Jews on a Plane
- debuted 20 April 2016, 10th episode in season, 30th overall
So I've been meaning to tell you, that was a sick mile high joke
I wasn't joking.
The Moyel Chai Club.
You know how moyels suck baby dick?
Wait, wait, what's a moyel?
Honestly, are you Jewish? You're not supposed to be on this trip if you're not.
Dude, I'm sorry, what the (bleep) is a moyel, and why are they sucking baby dick?
A moyel is the Jewish dude who performs the circumcisions. You know, like a... a bris. So they don't do it in the hospital, so these rabbis can do whatever they want. So they take the detached baby foreskin, and they roll it around in their mouths with wine. (retching) And then they suck the baby dick itself to stop the bleeding.
What the (bleep) are you talking about?
So at every bris, someone sucks a baby dick?
Only the most sacred ceremonies do we get to have the baby dick sucking.
They get to have it?
Yeah, it's like, Christian people get the Nilla wafer and we get... Like a sacrament.
It's a wafer and when you take it in your mouth, you let go of all your sins. It's actually like, a beautiful ceremony.
So we're going to Israel right now, and we're supposed to be Jewish. Anyway, Moyel Chai Club. I want to (bleep) a dick on this flight, babe! An adult dick, obviously.
I can't believe that you want to (bleep) a dick after everything that just came out of your mouth.
Something about doing it in the sky.