Endangered Species (TV series)
Endangered Species (March 3, 2015-June 2, 2015) is a Canadian Animated television series created by Asaph Fipke for Teletoon.
Season 1
[edit]The Fast and the Furriest [1.1a]
[edit]Wish You Were Here [1.1b]
[edit]Bouncing Bunny, Hidden Squirrel [1.2a]
[edit]- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: Hey! No Fair!
- Gull: Then, The Villainous Tail Fighter Hung his head and cried.
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: What?! [Sobs]
- Gull: He Cried...
[Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Eating]
- Gull: ...And Cried...
[Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Brushing His Teeth]
- Gull: ...And Cried...
[Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Sleeping]
- Gull: ...And Cried!
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: You Made Me Cry!
- Bouncing Bunny: Cause, I Know! I Am Sorry, but you Are The Villain, Ha ha!
- Gull: Uh, So... Meanwhile... The Villain Tailfighter made The Most Powerful Tail-Fighting Tail in All The world. Then, He Accidentally Hit His Thumb!
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Hits His Thumb With a hammer] EEEOOOWWW!! Gull, Stop That! My Thumb, she Cannot take the Narration!
- Gull: And Then, He Checked To make sure That His Awesome Stink-Fighting Tail Was, Really, Really Stinky...
[Stink-Fighting Tail Lets out a stinky gas on Tail-Fighting Squirrel]
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: UGH! Gull!
- Gull: Then He Burped!
[Tail-Fighting Squirrel Burps]
- Gull: Then He Farted!
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Farts] Narrator! This, It is enough!
- Gull: [Giggles] Then, he Let-er-rip With a Kung Pao P-U!
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Farts] [groans] GULL!!
- Gull: [Laughs] And Then, He Made a Little Squeaky Air Dumpling!
[Tail-Fighting Squirrel Does a Little Squeaky Fart Noise]
- Gull: [Laughs] And Then...
- Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Continues Farting] ENOUGH!! Let us Move On!
[Bouncing Bunny Sees the Gull Lying on The ground, Pours Water On Gull To wake him up]
- Bouncing Bunny: [At The Camera] What Are You Doing Narrator?! Tailfighter is Stronger Than Ever! To Defeat Him, We Must Battle Together, As One, Ha ha!
- Gull: Oh, Uh, I Did Not Know That Ha ha.
- Bouncing Bunny: [Talks Quietly To Gull] That's Because I just added To Speak To The Kung-Fu Story.
Innards Space [1.2b]
[edit]Raiders of the Lost Throne Room [1.3a]
[edit]Stump of Horrors [1.3b]
[edit]My Best Friend Schlitzy [1.4a]
[edit]DAWG!! [1.4b]
[edit]10 Minutes to Cookies [1.5a]
[edit]- Pickle: Tell me More! Tell me More!
- Future Gull: The Future is... Salty, and Tastes Like Chicken.
- Pickle: I Knew it!
- Merl: That is Not the Future, That is the Lunch! Time, She Does not Work That way!
- Future Gull: In the future, There is no Time.
- Merl: That Does not Even Make Sense!
- Future Gull: In the future, We Don't Make Sense.
Merry Garbage Day! [1.5b]
[edit][at beginning of Episode With The "Merry Garbage Day!" Title] [Merl Hums The 12 Days of Christmas Song While Sorting out his Nuts]
- Pickle: [Sighs] I Hate August. [Sighs Again] Did you Hear me?
- Merl: Yes? [Humming Continues]
- Pickle: Don't You Wanna know Why?
- Merl: Not Really, No. [Humming Continues Again]
- Pickle: There's No Holidays in August! What Kind of Stupid Month Has No Holidays?! All Work And no Play Makes Pickle [In Anger While a Train Horn Sound was heard in the Background] GO CRAZY!!!
Flashloose Fever [1.6a]
[edit]Frankenstump [1.6b]
[edit]Gone Buddy Gone [1.7a]
[edit]- Detective Pickle: Only If you Play Along, Ma'am. Now, We Need An Hysterical Victim.
- Merl: No! This is no time to Play The Hysterical Victim! [Becomes Sad] I Will Not Get all of The Work Done in the emotional and the completely out of Control! [Whimpers] Find my Nutty Buddy! I'm Begging you! Please!
- Detective Pickle: Don't Worry Ma'am. We're On The Case.
Just Us League of Heroes [1.7b]
[edit]- Merl: [Facepalms] This Stump, She will never be clean!
- The Avenging Pickle: Fear Not Citizen! For A Superhero Has Heard your cry For Justice! ...The Avenging Pickle!
- Merl: So, You Will Help me do the Cleaning?
- The Avenging Pickle: No, I'm a Superhero, Not a Maid!
- The Avenging Pickle: [Hi Fives] WooHoo! We're a Dynamic Duo!
- Merl: OK... Three Can be in the Duo, Yes?
- The Avenging Pickle: Uh... [Thinks] Hmm, Not exactly. But OK.
- Merl: Then Prepare to Face The Hypoallergenic SuperPowers of... [Disguises As El' Sanitario] ...El' Sanitario!
- The Avenging Pickle: The "Who" What?
- El' Sanitario: El' Sanitario, The World's Cleanest SuperHero, Dedicated To Visual, The Justice, and the Anti-Bacteria Way!
- The Avenging Pickle: Just Showing off The 37-Ultra-Unique and Incredibly Random SuperPowers of... ...The Avenging Pickle! So What Does Your SuperGuide do?
- El' Sanitario: El' Sanitario? Why, He Keeps The World Safe By Keeping It Clean. Starting with the Sofa. [Gives The Avenging Pickle And The Hug The Cleaning Things] Join Me, Yes? As We Go On The Glorious Mission of The Tidiness!
- The Avenging Pickle: [Sighs] If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Say El' Sanitarium was Just Trying to Trick us into Cleaning Stuff up.
Collecting Merl [1.8a]
[edit]- Pickle: Wow, Gull, We Need To impreservate The integrity of your collection!
- Gull: In-Tegri-ty?
- Merl: Alright, Look, Give My Back My- [Steps on a Whoopee Cushion And Thinking That He has to go to the Bathroom]
[Pickle And Gull Laugh At Merl Being Pranked by a Whoopee Cushion]
- Merl: Uh, I Must Uh... [Rushes To The Bathroom]
- Pickle: You Still Got It, Whoopee Cushion!
- Gull: I Don't Know, Pickle. Maybe I should Give Merl His Stuff Back.
- Pickle: Giving Stuff Back's The Total Opposite of Collecting!
- Gull: Yeah!... Wait. no. uh, yes?
- Pickle: We Need To Display Your Collection All Proper-Like, Gull! [Gets an idea] [Gasps] oh! We Need To make a Merl-Museum!
- Gull: Yeah! We're Gonna make Merl So Happy!
- Merl: Ah, This makes me happy. [Puts on a bib] I tie the bib, I eat the Cake.
[Gull Cuts a hole in the table With a Sharp Cutting Saw And takes Merl's Cake]
- Merl: WHAT?!
[Gull Takes Merl's bib And giggles While Stealing merl's Cake]
- Merl: Hey! Where are you going with my Lunchie?! [Opens The Door And sees Merl-Museum With his Stuff And Gets Shocked] What is This?
- Gull: It's my Collection Of... ...Merl-O-Bilia!
- Pickle: Welcome To The Merl-Museum!
- Merl: [Gets Angry And Sees His Stuff That Was Stolen By Gull] OK, You 2 Have had The fun, but You Must Stop This Stealing of my Stuff! You will take no more!
- Pickle: [Gasps] You Know What that means?!
- Gull: No I Do not! [Blinks]
- Pickle: Merl-Relics Have Just Became Really Rare!
[Gull Gets Surprised]
- Pickle: Better Increase Security!
- Merl: [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl-O-Bilia Museum By Pickle, Becomes Really Angry And Opens The Door And Sees The Merl-O-Bilia Meseum With His Stuff And Gets Surprised] The Velvet Ropes, They Are Everywhere. Who Put all this stuff Around My Bed?
- Pickle: [Shouting In a Megaphone] No Touching The Exhibit Please!
- Merl: That is No Exhibit! It is My Bed!
- Gull: And We're Gonna Keep it Just Like It was The Last time You've Slept in It!
- Pickle: Sorry, we have to Leave Now. The Museum's Closed. [Takes Merl Out of the Merl Museum]
- Merl: But This is My Room! Where Am I Supposed to Sleep?!
[Door Closes]
- Merl: [Grunts And Sees The Blinking Light of The Merl Museum And Grunts again while sleeping on the Couch] No Touching The Exhibit... That's No Exhibit, That's My Bed... [Grunts Again] That Blinky Light, It Makes it Too hard to Sleep! Aww, And I Can't Get To Sleep Without My Stuffy Nutty Buddy! [Groans] That Is It! I Am going to Get my Nutty Buddy Back! [Opens the Museum Door and Gets Shocked while hearing a siren]
- Pickle: Uh, Sorry Ma'am, But The Merl Museum is Closed.
- Merl: [Grunts While Turning On The Light] But I Can't get to sleep Without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy!
- Pickle: Merl, That's a Museum, Not a Library.
- Gull: Yeah, Merl, I Mean... Adoi!
- Merl: Then Why do Both of you get to sleep in your Beds?!
- Pickle: Cause We're The Museum Night Guards!
- Gull: Sorry, Merl, But The Merl Museum Will be Open Again in The morning.
- Merl: [Being Dragged By Pickle And Gull] Nutty Buddy! [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl Museum]
[Door Closes Again]
- Merl: [Groans In Anger] That is It! They Have Pushed Merl Too far With This Collecting! I Will Break Into my own Museum! Uh, I Mean, Bedroom, [his eyes well with tears] and get Back My Nutty Buddy...
Family Fun Day [1.8b]
[edit]Borderline Nuts [1.9a]
[edit]- Pickle: Cuz' You're a Big Meanie!
- Merl: Because I Care! My Space, My Rules!
Gull in Tights [1.9b]
[edit]Mosquitoes...Mo' Problems [1.10a]
[edit][Episode Starts When a Mosquito Is Buzzing]
- Merl: [Sips His Coffee] Ahh, my favourite time of the day, el brekko de cafe mundo.
[Mosquito Keeps Buzzing]
- Merl: Ugh!
[Merl Notices a Mosquito Landed on his forehead, and merl got angry at The Mosquito]
- Merl: [Hits The Mosquito With his magazine, But Hits Him In The fore head instead] oi! Ayayay! adios, mosquito! [Goes Berserks Over a Mosquito Bugging Him]
- Gull: Merl did you get a paper cut again? It's not the magazines fault.
- Pickle: Well if it ain't a old fashioned down hold magazine swinging, woo hoo! Me next! (Laughs)
Merl's Birthday Blues [1.10b]
[edit]Speechless [1.11a]
[edit]Rear WindOW [1.11b]
[edit]Muck Raking [1.12a]
[edit]Size Matters, Yes [1.12b]
[edit]Walk Around in Each Other's Paws [1.13a]
[edit]Hotel Merl [1.13b]
[edit]Quality Time [1.14a]
[edit]Pickle Says... Relax! [1.14b]
[edit]The Basement [1.15a]
[edit]- Merl: Pickle? What is this you do?
- Pickle: Oh...I thought it would be nice to have some company down here. In the dark, with the monsters.
[Merl and Pickle Screams]
- Merl: The stairs, where did she go?
- Pickle: Don't know. But there's a light over there! Follow me!
- Merl: No, it is not safe! Nothing is safe! Do you understand Pickle, Yes? I Shake you out to make you understand!
- Pickle: Uh, That's not Me You're Shaking.
[Merl Screams]
- Pickle: Hurry, Merl, Before the Darkness Gets Ya!
Gull to Sleep! [1.15b]
[edit]Flying Squirrel [1.16a]
[edit]E.A.T.Y [1.16b]
[edit]Hinden Stump [1.17a]
[edit]Pickle Productions [1.17b]
[edit]Dilly Comes to Town [1.18a]
[edit]Beard Goggles [1.18b]
[edit]Gull-Patterned Baldness [1.19a]
[edit]Fame and Fortune [1.19b]
[edit]- Pickle: We'd be So Rare, We'd Become Rich and Famous!
- Merl: No No No, Merl is Beneato with the rich and the famous [Screams in pain while getting his foot caught by a mouse trap, and then started whimpering] it Hurts too much, yes?... [Whimpers Sadly]
- Gull: Then We All Lived Happily ever afters.
[Merl Screams In Pain]
Nutty Buddy Goes Nuts [1.20a]
[edit]The Fable [1.20b]
[edit]Locked Out [1.21a]
[edit]Where No Stump Has Gone Before! [1.21b]
[edit]Pillow Fight of the Century [1.22a]
[edit]Gull Proof [1.22b]
[edit]Family Puzzle Night [1.23a]
[edit]Tub of Troubles [1.23b]
[edit]What a Long, Strange Camping Trip It's Been [1.24a]
[edit]Cage Match [1.24b]
[edit]Disaster Drill Disaster [1.25a]
[edit]Gull Goes to the Moon [1.25b]
[edit]Squirrel Plague!! [1.26a]
[edit]Cliffhanger [1.26b]
[edit][Last lines of The Entire series]
- Gull: What?
- Crowd (offscreen): Awww!
Shorts
[edit]Charades In A Bottle
[edit]Gullzillaaaa!!
[edit]Knock Knock
[edit]Modesty, Yes?
[edit]- Merl: Ayayay! The Underwear of Me, she has gone down in the disposal of the trash!
- Pickle: aw, Don't worry merl, only thing folks need Undies forth to keep them from being naked when they got no clothes on!
- Merl: I am naked!
- Pickle: you're not naked, we're aminals! We got fur!
- Merl: with naked fur?! [Screams And Gets His metal Pan as his Modesty]
- Gull: [Rubs The Metal Pan With his Index Finger] Hmm...
[Merl Hits Gull's Index Finger With a Metal Pan But Failed]
- Pickle: Merl, Keep Your Fur On And You'll Be Fine!
- Merl: No! I Must Do The Covering up of the naked body Of me Without The Clothes! [Looks For his Modesty And Grabs The lamp as his Modesty] The Modesty, Yes?