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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Whelk Attack" from season 7, which aired on October 2, 2010. [The episode begins POWER Kayne West That Begins.] Kanye West: I'm Living In That 21st Century Doing Something Mean To It Do It Better Than Anybody You Ever Seen Do It Screams From The Haters, Got A Nice Ring To It I Guess Every Superhero Need His Theme Music No One Man Should Have All The Power The Clock's Ticking, I Just Count The Hours Stop Tripping, I'm Tripping Of The Power (21st-Century Schizoid Man) Kanye West: The System Broken And The School's Closed The Prisons Open We Ain't Got Nothin' To Lose, Everybody We Rollin' Huh? Everybody We Rolling With Some Light-Skinned Girls And Some Kelly Rowlands In This White Man's World We The Ones Chosen So Goodnight, Cruel World I'll See You In The Morning This Is Way Too Much I Need A Moment No One Man Should Have All The Power The Clock's Ticking I Just Count The Hours Stop Tripping, I'm Tripping Off The Power Til Then That's The World's Ours And They Say, And They Say (21st-Century Schizoid Man) [Now They End The Song.] Plankton: Uh-Oh. Kevein C. Cucumber: What? Plankton: I think whelks are arrived to eat you. Mrs. Puff: Crap. We got along way to go. [Now Plankton walks away but Karen had an idea.] Karen Computer: Does this outside night become fun? [Suddenly it Crashes the kelp forest and Mama Whelks and Baby whelk Charged as Zoom in side whelk's mouth with a camera as fade black.] Bubble Bass: Uh-oh. Not again. Slime. Larry Lobster: Oh boy. [Whelk eats 4 fish of Mrs. Puff, Karen Computer, Pearl And Margaret. Kevin And Harvey screams, Whelk swallows Kevin, Harvey, Bubble Bass, Larry Lobster, Mo, Tall Tail And Craig Mammalton. But Nurse Helga screamed, Whelk eats 5 fish of Nurse Helga, Incidental 30, Incidental 30A, Incidental 36 and Incidental 118. Mama Whelk Roars and Baby Whelk Roars. Mama Whelk Swallows Teen inceidental, Judy, Teen 12 and Jennifer Teen 15. Next, Mr. Doodle Worm Roars at Whelk And Whelk roars back at Mr. Doodle as Mr. Doodle Whines as the whelk eats Mr. Doodles. Mama Whelk swallows Elwood, Bunnybunnskids 5, Bunnybunnskids 16, Bunnybunnskids 18, Narlene, Nobby, red seahorse, Clarinet-Playing sea snail, Ma Narwhal and Pa Narwhal.] Perch Perkins: Johnny! Something's wrong! [Johnny gasp and run away.] [Mama Whelk swallows Wise Kraken and Stompy.] Perch Perkins: Oh well. That's not good. GOODBYE, BIKINI BOTTOOOOM!!!!!!! [Whelks swallow Perch Perkins, Perch Perkins Screams, Inside the whelks, they all everyone screaming and grunts and saw the TV called a jellyfish fields.] Pearl Krabs: Puff, is that the jellyfish field? Mrs. Puff: Oh yes sir. Critters. Karen Computer: We had long way trapped now. Margaret: This will call Alaskan Bull Worm with a radio operate. [Margaret press the button of radio operate as it beeps to arrive alaskan bull worm in a minute.] Margaret: Oh well. That will work. [Then, Mama whelks and all big baby whelks charge to jellyfish field at night as it zoomed A TV inside of black and white jellyfish fields.] Mrs. Puff: Perhaps is hard to kill whelks. [Screen changes Black and White to colors At jellyfish fields. A jellyfish swims peacefully and SpongeBob tries to catch it while performing a victory screech. Patrick attempts to catch three jellyfish but fails and performing a victory screech of his own. Meanwhile, SpongeBob chases a jellyfish while twirling around and floating. Patrick chases a bunch of jellyfish but ends up crashing into SpongeBob. While they were laughing, something makes an earthquake as the jellyfish swim away in fear] SpongeBob: Whoa! Do you think we caused an earthquake by hitting the ground too hard? Patrick: Maybe. Or maybe it's them. [points to sea whelks that are moving toward them] SpongeBob: Oh, I've never seen those guys around before... [SpongeBob and Patrick get run over by the whelks and got covered in slime] Patrick: Ewwww! We're all covered in slime! SpongeBob: Not to worry, Patrick. I am a sponge after all! [absorbs the slime] Hold still! [cleans the slime off of Patrick] Patrick: Um, you're leaking. SpongeBob: Oh. Patrick, do you mind? I've gotta wring myself out. Patrick: Say no more. [turns around] SpongeBob: [squeezes himself] Ah! Oh! We've have to warn Bikini Bottom about those creatures! Bikini Bottomites: [scream] Whelks! [A whelk chases three fish and spits slime bubbles on them and eats them. Another whelk chases a couple more fish but only spits a slime bubble on one of the fish and eats it.] SpongeBob: Oh my, what do we do? [A whelk chases three fish. Patrick is covered in whelk slime again.] Patrick: What are those things? Johnny: [on TV] Sea Whelks! A pernicious form of sea snail have invaded Bikini Bottom and are on the attack, devouring innocent citizens and covering the city with purple slime! [a whelk eats Johnny] Luckily, the Bikini Bottom news room is perfectly safe. This is Bikini Bottom News signing off. [a "Please Stand By" screen appears] SpongeBob: Whelks? Heh, I'm not afraid of some goofy old sea snails! Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: [shrieks and holds on to Patrick] Oh, hey, Gary! Gary: Meow, meow. [slithers away] SpongeBob: Gary can be a little creepy. Patrick: Well, I'm not afraid of them! Watch this! [Patrick knocks on the whelk's shell, causing the whelk to turn around. Patrick blows some raspberries on the whelk for about ten seconds and stops.] Patrick: Wait, hold on a second. [Patrick gets a glass of water, drinks it, clears throat, and continues blowing raspberries. The whelk roars at Patrick and chases him.] SpongeBob: How did it go? Patrick: Can't talk, running! [SpongeBob gets scared and runs away. They run to the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, please let us in! [Nat walks by and opens the door] Oh, heh heh. [They both go through the other door, which whacks into Squidward.] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [bursts through the door along with Patrick] Mr. Krabs! Ravenous giant sea whelks are coming! They kinda look like Gary, but not really, and they spit purple slime! And they're eating everyone! They tried to eat me and Patrick, but we ran and ran, and then we got away! Mr. Krabs: Ravenous? [holds up a plate of Krabby Patties] That means hungry! [the whelks are charging toward the Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties! Get your Krabby Patties! Try a nice, hot Krabby Patty! Only $3.99 each! [the whelks swallow the Krabby Patties] That'll be $54.95. [the whelks spit out the Krabby Patties] Don't care for Krabby Patties, huh? Well, maybe there's something else on the menu you'd like! [A siren sounds, and a crow's nest comes out of the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward on it. Squidward looks at the whelks, with his monocular.] Patrick: [freaks out] Spon... Spo... Spo...Spo, Spo![taps on SpongeBob] SpongeBob! Spo... Spo...SpongeB-B! Spo...Spon, Spon...Spo...Spo...! SpongeBob: Patrick, use your words. [gets frightened and tugs on Squidward] Squid... Squi... Squi... Squi...! Squi... Squi... Squi...! Squidward: Yep, that's one big mama. [A larger sea whelk arrives and roars.] Mr. Krabs: Welcome to The Krusty Krab! [the whelk growls] [nervously] You seem like a mollusk of discerning taste. Could I introduce you in a side of Kelp Fries? [the whelk swallows Mr. Krabs] Hey! I'm not on the menu! SpongeBob: Squidward, it swallowed Mr. Krabs! Squidward: And this affects me, how? [the whelk swallows Squidward and he screams] Patrick: What do we do now? [SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab, Plankton Steals Formula which is also swallowed by the whelk. Plankton laughs evil.] Plankton: So long, Krabs! Enjoy your days! [Mama Whelk Eats Plankton and drops the formula, Plankton Screaming as they got eat by mama whelks. First, Mama Whelks And The Baby Whelks Charge Spongebob and Patrick to the treedome They run over to Sandy's treedome. As last, Mama Whelks eats Sandy Cheeks after chasing Spongebob and Patrick.] SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Let us in, let us in, let us in! Let us in, Sandy! Let us in, Sandy! [the whelks start toward them and bite and they scream] Sandy: [looks through her door] Who is it? SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy, let us in! Sandy: How can I be sure you're not whelks in disguise? SpongeBob: We're not whelks! Patrick: We promise! Sandy: [to SpongeBob] What's your mother's maiden name? SpongeBob: Eh, BubbleBottom! Sandy: Patrick, what's your first name? Patrick: Uh, is this a trick question? Sandy: [sighs] You're in. [lets them in and presses a button that covers her treedome in metal. SpongeBob and Patrick breathe a sigh of relief] SpongeBob: What are we going to do? Sandy: I may know the answer to that question. Do ya want the regular answer, or the action-packed answer?! SpongeBob: [he and Patrick shrug] Action-packed, please? Sandy: Yes! [jumps in the air] I need to get a sample of their slime! If I can analyze it, [buffs her muscles and punches twice] I may be able to deduce...hi-yah! [does some karate kicks] The cause of their aggressive behavior! And maybe we can stop them! SpongeBob and Patrick: Hmmmmm. Sandy: [gasps] Oh, no! [The whelks melt the metal wall and break through the flooding treedome. SpongeBob and Patrick panic in fear. The three are now floating underwater. Sandy removes SpongeBob's water helmet, puts it on, and pulls a string, draining the water inside. The whelks close in on them.] Sandy: Come on, guys! Follow me! [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy climb up the tree] SpongeBob: Well, I guess this is it, Patrick! Patrick: You guys go, I'll hold them off. [sadly] And if I fail, at least my sacrifice will delay the inamiable. SpongeBob: I can't let you do that, Patrick! I'll be the one to lay down my life! Patrick: Okay, you go! Sandy: No, I'll go! The whelks don't seem to be after land... critters! [A whelk eats her. SpongeBob and Patrick scream and get swallowed by the whelk] SpongeBob: Patrick, look at that! SpongeBob and Patrick: The Krusty Krab! [exhale] SpongeBob: The gang's all here! Squidward: We're closed. Come back tomorrow. Sandy: Hmmm. [takes a sample of the slime] Hey, SpongeBob! Lend me your corneas for a second! You too, Patrick! SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, okay. [they remove their corneas] Sandy: [looks through microscope] Well, golly! No wonder they're all grumpy! Them whelks are full of germs! Why, they're sicker than a bull with the squirrel pox! SpongeBob: I know what to do! After all, I've had the suds! I just have to absorb the whelk snot, and they'll return to normal! [absorbs the slime and cleans off mama whelk] Mama Whelk: Meow. SpongeBob: Now, let's get the rest of you cleaned up! [swallows the whelks and swishes them around in his mouth a little, and spits them out] Whelks: Meow. Meow. Meow. SpongeBob: Aw, cute! Ah... ah... Ah-choo! [sneezes out Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and The Krusty Krab. The customers cheer and SpongeBob sniffles] Excuse me! [laughs] Squidward: Gesundheit. Mr. Krabs: You did it, boy! Squidward: [hears the whelks meowing and picks up one of them] So, these things went crazy just because they had the sniffles? [the whelk sneezes on Squidward and everyone laughs] Patrick: It's in his eye! [SpongeBob sneezes again] Squidward: Oh, that's hilarious. [Now Squidward picks Whelks down but Alaskan bull worm picks Mama whelk and all baby whelk up and Mama Whelk Whimpering and all the baby whelk whimpering and grabs as everyone stops laughing and Mama Whelk And All Baby Whelk roars fearly and eat by Alaskan bull worm. Alaskan bull worm chews Mama Whelks and all baby whelks really angry and gulp and burp and roars. Alaskan bull worm swallows longer that Mr. Krabs screaming and hold spongebob's feet, Spongebob screaming and hold Patrick's feet, Patrick screaming and hold Squidward's feet, Squidward screaming and hold Sandy's tail and Sandy screaming and holds branches on tree as Alaskan bull worm swallows Krusty Krab Restuarant and Gary inside Alaskan bull worm's mouth. And Squidward letting go of Sandy's tail as Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs screaming and got swallowed by Alaskan bull worm. Now Alaskan Bull Worm Gulp and as Sandy screams and end and saw Margaret arrive on Alaskan bull worm's Back. Alaskan bull worm growls at Sandy.] Margaret: Why are you scaring of? Worms ride on it. Should I keep them? [Margaret and Alaskan bull worm Escaped, But Sandy Walks and wait as Sandy gets mad at Margaret and 1 another normal baby whelk arrives Sandy. But 1 another baby whelk's teeth chattering makes sound from "Crash Bandicoot The Wrath Of Cortex".] Sandy: You get back here, Margaret! You can't ride on worm forever! I'll go and kill Alaskan bull worm before and you get off my worm's back and that's my pet Alaskan bull worm!! I'll kill you before seem TO A LAND CRITTEERRRRSSS!!!!!!!! [1 Another baby whelk holds Sandy's tail in his mouth with 1 another baby whelk's tongue nicely as Sandy surprises. As screen closes to Sandy's tail in 1 another normal baby whelk's mouth, 1 Normal Baby Whelk growls angry. And The episode ends.