A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 pm to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
Treadmill to Oblivion.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
Much Ado About Me (1956).
All the sincerity in Hollywood you could stuff in a flea's navel and still have room left to conceal eight caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
From a lost letter to Kenny Delmar quoted in Earl Wilson's syndicated column (May 1959).
A good comedian can say things funny and other guys just say funny things.
Attributed by Robert Lemke in The Sunday Press (Binghamton, NY), “Rock ‘n Roll ‘Musically Horrid” Says Ex-2-a-Dayer,” pg. 2-C, col. 1 (9 August 1959)
Sullivan will be successful as long as other people have talent.