Dallas Buyers Club

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Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Dallas Buyers Club is a 2013 film about an AIDS patient who began smuggling unapproved pharmaceutical drugs into Texas when he found them effective at improving his symptoms.

Directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. Written by Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack.
Dare to Live.

Ron Woodroof[edit]

  • Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
  • That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there.
  • I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
  • Watch what you eat and who you eat.
  • Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.
  • Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.
  • Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!


  • You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.
  • [to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star.


Ron Woodruff: Did ya'll hear that Rock Hudson was a cocksucker? Damn shame, all that fine Hollywood pussy going to waste on a guy who smokes his friends.
Rog: Who the hell's Rock Hudson?
Clint: He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North by Northwest?

Ron Woodroof: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you?
Ron Woodroof: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor.

Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.

Rayon: This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
Ron Woodroof: Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN' SUNSHINE STATE!

Dr. Sevard: You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...
Tucker: [surprised] Woodruff?
Ron Woodroof: AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

Ron Woodroof: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Ron Woodroof: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.

[Rayon visits her estranged father to ask for money]
Rayon's Father: Well, I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.
Rayon: [sarcastically] are you ashamed of me Because I hadn't realized that?
Rayon's Father:Oh God,help me...
Rayon: He is helping you, I have AIDS!

Richard Barkley: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
Ron Woodroof: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.


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