Frog Baseball

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Frog Baseball is the pilot episode of Beavis and Butt-Head, created by Mike Judge in 1992 for The Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation, which aired on MTV's Liquid Television.

Dialogue[edit]

[Beavis is about to set a fly on fire using a lighter]
Butt-head:  Light one in its butt.
[Beavis does so, then drops the burning insect in order to see it explode; both laugh]
Butt-head:  That was cool.
[both play air guitar and hum Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" until they see a frog]
Butt-head:  Dude, a frog!
Beavis and Butt-head:  Frog baseball!!
Butt-head:  Get him!

[Butt-head constantly misses the frog with the bat]
Beavis:  Strike one!  Strike two!  Strike thr—[Butt-head hits Beavis on the back of the head with the bat]—aarrgh!
Butt-head:  Ball.  Huh, huh.
[Butt-head hits the frog with the baseball bat]
Butt-head:  Yes!

Butt-head:  That was cool.
[both play air guitar and hum Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" as a celebration for killing the frog; they soon see a poodle nearby]
Butt-head:  Whoa, check it out, dumb-head—Mrs. Higgins's poodle!
Beavis and Butt-head:  Dog baseball!!
Butt-head:  Get him!
[The screen fades to the credits as we hear the dog get hit and whimper]

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