George V of the United Kingdom
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- The Old Country must wake up if she intends to maintain her old position of pre-eminence in her Colonial trade against foreign competitors.
- Speech at Guildhall, 5 Dec 1901, quoted in Harold Nicolson, King George V (1952), p.73
- I said to your predecessor: 'You know what they're all saying, no more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.' The fellow didn't even laugh.
- After I am dead, the boy will ruin himself in twelve months.
- How's the Empire?
- On the morning of his death; quoted in Kenneth Rose, King George V (1983), ch.10
- After you've met one hundred and fifty Lord Mayors, they all begin to look the same.
- I look upon him as the greatest criminal known for having plunged the world into war.
- Alleged statement about his cousin Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany (1918)
- You dress like a cad. You act like a cad. You are a cad.
- Allegedly said to his son, Prince Edward. Quoted by Christopher Warwick in Abdication (Sidgwick and Jackson, 1986)
- I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.
- Allegedly said in response to H. G. Wells's criticism of his "alien [i.e. German-descended] and uninspiring court"
- But, remember, I wish to have the best collection, not just one of the best collections in England.
- Allegedly said to J.A. Tilleard, Honorary Secretary, Philatelic Society, on appointing him as Philatelist to the King.
- You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
- Golf always makes me so damned angry.
- My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.
- Attributed in Randolph Churchill's Lord Derby (1959), but said by Kenneth Rose in King George V (1983) to be almost certainly apocryphal.
- What did you do about peeing?
- Allegedly said to Charles Lindbergh after he flew the Atlantic solo in an aeroplane.
- It's the shortest one I know.
- They make me look like a stuffed monkey.
- Allegedly said about two postage stamps issued in 1911.
- Bugger Bognor.
- Alleged last words in 1936, in response to being told that he would soon be well enough to visit the seaside resort Bognor Regis
- A second theory is that this dates from the King's 1928/9 recuperative visit there. Local dignitaries went to see the King's private secretary Stamfordham petitioning to have the town renamed Bognor Regis. The King told Stamfordham "Bugger Bognor", which he translated as the King would be pleased to grant their request. (Nigel Rees, Sayings of the Century page 6, quoting Kenneth Rose's biography of the King.)
- Goddamn you!
- Alleged last words, after his nurse administered a sedative.
- For seventeen years, he did nothing at all but kill animals and stick in stamps.
- Harold Nicolson; Diary, 17 Aug 1949
- The King feels so strongly that, no matter the crime committed by anyone on whom the VC has been conferred, the decoration should not be forfeited. Even were a VC to be sentenced to be hanged for murder, he should be allowed to wear his VC on the scaffold.
- Lord Stamfordham, private secretary to George V, on 26 July 1920. The original Royal Warrant involved an expulsion clause that allowed for a recipient's name to be erased from the official register in certain wholly discreditable circumstances and his pension cancelled. Eight were forfeited between 1861 and 1908. George V strongly opposed the concept of revoking a Victoria Cross, and directed Lord Stamfordham to express this view forcefully in a letter.