Bugs Bunny's Creature Features

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Invasion Of The Bunny Snatchers

Bugs Bunny's Thanksgiving Diet

Bugs Bunny

  • Psst! Come here, doc! Guess what. You're entering another dimension. Welcome to a world where things aren't seldom what they seem. Come with us as the boundaries has common sense, the guidelines of good taste. That's the sign post up ahead. Next stop, Bugs Bunny's Creature Features! First, me in the Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers.
  • [After Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers ended.] Next on Bugs Bunny's Creature Features, Daffy gets a supernatural lesson in daving dos and don'ts in The Duxorcist!
  • [After The Duxorcist ended.] Eh. Next! The Night of the Living Duck! A story of a little black duck who learns that reading too many comic books can lead to monstrous consequences!


Bugs: Another new day and I'm full of pep.
Elmer Fudd: Come out of there, you wetch!
Bugs: [climbs the ladder] Gee. It's great to have friends!
Elmer Fudd: Say yer pwayers, Wabbit! [Bugs clogs his gun with a carrot] Oh. You meano, whatno...
Bugs: He likes me! He really likes me!
Elmer Fudd: I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!
[At the desert...]
Bugs: I never realized how lucky I was that so many people wanted to kill me!
[Bugs gave Sam and anvil and he falls off a cliff. Later...]
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Rabbit season!
Daffy: I Say it's Duck season! And I say, fire!
[The hunters shoot Daffy.]
Bugs: Ah. It's a wonderful life!
Daffy: You're unspeakably despicable!
[The scene irises out on Bugs Bunny.]