Chop Kick Panda
Chop Kick Panda is a 2011 American flash-animated martial arts comedy direct-to-video film created by Gaiam Americas. The film has been a rip-off of the DreamWorks Animation film Kung Fu Panda.
- Directed by Darrell Van Citters. Written by Robert Zappia.
Bali
[edit]- Why'd I ever leave jolly old England? The pubs, the royal palaces, the white cliffs of Dover, the pubs...
Dialogue
[edit]- Slade: Did I not tell you if you returned empty handed, you would suffer my wrath?
- Bali: [mumbling to himself while trying to remember] "Did I not tell you if you returned empty handed, you would suffer my..."
- Slade: What are you doing?!
- Bali: I'm sorry, it's just that the phrasing of your question is a tad confusing. When you say "Did I not tell you", are you asking me if you didn't tell me, or if you did tell me?
- Slade: [sarcastically] Ooh, I'm so sorry for the confusion. It was a rhetorical question, Bali. Here, let me rephrase the question as a statement. Prepare to meet your maker!
- Bali: Me mum's here?
Voice cast
[edit]- Rick Zieff as Zibo and Slade. (credited as Danny Katiana)
- Michael Van Citters as Ming.
- Phil Lollar as Grand Master Hanh and Bali.
- Alicyn Packard as Shiva and Rex.
Categories:
- 2011 films
- 2010s American animated films
- American flash animated films
- American children's animated comedy films
- American children's animated fantasy films
- Direct-to-video animated films
- Martial arts films
- Films about giant pandas
- Animated films about lions
- Animated films about bears
- Tiger films
- Films about big cats
- Films set in China
- Darrell Van Citters films