Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (film)
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A Wimp Will Rise (taglines)
- I got us a microwave pizza.
- The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg.
- Greg Heffley! You are grounded for life! And I swear, never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body.
- [Corny's Family Restaurant; The Heffley family, including Rowley, in their cartoon drawings arrive in their cartoon drawings pull up in their minivan]
- Greg: [steps out] Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies.
- Rodrick: Then you fit right in, Greggy.
- Susan: [carrying Manny] It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining, right, Frank?
- Frank: That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage.
- Rowley: Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear their ball pit is super deep!
- Greg: You want one?
- [He feeds a cheesy puff to a seagull]
- Susan: Oh, Greg, I wouldn't encourage them.
- Greg: There's only one.
- [A flock of seagulls fly into the car and attack the Heffleys]
- Rodrick: I got us a microwave pizza. [He types the security code on a mini-safe]
- Frank: Rodrick, that's a mini-safe.
- [Rodrick shakes the mini-safe door]
- Rodrick: And they disguised it as a microwave.
- Manny: I'm texting.
- Susan: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
- Greg: What do you mean?
- Susan: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones, no iPads, no Internet. Everyone, hand over your devices.
- Greg: You tricked us!
- Rodrick: This is totally not cool!
- Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?
- A Wimp Will Rise
- Jason Drucker as Greg Heffley
- Owen Asztalos as Rowley Jefferson
- Charlie Wright as Rodrick Heffley
- Alicia Silverstone as Susan Heffley
- Tom Everett Scott as Frank Heffley
- Wyatt and Dylan Walters as Manny Heffley
- Joshua Hoover as Mac Digby
- Chris Coppola as Mr. Beardo
- Kimberli Lincoln as Mrs. Beardo
- Mira Silverman as Brandi Beardo
- Mimi Gould as Meemaw
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