Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is a 2011 American adventure comedy film. The film stars Jason Lee, David Cross and Jenny Slate. It was distributed by 20th Century Fox, and produced by Regency Enterprises and Bagdasarian Productions. The film is a sequel to the 2007 "Chipmunks" film and its 2009 "Squeakquel", and was released on December 16, 2011.

This holiday, it's gonna get squeaky.(taglines)

Dialogue

Dave: (screams as the crowd covers their ears) ALVIN!!!

(Later, the Chipmunks, Chipettes, and Dave are seen in their room on the ship. Simon is reading a book, Dave is talking to Alvin, and Theodore is just smelling the food in the basket.)

Dave: We talked about setting rules, Alvin.

Alvin: I'm sorry. I didn't know the agreement meant no fun!

Dave: You're allowed to have fun. When are you going to stop acting like a child?

Alvin: When are YOU going to stop treating me like a child?

Dave: I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grown-up.

Alvin: I'll start acting like a grown-up when you start--

(The Chipettes enter, they just came out of the shower and have towels wrapped around them. They start singing a parody of "Whip My Hair" as the Chipmunks beatbox along.)

Chipettes: ♪ I whip my tail back and forth / I whip my tail back and forth / I whip my tail back and forth / I whip my tail back and forth ♪

Dave: Hey, girls, not now, please. Okay?

Chipettes: Aww.

Alvin: Lame.

Simon: Sorry, Dave.

Dave: I need to get ready for dinner with the captain.

Brittany: (gasps) We're having dinner with the captain?

Dave: No, I am. You're staying here. I have to go apologize for everything Alvin did.

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Dave: Captain, I'm really sorry about what happened. Alvin, he's a kid. He's just trying to have some fun.

Captain Correlli: There's nothing wrong with fun. Our pelican makes sure that everybody on the ship has fun. In fact, in port, he circles the ship on a hang glider. It's really quite amusing. However, my number one priority is the passengers' safety, so I simply cannot have Alvin put himself, or anyone else, at risk again.

Dave: Believe me, I understand.

Captain Correlli: I'm afraid if Alvin breaks any more of our shipboard rules, I will be forced to make him walk the plank.

Dave: I-I'm sorry, what?

Captain Correlli: That was a joke.

Dave: Ahh, yeah. Very funny!

Captain Correlli: Hm, thank you. But in all seriousness, if Alvin breaks any more of our rules, there will be consequences.

Dave: The last thing we want is anybody getting hurt.

Pelican Mascot: Excuse me. (bumps into a waiter, causing him to spill steaming hot gravy on Dave's lap.)

Dave: (gasps) Hot!

Waiter: Sorry.

Dave: Hot! (heads outside and wipes himself off) Unbelievable. Gravy pants.

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Simon: Alvin! Alvin!

Dave: Simon?

Simon: (looks at Dave) I wasn't betting. Honest.

(A guy in a suit comes up to Simon, holding a tray of coins that Simon won from the slot machine that he pulled the lever on earlier.)

guy in suit: Your winnings, sir.

Better: Oh, busted!

(Dave heads outside, holding Simon and Alvin.)

Simon: I didn't sneak out. I mean, I did, but only to stop Alvin.

Dave: Right.

Ian: There they are, Captain.

(Dave sees Ian and the captain. Alvin awkwardly waves at them, and Dave hides Alvin and Simon behind his back.)

Dave: Captain.

(Later at the room, The Chipmunks & The Chipettes stand on the table, having a serious talk with Dave.)

Alvin: Oh, what's he going to do? Make us walk the plank?

Theodore: (gasps) There's a plank?

Dave: No, there's no plank. But if you guys disobey me one more time, you will be off the ship. And you'll miss the International Music Awards. Do you understand?

Eleanor: Yes, Dave.

Jeanette: Uh-huh.

Brittany: Absolutely. But, if those girls were to challenge us to another dance-off, is it okay if we...? N-no, no, o-of course not. Never mind...

Alvin: What if we need to disobey you?

Dave: And why would you need to do that?

Alvin: Well, let's say that you tell me to stay put. "Alvin, if you move from that chair, you're grounded!" But then, I happen to see pirates climbing up ropes, ever so stealthy, from the side of the ship. Now, it would be easy for me to take my trusty old Swiss Army knife and cut the ropes. But I have to stay put. Or do I?

Dave: Yes, Alvin, you do. And what are you doing with a pocket knife?

Alvin: What pocket knife are you referring to?

Dave: Come on, give it to me. You could cut yourself.

Alvin: (hands it over) So, I could have saved the whole ship from robbage and pilgering and you'd still ground me?

Simon: Alvin, there's no such word as robbage. And it's pillaging. But he does have a point, Dave. There's got to be times when you trust us to take matters into your own hands. (puts his paw on Alvin's shoulder.)

Dave: I trusted you tonight and look where that got me! (sighs)

(Dave walks out the room)

Alvin: That's probably just the hot gravy talking.

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Dave: You're all lucky, Captain Correlli has allowed you one more activity.

Alvin: Is it hang gliding, wakeboarding or bungee jumping?

Dave: Nope. (shows them a section of the deck marked with a shuffleboard playing surface) Shuffleboard.

Chipmunks/Chipettes: AWW!

Alvin: Man!

Simon: By my calculations, it appears to be 10% shuffle, 90% board.

Jeanette: (giggles) That's funny.

Simon: Oh, uh, Th-th-thanks. You really think so?

Alvin: You know, Dave, I think I'd prefer the plank.

Dave: Sorry, Alvin, but this is what you get to do. And I get to do something I haven't done in a loooong time: absolutely nothing. (sits down and picks up a magazine to read)

(Dave sits on a lounge chair and pulls out a magazine.)

Alvin: (commentating) Brittany approaches her puck, adjusts her stance... looks over at me, quite annoyed, wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... Realizes I'm not and makes her move...

(Brittany rolls her eyes and shoves the puck, which stops just at the other side of the white line. She has missed.)

Alvin: And... OH! Oh, it's short! (cackles) A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her for the rest of her career!

Brittany: (laughs mockingly) You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.

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(Theodore has woken up, he rubs his eyes and walks to Simon.)

Theodore: Simon. Where are you going?

Simon: (in French accent) Who is this Simon you speak of?

Theodore: You?

Simon: No, my name is not Simon. It is... Simone!

Theodore: That's pretty close to Simon.

Simone: And yet completely different. Would you care to join me on my adventure?

Theodore: What adventure?

Simone: The adventure called life!

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Jeanette: (Simone grabs her hand) W-what are you doing?

Simone: What I've wanted to do since the moment I laid my eyes all over on you. (starts dancing with Jeanette)

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Theodore: Um, Eleanor, would you care to dance?

Eleanor: (Eleanor sees Theodore and smiles at him) I'd love to.

Theodore: With me?

Eleanor: (throws her crutches) Yes, Theodore! (grabs onto Theodore's paws and starts dancing with him)

Brittany: I can't believe Jeanette's getting all the attention. I'm the pretty one. Jeanette's the smart one. You don't see me running around trying to be all smart, do you?

Alvin: I know. I'm the fun one. You're the pretty one!

Brittany: Yeah!

Alvin: Do you know how slippery that dirt is? This is ridiculous. Are you even listening to me? SIMON!

Brittany: Uh, Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave.

Alvin: (shocked, eyes widen) NO!!!!!

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(Dave and Ian are fighting for the candy necklace.)

Dave: Let go!

(The necklace breaks apart and flies off, Ian falls in the bushes. Dave falls down on the ground. The screen pans to Simone and Theodore, who are still running away. The necklace gets onto Simone's body.)

Simone: I've been hit! (Falls dramatically)

Theodore: By Dave's necklace? (Tugs the necklace with his paws.)

Simone: Tell Jeanette I will watch over her... with angel wings. (plays dead)

Theodore: (picks up the candy necklace. Dave rolls onto his belly, and the two of them make eye contact) Dave? (their mouths gradually curl into smiles)

Dave: (picks up Theodore, overjoyed) Ha-ha, Theodore! (Theodore hugs his shoulder)

Simone: (climbs a tree) Dave? Ha ha! Told you we'd find him!

Dave: Simon!

Simone: It is Simone, but I am often confused for this Simon fellow. Perhaps we look alike? (Leans on the tree's branch)

Dave: (confused) Simone?

Theodore: (sees Ian comes out of the bush) Ian!

Ian: Hey, you found the chubby one.

(Theodore looks at his belly, then gives Ian a dirty look.)

Dave: Don't worry, Theodore. Nothing's gonna happen to you. Is it?

(Suddenly, they heard a rumbling sound)

Theodore: What was that?!

Ian: Uh, that's an active volcano.

(The screen goes back to Alvin and The Chipettes. Alvin stands on the barrel, assigning The Chipettes jobs.)

Alvin: Okay, Brittany and I will build the deck. Eleanor, you need to start braiding ropes. Jeanette, find as many coconuts and mangoes as you can. Who knows how long we'll be out there.

Dave: (walks up behind them.) What can I do to help?

The Chipettes: Dave!

(The Chipettes run to Dave, while Alvin looks away. Dave picks up Jeanette and Brittany and holds them close to his chest.)

The Chipettes: You found us! Yay!

Brittany: We missed you so much!

Jeanette: I knew you would find us.

(Eleanor walks slowly to Dave, one of her crutches falls)

Dave: Eleanor! What happened?

Eleanor: You know, just a zip-line accident.

Dave: A what?!

Eleanor: I'm fine. It only hurts when I try to explain it. (Picks up the crutch, smiling at Dave awkwardly)

Dave: Okay, you know what? Never mind. The important thing is you guys are safe. (looks up to see Alvin, who, not looking too happy, can barely look at him. He puts Brittany and Jeanette down and walks over to the barrel that Alvin is standing on.) Alvin? Everything's gonna be okay. Hey, what is it?

Alvin: (saddened) I thought you'd never find us. That you weren't even looking.

Dave: (confused) Why wouldn't I look for you?

Alvin: Because I'm such a pain in the...

Dave: (interrupting him, reassuringly) Alvin.

Alvin: I know, you don't think I'm a pain.

Dave: No, you're a pain. But I'd come, no matter what.

Alvin: (smiles at Dave. Dave picks him up, and he hugs Dave's shoulder)

The Chipettes: *sigh with happiness*

Simone: Arc de Triomphe, mayonnaise, Napoleon...

Ian: Ugh. I get it, Frenchie; you come from a rich history. Well, guess what? We're ALL gonna be history if we don't get out of here.

The Chipettes: (terrified) Uncle Ian?!

Alvin: What's he doing here?

Dave: It's kind of a long story.

Theodore: Don't worry, he's cool.

Simone: Yes, for a pelican man.

Jeanette: (giggles)

Alvin: Oh yeah, nothing cooler than a grown man in a pelican suit.

(Ian glares at Alvin.)

Alvin: So, Dave, how are we gonna get out of here?

Dave: I don't know, Alvin, I think you've got this under control.

Alvin: (smiles) Theodore, you and Eleanor are on rope duty. Dave and Ian, we need oars. Simone, you and Jeanette are in charge of food. And, Zoe...

Zoe: No, I know, I know. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna pack up my balls! (walks away)

Dave: Who's that?

Alvin: Another long story.

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Alvin: Dave. I'm coming with you.

Dave: (looks at Alvin) Absolutely not, it's too dangerous.

Alvin: Remember I said someday I may need to disobey you? Sorry, Dave, but I gotta disobey you.

Dave: (resignedly) Let's go.

(Behind the waterfall, Zoe ties a rope around Jeanette.)

Zoe: You're not coming up until you have every last bit of that treasure! (She puts her close to the hole so she can fit in)

Jeanette: (stammering) B-B-But the volcano's about to explode!

Zoe: Well, then I guess you better hurry, huh?

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Brittany: Now we'll never get to perform at the International Music Awards.

Eleanor: I guess now we're the losers. (makes an 'L' with her fingers, putting it on top of her head, Brittany does the same)

Zoe: (turns to Jeanette) (sighs) Jeanette... I don't know what to say. I guess I was just so obsessed with finding that treasure that I kind of... I lost it. And I'm...I'm really sorry. (Holds up Dunlop) We both are.

Jeanette: (looks at Zoe and smiles awkwardly) Oh, well, apology accepted. (grabs the gold bracelet on her head that Simone gave her and holds it out to her) Here... I want you to have this.

Zoe: (gasps) Really? (chuckles and grabs the gold bracelet and puts it on Dunlop's "head") Look, Dunlop, this is a new beginning for both of us. (Smiles at Jeanette)

Jeanette: (shocked but smiles awkwardly at Zoe again; not wanting to seem mean. Simon jumps off and walks up to her. Jeanette smiles nervously at him.) I hope you don't mind. (chuckles nervously) Simone... gave it to me.

Simon: Oh, n-no, I don't mind. (barely able to make eye contact with her) Y-You know, Jeanette, even the most perfect gem cannot compare to your... beauty.

(Jeanette and Simon smile at each other. Maybe there was a bit of Simone in Simon after all! Meanwhile with Dave and Alvin...)

Alvin: Um, Dave?

Dave: Yes, Alvin?

Alvin: I just wanted to say, now that we're not all...you know...(coughs) dead (chuckles) Sorry.... Sorry. Hm? Heh, Sorry I was acting like a child on the ship. And kind of maybe ruined our family vacation.

Dave: Sometimes a racehorse needs a little room to run.

Alvin: Yes. Yeah. I like where your head's at. That is very wise, David. (gives Dave a fist bump)

Ian: 'Sup? (Holds out fist for a fist bump also but no one gives him one) What, no love for Uncle Ian?

Brittany and Eleanor: You put us in cages!

Ian: Seriously? Are we still talking about that?! New subject: I saved Dave's life!

Theodore: Okay, but I'll be watching you, mister! (looks at Ian through the spyglass)

Ian: (shoots Theodore an "I'm watching you" gesture)

Dave: (looks up at the sky, then back at Alvin) Alvin, you still have that pocketknife I gave you?

Alvin: Knife? Oh, right! (chuckles) Sorry, I meant to give it back. (pulls it out)

Dave: I want you to keep it.

Alvin: Really?

Dave: (points to the sky) Maybe you can use it to signal that helicopter.

(A rescue helicopter flies overhead)

Ian: (jumps up) What? Hey!

Eleanor: Hey!

Brittany: We're down here!

Dave: Hello!

Ian: It's me, Ian Hawke! Jett Records!

(Alvin flips open the knife)

Ian: Guys, circle around!

Rescue crew guy in the Helicopter: Everything's okay! We got you, guys!

(a flash of sunlight reflecting off the knife transitions to the Chipmunks & Chipettes' performance at the International Music Awards)

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(in the wings while the Chipmunks & Chipettes perform at the International Music Awards)

Ian: It's good to be back, huh?

Dave: Sure is.

Ian: Sold Zoe's story to Hollywood. Huge bidding war. Keira Knightley is interested. I'm thinking 50 Cent for me.

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(Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home. Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead bin.)

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, that's full. We're gonna have to gate-check those.

Dave: Are you gonna charge me 25 bucks a bag?

Flight Attendant: Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.

Jeanette: (shivering in her seat) I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?

Simon: But of course.

(Simon jumps up with the tray table to adjust the vent, but pushes a book in front of Brittany aside while landing.)

Brittany: Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!

Simon: Heh, sorry.

Brittany: (pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover) Guess I'll have to read this. She's pretty. Oh wait, that's me!

Dave: All right, head count.

Theodore: (appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag) BOO! (roars until Dave removes the bag) You like my Jungle Monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.

Eleanor: Yeah! Out of a barf bag!

Dave: Yeah, nice. (tosses bag aside and does a head count) Where's Alvin?

Alvin: (over intercom) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an on-time departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button. (The passengers do so.)

Dave: Alvin...

Alvin: (frantically) Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, and uh... enjoy your flight!

Flight Attendant: Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off. (Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever.)

Flight Attendant: Sit, now!

Alvin: Uh-oh.

Dave: But he--

Flight Attendant: Sit! (The cart rolls down the aisle.)

Dave: No, no, no! (the cart crashes into Dave) ALVIN!! (Alvin smiles nervously and the plane takes off, ending the film.)

About Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

• I really try to make movies that are for adults and kids. And you can do it. Because it shouldn’t be torturous to take your kid to a movie. We should all enjoy it. And my favorite thing is when we have a friends and family screening, when a little girl is laughing at a joke and she looks up at her daddy and he’s laughing, too. I’m like, ‘Yes.’ It’s great to have laughs for both of them. But, when they laugh together that is magic to me.
  • Mike Mitchell in "Momtastic Interviews Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked Director Mike Mitchell", by Kathleen Spencer, Momtastic.

Taglines

• This holiday, it's going to get squeaky.
• They're going to rock the boat!

Cast

• Jason Lee — Dave Seville
• David Cross — Ian Hawke
• Jenny Slate — Zoe
• Justin Long — Voice of Alvin Seville
• Matthew Gray Gubler — Voice of Simon Seville
  • Alan Tudyk — Voice of Simone
• Jesse McCartney — Voice of Theodore Seville
• Amy Poehler — Voice of Eleanor Miller
• Anna Faris — Voice of Jeanette Miller
• Christina Applegate — Voice of Brittany Miller

External links

• Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked quotes at the Internet Movie Database