Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus's modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (based on El Santo, Enmascarado de Plata.

Directed by Lee Demarbre.  Written by Ian Driscoll


Jesus Christ:  Lemonade?
Priest:  Will there be enough?
Jesus Christ:  Oh, there'll be plenty.

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