Jack and Jill (2011 film)
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His sister is coming for a visit...and it ain't pretty.
- [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.
- [apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am.
- [to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.
- Jill: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
- [slaps herself]
- Jack: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
- [slaps harder]
- Jack: Little harder.
- [slaps a little more harder]
- Erin: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
- Jill: What?
- [Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
- Otto: Donkey fight!
- Erin: Jill, are you okay?.
- Jill: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
- Gary: Feel that, Daddy?
- Jack: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
- Jack: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
- Jill: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
- Jack: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
- Jill: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
- Adam Sandler - Jack Sadelstein/Jill Sadelstein
- Al Pacino - himself
- Katie Holmes - Erin Sadelstein
- Eugenio Derbez - Felipe / Felipe's grandmother
- Tim Meadows - Ted
- Nick Swardson - Todd
- Allen Covert - Otto
- Elodie Tougne - Sofie Sadelstein
- Rohan Chand - Gary Sadelstein
- Geoff Pierson - Carter Simmons
- Valerie Mahaffey - Bitsy Simmons
- Gad Elmaleh - Xavier
- Gary Valentine - Dallas
- Kristin Davis - Delilah
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