Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon?
[mumbling to herself] It's fraught with peril. They gossip, you know, they talk. I saw Danny. Yes, did I tell you? He's getting married. A weekend in Palm Beach means I can wear... what could I wear? I can wear the Dior dress I bought in Paris. Yes, my black dress. Well, Hal always used to surprise me with jewelry. Extravagant pieces. I think he used to buy them at auction. It's so obvious what you're doing. You think I don't know. French au pair. ["Blue Moon" begins playing] This was playing on the Vineyard. "Blue Moon". I used to know the words. I used to know the words. Now they're all a jumble.
Jasmine: The flight was bumpy, the food was awful. I mean, you'd think, first class...
Ginger: I thought you said you were broke.
Jasmine: [pause] Well, yes. I'm tapped out. Really, I mean the government took everything.
Ginger: [pause] Well, you look great.
Jasmine: Oh, now who's lying!
Chili: Well how long you planning on staying with Ginger?
Jasmine: No one wants to get out of here as fast as I do.
Chili: [offended] I'm sure. This is a big comedown from what you're used to.
[Hal buys Jasmine a palatial house]
Hal: So what do you think?
Jasmine: I love it! You shouldn't spoil me so.
Hal: Well why not? Who else am I going to spoil?
Augie: When your sister had all that money, she wanted nothing to do with you. Now that she's broke all of a sudden she's moving in.
Ginger: She's not just broke. She's all screwed up.
Ginger: You think Al is a step up from Chili?
Jasmine: Anybody is a step up from Chili.
Dr. Flicker: Have you ever gotten high on nitrous oxide?
Dr. Flicker: It would remove your inhibitions.
Jasmine: I don't really have any inhibitions.
Matthew: Mom said you started screaming in the street.
Jasmine: Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there's only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.
Chili: She doesn’t care about you! She’s a phony!
Jasmine: Can you please not fight in here? I don’t think I can take it. For some reason my Xanax isn’t kicking in.
[Dwight kisses Jasmine]
Jasmine: Oh! That's... sudden.
Dwight: What's your reaction?
Jasmine: My reaction is you can do it again if you want.
[Jasmine finds her estranged stepson Danny working in a music store, where he reveals that he found out about her calling the FBI on Hal]
Danny: As disillusioned as I was with him, I hated you more.
Jasmine: The moment I did what I did, I regretted it.
Danny: I don't wanna discuss it. It's past. It's over. You can't take back that phone call.
Jasmine: I need you, Danny.
Danny: I don't wanna see you, Jasmine. I want the past past. I've become a different person, thanks to my wife. I'm off drugs. Just please, don't spoil everything. Just get out of my life so I can move on.
[Jasmine returns to the apartment to find that Ginger and Chili are back together]
Jasmine: Oh, for Christ sake! What's wrong with your self esteem?! There's a world of men out there who never think about ripping the phone out of the wall!
Ginger: Hey, leave him alone. You're always picking on him.
Jasmine: No, you choose losers, okay? Because that's what you think you deserve. And that's why your living like this and that's why you'll never have a better life.
Ginger: [tearfully] I'm.. I'm living... I'm living like this! Because you married the biggest loser of all! And went your own sweet way! While he pissed away my one big chance to make a better life!