Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a 2015 American live action road-adventure family caper comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Randi Mayem Singer and Adam Sztykiel. It is the fourth installment in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film series and is a sequel to the 2011 film, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. The film was released on December 18, 2015, by 20th Century Fox.

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Alvin Seville[edit]

  • To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... we thought we'd throw you a small get...
  • I don't want Miles to be right any more than you do, but it all kind of lines up. New job, new house, new girlfriend, new family.
  • It wasn't so much me as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.
  • Now where in this tin can can I get some snacks?
  • Don't you judge me, Jon Waters, I've seen Pink flamingos.
  • [to RedFoo] You're going to Hollywood!
  • [to the Chipettes] Girls, thank you. We owe you one.
  • You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

Simon Seville[edit]

  • Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks. They're squirrels.
  • The 4 words society fears most.
  • I don't wanna go to jail. I don't wanna go to jail!
  • Whoa. That guy is the mayor of Crazy Town.

Theodore Seville[edit]

  • Ooh, oh... I get to change me!
  • [After he farts] Sorry. Pizzatoots.
  • [singing] ♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny When a girl walks inwith an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed. ♪
  • I don't want to go back to the forest.
  • What are we gonna do?

Dave Seville[edit]

  • Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys.
  • But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life. Literally nothing could ruin it for me.


  • [to Alvin] I can tell that you're trouble.
  • This is my son, Miles.
  • [to Miles] Don't you "Dave, Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone heard everything] because I am so mad right now... that I could just spit!
  • Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.
  • [to Miles] All right, you are not to leave this room. Do you understand, young man?


  • [to the Chipmunks] Where's the Super Glue?
  • My dad died when I was little and I've done just fine without one.
  • That is a... stuffed Alvin doll. You know, from that lame singing chipmunks group.
  • You are lucky I don't flush the both of you down the toilet!


  • Brittany: This is my jizz-am!
  • Jeanette: Oh, boys.
  • Eleanor: [to Theodore] Bye, Theodore-able.
  • RedFoo: [singing] Once upon a time I was fallin' in love...
  • Miss Price: I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on you... So I think I'll use... this one.
  • First class passenger: Uh, actually, I recently flew next to The Chipettes and they were ladies.
  • Judge: On this day... David Seville has officially adopted Alvin, Simon and Theodore to be his children. You three now have all the legal rights of any natural child. Or, chipmunk. I hereby sign this order confirming this adoption.
  • Agent James Suggs: I am the police of the sky!
  • TSA officer: Body search!


Alvin: When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!
Party People: Alvin!
Alvin: Party!
Dave and the Party People: Alvin!
Alvin: Party!

[First lines; Theodore turns on the camera]
Alvin: Are we rolling?
Theodore: Okay, we're rolling. [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon] Dave's birthday message, take 1.
Alvin and Simon: Happy birthday, Dave!
Alvin: We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
Brittany: Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
Alvin: Uh...
Theodore: Take 2.
Alvin: [claps his hands] To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... [The Chipettes wave] ...We thought we'd throw you a small get... [The cellphone is ringing] Hold on, that's the DJ!
Simon: Wait, "DJ"?
Alvin: Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
Simon: Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?! [takes off his glasses angrily]
Alvin: Of course not! The party planner did.
Simon: You hired a party planner?!
Party planner: No, he did not hire a "party planner."
Simon: Oh, thank goodness. [He puts his glasses back on] For a minute there, I...
Party planner: I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
Simon: Oh, boy.
[That night in the backyard]
Alvin: Dave, it's all good. It's just us. [chuckles nervously] Nothing too cra... [Theodore presses the flip button on the cellphone] Theodore, you hit the flip button!
Theodore: Oops! Um, hi.

Jeanette: Is that safe?
Simon: No, it is absolutely not.

[Dave returns with Samantha]
Simon: Oh, Dave, thank goodness.
Alvin: Hey, Dave.
Dave: Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys.
Samantha: Hi.
Theodore: Hi.
[Dave and Samantha look up]
Dave: That's Theodore. He might be the smallest, but he's got the biggest heart.
Samantha: Hi.
Alvin: Ooh, we've heard a lot about you. [Samantha comes close to Alvin] Enchant. [kisses Samantha's finger]
Samantha: I can tell that you're trouble.
Alvin: If by "trouble", you mean "irresistible", then guilty as charged.
Dave: Alvin, of course, and there's Simon.
Simon: So, you're a doctor?
Samantha: I am. Did Dave mention that?
Simon: No, you're wearing a stethoscope.
Samantha: [looks at her stethoscope] Yes, I am. [takes off her Stethoscope] That's embarrassing.
Simon: Would it be okay if I tried it?
Samantha: Yeah, knock yourself out.
[She gives Simon the stethoscope]
Simon: Oh, thank you. [uses a Stethoscope to listen to his heart] Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.
Theodore: So, it's beating?
Dave: Of course it's beating.
Samantha: It's so nice to finally meet you guys.

[Alvin and Miles look at the squirrels]
Miles: I can't believe that worked.
Alvin: It wasn't so much me as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.
[3 squirrels sleeping]
Miles: That's really messed up. Respect.
[They both do a fist bump]
Alvin: Thank you!
Simon: Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks. They're squirrels.
Alvin: Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, once we put them in the shirts from the Alvin, Simon and Theodore dolls... Miss Price won't be able to tell the difference.
Miles: Yeah, let's do it.
Theodore: Ooh, oh... I get to change me!

[Theodore jumps from cage to cage]
Theodore: Hi! I'm Theodore. [The monkey runs to Theodore, he's trap in a cage] Shh. Inside voice. [The monkey looks excited] Please stop. You're gonna make the other animals nervous! [The parrot and the cat looks at Theodore and the monkey, The monkey begs "Please" to Theodore] Uh, okay, I'll let you out. But you have to promise to go back in before we land.
[The monkey smiles]

[In James Suggs' Christmas flashback]
Agent James Suggs: Whoa!
James' Girlfriend: Holy Christmas.
[James' Girlfriend walks down the stairs]
Agent James Suggs: I got a little early gift for you.
James' Girlfriend: Oh, James. You shouldn't have.
[She tries to the gift]
Agent James Suggs: No. Wait a second. [He takes the phone out of his pocket] I want to lnstagram a video of your reaction.
[Agent James Suggs tries to take a picture]
Agent James Suggs: Merry Christmas!
James' Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you!
Agent James Suggs: What?
[James' Girlfriend grabs the present]
James' Girlfriend: Thanks. [Suggs looked Surprised] And The Chipmunks? Grow up, James.
[James' Girlfriend walks away]
Agent James Suggs: Wait.
[Agent James Suggs looks at the Alvin, Simon, and Theodore dolls, He sees more Alvin and the Chipmunks CDs and Plush Toys, he screams in terror]

[The Chipmunks enters the elevator]
Alvin: Hurry, hurry!
Theodore: He's coming!
[The Chipmunks climb up the elevator's bar]
Theodore: Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!
Simon: Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!
[Alvin pushes the button on the elevator, and the elevator's door is closing]
Theodore: [sighs]
Simon: Whew!
Agent James Suggs: Ha!
[Agent James Suggs stops the elevator door, and opens it]
Agent James Suggs: Here's Suggsy! [he does an evil laugh]
Simon: He's like the Terminator!
Theodore: Yeah!
[Agent James Suggs enter the elevator]
Alvin: Oh, no.
Agent James Suggs: This is ironic. We're gonna be going up... but I'm taking you boys down. [he snickers] Now, here's what's gonna happen... I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security... and they're gonna put you in a zoo prison for dangerous animals.
Simon: [gasps] Oh, no.
Agent James Suggs: And then, if you ever get out of there... I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed.
Alvin: Right.
Agent James Suggs: And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna, who will hopefully take me back.
[Simon and Theodore look at each other]
Alvin: Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.
Agent James Suggs: You don't know that.
Simon: Theo, let's go.
Agent James Suggs: I just think there's something wrong with her phone and she's not getting my texts... or the flowers, or my candy grams. [Simon and Theodore opens the emergency hatch] And I, personally, don't think it's uncommon... for someone to move five times a year and change their number. [he laughs] Okay? It's normal.
Alvin: Oh, yeah. Totally normal.
Simon: Alvin!
[Agent James Suggs looks up]
Agent James Suggs: What? What's going on?
Alvin: And that's our cue to leave.
[Alvin pushes the red button, The elevator begins to shake]
Alvin: It has been a treat.
[Alvin runs to his brothers]
Agent James Suggs: No... What are you doing?
Simon: And elevator power off.
Agent James Suggs: [yells] No! No!
[Agent James Suggs tries to reach for the emergency hatch, But the Chipmunks closes the hatch, Agent James Suggs is now stuck in an elevator]

[At American Idol]
Redfoo: [singing] ♪ Once upon a time I was fallin' in love. ♪
Brittany: Oh, boy.
Redfoo: [singing] ♪ Now it's only fallin' apart. ♪
Eleanor: Oh, okay.
Redfoo: [singing] ♪ Nothin' I can say A total eclipse of the HEEAARRTT!!!
Jeanette: Ooh!
[Redfoo stops singing]
Brittany: Um, well...
Alvin: You're going to Hollywood!
[Redfoo looks excited]
Brittany: Alvin!
Redfoo: I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!
[Refoo runs away]
Alvin: Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.
Eleanor: What are you doing here?
Jeanette: Yeah. We're kind of in the middle of auditions.
Alvin: I need your help. We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.
[The Chipettes look at each other]
Brittany: Because it's for Dave, we're in.

[Alvin and the gang begin to sing "Home"]
Alvin: ♪ Oh, you shine bright ♪
♪ Brighter than all the stars ♪
♪ Brighter than fireworks ♪
♪ So, I give you all my love ♪
♪ And you're perfection ♪
♪ Even in your mistakes ♪
♪ Give affection ♪
♪ Even when your heart aches ♪
♪ When I'm away ♪
♪ You're who I'm thinking of ♪
♪ Because ♪
The Chipmunks: ♪ You are my home, home, home ♪
♪ Wherever I may roam ♪
♪ You are the place where I can rest my weary bones ♪
♪ You are my home, home, home You are my home, home, home ♪
Brittany: ♪ You're a diamond (brightening) ♪
♪ Brightening my cloudy skies (sparkling) ♪
♪ Sparkling all through the night (light) ♪
♪ Light me up like fireflies ♪
The Chipettes: ♪ See you shining ♪
♪ Even in the darkness Stand beside me ♪
♪ When I don't deserve it ♪
♪ That's why I say I give you all my love ♪
♪ Because ♪
The Chipettes and The Chipmunks: ♪ You are my home, home, home ♪
♪ Wherever I may roam ♪
♪ You are the place where I can rest my weary bones ♪
♪ You are my home, home, home ♪
♪ You are my home, home, home ♪
The Chipmunks: ♪ You're my #1 ♪
♪ There's no doubt ♪
♪ And we stick together throughout ♪
♪ Like boy scouts, we about ♪
♪ All for one 'till lights out ♪
♪ So Dave, where you at? ♪
♪ Wave your hands, front to back ♪
♪ Everybody take a look around ♪
♪ At my dad, out in the crowd (oh) ♪
Alvin: ♪ We love you Dave (oh, oh, oh) ♪
The Chipmunks and The Chipettes: ♪ You are my home, home, home. ♪

Alvin: Girls, thank you. We owe you one.
Brittany: You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.
Jeanette: Guys, we have to get back to auditions. Ryan's been texting me like crazy.
Brittany: Come on, girls. Let's roll.
Eleanor: Bye, Theodore-able.
[Eleanor giggles, she runs after Brittany and Jeanette, Simon takes off his glasses as he looks at Theodore, who shrugs]

[Dave and the chipmunks arrive home]
Alvin: Hey, official and legal dad?
Dave': Yes, official and legal son?
Alvin: Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, Dad.
Dave: Well, you three are the best official and legal sons an official and legal father could ask for.
Simon: Aw. That's sweet of you to say, Dad.
Theodore: Yeah.
Dave: But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life. Literally nothing could ruin it for me.
[They all enter the house, Dave finds out that the squirrels made a huge mess]
Theodore: Oh, boy.
Simon: [gasps] Alvin.
Alvin: Totally forgot about this.
[One squirrel eats the table, The other rips the curtain]


  • Boys on the hood.
  • Fast & furry-ous.
  • The Road Chip begins Christmas.


Cameo cast
Voice cast

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