Infinity Train (shorts)
Infinity Train: The Train Documentaries, also dubbed as Infinity Train (Minisodes) are 10 shorts that were released between October 18 and November 15, 2019 on the Cartoon Network website.
The Train Documentaries
[edit]The Green Car [1.1]
[edit]- Glad-One: Train documentary number one howdy-ho passengers! Welcome aboard me llamo One-
- Sad-One: [moves in front of the camera he's holding] One.
- Glad-One: To get you acquainted with your short to indefinite stay here I'm conducting a documentary video series about the Train. [snickers] Get it? Because because I'm the conductor again! Isn't that weird.
Tiny Wizard Car [1.2]
[edit]- Glad-One: We continue our tour of the train in The Tiny Wizard Car! I almost died in here once [whispers] so it's important to use your six-inch voice.
The Kaiju Car [1.3]
[edit]- Glad-One: That cloud kind of looks like a pretzel. Isn't that funny a pretzel-shaped cloud? [hysterical laughter]
- Sad-One: It's inside or twisted up in knots just like me.
The Tech Support Car [1.4]
[edit]- Sad-One: Let's ask that guy. Excuse me I have some abstract philosophical concepts I need explained.
- Randall: Oh of course sir give me one moment to answer this call. Thank you for calling Randall's! Home of the Train famous donut holer. Press 1 for support press- Oh, well, that's actually the only service we offer so please press 1.
The Snow Car [1.5]
[edit]- Glad-One: Now I remember! I was trapped here for 33 years! [laughs] But I never forget a boring old rock. Well if you find your way here it'll probably go much better for you.
The Hill Car [1.6]
[edit]- Glad-One: It turns out in this car birds don't want your autograph, they just don't like littering, which is reasonable.
The Movie Theater Car [1.7]
[edit]- Sad-One: Entertainment is used to subdue the masses.
- Glad-One: I wonder what could be playing here! A swashbuckling adventure, a meet-cute rom-com?
- Sad-One: I hope it's one of those dystopian films where an unassuming but unique teen has to overthrow a brutal dictatorship.
The Cross-Eyed Ducks Car [1.8]
[edit]- Glad-One: If there weren't so many ducks here, you'd be able to see a beautiful hand-carved fountain: great for bathing and drinking.
- Sad-One: Disgusting, but efficient.
The Minecart Car [1.9]
[edit]- Glad-One: The train is like a box of chocolates. Each car contains a different filling, from the creamy spearmint of the Green Car, to the feathery mouth texture of the Cross-Eyed Ducks Car.
The Wedding Cake Car [1.10]
[edit]- Glad-One: This train provides challenges, but there won't be hard for you passengers if you're properly prepared!
- Sad-One: [off-screen] Just like the lovely couple that sunk into metaphorical marital failure.
- Glad-One: You don't know how long you'll be here, and you're gonna need a lot of energy in the form of snacks personal.
- Sad-One: [camera towards self] Personal growth can be exhausting.
Cast
[edit]- Jeremy Crutchley – Glad-One
- Owen Dennis – Sad-One