Fred's Head (Blaise le blasé, translated Fred The Jaded or The Jaded Fred) is a co-production animated series made by Spectra Animation & Patoon Animation, and featuring Fred, a sixteen-year-old and his not-so-normal life. It is co-produced by France at 35% and by Quebec at 65%. The show premiered on Teletoon in Canada on January 12, 2008 and concluded its first season on July 6, 2008.

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Fred's head

Fred`s Head takes us in the whirlwind life of a teenager with serious reservations about the adult world.

Characters

Penelope Truehart

You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!
This is a Vernissage?! I thought it was a nail color exhibition and we got to pick out a color!
My dress is so trendy and totally fizz! I even think it’s still going to be fashionable next week!
Now I'll never lend you my pink jeans that make your butt look awesome !
Wow!... Have you seen the new revolutionary mascara? It makes your eyelashes so long you can curl them with an iron!
Benji made a CD up with eight hours of dance music. Well, it's not dance music, I mean it's eight hours of music we can dance to.
This is just great, girls! I can’t believe it! I smell sweaty! I forgot to put on deodorant!

Fabienne Ledger

If there’s one thing I CAN’T TOLERATE it’s INTOLERANCE itself!
Now stop being a moron or my foot will connect with your verility really hard. Ok?
I want to get out of this closet!
You’re not afraid to be an outcast too if you knock around with Nino a little too much?

Gregory-Gilbert Pyrowski

What? My drab, boring, Scottish, caramel-colored, curly hair might grow back in stiff, straight and jet-black?
It's the special Frappachino coffee, with grapefruit and milk! I also asked them to put in some cider vinegar to really boost the acidity!
When Panook, alias M. T. Bladder, decides to finally go to the toilet, the great mystery at Saint Judes, well, apart from the meatloaf in the cafeteria will be solved!
A madonna appeared before me and suddenly I was bent out of shape with admiration. Such feminity is woman. Eyes of steel behind velvet glasses.
In any case, I’m the one Fred is madly in love with! Not that would roll around in the breadcrumbs of carnal bliss with him or anything, but show a little respect for his deep feelings!
A good relationship is based on honesty you know. One day you claim to have a little nest egg the next, an off shore oil account until finally you find yourself walking the streets in a blonde wig and stilettos to earn a little cash on the side. Tell her the truth.

Carol Schwartz

You've sheltered him ! He is not adequately prepared to deal with a relationship and it's..uh... responsabilities!
It's the new "Electric Fat- Eliminator" I bought it on the shopping channel. Thanks to this, I'll have a flat belly without ever breaking a sweat.
I understand ... you're grown up and I have to give you some space… But I stumbled across a briefs sale, and I couldn't help myself...
Don't forget to put on your sun screen! If you're eating chicken, watch out for little bones. And don't go swimming right after you eat!
There's nothing like castration to calm a guy down!

Anemone Worrynaut

Students are not permitted to touch or look at those files! What concerns you, is none of your business!!!
Teens shouldn’t take advantage of their parents’ absence to partake in shameful pleasures and dubious gratifications…

Nino O'Neil

But when will I ever get to kiss a girl???
Fabienne, you’re the first real girl I’ve ever kissed. Starting now, you’re my only love!

Benji John Hooper

You know, your balloons don't have to be super-big to look good
Statistics say that intelligent people are generally less happy...
Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that what's ruins it!

Aunt Monique

You must release all that negative energy! Go for it! Give me your best primal scream Fred!

Anette Freeze-Drigh

I just finished my self portraits "Visages in Velvet"!

Fred Leblanc

Moldy!
I think not.
If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you… mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination.
When you like a girl is she supposed to get on your nerves?
Fresh Herring in a stew, it is the best way to say I love you.
Have you ever eaten such tasty meatless shepherd’s pie?
Enough with your gourmet fantasies! I much prefer when you keep a little secret!
"What makes one person sad, makes a shrink quite happy!
Accidents aren’t pretty. But it seems we all want to look.
Sometimes a smile, is just a frown upside down.
"Seniors would be cool, if they weren’t so old.
"Hard work keeps you healthy...
But getting up early makes me sick!
The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist…
In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got.
"Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!
"Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle .
"Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy.
"Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!
Hmph!
Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…
"If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose.
Love, is like a pimple: without warning, it blows up in your face. Splat!
"Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws.