Camp Lazlo

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Camp Lazlo is an American animated television series created by Joe Murray for Cartoon Network. It was produced by Cartoon Network Studios. The show revolves around Lazlo, a spider monkey who attends a Boy Scout-like summer camp with a cast of anthropomorphic animal characters. It was broadcast from July 2005 to March 2008 on Cartoon Network.

Theme song[edit]

Slinkman: Attention, campers, Attention, campers. It's time for Camp Lazlo.
Choir: ♪ There were two scouts who made a friend ♪
♪ And Lazlo was his name-o. ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
Totem Poles: ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
Sleeping bags: ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
Stuffed animals: ♪ And Lazlo was his name-o. ♪
Choir: ♪ And then the trio went to camp and turned it upside-down-o. ♪
Bean Scouts: ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
Chip: ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
All: ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ And Lazlo was his name-o. ♪
Yodeler: [off-screen] Yodelay-hee!

Season 1[edit]

Gone Fishin' (Sort of) / Beans Are from Mars[edit]

Lazlo: I'm sorry we sunk your fancy boat, and mistook you for a lake monster, but you gotta understand. We were just trying to help you catch a fish.
Lumpus: Help me? Help me?! You really want to help me?
Lazlo, Raj, and Clam: Yes.
Lumpus: Help me catch a fish?
Lazlo, Raj, and Clam: Yes.
Lumpus: The only way you three bozos can help me catch a fish is to get as far away from me as possible and not help me at all!!

Lazlo: Scoutmaster Lumpus, [Lazlo opens the monster’s mouth] do you need our help? because you asked us not to help.
Lumpus: [sarcastically] Oh, no. I’m just getting eaten by a ferocious lake monster. Don’t worry about me. What makes you think I need your...
Lazlo: Okay! [closes the monster's mouth]
Lumpus: Lazlo!
[Lazlo opens the monster’s mouth again]
Lazlo: Yes?
Lumpus: Eh, I do need your help. And look, I caught a fish!
Lazlo: Wow! Hey! Look you guys, a fish! We caught a fish!

Patsy: [crying] I never thought my Lazlo could be... an alien!
[The masked Squirrel scouts have just tied up the Jelly beans]
Raj: Who-who are you?
Clam: Wh-what d'ya want?
Lazlo: [sniffs] And why do you smell so nice?
Patsy: [giggles]
Lazlo: The patient's eyes are googly again!
Lazlo: It's so cold, I can see my breath! (breathing out snowflakes) Hey, what's wrong with Clam?
[Clam is getting a brain freeze]
Raj: [laughs] He has what we call the "brain freeze." [gets a brain freeze with His face except for his nose imploding inside his head]
Lazlo: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Brain freeze! [gets a brain freeze and making funny faces, as the Squirrel Scouts laughed at them outside the cabin]
Gretchen: Be careful!
Nina: Your faces could stick that way.
Patsy: Especially since you just ate 16 gallons of frozen glue.
Nina: And, uh, [her glasses slip] everyone knows that aliens don't eat ice cream. [re-adjusts her glasses]
Lazlo: Oh, yeah? Let's recharge!

Snake Eyes / Racing Slicks[edit]

Patsy: But I knew kung-fu! [jumps around making karate noises] And ninjitsu! [jumps around making more karate noises] And bok choy! [stands triumphantly]
Lazlo, Raj and Clam: Ooo! Bok choy!
Raj: She's quite the charmer. She has got ferocious nostrils.
Patsy: I happened to be an expert on snakes. I am a mongoose!
Raj: Wow, that's one angry caribou!
Lazlo: But you said you beat up a snake with it's own brass knuckles!
Patsy: What part of "I lied" don't you understand?
Lazlo: [right after Edward, Dave and Ping-Pong scream] What was that?
Raj: I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.
[Talking about Skip]
Patsy: That's funny. Where did he go?
Raj: Great holly! They're dropping like flies!!
Edward: If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.
Ping-Pong: Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. I ordered the snake?
Edward, Dave and Ping-Pong: THE SNAKE!! AAAAAH!!!
[The Lemmings are hiding behind a tree]

Campers: ♪ Go-cart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. ♪
♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-doo-da-day. ♪
Raj: ♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪
Lazlo: ♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪
Clam: ♪ Da-day. ♪
Campers: ♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-do-da... ♪
Lumpus: Will you can it with the singing?!
Slinkman: Sir, they're just excited about building their own go-carts for the big annual race.

Lights Out / Swimming Buddy[edit]

Slinkman: As shadow puppet Lumpus: Grumble, grumble, I'm very annoyed. Slinkman! Slinkman! As shadow puppet Slinkman: Reporting for duty, sir. As shadow puppet Lumpus: I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out! As shadow puppet Slinkman: I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight. As shadow puppet Lumpus: [clears throat]
Lumpus: [walks into Jelly Bean Cabin] Slinkman! Slinkman!
Slinkman: Reporting for duty, sir.
Lumpus: I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out!
Slinkman: I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight.
Lumpus: [clears throat]

Raj: [staring down the pool] It looks like a peanut!
Almondine: I haven't taken my log for a walk in a long time.
Lazlo: Now, just take this wet sponge...
Raj: [gasps then screams]
Lazlo: Thimble of water...
Raj: [screams]
Lazlo: Drop?
Raj: [screams]
Lazlo: Molecule?
Raj: Ahhh... Wait! Which type of molecule?
Lazlo: Uh, water.
Raj: [screams]
Lazlo: Now then, repeat after me: You are one with the lake!
Raj: I am one with the lake! I am stuck, like a salamander.

The Weakest Link / Lumpy Treasure[edit]

Raj: What are we going to do? I inflamed the map... [He sobs hysterically] We will never find the rock! Never find water!... I'm already dizzy from dehydration.

Lumpus: [nervously to Commander Hoo-Hah] But my campers are right here... [points to a bunch of rag dolls with hats sitting on a log]

Ping Pong: Who knew that bear would be attracted to the meat flavored lip balm in my pocket?
Dave: I wish we had that lip balm for breakfast.

Samson: That way!
Edward: That way!
[The night falls as Samson and Edward continue arguing about which way back to camp]
Samson: That way!
Edward: That way!
Samson: That way.
Edward: That way. [He looks at his finger] You're probably right. It was that way.

Raj: Oh this is nice you guys are very civilized.
Clam: Like hot tub like hot tub
Big Hairy Mountain Man: Do you like Big Hairy Mountain Man massage?

Timmy and Tommy: "My treasure! What, my treasure?" [strangles each other]

Prickly Pining Dining / Camp Kidney Stinks[edit]

Sampson: Merp. I miss Camp Kidney. Merp. I miss the other scouts. Why? Why? Why are my eyes burning up?!

Slinkman: Is everything okay, sir?
Lumpus: Yeah, we're good. [pushes the scouts to the exit] Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Slinkman: But, sir, you're forgetting...
Tarson: You call that a tip?!
[Tarson revs a chainsaw and saw the table he stands on]

Lazlo: Did you hear that? The soap dispensers makes a silly sound. It's a good thing we're behaving, or I'd be tempted to make it again!
Clam: Press it again.

Beans & Pranks / Movie Night[edit]

Lumpus: I was once a bean scout too, you know.
Lazlo: Really?! [imagines a young Scoutmaster Lumpus]
Young Lumpus: That's "Loompus!" [kicks his scoutmaster in the shin]
Lazlo: Cute!

Lumpus: Pass the marshmallows please, Alvin.
Edward: Edward.

Commander Hoo-Ha: Lumpus, for not following the rules, no more milky wilky for you... ever!

Slinkman: Sir, we have a little problem.
Lumpus: Yeah, I know! Who let a monkey in the projector room?

Lazlo: Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?
Edward: [mimicking Lazlo] "How was your movie night"? How was my movie night?! I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it? How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?!?
Lazlo: Okay, maybe later!

[Raj uses a "happy buzzer" on himself instead on someone else]
Raj: This is marvellous! I'm like a hiccupping jumping bean!

Season 2[edit]

Parent's Day / Club Kidney-Ki[edit]

Lumpus: You want me to blow your mind?! Because I'll blow your mind! I LIED!!!!!

Lumpus: I love you Raj!
Raj: Yeah Yeah ditto. Let's just do this.

Lumpus: I despise you Lazlo.
Lazlo: I love you Scoutmaster Lumpus!
Lumpus: I despise you Lazlo!
Lazlo: I love you Scoutmaster Lumpus!
Lazlo: I love you Scoutmaster Lumpus!

Love Sick / Hello Dolly[edit]

[Raj has prepared a special tea for Clam]
Raj: Careful, Lazlo.
Lazlo: [spills some tea] Oops.
Raj: Don't spill it!
[The tea eats a hole on the floor]
Lazlo: Wow! It's like magma from the Earth's core.
Raj: More powerful than that. You must be quite mindful.

Edward: Oh, and Lazlo
Lazlo: Yes, Edward?
Edward: Than...clean up this mess, you loser!

Edward: [seeing that Veronica was gone] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[Edward's scream was heard in the camp, including The Jelly Beans staring at a pinecone]

The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain / Dead Bean Drop[edit]

Lazlo: Scoutmaster Lumpus, I think I broke my leg!
Lumpus: We'll cut it off later!

Raj: Scoutmaster Lumpus, I need some advice.
Lumpus: Here's some advice, cut the funny accent.

[Scoutmaster Lumpus and the Bean Scouts gather in the forest]
Lumpus: Today, we take part in the time-honored tradition of placing relics of today into time capsules to be opened by future generations of tomorrow. What do you got?
[The porcupine holds an alarm clock in his hands]
Porcupine: Time for the time capsule!
[He places it in the capsule]
Lumpus: Next! [He screams when he sees the beaver with big red lips] Bee sting?
[The beaver removes the lips. They were actually wax lips]
Beaver: Wax lips.
[Lumpus smacks his forehead and groans]
Lumpus: Next!
[The Beaver puts the wax lips in the time capsule. The Dung Beetles are inside]
Dung Beetles: We're ready!
Chip: For the future!
Lumpus: Next.
[Lazlo arrives]
Lazlo: Hey, Scoutmaster Lumpus.
Lumpus: What is it, kid?
Lazlo: Did you have a time capsule back when you went to Camp Kidney?
Lumpus: [flatly] Mmm-hmm.
Lazlo: Wow! So what did you put in it?
Lumpus: My youth.
Lazlo: How 'bout you, Slinkman?
Raj: What did you put in it?
Clam: Slinkman put in?
[The other scouts agree]

I've Never Bean in a Sub / The Great Snipe Hunt[edit]

Old Turtle: Still the champ! Still the champ!

Patsy: He's dreamy...
Ms. Mucus: He's putting us out of business!

Samson: I heard about these kinds of things. The insane Scoutmaster takes his troupe out to the woods, uh, there's an axe, and a pile of bones, and, and some marbles, an' a bag of cereal! An' all they find is an eyebrow!
[Lumpus glares at Samson, now wearing a huge bushy monobrow]

Hello Summer Goodbye Camp[edit]

Edward: I know this sounds crazy but I had a dream last night that told me to gather everyone at the gate and then I will get what I most desire, I hope it's a voodoo drum!

Lazlo: Here you go pal, use my neckerchief. I won't need it anymore.
Raj: Lazlo, there is something written on the inside of your neckerchief.
Lazlo: Oh yeah, that was there...when I first got it.
Raj: Let me take to my heart, Camp Kidney, a wonderland where summer runs free...
Lazlo: ...where I laughed and I played while my good parents paid to let their child come of age and be me.
Raj: [laughs] Steaming saffron! Who wrote that hokey baloony!?
Big Bean: [crying] I did.

Clam: Oblivion!

Season 3[edit]

Where's Clam / Bowling for Dinosaurs[edit]

Raj: Eeh! This wood is hurting me. Eeh! I think i'm getting a callus! EEEH!

Clam: Yoga.
Raj: What yoga is, Clam?
Lazlo: Well I guess that leaves more for us then
Raj: Um.. I think I'm late for my yoga lesson, Lazlo
Clam: Yoga
Lazlo: Oh well, I will save them some.

Lazlo Loves a Parade / Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson[edit]

Mayor Pothole McPhucker: Well done! First place! First place! Brilliant! Just look at that face!
[The photo of Lumpus]
Mayor Pothole McPhucker: Just look at that thing protruding...
[The meaning statue of Piercely R. Prickly]

Raj: Are you sure it's okay to steal all this stuff?
Lazlo: It's not stealing, Raj, it's borrowing and besides we'll leave an I.O.U for them in case they're wondering where it is.

Tusk Wizard / Squirrel Scout Slinkman[edit]

Lumpus: It's not fair but I don't care.

Slinkman: [saw Lumpus reflection at the rock] Oh my gosh. I've... I've become Lumpus.

Valentine's Day / A Job Well Dung[edit]

Commander Hoo-Ha: Now, I know what you're all asking yourselves why did Hoo-Ha bring his daughter here, hmm? The answer is simple: I have decided that she is at proper age to know what a boy is.
Patsy: Daddy, I know what a boy is...
Commander Hoo-Ha: Dup-dup-dup-dup! [picks Lazlo up] This, pumpkin, is a boy.
Patsy: Hi, Lazlo!
Lazlo: Ahem. Hoo-Ha's your dad?
Patsy: Duh!
Commander Hoo-Ha: No fraternizing with my pumpkin! Fraternizing leads to liking. And if a boy wants to like my Pumpkin [puts his hands next to both sides of Patsy's eyes], not just like, I mean like like, WHO COULD SAY WHAT I'D DO?! [Hoo-Ha is so angry that he blew his top, which flies in front of the Beans and catches fire and disappears] Well I don't have to worry about that, do I? ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!
[Slinkman, Edward, Raj, and Clam shake in fear]
Samson: You really have to beat me up?

Lumpus: My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. [Lumpus destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model] Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quota for three years and running.
[Slinkman knocks the door and Lumpus hide models]
Lumpus: [angrily] What?
Chip and Skip: [crying]
Lumpus: Slinkman. Why are they weeping??
Slinkman: Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven’t been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies [throws backwards the notebook] it’s scout regulations.
Chip: We love camp. [crying]
Skip: We don’t want to go home. [crying]
Lumpus: [worried] Home? Slinkman. We can't send them home. [angry] If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. [getting worried] And I won't get my cabin upgrade.
Slinkman: Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.
Lumpus: [being happy] YES JOBS! Problem solved.

Season 4[edit]

Strange Trout from Outer Space / Cheese Orbs[edit]

Alien 3: I indicate cheese in 24 hours!
Alien 2: Is it safe to stay with the earthling?
Nina: [enters dressed in a spacesuit] Ta-da! What do you think of my spacesuit?
Alien: It's wierd. It's harmless. We'll stay.

Samson: [to one of the trouts] Here, do that thing you do with the paper, come on! Do it!
Trout: [reading the diary page] Dear Diary, I want to be Lazlo's friend sooooo...
Samson: [interrupts and snatches the page back] Give me that!

Alien 3: I have an idea! Lets hold (Samson) hostage until they give us chesse!
Alien 1: [watching other campers beat up the Samson rock] Somehow I don't know if that will work.

Jane: Um...Folks, [chuckles] there's just a little bit of bad news: [chuckles again] there is no cheese.
[everyone gasps and runs away screaming to their homes]

Ed's Benedict / The Book of Slinkman[edit]

Samson: [with binoculars staring up at the sun] Is it bad to stare directly at the sun?
Clam: [looking directly at the sun with binoculars and getting his eyes slowly burned] Yes.

Edward: [panicking over the egg] WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Chip: Aren't you gonna lay another one?
Skip: We don't have to watch.
Edward: The Ed-man is going to calmly walk over here... he's going to close his eyes... and when he opens them, he's going to wake up from this nightmare.
[Edward shuts his eyes tight]
Skip: Sneaky!
Edward: [to himself] WAKE UP, EDWARD! There, it worked!

Lazlo: Mr. Slinkman, where would are society be without books? Think of the notebook, think of the phone book... and the most greatest book of all... THE COMIC BOOK!
Slinkman: [talking about a great scout] That was back when beans were beans. Way back... last week.

Never Bean on the Map / Harold and Raj[edit]

Professor Lion: [off-screen] Hey, Edna, would look at this, they finally put Camp Kidney on the place mad map. That's perfect!
Edna: Just what we've been waiting for.
Professor Lion: Now our life has purpose beyond the early bird special.

Edward: Wait a minute, flying marshmallows?
Raj: True story.
Edward: Well that was the best story I ever heard!

Harold: All we do is stand in the background and watch the cool guys do stuff.

Lumpus vs. the Volcano / Nursemaster[edit]

[In his office, Scoutmaster Lumpus is watching a commercial on T.V. On the T.V. is a banjo-playing rooster dressed as a sherrif]
Deputy Doodle-Doo: ♪ Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell... ♪ [throws his banjo off-screen] Howdy, partners!
Children: Howdy to you!
Deputy Doodle-Doo: Bet you're feelin' hungry.
Children: You know that we do!
Deputy Doodle-Doo: Well, my name is Deputy Doodle-Doo. Make the best frozen dinners especially for you! [A pie gets placed on the table and then cuts to him coming out of a saloon] But if you don't belive me or you think it's a lie... [The pie on the table bursts open and a baby chick pops out] There she blows!
Baby chick: Try our chicken pot pie!
[Lumpus drools while watching this]
Deputy Doodle-Doo: Big ol' chunks of chicken with gravy. All wrapped up in a deep-dish prairie-style pie. [four pies with arms and legs dance behind him] But if you don't believe me or you think it's a lie... [The chick pops out of the pie] There she blows!
Baby Chick: Try our chicken pot pie!
T.V. Announcer: Available in your local frozen food section. Additional gravy sold seperately. Get some now.
Lumpus: Will do!

Samson: Can't you see I'm a walking health hazard?!

Lazlo's First Crush / Living la Vida Lumpus[edit]

Lazlo: I'm in love with a mermaid!
Raj: That's great, dude.

Lazlo: WHAT?!

Lazlo: [to Edward] Doofus says "What?"
Edward: What? [realizes he's been tricked] Grrr, real mature, Lazlo.

Season 5[edit]

Edward's Big Bag / The List[edit]

Edward: DAVE, I LOVE YOU!!!

Lazlo: Hey Edward! You can sleep in my sleeping bag!
Edward: I don't have much of a choice, do I? [gets in Lazlo's sleeping bag] Your pajamas feel nice to! What are they, flannel?
Lazlo: I sleep in the nude.

Lazlo: I need to tell Dave I love him!
Edward: [to himself] You can't write this stuff up!

Camp Complain / The Engagement[edit]

[after Lumpus has confessed his love for Jane while dressed as a woman]
Mayor Pothole McPucker: ... I love you too!
Jane: Huh?!
Mayor Pothole McPucker: I'm sorry, Jane. She's hot.

Samson: [in a solemn, but horrified voice] I tried to pick up Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Penny for Your Dung / Baby Bean[edit]

Chip: But you can't have a funeral until the search is called off.
Lazlo: It was called off this morning.
Skip: Who called it off?
Lazlo: President Frankenstien...
Dave: [as President Frankenstien] I'm sorry for your loss.

Lazlo: Now, we've got to decide what to do about Chip and Skip. If they're not stopped, they may destroy the whole world.
Samson: But what can we do?
Edward: We can hit them! It's always worked for me!
Lazlo: Let's try to think of something nonviolent.
Edward: Then I got nothing.

Slinkman: Oh, it looks like it's a baby.
Lumpus: A what?
Slinkman: Well a baby is kind of like a little person. [pause] Who will one day grow up to be a big person.
Lumpus: Sweet mother of science, what will they think of next?

Peace Frog / Lumpus's Last Stand[edit]

Lumpus: [looks himself through the mirror] Well, I am either a lunatic or the greatest genius the world has ever known.

[after the Bean Scouts throw away their clothes; Lumpus is giving them an announcement]
Lumpus: Listen up, Beans, say goodbye to those cotton poly prisons called clothes. Today we break the time wasting Saul washing cycle of wash wear and repeat, For I Algonquin C genius has invented a uniform that can be worn around the clock and never needs washing.
Beans Scouts: [off-screen] Yeah!
[Lumpus takes out some red paint]
Lumpus: who wants to try one on?
Edward: Does it have to be a Bean Scout uniform?
Lumpus: Not at all, choose any style you like.
[Edward uses blue paint and paints himself a tuxedo, and a hat which he puts on his head. Lazlo uses green paint and paints himself invisible. Chip and Skip use brown paint and paint themselves some Bean Scout uniforms and add some faces to the backs of their heads]
Chip and Skip: Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
[Samson uses pink paint and paints himself a ballerina costume and added tutu. He twirls like a ballerina. Meanwhile, the Owl Cop drives his bicycle and stops at Camp Kidney. He use his binoculars and sees Dave, Ping Pong and Harold making painted clothes]
Owl Cop: [off-screen] Huh? [on-screen] Uhh... [went to talk to Lumpus] Mister, what in Bob's bingo is going on here?
Lumpus: Umm, what does it look like?
Owl Cop: Like a bunch of folks wearing paint instead of clothes.
[Lumpus has an unhappy expression]
Owl Cop: What color do you have?
Lumpus: [as he finishes painting the cop's clothes] And that should about... do it.
Owl Cop: Oh man, that's perfect.
Lumpus: Kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye.
Owl Cop: You got any bicycle paint?
[Later, after Lumpus turns the cop's bicycle into a motorcycle]
Owl Cop: Oh man, I'm telling all my friends about this. [drives away]

Lumpus: Let me just start by saying how surprised I am. Surprised you have an honor to be sooner I mean I was telling people that I've been a genius for years. But perhaps I am not here to point fingers. [Suddenly rain clouds appear in the sky] There are some people that I like to thank for helping me. [The thunder's rumble is heard] Oh no, wait! I did it all myself.
[Lumpus laughs hysterically as the lightning crashes. Then it begins to rain washing all of the people's painted clothes off]
Lumpus: [off-screen] Yes that's me, the exulted one. Worship me of the universe.
[Lumpus laughs hysterically as the rain washes his painted clothes off. The rain stops and Lumpus looks down]
Owl Cop: [gasps] Hey! He's naked... [looks down]
[All of the Prickly Pines citizens begin panicking. Tarson grabs one of the citizens to cover his naked body. The two green moose walk away from each other and Lazlo and the Bean Scouts feel uncomfortable]
Owl Cop: Now what are we going to do? We destroyed our clothes!
Lumpus: Yeah? So is that a bad thing?
Professor Lion: It's a disaster! And you're the crazy person. We never should've listened to you.
[The citizens tell Lumpus that he's no genius at all. Suddenly the statue of Lumpus from the future disintegrates turning back into everyone's clothes who haven't been washed in a thousand years]
Lumpus: [gasps] NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
[The two green moose from the future turn into present day guys losing their antlers and becoming very thin and skinny]
Futuristic Moose 1: Well, there goes the future.
Futuristic Moose 2: Hey, I'm starving.
Futuristic Moose 1: Let's grab a bite.
[They both go into the time machine]
Owl Cop: Quick, let's grab them clothes on!
[The citizens put their stinky clothes on] 
Prickly Pine citizen: [groans] They stink. 
Owl Cop: Well, they haven't been washed in a thousand years! THANKS A LOT GENIUS!
[The citizens run towards Lumpus until they hear the police siren from the distance. The police car and the hospital van come to a stop. Heffer Wolfe and the police officer step out of the police car]
Real Scoutmaster (Heffer Wolfe): Uh-huh, uh-huh! That's him, officer! That's the bad moose who locked me up in the closet all summer and he stole my job as scoutmaster. [off-screen] He fooled all of you! [on-screen] He's an impostor, a fake, and worse, He is no scoutmaster of Camp Kidney!
Bean Scouts: WWWHHHAAATTT?!?!
Lumpus: Yeah, so? [A hospital guard walks up to Lumpus] What are you doing? [The hospital guard puts a straight jacket on him] Get your hands off of me!
[The hospital guard then picks him up and walks off with him]
Lumpus: I'll get you for this, cow!
Real Scoutmaster (Heffer Wolfe): Steer!
Lumpus: I'm a genius, you know! [the hospital guard drives off with him] I'M A GENIUS!
[Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Samson, and Edward are standing around naked]
Lazlo: Bye, Scoutmaster Lumpus! Get some rest! Boy, what a happy ending.
Edward: Lazlo, we're standing here in Prickly Pines naked and the moose we thought was our scoutmaster had just got hauled off as a dangerous lunatic to a funny farm.
Lazlo: Yeah! What a great summer! Whoo! I can't wait for next year!
[Everyone except for Samson walks off-screen]
Samson: Okay. I think it's just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder.
[Samson then walks off-screen, joining the others]

[last lines of the series; Lumpus's car keys falls into the house of a fish family in Leaky Lake]
Stanley: Hey, Helen! Look what fell from the roof! It's a sign from the heavens of male superiority!
Helen: That's nice, Stanley, but can you take out the garbage now?
[the last of the keys falls down]
Stanley: [last line of the series; unhappy] Uh, yes, okay.



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