Chris Pontius

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Chris Pontius at the Jackass 3D London premiere

Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American entertainer and daredevil. Pontius is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.


  • That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.
  • Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
  • Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?
  • With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.
  • Some people just don't know how to party.
  • Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
  • Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
  • I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
  • I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
    • [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
  • You look cool, Steve-0.
    • [Butt Piercing- Jackass Episodes]
  • For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
    • Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
  • I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.
    • [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
  • Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
    • [Prostitute Boatrace- Jackass Episodes]
  • They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
    • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
  • There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
    • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
  • Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it
    • [The Loop- Jackass Episodes]
  • When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is

awake, I wished that he is asleep

    • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
  • Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
    • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
  • Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
    • [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
  • I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
    • [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
  • My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
    • [Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]
  • Baby's cold.
    • [Rugby- Jackass Episodes]
  • Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
    • [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
  • From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
    • [Directions- Jackass Episodes]
  • Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
    • [Renaissance Fair- Jackass Episodes]
  • You're not even Mexican!
    • [Mexican snowboarding- Jackass Episodes]
  • That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
    • [Roller jump- Jackass Episodes]
  • I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
    • [Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]
  • That's not Christian!
    • [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
  • Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!
    • [Stilt boxing- Jackass Episodes]

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