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Crazy, Stupid, Love.

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Crazy, Stupid, Love. is a 2011 romantic comedy film about a middle-aged husband whose life changes dramatically when his wife asks him for a divorce. He seeks to rediscover his manhood with the help of a newfound friend, learning to pick up girls at bars.

Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. Written by Dan Fogelman.
This is Crazy.taglines

Cal

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  • I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.
  • I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...
  • I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

Jacob

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  • I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?
  • I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.
  • The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Hannah

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  • [to Jacob] Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

Emily

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  • Is this some kind of a skit? Because I'm lost.

Robbie

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  • You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."

Dialogue

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Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.
Emily: I want a divorce.
Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.
Jacob: The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.
Cal: [carefully looks at himself in the mirror and sighs] Yes, it is.
Jacob: [looking at Cal's shoes] Are you Steve Jobs?
Cal: What?
Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?
Cal: No.
Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.
Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with.
Cal: Sexually?
Jacob: Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting.
Kate: What do you want to do with me?
Cal: I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!
Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Let's go.
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Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!
Robbie: If you love her, then go get her back.
Cal: Wow, how old are you?
Molly: Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.
Cal: Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't you go do that.
Jacob: Yeah, can i come?
Molly: No.

Taglines

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  • This Is Crazy
  • This Is Stupid
  • This Is Love

Cast

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