Cocaine Bear
Cocaine Bear is a 2023 American comedy horror thriller film, loosely based on a true story, about an American black bear that ingested a duffel bag full of cocaine in 1985.
- Directed by Elizabeth Banks. Written by Jimmy Warden.
Inspired by true events. (taglines)
Sari
[edit]- I am taking the fucking children home!
Syd
[edit]- When the plane's going down, the pilot knows where to dump our load and we just go and get it.
- They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don't get them every penny's worth.
- No, I'm not leaving without that cocaine!
Henry
[edit]- I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever.
- That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear.
Other
[edit]- News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.
- Bob: Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it?
- Eddie: The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A bear did cocaine!
- Elsa: We have such good luck in nature.
- Stache: It's like cocaine Christmas.
Dialogue
[edit]- Henry: Have you ever done cocaine?
- Sari: What? Why do you ask?
- Henry: Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit.
- Sari: Well, it could create habit for the bear.
- Henry: What if it never wanted to do it again?
- Sari: Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad.
- Henry: What if they never find out?
- Sari: Oh, Henry, we always find out.
- Peter: Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends.
- Sari: Friends?
- Ranger Liz: He means animals.
- Peter: I don't like that word.
- Ranger Liz: He doesn't like to call them animals.
- Tom: [as the Cocaine Bear chases them] Shoot it! Shoot it! Damn it, not the tree, the big fucking bear!
- Ranger Liz: Shut up!
- Henry: Don't worry. Bears can't climb trees.
- Peter: Of course they can!
- Stache: We stashed it under a gazebo. Going back for it later tonight.
- Daveed: A gazebo?
- Stache: It's a pavilion-type structure.
- Daveed: I know what the fuck a gazebo is.
- Eddie: I didn't.
- Ponytail: You're going to shoot him?
- Ranger Liz: Hell yes I'm going to shoot him! He took a bite out of my ass!
Taglines
[edit]- Inspired by true events.
- Get in line.
Cast
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External Links
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- Cocaine Bear quotes at the Internet Movie Database