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Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000-2002) is a Pubic Broadcasting Service, Universal Pictures, Right Enterainment, Cataland Productions and MacroVision Qulity Protection in an American animated children's television series based upon the book series of the same name centering on an extremely large dog and his owner. It aired on PBS Kids and WETA Kids in the United States for the first and the second seasons in 2000, 2001 and 2002.

Season 1 (2000-2001)

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My Best Friend / Cleo's Fair Share [1.1]

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Miss. Spurr: Now, remember, class. Friday, we'll have show-and-tell. You may each bring in something you'd like to share with the rest of the class.
Mira: I'm gonna bring in from Colombia.
John Joven: Sit Down Breakfast With Tony & You’ll Discover Why It’s Great.
Cipriana: [smugly] We Learn Something Every Minute.
Miss. Spurr: He Will Help You Create An Avatar The Typer Math Facts Version Of You & Then You. [the ground starts rumbling as Clifford races to the school]
Kids: HI MY NAME IS EMILY ELIZABETH & THIS IS CLIFFORD MY BIG RED DOG!
Miss. Spurr: Well But One Way Is Chemotherapy.
Kids: [laugh as Clifford peeks out the window]
Miss. Spurr: With Are New Coloring Books You Will Have Hours Of Fun Coloring The Characters That You’ll Know & Love From All Of Are Award Winning DVDs.
Emily: Clifford, no!

Special Delivery / A Ferry Tale [1.2]

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After accidentally breaking a present for Emily Elizabeth's Cousin, and Cleo tells him to hide the fact from her.

Clifford: My stomach hurts...
Cleo: I'd told you she'd be happy!
Clifford: But she thinks I took the package!

And Birdy Makes 3 / Home Is Where the Fun Is [1.3]

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Pluto: I know how you feel. When I was a little, tiny 🐶, I couldn't even jump ⬆️ on the 🛋️ .

Clifford's Carnival / Clifford's Doggy Reunion [1.4]

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John Joven: Clifford! It's story time! Today's story is Speckle and the Rainy Day. ☝️ day, Speckle went 🚶‍♀️ in the 🌧️ . He walked past Darnell trying to stay dry. Speckle invited Darnell to join him under his ☂️ . Then, Speckle saw 🌝, and he invited her to join them under the ☂️, too. As they walked by the brook, they spied Ravi and Reba, but, there was no more room under Speckle's ☂️ . So, Speckle invited everyone to 🧗‍♀️ in, and they all floated downstream in their ☂️ 🛥️, 😃 and 😆 together. The end.

The Great Race / Tummy Trouble [1.5]

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Clifford: Yes.
Cleo: Yes.
T-Bone: Yes.
[Cleo and Clifford recite a jump rope rhyme as Cleo jumps]
Dinah and Pluto: Bowser Bites, 😮 a treat! That is 😮 I 👍 to eat! Tummy Yummies 👅 😀! You eat ☝️, and I'll eat eight!

Cleo Comes to Town / False Friends [1.6]

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Clifford and the Beanstalk / An Itchy Patch [1.7]

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John Joven: 😥, 🐮. 👩 says I must sell you. I shall 👩‍🏫 you so.

A New Friend / Stormy Weather [1.8]

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Mr. Early: It feels 👍 knowing the 📚 is safe.
Emily-Elizabeth: I know everyone's been telling you not to dig today. [Clifford whimpers] But we didn't mean for you to think that all digging is bad. In fact, digging is one of your best talents. You're very good at it. It's just that there's a right time and a right place for you to use your talents. And right now, if you dig here... you'll really be helping us.
[Clifford barks excitedly.]

Circus Stars / Limelight Fright [1.9]

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To Catch a Bird / The Best Party Ever [1.10]

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Pluto: Emily-Elizabeth would 👎 take her 🏅!
John Joven: [to Jetta who accuses her for stealing her metal] I'd never take your 🏅.
Mira: You were jealous because 🙌 the spelling contest, so you stole it.

Come Back Mac / Boo! [1.11]

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Butch: You should go 🏠, Mac. Jetta is 😟 about you.
Pug: I can't go 🏠. 👀.
[Mac shows T-Bone, Cleo and Clifford the sweater he accidentally ruined]

Little Clifford / Welcome to Birdwell Island [1.12]

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Mr. Bradley: Why, hello, Emily-Elizabeth! Come on in and meet all the puppies.
Mr. Howard: [finds Clifford in his shoe; laughs] Here he is!
Emily-Elizabeth: Thanks, dad.
Mr. Howard: This little guy can fit just about anywhere. [tickles Clifford's belly] I hope he doesn't get himself into trouble.
Mrs. Howard: Thanks for the bread, Mr. Thompson. How much do I owe you? [opens her purse and Clifford pops out; gasps] Oh, my!
Emily-Elizabeth: Clifford, I think you've grown!
[Emily-Elizabeth shows her parents how large Clifford's grown]
Mr. Howard: Wow! I've never seen anything like it, Emily. That dog is.... huge!
Violet Bleakman: T-T-T-That dog is HUGE!
Horace Bleakman: And a huge dog means huge trouble!
Mr. Howard: There it is, Caroline. The Sea Shell!
Mrs. Howard: Oh, isn't it exciting, Mark? Our very own store.
Jetta: [walks up with Mac, meeting them for the first time] Hello, I'm Jetta Handover.
Mrs. Howard: Pleased to meet you, Jetta.
Oscar Owens: Ruff!
T-Bone: Ruff!
Oscar Owens: ARRR! Oh, hello!
Mac: [keeping his mouth smiled] Welcome to Birdwell Island.
Clifford the Big Red Dog: [in deeper voice] I'll show around the big places around the island.
Oscar Owens: W-W-Well that's great! We did.

Doing the Right Thing / The Dog Who Cried Woof [1.13]

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T-Bone: [Angrily] We were really worried about you, Cleo. That wasn't nice.
Cleo: It was just a joke.
Clifford: She is trying to trick us, T-Bone. And after she promised to stop!
T-Bone: What should we do?
Cleo: CLIFFORD! Hurry! The stinky skunk's got me!
Cleo: Aw, man! P-U! That is definitely not a ghost skunk, that is the real thing.
Clifford: Swimming's a lot more fun than playing tricks any day.
Clifford: Okay. Come on, Cleo, let's go home. Mrs. Diller will be happy to see you.
T-Bone: But I bet she won't be happy to smell you.
Cleo: Don't worry, guys. I've learned my lesson the stinky way.

Leaf of Absence / Nobody's Perfect [1.14]

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Charley: [groans in frustration after failing to do "jingly juggling"] I need a shower.

Teacher's Pet / Islander of the Year [1.15]

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Emily-Elizabeth: My nomine for Birdwell Island of the year is Birdwell's vet, Dr. Din.

Clifford's Big Surprise / The Ears Have It [1.16]

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Clifford: What a boring day! Nothing to do. Emily busy, no one else is around. Boring, boring, boring. I guess playing alone isn't so bad, after all.
T-Bone: I-I don't like this very much! It's so noisy!
Clifford the Big Red Dog: I know. I don't like it either.
Cleo: Well I don't either. So I'm gonna DO something about it.
T-Bone: What are you gonna do, Cleo?
Cleo: I'm gonna make noise right back it. Like This! Arooooooooooooooo!
T-Bone: [shocked] Whoa!
Clifford the Big Red Dog: When something scares you, you can try to scare it right back. Go on, T-Bone, Try it.
T-Bone: [using a small howl] Arooo.
Cleo: Come on! Let it rip! Aroooooooooooooooooooooo!
T-Bone: [Howls back to Cleo] Aroooooooooooooooo!
Cleo:, T-Bone: Arooooooooooooooooo! Arooooooooooooooooo!
Cleo: Come on, Clifford. Join in!
Clifford the Big Red Dog: Okay.
[Howling loud]
Clifford the Big Red Dog: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Builder: Whoa, Whoa!
[as the builders had been shaking with a the nails fall down]

Tough Enough / Stars in Your Eyes [1.17]

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Vaz: Wow, the stars look even better from down here!

Mac's Secret Dog Club / The Dog Park [1.18]

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Mac: [while he, Cleo and T-Bone play tug-of-war] Go, Cleo! Go, T-Bone! Go... Cleo!
Cleo: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway?
Mac: On the winner's side, of course.
[The dogs and kids are at Emily's backyard.]
Emily-Elizabeth: [Sighs] I wish we could go to the park.
Jetta Handover: [Angrily] Me too. That Mr. Bleakman has ruined it for everyone.
Mr. Bleakman: [From behind them] Hey. What are you kids doing here?
[The dogs and kids turn around and see Mr. Bleakman standing in front of a trash can holding the "No Dogs" sign behind his back.]
Emily-Elizabeth: We're sorry, Mr. Bleakman. Are we making too much noise or something?
Mr. Bleakman: No. But kids and dogs should at the park– [Uses his left leg to wheel out the trash can from behind him] –on a beautiful day like today. [Drops the "No dogs" sign in the can] Don't you think so?
Jetta Handover: [Excitedly] You mean we can go back to the park now, Mr. Bleakman?
Emily-Elizabeth: [Excitedly] With our dogs?
Mr. Bleakman: That's what parks are for. [Jabs his thumb at the path leading to the park] Now get going.
Emily-Elizabeth: [Excitedly] Come on, Clifford, let's go!
[The dogs and kids run out of the backward and to the path leading to the park. Clifford returns and licks Mr. Bleakman's face.]
Mr. Bleakman: [Happily] Yep. That's what parks are for.

Fluffed Up Cleo / Team Spirit [1.19]

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Clifford on Parade / Follow the Leader [1.20]

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Emily-Elizabeth: I've been thinking, being in the parade alone doesn't really sound like all that much fun.
Charley: I know what you mean. The most fun part of being in the parade is doing it together.
Emily-Elizabeth: Yeah.
Cleo: I think the rules say I get to do 47 things as leader and I've only done eight so far.
[T-Bone whines]
Clifford: I don't remember that rule.
Cleo: Well, that's the way the professionals play it.

Goodbye T-Bone / The Truth About Dogs and Cats [1.21]

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The Big Sleepover / Dog for a Day [1.22]

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Sheriff Lewis: Clifford really missed you last night, Emily-Elizabeth. So we all came down to try to help him get to sleep.
Charley: Sometimes, I wish I were a dog.

T-Bone Dog About Town / Clifford's Big Heart [1.23]

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Clifford: Wow, this Valentine's Day thing sounds great! I've got to find Emily
Elizabeth something big and red. The biggest, reddest thing on Birdwell Island!

Who Me, Jealous? / A Bunny in a Haystack [1.24]

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Cleo: How come I'm outside, and Susie gets to stay inside with Mrs. Diller?
Mrs. Diller: I hope Suzy grows up to be just like you someday, Cleo. [Cleo licks her; laughs] 'Cause I think you're a wonderful girl. And I love you.
Cleo: [barks]

Clothes Don't Make the Dog / Short-Changed [1.25]

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The Kibble Crook / Screaming for Ice Cream [1.26]

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New Dog in Town / Get Well [1.27]

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[While playing frisbee in the park, Clifford's massive size terrifies a squirrel while getting the frisbee down from the tree]
Clifford: [to the squirrel; cheerfully] Oh, hello. [the squirrel screams in terror at his size and hides behind a branch] Maybe we can talk more later. [grabs the frisbee with his mouth]
Cleo: Squirrels can be so rude.
Clifford: [sets the frisbee down on the ground] I think I just scared him.
Cleo: Why would he be scared of you?
Clifford: Well, I can be a little loud sometimes.
T-Bone: And you're not exactly the smallest dog in the park, either.
Cleo: So? Being big doesn't make you scary.
T-Bone: I used to think it did.
Cleo: You're kidding!
T-Bone: I thought Clifford was really scary, before I got to know him. I remember the first time I saw him, he and Emily had just moved here, and they'd only been on Birdwell Island for a few weeks.
Clifford: [seeing T-Bone at the end of the boardwalk] Hey, there's a dog! Maybe he'll be my friend. [starts running towards him to say hello] I hope he likes to play tag.
Clifford: [upset after T-Bone runs away from him] I guess that dog doesn't like me. [back to the present] It really hurt my feelings when T-Bone ran away from me like that.
Cleo: Way to go, T-Bone.
T-Bone: I didn't mean to hurt his feelings. I just didn't want him near me.
Cleo: Why not?
T-Bone: He was so big!
Cleo: But you didn't even know him. You can't tell what someone is like by the way they look.
T-Bone: I know. That's why I'm glad I finally did get to know Clifford.
T-Bone: You just can't tell what someone is like by the way they look. You have to get to know them.
Cleo: Then maybe it's time we got to know that guy. [points to the squirrel] He's been listening to your whole story, T-Bone.
Clifford: [walks over to the squirrel; kindly] Hello, squirrel. My name's Clifford.

Babysitter Blues / Saturday Morning [1.28]

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[Clifford repeatedly digs, accidentally covering Mr. Bleakman in sand.]
Mr. Bleakman: Will you please dig SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

Best Paw Forward / Then Came Bob [1.29]

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Bob: I found a lunch bag. [sniffs] I wonder what's in it!

Friends, Morning, Noon and Night / Mr. Bleakman's Special Day [1.30]

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Emily-Elizabeth: Hi, Cleo! [pets Cleo] Hello, you sweet little girl.

Doggie Garden / Captain Birdwell's Treasure [1.31]

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Welcome To The Doghouse / Promises, Promises [1.32]

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Emily-Elizabeth: What's everyone doing?
Mrs. Howard: They're building Clifford a doghouse.
Emily-Elizabeth: They are?
Mrs. Handover: Jetta! Jenny just called.

Clifford's Hiccups / It's My Party [1.33]

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Cleo: [crying] It's gonna work real soon.
Clifford: Hic! Hic! Hic!
Cleo: I don't this this is gonna work.
Emily: Oh, no! It's Clifford!
Clifford: Hic! Hic!
Emily-Elizabeth: Clifford! It's story time! Today story is Speckle and the Windy Day. ( dog woofs )

Clifford Cleans His Doghouse / Baby Makes 4 [1.34]

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Clifford: Emily's mom gave that to me when I was a little puppy.
[flashback of Clifford playing with Mrs. Howard's mob]
Mrs. Howard: Clifford, are you playing with my mob?
Clifford: [barks]

Jetta's Tall Tale / The Big Fetch [1.35]

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Jetta: Lulu is as big as Clifford!
Kids: Who?
Jetta: Um, Lulu.

Potluck Party Pooper / The Best Gift [1.36]

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2's Company / Fair Weather Friend [1.37]

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Topsy Turvy Day / Clifford's Charm School [1.38]

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Ms. Lee: Excuse me, Violet, but when Clifford sits in that spot, he completely blocks the sun!

Forgive and Forget / Mimi's Back in Town [1.39]

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Blanket Blues / Dino Clifford [1.40]

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Emily-Elizabeth: [answers the door with Vaz and his big sister's Teresa's shadows on it] Hi, Vaz.
Vaz: Hi, Emily-Elizabeth. Do you remember my sister, Teresa?

Season 2 (2002)

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That's Snow Lie / A Friend in Need [2.1]

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Emily-Elizabeth: A-Are you okay, Jetta?
Jetta: Do I look okay?

Fan Mail / Hooray for Cleo [2.2]

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Courtney: Hi, Jetta. Nice to meet you.
Jetta: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Courtney Amber? [faints]

Nothing to Fur But Fur Itself / Jetta's Project [2.3]

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Sheriff Lewis: Is this monster movie a little to scary for you, T-Bone?

Stinky Friends / He's Wonderful Mr. Bleakman [2.4]

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Charley: You guys smell like you've been rolling in stinkweed or something.

Magic in the Air / Everyone Loves Clifford [2.5]

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Ms. Lee: Oh! Oh, dear. Oh, no!

Clifford Grows Up / Jetta's Sweater [2.6]

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Emily-Elizabeth:

Big Hearted T-Bone / Cleo's Valentine Surprise [2.7]

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Embarrassing Moments / Lucky Charm [2.8]

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Jetta: Your pants ripped, Vaz! [laughs]

Princess Cleo / Basketball Stories [2.9]

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Doggie Detectives / Camping it Up [2.10]

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K.C.: The first thing Detective Mike usually does is a stakeout.
T-Bone: Stakeout? Mmm... I love steak.

Cleo Gets a Cone / A Job Well Read [2.11]

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When I Grow Up / Not Now, I'm Busy [2.12]

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Special T-Bone / Jetta's Sneak Peek [2.13]

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Emily-Elizabeth: It doesn't matter what's in it! A journal is personal, and private! And you shouldn't have read mine!

Vaz Goes Down the Tubes / Cyber Puppy Problems [2.14]

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Vaz: What's going on? What's wrong with my cedal light disk?

Another Fine Mess / King Mac [2.15]

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Emily-Elizabeth: Everyone smile and say, "Clean your room"!
Jetta, Vaz, & Charley: Huh?

Who Moved My Bone? / Clifford the Pirate King [2.16]

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Charley: Everyone's here now, dad.
Samuel: Aye-aye, captain.
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Monique: Jetta!
Jetta: Monique!
Both: It's so good to see you!

Fishing Lessons / No Baths For Cleo [2.18]

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Charley: Catch anything yet?
Emily-Elizabeth: Nope.
Charley: Got any nibbles?
Emily-Elizabeth: Nope.
Charley: Eaten any worms?
Emily-Elizabeth: Nope.
Cleo: The super-duper submarine. The S.S. Icky Dirty Muddy Dog.

Clifford's Big Heart / Cleo's Valentine Surprise [2.19]

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Clifford: Wow! This Valentine thing sound great. I've got to find Emily-Elizabeth on Birdwell Island. But, today, is the day you're supposed to show it with something big and red!
Emily-Eizabeth: Oh, Clifford! Look at you! You're a big, red Valentine!

( dog woofs )

Cleo: Big...
T-Bone: And red.
Cleo: Clifford really is the perfect Valentine.
Emily-Elizabeth: I love you, Clifford, happy Valentine's day!

( dog woofs at 3 times )

The End

Flood of Imagination / Lights Out! [2.20]

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ːMrs handoverː Oh that sounds wonderful. ːJettaː Yeah i could put on a show cosmo. I'm sure he'd love to see me act would you cosmo. 

[bubbles babble sailva]

A Big Help / The Trouble With Kittens [2.21]

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Clifford: They sure are cute, but Mr. Bleakman doesn't like anyone to play in his backyard. I'd better tell them to leave.

Led Astray / Wedding Bell Blues [2.22]

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Doggie Detectives / Camping It Out [2.23]

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Dan: Wow! Look at all those stars.
Charley: It's hard to see them all when we're at home, but out here, it seems like you can see forever!
Emily-Elizabeth: I wish Jetta would come join us.
Charley: Uh, she's inside watching a video.
Vaz: Maybe she'll come out later.
Mary: I hope so.

Food For Thought / Friends Forever [2.23]

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Tie-Dye Clifford / Stage Struck [2.25]

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Cleo: I'm sure it'll disappear as soon as we put on the fruity, stinky, smelly stuff.
Emily-Elizabeth: That's great, Mary.
Clifford: [barks]
Mary: Oh, mmm, thanks.
Dan: Oh, waiter!
Charley: Yes?
Dan: What's this fly doing in my soup?
Charley: Looks like the back stroke!
[audience laugh at their comedy]
Emily-Elizabeth: That is such a bad joke.
Dan: This soup tastes like glue.
Charley: Then that must be tomato, RSP tastes like paint.
[audience laugh again]
Dan: I demand you take this soup back to the cook!
Charley: Why? He won't eat it either!
[audience laugh some more]

Doghouse Rock / Guess Who's Coming to Birdwell [2.26]

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Clifford:

Little Big Pup / Getting To Know You [2.27]

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Unsorted

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Clifford: [pacing left and right] I wonder if T's found anything. I wonder if he's okay. I wonder if we should go in and check on him.
Clifford: [to T-Bone] Remember, T-Bone: "I can do it."
Clifford: [chuckles] She'll never find me here.
T-Bone: You're me? How could you be me when I'm me?
T-Bone: Right. Come back, you're still half dirty!
T-Bone: Come on, Clifford, last one in is an even more rotten dog biscuit.
Cleo: I wonder if you could stand still for a minute. You're making a hole in the ground!
Cleo: Yeah...but now I'm over it.
Cleo: I was just showing you how not to do a head bop... You see, what happens when you take your eye off the ball.
Cleo: Steak and stew, I see you!
Cleo: Ahem hem. What am I? Chopped kibble?
Cleo: Have I ever steered you wrong?
Clifford the Big Red Dog: No, we just met! We never went to Rocky Point for a long time!
Cleo: Then, let's go!
Cleo: I guess I was kind of afraid.
T-Bone: You were afraid?! Of what?
Sheriff Lewis: Good boy, T-Bone. Emily-Elizabeth, you're under arrest and going to jail.
T-Bone: Uh-oh, Sheriff Lewis got Emily-Elizabeth.
Emily-Elizabeth: Do you know any shapes, Clifford?
Clifford the Big Red Dog: Uh-uh.
Emily-Elizabeth: Are you sure? Can you make a square?
[Clifford takes several deep cleansing breaths of air slowly and deeply until his chest gets very big, and then shapes himself into a giant square]
Clifford: Hey, guys. Just remember our people-food rule. If it drops on the ground or it's headed that way.
Cleo and T-Bone: It belongs to the dogs and that's okay.
Cleo: You know that shampoo and stuff we found?
Clifford the Big Red Dog: Uh-huh.
Cleo: Well, I don't think it was shampoo and stuff.
Mrs. Bleakman: A big dog can be a big help.
Mr. Bleakman: Humph. I'm just glad we didn't have to ride on his back.
[Cleo and T-Bone climb on Clifford's head]
Cleo: I call front!
T-Bone: That's my spot!
Cleo: You were there last time.
T-Bone: Was not!
Cleo: Was too!
T-Bone: Was not!
Cleo: Was too!
T-Bone: Was not!
Cleo: Okay, we'll take turns. My turn first!
Jetta: You can help me hook up my VCR.
Emily-Elizabeth and Mary: VCR?

Film

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Voice cast

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