Otis: Ugh, fine! I got a letter today from Krauser Krebs.
Pig: Krauser Krebs?! I've never heard of him.
Otis: You've never heard of him? Check out this flashback.
[a flashback shows Otis as a calf wearing a propeller hat]
Otis: [voiceover] Not a day would go by when I wasn't bullied by Krebs.
Young Otis: [singing]La-la-la-la-la! Someday my head will fit my body
[suddenly, Krebs's shadow looms over him]
Krauser Krebs: [voiceover] Well, well, well! If it isn't Beef Boy?! Time to take a stroll down the meat isle! [punches Otis from offscreen] T-Bone! Rump roast! Filet! Sirloin! Ha! Now let's see what we got in the dairy section!
Young Otis: No, no, not the dairy section!
Krebs: 2%! 1%! Half and half! Haha! Why are you squirting yourself?! Stop squirting yourself! Clean up on isle 3! [laughs] See you tomorrow, Beef Boy! [walks off]
Young Otis: Clean up on isle 3. Clean up on isle 3.
[back in reality]
Otis: Clean up on isle 3. Clean up on isle 3. [sighs] Krebs found me and he's coming for me at 10 A.M. tomorrow!
[Pig looks at a watch]
Pig: It's almost 10. Krebs will be here any minute.
Otis: And I'm so ready!
[the others cheer]
Otis: Yeah, I got my bags all packed and my flight leaves in 2 hours.
Krebs: [voiceover] Yo, Beef Boy!
Otis: Ahh, too late! Hide me!
[as Otis hides behind Abby, Krebs comes closer, and his shadow becomes small revealing that he is really… a duck?]
Krebs: [quacks twice]
[the other animals are confused]
Abby: Hang on a minute. Where's Krebs?
Otis: What do you mean "where's Krebs"? He's standing right there.
Peck: Right where?
Pig: You mean behind a duck?
Goat: Otis? No, I haven't seen him.
Otis: No, not behind a duck, Krebs is a duck!
[the others look at Otis then laugh]
[Peck and Freddy approach Krebs]
Freddy: We heard you're looking for Otis.
Krebs: Hey, you know Otis?
Peck: Oh, yeah. And if you want him, you've got to go through us.
Krebs: Hey, look, I don't want any…
Freddy: Stupid duck says what?
Peck: Stupid duck says what?
[Peck and Freddy laugh]
Peck: You're in for it now, beak-face. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because we were the barnyard's champion taunters. 6 years running!
Krebs: Look, look, guys, I just want to talk to Otis. You see, I recently--
Freddy: We know you are, but what are we?
[Peck and Freddy laugh again, then high-five each other]
Krebs: I'm warning you. Cut it out!
[the duo make goofy sounds, taunting Krebs]
[Krebs's head throbs and his eyes bulge up, turning bloodshot]
Krebs: [blabbering, roaring]
[Krebs spins into a fight cloud]
Peck: Hey, Fred, are you--?
Freddy: Run away!
[Peck and Freddy try to run away from the fight cloud, but Krebs yanks them in, beating them up]
Freddy: [poking out]Mommy!!!
[Peck and Freddy are thrown into the barn doors]
Pip: Holy beatdown!
Duke: He can't do that to our friends! Come on, fellas!
Otis: No, don't! He'll turn you into pieces while enumerating the parts of your body in an assaulting fashion!
[Pig, Pip and Duke charge toward Krebs, but are caught in the fight cloud]
Narrator: 230 minutes later…
[Krebs continues beating up Pig, Pip and Duke]
[in a clip called "Ask Dr. Pig"]
Pig: Hello, I'm Dr. Pig, and I'm here with the word about bullying. Bullying is a misdirected attempt at attention rooted in anger and frustration.
[suddenly, Krebs bursts through the wall]
Krebs: Roar! [starts beating up Pig]
Pig: Ow! Hey, I'm a doctor! There's only one thing! Help! [Krebs throws him, leaving a hole-shape of himself in the wall of the barn] Whoa! Oof!
Krebs: Here's Krebsy!
Otis: [as he watches Krebs beat up Abby] Oh, no, not Abby! Now he's gone too far!
Krebs: [after finishing Abby off] I'll ask one more time. Where's Otis?!
Otis: I'm right here, Krebs, and you're done pushing my friends around!
Krebs: Otis! Finally! Listen, I just want--
Otis: Have at you! [beats up Krebs] Duck sauce! Spicy wings! Crispy meat roll! Duck Gallarate! [belly flops on top of him]
Pip: Otis, you did it!
[the others cheer for him]
Otis: I did it! I faced my fear! [suddenly, Krebs lifts him up off of himself] It's like I feel a foot taller. [Krebs spins Otis and throws him against the barn]
[Krebs goes to do something to Otis]
Krebs: [lifting his fist for a moment, then holds his wing out to Otis] Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Otis: [looking confused] Huh? What do you mean? [as Krebs helps him up] Aren't you going to pound me and use my ego as a chew toy?
Krebs: No! Otis, I came here to apologize for being a jerk to you as a kid.
[Duke has been replaced with an imposter named Baxter at the vet]
Dr. Glove: OK, Baxter, it's doggy-doctor time! Who loves his doggy-doctor? You do, yes you do, yes you do!
Duke: [mumbled protestation]
Dr. Glove: Aw, don't be scared boy, this won't hurt at all. [reads "Duke's" chart] Oh, deep de-worming. I was wrong. [starts up a giant machine] This is gonna hurt! Yes it is, yes it is!
[Duke recoils in terror]
Dr. Glove: Aw, relax, Baxter, the worst is over, yes, it is, yes, it is! [takes off safety goggles and reads the chart again] Oops, I'm wrong. Says here I have to flush out your brain hole. [picks up a large syringe-like device] Who's got a dirty brain. Baxter does, yes, he does!
[Duke is mortified]
Duke: Hang in there, Duke. You've been poked, drilled, humiliated, but there's nothing they can do to break you. Nothing!
Dr. Glove: [returns with a bucket of leeches] OK, Baxter, time for your butt-leeching. Who's going to his butt leeched? Baxter is, yes, he is!
Duke: OK, that's it! [knocks leeches into Glove's face and runs away]
Dr. Glove: Oh, the leeches are on my face. [stumbles into wall] Who's draining my face blood? [hits head on examination lamp] You are, yes you are! [collapses from blood loss/head trauma]
Duke: Stamps, these are my friends, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip,
Pip: What's up?
Peck: Hi there!
Duke: and Freddy.
Freddy: [muffles "hello" with an arrowed plunger on his face]
Stamps: It's nice to meet you. I can't stay long, Dukey. We just want to stop by and get your blessing, then it's off to Vegas for the wedding.
Otis: Vegas? That's practically in Asia. Why don't you guys just get married here at the barnyard?
Stamps: Oh, we wouldn't want to be a bother.
Abby: Oh, it's no bother. The farmer's away for the whole week at Fire Dance Camp.
[at Fire Dance Camp, the farmer, wearing a grass skirt, fire dances]
Stamps: In that case, we loved to get married here!
[Otis and the others are excited]
Duke: So, Stamps, where's my future bro-in-law anyway?
Stamps: Right behind me with the bags. Here he comes now.
[a figure, with its legs seen, carries three bags]
Duke: Look at him, carrying your bags all gentlemanly. I like this guy already.
Male voice: Thanks, Darren.
[the figure drops the bags revealing that it's really Baxter!]
Baxter: I like you, too.
[as Otis and the others gasp in shock, Freddy pulls the arrowed plunger off of his face]
Baxter: That's right. Your sister and I are getting hitched.
Duke: Whoa, whoa! [pushes his nemesis aside] Stamps, you can't marry this guy! He's a total conman!
Otis: Yeah, he stole Duke's identity and try to get him kicked out of the barnyard!
Abby: And then he tricked the farmer into adopting him and got Duke kicked out of the house!
Pig: And once he cut off a guy's hand and expelled him from the Jedi Council!
Pip: Dude, that was a movie.
Pig: I like movies.
[a flashback shows Pig, disguise as a boy, watching a horror movie in a movie theater]
Pig: Don't go in there, the monster's in there! Don't do it, old friend! You believe this? It's like she's not even listening. [answers the phone] Hey, I'm at the movies. Alice just went into the room where Dracula is waiting. Well, of course, I've warned her!
[back in reality]
Duke: I'm telling you. This guy is trouble.
Stamps: Dukey, it's OK. Baxter has told me all about his past, but he's different now.
Baxter: That's right, Dakron, your sister's love has made me a new dog.
Stamps: Will you please give us your blessing, Dukey? [looks at her brother with puppy dog eyes]Please??
Duke: Oh, geez, with the puppy dog eyes? Alright, but I'll be watching you, buddy.
Stamps: Thanks, Dukey! Ain't that wonderful, honey?
Baxter: It sure is, Cuddle-wuggles. Give me some sugar.
[as Stamps and Baxter rub their noses together, Duke growls angrily while gritting his teeth]
Stamps: [after Duke tricked Baxter] I heard the whole thing, Baxter! You lying, no-good, flimflamming...!
Baxter: But, Stimpy, I can explain!
Duke: [putting Baxter in a cage on the catapult from "The Good, The Bad, and the Snotty"] You're busted, Baxter. Have fun on your honeymoon.
Baxter: Wait, Derek! You can't do this! I'm your husband!