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[Insert the scene's context]All That (1994-2005) was a sketch comedy show which ran on Nickelodeon and featured a mostly teenage cast.

First Run (seasons 1-6)[edit]

Josh Server[edit]

Detective Dan: "I'm Detective Dan."

Detective Dan: "Hello, Pizza Shack? I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis."

Bernie Kibbitz: "I'm Bernie Kibbitz and I'm old!"

Squash Hick: "Why, the only thing I like more than fishing (or buses) is my good friend Squash Boy!"

Studs Wilkinson: "I find your hilarious comedy both amusing AND entertaining!"

Studs Wilkinson: "LIGHTS OUT!!" [faints]

Studs Wilkinson: "I am unconcious and he still makes me laugh."

Jerry Futile: "How many shoes?....Ooh, wrong! The answer was nine. Nine shoes."

Jerry Futile: "YOU...CAN'T...WIN!"

Toby Braun: "My name is Toby Braun, and I am a former fitness expert..."

Earboy: "WAIT A MINUTE! I know a guy who has huge ears like mine and everybody likes him! He'll tell me what I should do!"

Milk Man: "Now with Superdude out of the way, I can achieve my life long dream of bothering people all over the world!"

Jimmy Bond: "Bad cookie."

Ray Borealus: "Why did you send me here, Brenda?"

Kenan Thompson[edit]

Superdude: "I'm Superdude, teenage superhero with powers that amaze the stupid."

Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that make women sweat!"

Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that can make hamsters dance!"

Superdude: (usually after his intro) "I also enjoy stuffed animals, riding my bike on the beach, and talking on the phone long distance!"

Mavis: "Hey, Clavis, wake up; the show's over."

Miss Piddlin: "Oh, dear, children, Miss Piddlin almost let her violent temper and beast-like strength get the better of her!"

Miss Piddlin: "Miss Piddlin almost let her maniacal rage get the best of her!"

Miss Piddlin: "Oh children, Miss Piddlin almost lost her temper on the back of Miss Tula's head!"

Miss Piddlin: "Careful, Miss Piddlin, peoples gonna think you're a menace to society."

Miss Piddlin: "JULIO!!"

Miss Piddlin: "Well if you don't want my peas then DON'T EAT!"

Miss Piddlin: (to Buzz (Sullivan) and Kaffy (Foiles)) "Are you children on some medication?"

[Ishboo is a phony foreign exchange student.]
(Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"
Ishboo: "That is a very good question."

(Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"
Ishboo: "Why are you screaming at me!?"

(Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"
Ishboo: "I forget."

(Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"
Ishboo: "DONT TEST ME!"

Ishboo: "Look at my swinging jewel. When I snap my fingers you will leave quietly." (Other person jumps out of the window screaming.)

Ishboo: (at the doctor) "Look at my swinging jewel. When I snap my fingers you will put the needle down and walk out the door." (Doctor slams the needle down, sits on it, and yells, slamming everything down and running out of the door.)

Bill Cosby: "Eat lots of yellow pudding."

Randy: "Hi, I'm Randy and this is 'Cooking with Randy'."

Antoine: "What it is."

Jerry Futile: "I'm sorry, the correct answer was 'meatloaf.'"
Antoine: "Didn't y'all hear Antoine say meatloaf?!"

Coldfinger: "Look at my finger. It is really cold."

Principal Pimpell: "As principal of Dullmont Junior High School, Principal William...Baines...Pimpell!"

[appeared in a Harry Bladder sketch]
Principal Pimpell: "Sweet puss, my pimple's talking!"

Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: "My name is Lester Oaks, Construction Worker!"

[appeared in the All That Tenth Anniversary Special Good Burger sketch]
Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: Crunch bunny!

Everyday French With Pierre Escargot[edit]

[Each of these is the "translation" of a French phrase.]

  • There are small children in my nose.
  • I will not introduce you to my fluffy dog Boo-Boo.
  • I will not introduce you to this piece of wheat toast.
  • May I blow my nose in your Sandwich?
  • I want to shave your back.
  • My father's name is Stephanie.
  • I'm sorry I thought that was my pocket
  • What time is it and why do you smell like cheese?
  • [after speaking an unusually long French phrase] How are you?
  • Hey! Who put that bacon fat on my toilet seat?
  • Why is your grandmother wearing my father's panties?
  • Thanks for buttering my squirrel.
  • I thought you said this was pudding!
  • Who broke the pickle pump?
  • Oh no! The babysitter exploded!
  • Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
  • May I take a nap in your nose?
  • I have not showered in 36 days!
  • Kiss me under the baloney tree!
  • Take those pork chops out of your brassiere!
  • Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!
  • I enjoyed meeting your sister in prison!
  • I'm a pretty little girl.
  • May I pop my pimple on your lasagna?
  • Excuse Me! I am not a drinking fountain!
  • Wow! How did you get an onion in there?
  • Thanks for the lovely used tissue!
  • Please remove your banjo from my belly button.
  • Oh no! The macaroni is infected!
  • I told you I had gas.
  • Merry Christmas! Can I get you a cup of hot fat?
  • That's not an elf, that's my grandmother!
  • Hey! Look what the reindeer left on my roof!
  • That's not bubblegum! That's Porkboy the Breakfast Monkey!
  • Keep your hands of my chicken nuggets!
  • Who said you could live in my toilet?
  • Your grandfather looks pretty in that wedding dress.

Kel Mitchell[edit]

Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"

Ed: [singing] "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey!"

Ed: ""

Ed: "That'll be eight bucks."

Customer [Server]: "Hi, I'd like a Good Punch."
Ed: "Okay." [Ed punches the customer in the face, KO-ing him.]
[The customer awakens a few minutes later.]
Customer: "Why did you hit me? All I did was ask for a Good Punch!" [Ed knocks him out again.]
[The customer wakes up again.]
Customer: "Okay, I think I've got it now. I keep asking for a Good Punch, and you keep hitting me repeatedly. So I'd like one Good SODA, got it?"
Ed: "One Good Soda."
Customer: "Right." [Ed punches him out again.]

Okrah: "Today on the Okrah show, you'll be entertained by other people's sad, miserable lives."

Lump Maroon: [only dialogue] "Jupiter!"

Clavis: "Oh, yeah, kick it!"

Clavis: "You just gotta reach deep down in your pants and pull out stuff you never knew you had."

Coach Kreeton: "Aww, the life I live is sad!"

Coach Kreeton: "Aww, my happiness is a memory!"

Coach Kreeton: "Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! Goooood..."

Coach Kreeton: "You make me mad in ways I can't understand!"

Butter Boy: "Superdude, why don't you rub up against me?"

[Repairmanman has just dropped through the ceiling, making a mess.]
[Other character]: "What was that?"
Repairmanman: "That was me! I'm...Repairmanman-man-man-man-man!"
[Other character]: "What's with the echo?"
Repairmanman: "Echo my butt!"

[Other character]: "What's with the echo?"
Repairmanman: "What echo?"

[Other character]: "What's with the echo?"
Repairmanman: "Echo my Aunt Fannie!"

Gina & Jessica [Bynes & Knowings]: "You're not a very good repairman."
Repairman: "Yes, I am; Mama said I was!"

Lori Beth Denberg[edit]

Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for the exchange of ideas!"

Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for research."

Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for enjoying yourself."

Miss Fingerly: "Good afternoon, students. I trust you all enjoyed lunch. I myself consumed a tasty chicken pot pie. Teachers love chicken pot pie. Cock-a-Doodle Pie!"

Ms. Hushbaum: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!" (blows airhorn)

Herself: "I want a rhinocerous...carved out of pure gold!"*

Santa Claus: "So Lori Beth, have you been a good girl this year?"
Lori Beth: "Hmmm, no."
Santa Claus: "Bye Bye!"
Lori Beth: "Seeya Santa."

Sweaty Woman: "You two couldn't be more wrong! It's Superdude!"

Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for hiney slapping!"



Connie Muldoon: Hello, I'm Connie Muldoon!

Katrina Johnson[edit]

Ross Perot: I got $4 billion, Earboy.

Perot: Hey, Pizzaface, how about a little bite?

Perot: Look, I'm in a bathtub full of money.

Dorothy: Mr. Cosby, I need a shower.
Cosby [Thompson]: That you do.

Lemonade Scammer: My mom said she'd step on my hamster.

[someone has asked about lactose-intolerant; Johnson's character appears from inside of a grocery display]
Sally: Superdude is lactose-intolerant. That means he can be harmed by dairy products.
Woman: You mean like ham?
Sally: No. Ham is meat. Dairy products include milk, butter, cream, cheese, cream cheese, and...
YoGurl: Yogurt!

Sally: I've got a squeegee.

Sally: You're the best, Superdude, even if you are lactose-intolerant.

Alisa Reyes[edit]

[Kiki and Fran are stranded on an uncharted island.]
Kiki: [singing] "We'll be here...forever-"
Fran [Denberg]: "Stop it."
Kiki: "-and ever-"
Fran: "Stop it!"
Kiki: "-and ever-"
Fran: "STOP IT!"
Kiki: "-and ever, [Fran knocks herself out.] and ever...."

Angelique Bates[edit]

Mandy: "There's a chocolate festival in my mouth!"

Herself: "And People Named Steve"

Steve Urkel: "Surprise!"

Amanda Bynes[edit]

Ashley: [starts to read a letter] "Dear Ashley..." That's me!

Springs: [sings] I'm a teeny-weeny bopper-beany, I'm so nice and he's so meany!

[Alien Thumtax has just fired on the U.S.S. Spaceship, which is helmed by young Captain Tantrum]
Captain: [wails] You hurt my spaceship!
Thumtax [Denberg]: I'm sorry, lil' cap'n. What can I do to make it up to you?
Captain: [sniffles] Lower your shields.
Thumtax: Okay. Shields lowered.
Singo [Mitchell]: [sings] Firin' lasers!
[he and the others fire the lasers at Thumtax's ship]
Thumtax: [in the destruction of her ship; screams]
Singo: Captain, that was brilliant! Captain, that was brilliant!

Ashley: Our next letter comes from Lisa Lillian From Queens, New York. Lisa writes: "Dear Ashley..." That's me. "Dear Ashley, my name is Lisa. I have a new sweater. It is green. Love, Lisa."
(long pause)
Ashley: WHO STINKIN' CARES?! This is called ASK Ashley! Not Bore Ashley to Stinkin' Death! [mocks] Hey! I'm Lisa Lillian. And I just bought a new sweater. It is green. I'm a moron! And blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-BLAH!!!

(after someone writes a letter in French)
Ashley: What kinda French-fried kumquat writes to an American TV show in stinkin' French?! Do I look like Pierre Escargot?! D'you see me on a stinkin' bathtub?!

Danny Tamberelli[edit]

Janitor Gaseous: "Squat and rot!"

Jack Campbell: "I'm gonna have to inspect this refrigerator...with my face."

Jack Campbell: "I'm Jack Campbell,Fat Cop!."

Francis the Caveman: "Me Francis and I'm a caveman."

Christy Knowings[edit]

Jessica: "And like my name is Jessica!"

Winter Wonders: "Welcome to another episode of, What Do You Do!"

Jessica: "I Would die For The Skinless Chicken Breast
Gina [Bynes]:But Dont
Jessica:I Wont

Brenda Stone: "Well That's Nice"

Brenda Stone: "Oh, Ray. You're such a silly willy!"

Leon Frierson[edit]

Leroy: "Fuzz, we're not done yet. We should have a blow-dryer."
Fuzz [a puppet]: "A blow-dryer? But that's not a blow-dryer; that's an industrial strength leaf-blower!"

Billy Fuco: "I'M BILLY FUCO!"

[There has been a long arguement over which Cloudy Knight singer should be top-billed.]
C.J.: "I'm the cutest, and I have the biggest 'fro, so the group will continue to be called 'C.J. and the Cloudy Knights.'"

Nick Cannon[edit]

LaTanya: "Okaaaaay!"

Sweaty Spice: "Boy Power!"

Mark Saul[edit]

Stuart: "Fine, I'm not the real [insert job]. I'm just a guy named Stuart. But you know something? If I was the real [insert job], I'd be the best [insert job] IN ALL THE LAND! People would come up to me and say 'Oh, Stuart, will you [perform job] for me? Because you're the best [insert job]...EVER!!!!!' You all sicken me!! Now I'm going to hop on my kangaroo and fly away."

Amanda: "Look, nut; this is a camera, and that's an iguana."
Stuart: "And I'm a goat." (bleats like a goat, eats a handful of grass)

Hypno-Pants: "Stare into my butt!"

Murray: "Hey! Could you-hey! Could you bring me-hey! Could you bring me a balloon?"

Gabriel Iglesias[edit]

Bill Clinton: "Due to a shortage of the number 3, we are replacing it with the word 'chippermonkey'...One, two, chippermonkey, four."


[The show opening]
Announcer [Soup]: "Fresh out the box! Stop, look, & watch! Ready yet? Get set! It's All That!"

[Peter and Flem are performing the actions as narrated.]
Announcer: "Peter sharpens his pencil in a pencil sharpener. Flem sharpens his pencil in his belly button.

Announcer: "Peter runs five miles every morning. Flem runs from the police."

Announcer: "Peter does his homework neatly and carefully. Flem hits things with a hammer."

Announcer: "Peter likes to read. Flem can't."

Kevin Kopelow: "Five minutes! The show starts in five minutes!"

Dan Schneider: "Hiiiii, everyone! It's time for 'Ask Ashley'!"

Mr. Bailey [Schneider]: "I have to go home and shave Mother!"

Mýa Harrison: [Describing the perils of live television] "...And if things go horribly wrong, we'll show this video clip of Rhineheart the Dancing Monkey-Boy."

Everyone: "Let's have a round o' sound for our musical guest, [insert guest's name]!"


Amanda: Hey, everyone! Before the musical guest comes on, I wanted to show you my magic powers!
Audience: Ooh, aah!
Amanda: That's right! I'm going to turn these ice cubes into a glass of water!
(Puts the ice cubes into a glass; a few seconds go by)
Amanda: Hmmm. This trick usually takes a few hours. Hey, I know! I'll just turn this grapefruit into NSYNC instead! Alaka-ZAM!
(NSYNC appears)
JC Chasez: Where are we?
Justin Timberlake: And why do we smell like grapefruit?

(Josh is running on an unstoppable treadmill)
Amanda: Help! Help! I need help!
Danny: What's wrong?
Amanda: I need help.
Danny: Well, I'm right here.
(long pause)
Amanda: Kenan! Kel! I NEED SOME HELP!!
(Kenan and Kel enter)
Kenan: What's wrong? Was Danny bothering you?
Kel: Because we'll take care of him.
Amanda: No. It's Josh. He's stuck on the treadmill, and we can't make it stop!

(Superdude [Kenan Thompson] has just dispatched two bullies in a bank and gone outside to tie them up. A little girl dressed as Superdude [Amanda Bynes] runs into the bank )
Fake Superdude: NOBODY MOVE! This is a holdup!
(A security guard runs out screaming)
Weird Voiced Man: ...Superdude?
Fake Superdude: That's right, I'm Superdude! Now gimme all the money-or I'll use my superpowers to harm you!
(The Sweaty Woman [Lori Beth Denberg] begins to empty the cash drawer as the real Superdude comes in)
Superdude: Those bullies won't be bothering anyone anymore!...hey, who are you?
Fake Superdude: I'm, uh...Superdude!
Superdude: Excuse me?
The Sweaty Woman: Quick! Grab the impostor!
(Before anyone can react, Fake Superdude rushes toward Superdude. The two spin around briefly, and end up facing the bank patrons)
Weird Voiced Man: Oh, no! Now we can't tell which one is the REAL Superdude!
Black-Haired Woman: I'm totally confused!
The Sweaty Woman: Talk about conflict!
Penny Lane: Which one is the good Superdude, and which one is the bank robbing evil twin?
Superdude: ...Y'all are kidding me, right?
Fake Superdude: I'm the REAL Superdude! HE'S the impostor!
Superdude: I'm the real one!
Weird Voiced Man: I can't tell which is which!
Penny Lane: What are we gonna DO?
Superdude: What is WRONG with you people? LOOK AT US!
Fake Superdude: He's evil, I tell ya! Evil. Evil!
Superdude: Look, look. I'll prove to you that I'm the real Superdude, aight?
(He picks up a metal bar and twists it into a knot. The patrons applaud)
Superdude: Now do you believe me?
Blond Woman: He IS the real Superdude!
Fake Superdude: Wait, wait! Watch this!
(She grabs a piece of paper and, after a brief struggle, tears it in half)
Weird Voiced Man: That one's got super strength, too!
Superdude: WHAT? That ain't super! Oh, for heaven's sake, look-this is NOT the real Superdude! She's a little girl!
Penny Lane: I've got an idea! Superdude is lactose intolerant!
Superdude: You ain't got to go there.
Weird Voiced Man: Lactose intolerant...what's that?
The Sweaty Woman: Lactose intolerant means that Superdude can't handle dairy products-such as cheese, whipped cream, and especially milk!
Penny Lane: The Sweaty Woman's right! Does anybody have a pitcher of milk?
(The Sweaty Woman has pulled a large pitcher of milk from behind the desk and is drinking from it)
The Sweaty Woman: ...I do!
Penny Lane: Here's how we'll tell them both apart. I'll pour this milk on both of them, and then the real Superdude will be horribly damaged!
Superdude: No, I don't think that that's such a good...
(Penny pours the milk over both of the Superdudes. Fake Superdude only screams, but Superdude falls to the ground)
Superdude: A...E...I...O...
The Sweaty Woman: SHE'S the impostor!
Fake Superdude: The Sweaty Woman's right!
The Sweaty Woman: I'M ON A ROLL!
Fake Superdude: But it's too late! Now with Superdude out of the way, I'm free to take all the money! Then I'll POSE as Superdude, and commit crimes ALL OVER THE WORLD! AAAAHHH HAAA HAA HAA!
(She takes the sacks of money and heads for the door)
Weird Voiced Man: Oh, somebody help Superdude!
The Sweaty Woman: I've got a blow dryer!
(Penny takes the dryer and runs it over Superdude. Meanwhile, Fake Superdude stops to collect a toaster)
Fake Superdude: Almost forgot my free toaster!
(She takes it and goes toward the door)
Fake Superdude: Buh-bye...SUCKERS!
(Superdude is dry by now, and stands up)
Superdude: HOLD IT, you evil bank-robbing impostor! You're not going anywhere!
(He turns around and sends magnetic rays out of his behind. They attract the metal in toaster, and Fake Superdude is pulled back)
Fake Superdude: What happened?
Superdude: I stopped you by using my super magnetic force field from my super butt! You should've let go of the toaster, but you HAD to be greedy, didn't ya?
(Two police officers enter the bank)
Superdude: Aha! Officers, arrest this bank robbing person as my evil twin!
Police Officer: Wow. We just came here to open new accounts and get our free toasters.
Police Officer: Thanks a lot, Superdude! Wow-you two really look identical!
(They take Fake Superdude into custody)
Penny Lane: I guess Evil Supedude picked the wrong day to rob a bank!
Superdude: You are correct. What can I say-you twin some, and you lose some!
(The patrons break into loud, faked laughter)
The Sweaty Woman: I don't get it!...HA HA HA HA HA!

(Detective Dan [Josh Server] has ruined Helga's [Danny Tamberelli]'s wedding.
Helga: YOOOOUUU!! You have angered Helga! (grabs Dectective Dan by his trench coat) Now you must pay!
Detective Dan: Don't mind if I do!

(Earboy [Josh Server] visits Ross Perot [Katrina Thompson]. Earboy notices a bearded man in a box in the middle of the room.)
Earboy: Who is that?
Ross Perot?: Oh, him! That's just my pet.
Earboy: A homeless man?
Ross Perot: Yeah, I found him one day. I liked him, so I took him home.
Earboy: You've got a sick mind.
Ross Perot: I know!

(The Island Girls are visited by Kiki's sister, Didi)
Didi: Hello Hello!
Kiki: I wonder who that is?
Fran: Who care? It's a's a person that's not you!
(She runs to Didi)
Fran: Thank you, whoever you are! I'm rescued! I'm rescued! Finally-I'm rescued!...who are you?
(Didi removes her goggles)
Kiki: Didi!
Didi: Kiki!
Fran: Kiki, who is this?
Kiki: This is my sister, Didi! Didi, this is my bestest friend, Fran!
(She hugs Fran, who looks terrified)

(What the "Whatever Girls" usually say)
Jessica: Okay!
Gina: Okay!
Jessica: Okay!
Both: OKAY!!!

Second Run (seasons 7-10)[edit]

Chelsea Brummet[edit]

Bridgett: "Welcome to my slumber party! The only thing I think about besides boys is boys!"

Abby Rhoades: "Like, okay, okay?"

Mega Butt: "Butt powers ACTIVATE!"

Jack DeSena[edit]

Slimon Bowel: "I hate you all."

Randy Quench: "Here comes me!"

Randy Quench: I'm Randy Quench! Volunteer Fireman!

Carson Daly: "I'm now bleeding from the ears! I hope you're happy!"

Lisa Foiles[edit]

Claudia: "When life gives me lemons, I suck them."

Claudia: "Can I puke?"

Heather Darling: "INCOMING!!!"

Heather Darling: "That's my name!"


Kyle Sullivan[edit]

Harry Bladder: "Weenius nosium!"

[Sacco (Lyons) had enlarged Herhiney's (Foiles) butt.]
Harry Bladder: "Look what you did to her heinie!"

Brian Peafest: "Who will be the next American Idiot?"


Ernie: "Here comes the loopy-de-loop."

Shane Lyons[edit]

Giovonnie Samuels[edit]

Mandy Snackson: "Dawg, you did your thing."

Driving Instructor: "Don't be distracted by distractions!"

Bryan Hearne[edit]

Re-Ron: "I'm Harry Bladder's precocious best friend!"

Zigfried: "KUMQUAT!...jerk."

Jamie Lynn Spears[edit]

Thelma Stump: "Got any bacon?...Bacon's goooood."

Carlee:"I'm Carlee--"
Marlee [Foiles]: "--and I'm Marlee--"
Both: "--and we have a passion for trashin' fashion! Uh-huh!"

Christina Kirkman[edit]

Cindy Lou Rougeneck: "I want some babyback ribs!"

Sunshine Sally: "So, go get the tacos."

Ryan Coleman[edit]

Jim Tasty: "I'm delicious!"

Kianna Underwood[edit]

Kareena Jones: "Sas-er-frass!"

Kareena Jones: "No flapjacks for you TODAY!!"

Denzel Whitaker[edit]

Cupid: "I don't like it now, and I didn't like it when I was a tall white guy!" (the part had previously been played by Lyons)

Jeff Bester: "When it comes to safety, I know bester!"

Jeff Bester: "Yo-yo's going crazy."


Lady in Shane's Mouth [Schneider]: "Don't live in a mouth!"

Brian Peck: "Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars..."

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