Broad City/Season 5
Appearance
Broad City is an American television sitcom, created by and starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson that aired on Comedy Central (2014-2019).
"Stories" [5.01]
[edit]" SheWork and Shit Bucket" [5.02]
[edit]"Bitcoin & the Missing Girl" [5.03]
[edit]"Make the Space" [5.04]
[edit]"Artsy Fartsy" [5.05]
[edit]- Lincoln Rice: [At a restaurant] Communication is dope. On the long-term front, I would like to bring up an issue with the state of Maryland.
- Ilana Wexler: Mm-hmm.
- Lincoln Rice: I think I'd like to move there.
- Ilana Wexler: You just want to up and move to middle-of-nowhere Maryland?
- Lincoln Rice: Well, I'm from there, so my whole family would be there. My brother's a dentist, also, and we've always wanted to start our own practice, "The Tooth Factory." And there's lots of great schools there.
- Ilana Wexler: Schools? So, w- w- what, like, cars drive around them slower, and it's safer to walk?
- Lincoln Rice: No. Schools are... for the children that I father to attend.
- Ilana Wexler: Are we... Are we still discussing this year? I don't really remember reviewing this for my notes.
- Lincoln Rice: Well, I guess while looking at this year's points, I looked ahead at next year and the year after that.
- Ilana Wexler: Is this about the rom-coms? 'Cause I'll watch one every weekend, you know? And I'll just rip a bong and laugh really sincerely, and I'll learn to love them.
- Lincoln Rice: No, it's just that, I want to buy a house. I've been looking on Zillow. Houses aren't even that expensive in Maryland. And I want to have kids, and I want to get married.
- Ilana Wexler: Lincoln, I'm only 27. What am I, a child bride? You know, I don't know that I never want it. I just definitely don't want it right now. I could commit to a kid when I'm like... 43. Lincoln, I just figured out that I want to go back to school and focus on my wizness. I'm on a New York City timeline.
- Lincoln Rice: Do you ever think you'd change your mind?
- Ilana Wexler: At this point, I can't move on this.
"Lost and Found" [5.06]
[edit]"Shenanigans" [5.07]
[edit]"Sleep No More" [5.08]
[edit]"Along Came Molly" [5.09]
[edit]"Broad City" [5.10]
[edit]External links
[edit]- Broad City/Season 5 quotes at the Internet Movie Database