Howard the Duck

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Howard the Duck is a 1986 American comedy science fiction film, directed by Willard Huyck and produced by George Lucas. The film stars the voices of Chip Zien, Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones and Tim Robbins.


Howard: Every duck has his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line!

[guards are searching for Howard]
Howard: On my planet, we don't say die, we say... HEY! NOT MY SHORTS!

Howard: That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck.

Hostess: I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
Howard: Hey! Have a heart! Seeing-eye duck.

Howard: It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!

Howard: Desperate ducks commit desperate acts!

Howard: If God had wanted us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings.

Howard: No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!

Beverly: You got some place to go?
Howard: Hey. If I had some place to go, I certainly wouldn't be in "Cleve-Land".

Beverly: [referring to Howard] He's my boyfriend!
3rd Tucker: That's disgusting!

Beverly: I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. This world didn't treat you very good, but you saved it. Didn't you?

Dr. Jenning: It feels like something inside me, gnawing at my guts... what's wrong with me?
Beverly: Well... what did you have for lunch?

Beverly: Dr Jennings?
Dark Overlord/Dr. Jennings: I am not Dr. Jennings any more! I am the Dark Overlord of the Universe!

Dr. Jenning: In the lab that night, we saw a single feather fall. We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard, had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions?
Howard: Yeah. Where are my pants?

Phil Blumburtt: Nice Ducky. Me Phil. You Howard. We be friends.
[Howard looks annoyed and confused, as Phil continues to try to "communicate" with him.]
Phil Blumburtt: [Imitating Donald Duck voice] Me Phil. You Howard. We can be friends.
Howard: (sarcastically) Undoubtedly, one of Earth's greatest minds, here.
Beverly: Phil, don't talk to him like that. He's just as smart as you are.
Howard: Ugh! Now I'm REALLY depressed!

Phil Blumburtt: (coming backstage) Sorry I missed the show, I came with a pizza-(sees Howard) Howard! (speaks duck gibberish)
Howard: Oi...

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