Endangered Species (TV series)

Endangered Species (March 3, 2015-June 2, 2015) is a Canadian Animated television series created by Asaph Fipke for Teletoon.

Season 1

Bouncing Bunny, Hidden Squirrel [1.2a]

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: Hey! No Fair!

Gull: Then, The Villainous Tail Fighter Hung his head and cried.

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: What?! [Sobs]

Gull: He Cried... [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Eating] ...And Cried... [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Brushing His Teeth] ...And Cried... [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Sleeping] ...And Cried!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: You Made Me Cry!

Bouncing Bunny: Yes, I Know! I Am Sorry, but you Are The Villain, Ha haa!

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Gull: Uh, So... Meanwhile... The Villain Tailfighter made The Most Powerful Tail-Fighting Tail in All The world. Then, He Accidentally Hit His Thumb!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Hits His Thumb With a hammer] YAAAA-OOOWWWWW!! Gull, Stop That! My Thumb, she Cannot take the Narration!

Gull: And Then, He Checked To make sure That His Awesome New Stink-Fighting Tail Was Really, Really Stinky...

[Stink-Fighting Tail Lets out a stinky gas on Tail-Fighting Squirrel]

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Gags] UGH! Gull!

Gull: Then He Burped! [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Burps] Then He Farted!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Farts] Narrator! This, It is enough!

Gull: [Giggles] Then, he Let It rip With a Kung Pow Peee-ewwwwww!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Farts, then Growls] GULL!!

Gull: [Laughs] And Then, He Made a Little Squeaky Air Dumpling! [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Does a Little Squeaky Fart Noise, Gull Laughs] And Then...

Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Continues Farting] ENOUGH!! Let us Move On!

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Bouncing Bunny: [Sees Gull As The Narrator sleeping on the Ground, Then Pours a Bucket of Water to wake him up, scene cuts to him looking At The Camera] What're You Doing Narrator?! Tail-fighter is Stronger Than Ever! To Defeat Him, We Must Battle Together As One, Ha ha!

Gull: Oh. i-i Did Not Know That Ha ha.

Bouncing Bunny: [Whispering] That's Because I just added This bit To The Kung-Fu Story.

10 Minutes to Cookies [1.5a]

Pickle: Tell me More! Tell me More!

Future Gull: The Future is... Salty, and Tastes Like Chicken.

Pickle: I Knew it!

Merl: That is Not the Future, That is the Lunch! Time, She Does not Work That way!

Future Gull: In the future, There is no Time.

Merl: That Does not Even Make Sense!

Future Gull: In the future, We Don't Make Sense.

Merry Garbage Day! [1.5b]

[at the beginning of the Episode With The "Merry Garbage Day!" Title, Merl Hums The 12 Days of Christmas Song While Sorting out his Nut Collection]

Pickle: [Sighs] I Hate August. [Sighs Again] Did you Hear me?

Merl: Yeas? [Humming Continues]

Pickle: Don'tcha Wanna know Why?

Merl: Not Really, No. [Humming Continues Again]

Pickle: Cos' There's No Holidays in August! What Kind of Stupid Month Has No Holidays?! All Work And no Play Makes Pickle [In Anger While a Train Horn Sound was heard in the Background] GO CRAZY!!!

Gone Buddy Gone [1.7a]

Detective Pickle: Only If you Play Along, Ma'am. Now, We Need An Hysterical Victim.

Merl: No! This is no time to Play The Hysterical Victim! [Becomes Sad] I Will Not Get all of The Work Done in the emotional and the completely out of Control! [Whimpers] Find my Nutty Buddy! I'm Begging you! Please!

Detective Pickle: Don't Worry Ma'am. We're On The Case.

Just Us League of Heroes [1.7b]

Merl: [Facepalms] This Stump, She will never be clean!

The Avenging Pickle: Fear Not Citizen! For A Superhero Has Heard your cry For Justice! ...The Avenging Pickle!

Merl: So, You Will Help me do the Cleaning?

The Avenging Pickle: No, I'm a Superhero, Not a Maid!

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The Avenging Pickle: [Hi Fives] WooHoo! We're a Dynamic Duo!

Merl: OK... Three Can be in the Duo, Yes?

The Avenging Pickle: Uh... [Thinks] Hmm, Not exactly. But OK.

Merl: Then Prepare to Face The Hypoallergenic SuperPowers of... [Disguises As El' Sanitario] ...El' Sanitario!

The Avenging Pickle: The "Who" What?

El' Sanitario: El' Sanitario, The World's Cleanest SuperHero, Dedicated To Visual, The Justice, and the Anti-Bacteria Way!

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The Avenging Pickle: Just Showing off The 37-Ultra-Unique and Incredibly Random SuperPowers of... ...The Avenging Pickle! So What Does Your SuperGuide do?

El' Sanitario: El' Sanitario? Why, He Keeps The World Safe By Keeping It Clean. Starting with the Sofa. [Gives The Avenging Pickle And The Hug The Cleaning Things] Join Me, Yes? As We Go On The Glorious Mission of The Tidiness!

The Avenging Pickle: [Sighs] If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Say El' Sanitarium was Just Trying to Trick us into Cleaning Stuff up.

Collecting Merl [1.8a]

Merl: I Have...Beech-Nuts, Peanuts, Chest-Nuts, Argentinian Marshmallow Nuts, Hazelnuts, Pine Nuts, Spider Nuts, Sugar-Free Diet Nuts, Neon-Nuts, Kola-Nuts, The Peekaboo-Shell-Pecan-Nuts, Gummy Nuts, Sushi Nuts, [Pickle Yawns] Pistachios In Every Color of The Rainbow, [Gull Gasps] And Some Sweet, Sweet Cashews.

Gull: Bless You.

Merl: Huh? Uh... And Finally...The Ultimate Prized Nut of My Nut Collection. The Stuffed Nut! Nutty Buddy...

Gull: WOAH! Collections Are Fun! [Sulks In Sadness] Oh, Wish i Could Collect Stuff...

Pickle: What's Stoppin' Ya, Gull?

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Pickle: Whoa, Gull, We Need To Preservate The integrity of your collection!

Gull: In...Tegger...tee?

Merl: Alright, Look, Give My Back My- [Steps on a Farty-Cushion And Thinking That He has to go to the Bathroom, Pickle And Gull Laugh] Ah... I Must Uh... [Rushes To The Bathroom]

Pickle: You Still Got It, Whoopee Cushion!

Gull: I Dunno, Pickle. Maybe I should Give Merl His Stuff Back.

Pickle: Givin' Stuff Back's The Total Opposite of Collecting, Ain't It?

Gull: Yeah! Wait, no. Duh, yes?

Pickle: We Need To Display Your Collection All Proper-Like, Gull! [Gets an idea, Then Gasps] Gull, We Need To make a Merl-Museum!

Gull: Yeah! We're Gonna make Merl Soooo Happy!

Merl: Ah, now This makes me happy. [Puts on a bib] I tie the beeb, I eat the Cake. [Gull Cuts a hole in the table With a Sharp Cutting Saw And takes Merl's Cake] WHAT?! [Gull Takes Merl's bib And Chuckles While Stealing merl's Cake] Hey! Where are you going with my Lunchy?! [Opens The Door And sees Merl-Museum With his Stuff And Gets Shocked] What is This?

Gull: It's my Collection Of... ...Merl-O-Bilia!

Pickle: Welcome To The Merl-Museum!

Merl: [Gets Angry And Sees His Stuff That Was Stolen] OK, You 2 Have had The fun, but You Must Stop The Stealing of my Stuff! You will take no more!

Pickle: [Gasps] Y'Know What that means?!

Gull: No I Do not! [Blinks]

Pickle: Merl-Relics Have Just Became Really Rare! [Gull Gets Surprised] Better Increase Security!

Merl: [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl-O-Bilia Museum By Pickle, Becomes Really Angry And Opens The Door And Sees The Merl-O-Bilia Meseum With His Stuff And Gets Surprised] The Velvet Ropes, They Are Everywhere. Who Put all this stuff Around My Bed?

Pickle: [Shouting In a Megaphone] No Touching The Exhibit Please!

Merl: That is No Exhibit! It is My Bed!

Gull: And We're Gonna Keep it Just Like It was The Last time You Slept in It!

Pickle: Sorry, You'll have to Leave Now. Museum's Closed. [Takes Merl Out of the Merl Museum]

Merl: WHAT?! But This is My Room! Where Am I Supposed to Sleep?! [Door Closes, Then Grunts And Sees The Blinking Light of The Merl Museum And Grunts again while sleeping on the Couch] No Touching The Exhibit... That's No Exhibit, That's My Bed... [Grunts Again] That Blinky Light, It Makes it Too hard to Sleep! Oh, And I Cannot Get To Sleep Without My Little Stuffy Nutty Buddy! [Groans, And Then gets out of his Blanket] That Is It! I Am going to Get my Nutty Buddy Back! [Opens the Museum Door and Gets Shocked while hearing a siren]

Pickle: Uh, Sorry Ma'am, But The Merl Museum is Closed.

Merl: [Grunts While Turning On The Light] But I Can't get to sleep Without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy!

Pickle: Merl, It's a Museum, Not a Li-bary.

Gull: Yeah, Merl, I Mean... Ahdoi!

Merl: Then Why do Both of you get to sleep in your Beds?!

Pickle: Cause We're The Museum Night Guards!

Gull: Sorry, Merl, But The Merl Museum Will be Open Again in The morning.

Merl: [Being Dragged By Pickle And Gull] Nutty Buddy! [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl Museum, Door Closes Again Then Groans In Anger] That is It! They Have Pushed Merl Too far With This Collecting! I Will Break Into my own Museum...Uh, I Mean, Bedroom, [his eyes well with tears] and get Back My Nutty Buddy...

Borderline Nuts [1.9a]

Pickle: Cuz' You're a Big Meanie!

Merl: Because I Care! My Space, My Rules!

Mosquitoes...Mo' Problems [1.10a]

[Episode Starts When a Mosquito Is Buzzing]

Merl: [Sips His Coffee] Ahh, my favourite time of the day, el brekko de cafe mundo. [Mosquito Keeps Buzzing] Ugh! [Merl Notices a Mosquito Landed on his forehead, and merl got angry at The Mosquito, Then Hits The Mosquito With his magazine, But Hits Him In The fore head instead] oi! Ayayay! adios, mosquito! [Goes Berserks Over a Mosquito Bugging Him]

Gull: Merl did you get a paper cut again? It's not the magazines fault.

Pickle: Well if it ain't a old fashioned down hold magazine swinging, woo hoo! Me next! (Laughs)

The Basement [1.15a]

Merl: Pickle? What is this you do?

Pickle: Oh...I thought it would be nice to have some company down here. In the dark, with the monsters.

[Merl and Pickle Screams]

Merl: The stairs, where did she go?

Pickle: Don't know. But there's a light over there! Follow me!

Merl: No, it is not safe! Nothing is safe! Do you understand Pickle, Yes? I Shake you out to make you understand!

Pickle: Uh, That's not Me You're Shaking.

[Merl Screams]

Pickle: Hurry, Merl, Before the Darkness Gets Ya!

Fame and Fortune [1.19b]

Pickle: We'd be So Rare, We'd Become Rich and Famous!

Merl: No No No, Merl is Beneato with the rich and the famous [Screams in pain while getting his foot caught by a mouse trap, and then started whimpering] it Hurts too much, yes?... [Whimpers Sadly]

Gull: Then We All Lived Happily ever afters.

[Merl Screams In Pain]

Cliffhanger [1.26b]

[Last lines of The Entire series]

Gull: What?

Crowd (offscreen): Awww!

Shorts

Modesty, Yes?

Merl: Ayayay! The Underwear of Me, she has gone down in the disposal of the trash!

Pickle: aw, Don't worry merl, only thing folks need Undies forth to keep them from being naked when they got no clothes on!

Merl: I am naked!

Pickle: you're not naked, we're animals! We got fur!

Merl: with naked fur?! [Screams And Gets His metal Pan as his Modesty]

Gull: [Rubs The Metal Pan With his Index Finger] Hmm...

[Merl Hits Gull's Index Finger With a Metal Pan But Failed]

Pickle: Merl, Keep Your Fur On And You'll Be Fine!

Merl: No! I Must Do The Covering up of the naked body Of me Without The Clothes! [Looks For his Modesty And Grabs The lamp as his Modesty] The Modesty, Yes?

External links

• Show page on Teletoon
• Endangered Species