Beastie Boys
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The Beastie Boys is an American alternative hip hop music group from New York City: Brooklyn and Manhattan.
Classic Beastiality
[edit]Licensed to Ill
[edit]- Yo ho ho and a bottle of Brass Monkey,
And when my girlie shakes her head, she sure gets funky.- Rhymin' and Steali
- Down with Adrock and Mike D. and you ain't,
And I got more juice than Picasso got paint.- - "The New Style"
- Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike.- - "The New Style"
- Some voices got treble, some voices got bass,
We got the kind of voices that are in your face!- - "The New Style"
- D. pulled me over said, 'Hide your gold,
The girl is crafty like ice is cold!- She's Crafty
- I keep a pistol in my pocket so you better be cautious,
Fly around the world, but it kinda makes me nauseous.- Posse in Effect
- I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back,
My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack,
She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler,
Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler.<pr> - "Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell,
I got the tree on my mirror so my car won't smell.- Slow Ride
- Got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.- Posse in Effect
- Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom.- Girls
- Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted!).- Fight for Your Right (to Party)
- Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name was M.C.A., I said "Howdy ", he said, "Hi."- Paul Revere
- Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill.
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill.
Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer?
I run this land, you understand, I made myself clear.- Paul Revere
- Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum,
I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from.- Hold It Now - Hit It
- Because you're pud-slappin, ball-flappin, got that Juice
My name is Mike D and I can do the Jerry Lewis- Hold It Now - Hit It
- We got the bottle, you got the cup,
Come on everybody let's get fff...up!
Paul's Boutique
[edit]- "Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float,
My man M.C.A.'s got a beard like a billy goat." - "Shake Your Rump"
- "The Patty Duke, The Wrench, and then I bust The Tango,
Got more rhymes than Jamaica's got mangoes." - "Shake Your Rump"
- "Running from the law and the press and the parents,
`Is your name Michael Diamond?`
No mine's Clarence." - "Shake Your Rump"
- "Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless,
Sometimes drunk and he's always phoneless." - "Johnny Ryall"
- "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg." - "Egg Man"
- "Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm gettin' pushed
Don't step to me cuz you're gonna get mushed" - "High Plains Drifter"
- "No one really knows what I'm talkin' about,
And yeah that's right, my name's Yauch." - "The Sounds Of Science"
- "Break up with your girl, it ended in tears,
Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear." - "Hey Ladies"
- "There's more to me than you'll ever know,
And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh" - "Hey Ladies"
- "Rapid fire Louie, like Rambo got bullets
I'ma die harder, like my kid Bruce Willis" - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"
- "Predetermined destiny is who I am
You got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam" - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"
- "I am like "Clockwork Orange", goin' off on the town
I've got homeboys bonanza to beat your ass down" - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"
- "First I drink, then I got drunk
I barfed, and then I stunk
I'm short, but I can dunk
And my dick is a tree trunk" - "Car Thief (demo version)"
- "I'm a writer, a poet, a genius; I know it
I don't buy cheeba; I grow it." - "Car Thief"
- "You're all mixed up like pasta primavera
Yo, why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man?" - "What Comes Around"
- "I've got more stories than JD's got Salinger
I hold the title, and you are the challenger" - "Shadrach"
- "Pickpocket gangsters paying their debts
Caught a bullet in the lung from Bernhard Goetz" - "Stop That Train"
- "I ride around town cuz my ride is fly
I shot a man in Brooklyn just to watch him die" - "Hello Brooklyn"
- "Girl, you should be with me, you should drop that bum
Cuz I got more flavor than Fruit Striped Gum" - "Lay It On Me"
- "Money Mark, you know he's not having it,
Just give him some wood and he'll build you a cabinet." - "Finger Lickin' Good"
- "`Professor, whats another word for pirates' treasure?`
`Why I think it's booty!`" - "Professor Booty"
- "You shoulda' never started something you couldn't finish,
'Cause writing rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach." - "Professor Booty"
Ill Communication (1994)
[edit]- I've got more rhymes than I've got grey hairs
And that's a lot because I've got my share- Sure Shot
- I want to say a little something that's long overdue
The disrespect to women has got to be through
To all the mothers and sisters and the wives and friends
I want to offer my love and respect to the end- Sure Shot
Hello Nasty
[edit]- "Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken,
And when I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken." - "Super Disco Breakin`"
- "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast." - "The Move"
- Have you seen what I mean,
I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams."- Remote Control
- So I got a little something for your pay-per-view,
Like Don King I've got the crazy hair do.- Remote Control
- "Well ice is cold and fire's hot." - "Unite"
- If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
I like my sugar with coffee and cream" -
- Intergalactic
- If you got bad breath then maybe try scope
And if you wash your ass you best use soap- Unite
- So kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins
'Cause when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim- Body Movin
The Sounds of Science
[edit]- "Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny,
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny." - "Boomin' Granny"
- "A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady,
Well I'm twenty-six, and you're eighty." - "Boomin` Granny"
- "Because I saw you at the checkout line,
You dropped your coupons, and you were lookin' fine." - "Boomin` Granny"
- "Sophisticated, and so mature,
I couldn't really care if you were fifty, or seventy-four." - "Boomin' Granny"
- Dip dip dive, so-socialize
Open up your ears, and clean out your eyes.- "Alive"
To the 5 Boroughs
[edit]- "All you Trekkies and TV addicts
Don't mean to diss don't mean to bring static
All you Klingons in your grandma's house
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud" - "Ch-Check It Out"
- "I said Doc, what's the condition,
I'm a man that's on a mission,
He said son, you'd better listen,
Stuck in your ass is an electrician." - "Ch-Check It Out"
- "I went to get a loan and they asked my race,
I wrote down human inside the space,
It's a disgrace how they try to debase,
It ain't the banks damn business how my lineage trace." - "Right Right Now Now"
- "Hey could you please pass me the peas,
And let me get a tissue if you think your'e gonna sneeze." - "Rhyme The Rhyme Well"
- "Adrock, A.K.A.,
Sharp cheddar, my rhymes are better." - "Triple Trouble"
- "Which one of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look,
Give it back, you're wicky wack." - "Hey Fuck You"
- "I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex,
'Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks." - "Hey Fuck You"
- "Your rhymes are fake like a Canal Street watch,
You're hearing me and you're like `Oh my god it's Sasquatch!`" - "Hey Fuck You"
- "I don't care what you heard, or care what you seen,
I swear it wasn't me in Bear magazine,
Because I'm not that hairy, oh contrary." - "Oh Word?"
- "What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest?
You know my name's Adam, stop callin' me Phyllis." - "The Brouhaha"
- "I'm the one that won that dance contest,
'Cause you know I dance the best." - "All Lifestyles"
- "Like George Whipple on New York 1,
Got a hairy ass and that's no fun!." - "That`s It That`s All"
Dance Moves
[edit]- "October 31st, that is my date of birth,
I got to the party and I did the Smurf." -The New Style
- "I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis,
I like Bullwinkle but I don't like Moose." - Posse In Effect
- "Mike D.'s day off everyday of the week,
I got to the party and I did the Freak" - Posse In Effect
- "Because you're pud-slapping, ball-flapping, got that juice,
My name's Mike D. and I can do that Jerry Lewis." - Hold It Now - Hit It
- "The Patty Duke, the Wrench, and then I bust the Tango,
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos." - Shake Your Rump
- "Jump the turnstiles, never pay the toll,
I did the Doo-Wah Diddy and bust 'em with the Pre-Roll." - 3-Minute Rule
- "I am known to do the Wop,
Also known for the Flintstone Flop." - Intergalactic
- "I wanna do the Freak until the break of dawn,
Tell me party people, is that so wrong?" - Body` Movin
- "Now I'm a break it down to the brass tacks,
Do the Biz Mark dance and the Cabbage Patch." - Alive
- "Well I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh,
T-shirt and no pants and I dance the Bugaloo." - That`s It That`s All
