Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius at the Jackass 3D London premiere

Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American television personality and stunt performer. He is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.

Quotes

• That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.
  • Jackass 2
• Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
  • Jackass 2
• Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?
  • Jackass 2
• With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.
  • Jackass: The Movie
• Some people just don't know how to party.
  • Jackass: The Movie
• Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
  • Jackass: The Movie
• Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
  • Jackass: The Movie
• I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
  • Jackass: The Movie
• I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
  • [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
• You look cool, Steve-0.
  • [Butt Piercing- Jackass Episodes]
• For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
  • Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
• I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.
  • [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
• Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
  • [Prostitute Boatrace- Jackass Episodes]
• They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
  • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
• There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
  • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
• Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it
  • [The Loop- Jackass Episodes]
• When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is

awake, I wished that he is asleep

• • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
• Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
  • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
• Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
  • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
• I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
  • [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
• My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
  • [Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]
• Baby's cold.
  • [Rugby- Jackass Episodes]
• Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
  • [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
• From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
  • [Directions- Jackass Episodes]
• Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
  • [Renaissance Fair- Jackass Episodes]
• You're not even Mexican!
  • [Mexican snowboarding- Jackass Episodes]

• That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
  • [Roller jump- Jackass Episodes]
• I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
  • [Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]
• That's not Christian!
  • [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
• Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!
  • [Stilt boxing- Jackass Episodes]