- King of the swing.
- Hæ, þetta er Óli, leggðu inn skilaboð og ég hringi í þig. King of the swing!
- Hello, this is Óli, leave a message and I'll call you back.
- I get a lot of money for you. That makes you MY bitch.
- Paxton: Amsterdam, motherfucker.
- Josh: Okey
- Paxton: Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
- Óli: Red-light district. Time for snípur.
- Josh: Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.
- Josh: Hey, I think the Anne Frank house is around here.
- Josh: Come one
- Josh: Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?
- Óli: Hey, I came all the way from Iceland, man.
- Paxton: Yea, what if we did?
- Josh: We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?
- Paxton: No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?
- Óli: Djöfulsins.
- Literal translation: Devil.
- In context translation: Fuck.
- Paxton: What was that?
- Óli: Guys, this is fucking awsome, man.
- Óli: I'm the first in line for snípur.
- Alex: Snípur?
- Paxton: Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".
- Josh: Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
- Alex: Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
- Josh: Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
- Óli: Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you.
- Josh: Okey, all right.
- Óli: My Viking balls too.
- Josh: Okey, stop.
- Óli: This is Sunneva, my daughter.
- The Dutch Businessman: Very pretty.
- Óli: She's 6
- The German Surgeon: Genug, spreche nicht mehr.
- That's enough, don't speak anymore
- Paxton: Wenn du mich tötest, wird es dein Leben zerstören. Jedesmal, wenn du deine Augen schließt, wirst du mich sehen. Ich werde jede Nacht in deinen Alpträumen sein. Dein ganzes Leben lang, ich werde es zerstören.
- If you kill me, it'll destroy your life. Every time you close your eyes, you'll see me. I'll be in your nightmares every night, your whole life. I will ruin it.
- Welcome To Your Worst Nightmare
- Inspired by true events
- Try not to puke
- What is the worst can happen
- Jay Hernandez - Paxton
- Derek Richardson - Josh
- Eythor Gudjonsson - Óli
- Jan Vlasák - The Dutch Businessman
- Barbara Nedeljakova - Natalya
- Jana Kaderabkova - Svetlana
- Jennifer Lim - Kana
- Rick Hoffman - The American Client