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I'm as corny as Kansas in August; I'm as normal as blueberry pie. ~ Oscar Hammerstein II

Kansas, officially the State of Kansas, is a U.S. state in the Midwestern United States. Its capital is Topeka and its largest city is Wichita.


  • When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a bestseller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern here?

External links[edit]

  • Encyclopedic article on Kansas at Wikipedia