Aladdin: Jasmine, there's something I've got to tell you.
Princess Jasmine: The whole kingdom has turned out for father's announcement!
Aladdin: No! But Jasmine, listen to me, please! You don't understand...
Princess Jasmine: Good luck!
[Jasmine pushes him out onto the platform with the Sultan, the crowd cheers]
Sultan: ...Ali Ababwa!
Aladdin: Oh, boy!
[Jafar and Iago are watching the sultan coronation.]
Iago: Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak.
Jafar: Let them cheer. [rubs the lamp]
Genie: [comes out of the lamp] Ya know, Al, I'm getting really-- [sees Jafar] I don't think you're him. [reads the script] Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
Jafar: [grabs Genie and pins him under his foot] I am your master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that.
Jafar: Genie, grant me my first wish! I wish to rule on high AS SULTAN!
[Outside where dark clouds circle the palace. The palace shakes. The roof rips off and the Sultan and Aladdin duck]
Aladdin: Whoa!
Sultan: Bless my soul. What is this? What's going on? Oh, my goodness, what's happening?
[His turban lifts off his head. When the Sultan grabs it, his whole body flies up, then is stripped of all his clothes except his underwear. The clothes reappears in Jafar]
Princess Jasmine: Father.
[Jafar laughs evilly]
Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer.
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.
Aladdin: Oh, yeah? Well, we'll just see about that! [pulls off his own turban, but finds it empty] The lamp!
Jafar: Finders-keepers, Abooboo.
[They both look up and see a gigantic Genie lift the palace into the thunder cackling. Aladdin gasps. The Genie destroys the palace. Aladdin whistles and Carpet flies up to greet him. The villagers run and scream. They fly up near the Genie's head]
Aladdin: Genie! No!
Genie: Sorry, kid--I got a new master now.
[The Genie places the palace on top of a mountain]
Sultan: Jafar, I order you to stop!
Jafar: Ah, but there's a new order now--my order! Finally, you will bow to me!
[The Sultan bows, but Jasmine does not]
Princess Jasmine: We'll never bow to you!
Iago: Why am I not surprised?
Jafar: If you will not bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer! [to Genie] Genie, my second wish--I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!
[Jafar has zapped Abu back to normal. He sends the two of them into a tall pillar, then launches it like a rocket, but not before Carpet can get in. F2B, then we see a snowy wasteland, where the pillar crashes and rolls. It finally comes to a stop. Aladdin emerges, obviously very cold]
Aladdin: Abu? Abu! [echoes looks back at the shivering pile of snow] Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the genie when I had the chance.
[Aladdin digs out Abu and cradling him inside the vest]
Aladdin: Abu, are you okay?
Abu: Mmm-hmm.
Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu--I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right.
[Aladdin steps out through the snow, and he eventuallysteps on a frozen Carpet]
Aladdin: Carpet!
[Aladdin looks up and sees Carpet is pinned by the pillar. Aladdin tugs to try and free Carpet. He can't do it, so he begins to remove snow from the base of the pillar]
Aladdin: Abu, start digging! That's it!
[Finally, enough snow has been removed, and the pillar begins to roll. Aladdin runs away, looks back, then slides into place. The pillar rolls over him, and when it is gone, Aladdin and Abu are left sitting in the patch of snow made by the window of the pillar]
Aladdin: Yeah! All right!
[Aladdin looks up at his turban, made out of scared Abu. Carpet shakes off the snow and runs over to pick them up]
Aladdin: Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
[Outside the Agrabah, shrouded in red clouds. Inside the throne room, Iago has the Sultan, dressed in jester's clothes, and Jasmine is chained next to the throne]
Iago: Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here's your cracker. Shove 'em all the way down your throat. Here, have lots!
[Jafar pulls the chain, and Jasmine walks up to him holding an apple]
Princess Jasmine: Stop it! Jafar, leave him alone!
[Iago stops for a second, then continues]
Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. [he takes a bite out of the apple she is holding] A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. [he waves his finger and a crown appears] What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...
[Jasmine picks up a glass of wine and throws it in his face]
Princess Jasmine: Never!
Jafar: I'll teach you some respect! [she falls back as he raises his hand to slap her, ten he stops] No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.
[We see Aladdin race back into town]
Genie: [again as Buckley] Ah, master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quos...
Jafar: [whirls on him] Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout!
[Jasmine looks up and sees Aladdin, peering around a window, Abu and the Carpet at his play along]
Jafar: You will do what I order you to do, slave!
Princess Jasmine: [stands and puts the crown on her head] Jafar! I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
[The Genie's jaw drops]
Jafar: Mmm. That's better. [pulls the Genie's jaw up like a shade] Now, pussycat, tell me more about...myself.
Princess Jasmine: You're tall, dark, well dressed...
[Jafar walks over to her. Aladdin jumps down with Abu and Genie sees them]
Genie: Al! Al, little buddy!
Aladdin: Shh!
Genie: [literally zips his mouth shut, then unzips it] Al, I can't help you--I work for senor psychopath, now. [his head turns into Jafar's, then back] What are you gonna do?
Aladdin: Hey--I'm a street rat, remember? [he rezips Genie's mouth] I'll improvise.
[Aladdin slides down a pile of coins and hides close to Jafar and Jasmine. Jafar's back is to Aladdin]
Princess Jasmine: Cute little gaps between your teeth.
Jafar: Go on.
Princess Jasmine: And your beard...is so...twisted! You've stolen my heart.
[Jasmine has handsome arms around him. Jasmine pretends to twist with her finger, but she is actually motioned for Aladdin to come over, he makes his move. Iago sees him]
Iago: Jaf--mmmmmm!
[Abu grabs him and covers his mouth]
Jafar: And the street rat?
Princess Jasmine: What street rat?
[When Iago manages to knock over a bowl. Jafar turns to look, but Jasmine grabs him back and kisses him. He looks disgusted. Iago and Abu both look disgusted]
Abu: Yuck!
Jafar: That was... [sees Aladdin's reflection in Jasmine's crown] YOU! [He zaps Aladdin just as he is about to reach his respective lamp. Genie watches in shock] How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
[Jasmine rushes him, and he angrily throws her to the ground. Aladdin bravely rushes toward him and heroically grabs his staff]
Aladdin: Get the lamp!
Jafar: No! [Jasmine runs to do so, but Jafar shakes off Aladdin, but evilly zaps her into an hourglass] Ah, ah, ah, princess. Your time is up!
Aladdin: Jasmine!
[Sand begins to flow from the top onto her, and she immediately realizes what will happen]
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf–
[Abu angrily knocks Iago out with the fruit bowl that fell earlier and rushes for the lamp]
Jafar: Don't toy with me!
[Abu is almost to the lamp, but the blast from Jafar's staff turns him into a toy monkey, with cymbals and a wind-up key]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Carpet rushes in and grabs the lamp as he flies side-by-side, but Jafar zaps him as well]
Jafar: Things are unraveling fast now, boy! [Carpet unravels in midair, ending up as a pile of tangled threads and tassels. The lamp bounces away and lands in front of Aladdin] Get the point? [Aladdin runs for the lamp, but his path is blocked by a ring of large swords sticking in the floor. Aladdin reaches for his lamp, but the opening is too narrow for him to get far enough, and Jafar evilly grabs it] I'm just getting warmed up! [evilly breathes fire around Aladdin, setting the ring on fire. The street rat, however, yet stands his ground]
Aladdin: ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY SNAKE?!
Jafar: [emerges through the fire, suddenly getting an idea from Aladdin's statements] A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be! [transforms into a giant snake, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling Aladdin. From inside the hourglass, Jasmine watches Jafar's transformation in shock. Meanwhile, Snake Jafar snaps at Aladdin twice, and on the third try, Aladdin swings the sword and hits Jafar. The giant snake yells in pain. Cut to four Genies as cheerleaders wearing "A" sweaters]
Genie: [in unison] Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake--stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: [to Genie angrily] You stay out of this-s-s-s!
[The Genies merge back into one and he waves a pendant, not wishing to root for his evil current master]
Genie: [dryly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man--if he can't do it, GREAT!!! [Meanwhile, Aladdin uses the distraction from his genie to make a break for the hourglass where Jasmine is trapped. However, Jafar sees this and blocks the path. Aladdin is thrown off, and loses his sword. He hears a shout from Jasmine]
Princess Jasmine: Aladdin! [Aladdin turns to see Jasmine already knee-deep in sand. He bravely jumps on a large gem and heroically slides across the floor, bravely grabbing his sword along the road. He turns a corner, but the pursuing snake cannot, and the front half of Jafar smashes through a wall and hangs outside the palace. Aladdin bravely jumps up on the snake's back and heroically stabs him hard. Jafar shrieks in agony. Cut to Aladdin, who is once again trying to free Jasmine. At this point, she is now neck-deep in sand, and sinking fast]
Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on! [He is about to hit the glass with a piece of wood he caught earlier until Jafar grabs him]
Jafar: [laughs hideously] You little fool! You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?
Iago: [with Genie coming up behind him] Squeeze him, Jafar! Squeeze him like a--awk! [Genie elbows him out of the road, all the while trying to look innocent]
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing! [Aladdin suddenly glances down at Genie, who shrugs his shoulders, not knowing what to do either]
Aladdin: The Genie? [has an idea] The Genie! THE GENIE HAS MORE POWER THAN YOU'LL EVER HAVE!
Jafar: [shocked] What?!
Aladdin: HE GAVE YOU YOUR POWER! HE CAN TAKE IT AWAY!
Genie: [concerned] Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: FACE IT, JAFAR, YOU'RE STILL JUST...SECOND-BEST! [Jafar thinks for a moment, and realizes Aladdin's right. Genie's "phenomenal cosmic powers" far surpass his, meaning that he yet can't call himself the most powerful being as he thought]
Jafar: You're right, his power does exceed my own. But not for long! [Jafar circles around the Genie, aiming to rectify the power discrepancy between him]
Genie: [hesitantly] The boy's crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. [turns his hand into a cobra puppet and beats himself with it] One too many hits with the snake.
Jafar: [imperatively] Slave, I make my third wish!! I wish to be an all-powerful Genie! [Aladdin looks down at Genie from Jafar's coils, and Jasmine, who is now almost buried in sand, looks toward her captor as well. Then Genie sighs in defeat, knowing he has no choice but to comply with Jafar's request]
Genie: [reluctantly] Alright, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
[Genie zaps Jafar with the last Genie-brand lightning bolt. Jafar's snake form dissipates, freeing Aladdin and he begins his transformation into a Genie. One shies from using the word "orgasmic" in a Disney animated feature script]
Jafar: Yes! Yes! The power! The absolute power!
[At this point, all that remains of Jasmine before she disappears under the sand is her raised hand. Thankfully, Aladdin runs over and eventually smashes the glass. The sand, along with Jasmine pours out, and she coughs a bit. Jafar rises out of the palace and towards outer space like Star Wars, getting larger as his power grows. Down below, the wind blows fiercely to signal what's to follow]
Princess Jasmine: [to Aladdin frightfully] What have you done?
Aladdin: Trust me!
[Suddenly, a black lamp, similar to that of Genie's, appears at Jafar's base like Star Trek, though he is too busy manipulating the stars and planets like Toy Story to notice at first]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control!
Aladdin: NOT SO FAST, JAFAR! AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
[Jafar looks down at him questioningly, confused as to what the street rat is speaking about]
Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: YOU WANTED TO BE A GENIE, YOU'VE GOT IT!
Jafar: [shocked] WHAT?!
Aladdin: [back to normal] AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT!
[Aladdin holds up the black lamp, and it begins to suck Jafar in. He tries to escape, but its power is too strong]
Jafar: NO! NO!!
Iago: I'm gettin' outta here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!
Jafar: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[Iago tries to fly off, but Jafar grabs him, and he gets sucked in as well]
Iago: C'mon, you're the genie, I don't want--
[With one final clank, Jafar and Iago are sucked inside his lamp, and that is the last we see of them]
Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.
Genie: [ruffles Aladdin's hair] Al, you little genius, you!
[As a result of being trapped in his lamp, all of Jafar's magic undoes itself. First, Abu turns back into a real monkey and Carpet re-ravels himself. Next, Jasmine, the Sultan and Rajah stand together, and the tiger jumps up into the Sultan's arms. Just then, they are all transformed back into their regular clothes, and Rajah, now an adult tiger again, almost crushes him. Eventually, the palace reappears back in the ciy from where it was taken. Aladdin holds Jafar's lamp as he and Iago start to argue]
Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Ah, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders will oughta chill him out. [flicks the lamp explosion into the desert]
Jafar: [last words] Shut up! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[Last lines; Jafar and Iago continue to argue as they fade out. Jasmine walks over to Aladdin. They hold hands, but both look sad]
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
Aladdin: Well, I guess this is goodbye. [Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing]
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Genie: [wipes away a tear] Al, no problem. You still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. [he leans down next to her] Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you. But I gotta stop pretending to be something I'm not.
Princess Jasmine: I understand.
[They take one final look into each other's eyes, then Aladdin turns to the Genie]
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One prince pedigree coming up. I... What?
Aladdin: [he holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free.
[A transformation scene ensues, in which the shackles fall off Genie's wrists and the lamp falls uselessly to the ground. Genie picks it up and looks at it]
Genie: [he can't believe it; laughing] I'm free. I'm free. [he hands the lamp to Aladdin] Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way. [laughs hysterically. He bounces around the balcony like a pinball] Oh, does that feel good! I'm free. I'm free at last. I'm hittin’ the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm...
[He is packing a suitcase, but looks down and sees Aladdin looking very sad]
Aladdin: Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
Genie: [smiling, with a tear in his eye] Me too, Al. No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.
[They hug. The Sultan steps forward]
Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.
Princess Jasmine: [she smiles widely and runs into Aladdin's arms] Him. I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: [laughs] Call me Al.
[They are about to kiss when giant blue hands pull everybody together. Genie is decked out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy hat]
Genie: All of you, come over here. Big group hug. Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? [he kisses Abu] Ooh, hairball. Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand. [takes off] I'm outta here! Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds! Hey, Rugman, Ciao, I'm history. No, I'm mythology. I don't care what I am! I'm free-hee!
[The Genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him. They cut (a jump cut to make matters worse) to fireworks exploding over a nightscape. We tilt down and see Aladdin and Jasmine flying on Carpet]
Aladdin: [singing] A whole new world.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] A whole new life.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: [with off-camera chorus] For you and me!
Chorus: A whole new world!
[They fly off into the moonlight, and after they have disappeared, the moon turns and reveals the Genie's laughing face. Suddenly the film is grabbed "off the projector", the Genie lifts it up and looks at the audience]
Genie: Made you look.
[Drops the film back to normal, in a normal moon]

Taglines

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  • Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all could come true.
  • It is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.
  • A diamond in the rough.

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About Aladdin

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  • I saw something that speculates that the peddler at the beginning of 'Aladdin' is the Genie. That's true!"
  • One of the things [directors] Ron [Clements], John [Musker], and I were talking about was that, originally, when he came in to the first session, he said, “Do you want me to do kind of an ethnic voice for the Genie?” And we said, “No, no, just be yourself.” And we realized later that “being yourself” for Robin Williams is like being 98 different characters at once. [Laughs].
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