Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is the 2008 film sequel to the 2004 film, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. John Cho and Kal Penn reprise their roles as the eponymous stoner duo, along with Paula Garcés as Harold's love interest, Maria.

Harold Lee[edit]

  • [Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane] You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!
  • Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!
  • Oh yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!
  • [Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week] I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.
  • Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.

Kumar Patel[edit]

  • [reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sum, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
  • Dude, whats a blumpkin?
  • Meet the smokeless bong
  • Ugh, smells like burnt asshole
  • Its not a bomb, its a bong
  • You fucking pissed on me, you racist fuck!
  • Dude, this chick is giving me such a boner. Its awesome!
  • His dick smells like shit dude!
  • You guys wanna know something real fucked up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!

Grand Wizard[edit]

  • What in the nigger was that?

Ron Fox[edit]

  • [as he falls to his death] FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
  • Hey Derek, could I get another- [sees Harold and Kumar escaping]] WHAT THE FUCK?!
  • Zip it Hello Kitty !
  • [Seeing Harold and Kumar in custody] Never thought I'd see the day. North Korea and Al Qaeda working together.

Dialogue[edit]

Old Lady:(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!
[The passengers begin to scream and panic]
Harold: No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.
Kumar: It's not a bomb, it's a bong!
Male Passenger: He's got a bomb!
Male Passenger 1: He's gonna blow up the plane!
[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar; the bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke]
Businessman: Poison gas!
Marshal: [To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, mister!
Marshal 2: [Tackles Harold] I got the other one! Calm down folks, everything's under control!
[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at a stewardess]
Marshal: Tell the pilots to turn around; these two are going back to the United States!

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