Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (film)

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is an 2017 American comedy film and a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days.

A Wimp Will Rise  (taglines)

Rodrick Heffley[edit]

  • I got us a microwave pizza.

Susan Heffley[edit]

  • The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg.
  • Greg Heffley! You are grounded for life! And I swear, never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body.


[Corny's Family Restaurant; The Heffley family, including Rowley, in their cartoon drawings arrive in their cartoon drawings pull up in their minivan]
Greg: [steps out] Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies.
Rodrick: Then you fit right in, Greggy.
Susan: [carrying Manny] It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining, right, Frank?
Frank: That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage.
Rowley: Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear their ball pit is super deep!

Greg: You want one?
[He feeds a cheesy puff to a seagull]
Susan: Oh, Greg, I wouldn't encourage them.
Greg: There's only one.
[A flock of seagulls fly into the car and attack the Heffleys]

Rodrick: I got us a microwave pizza. [He types the security code on a mini-safe]
Frank: Rodrick, that's a mini-safe.
[Rodrick shakes the mini-safe door]
Rodrick: And they disguised it as a microwave.

Manny: I'm texting.
Susan: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg: What do you mean?
Susan: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones, no iPads, no Internet. Everyone, hand over your devices.
Greg: You tricked us!
Rodrick: This is totally not cool!
Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?


  • A Wimp Will Rise


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