Kick-Ass 2

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Kick-Ass 2 is a 2013 British-American superhero action-comedy film based on the comic book of the same name and Hit-Girl, both by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr., and is the sequel to the 2010 film Kick-Ass, as well as the second installment of the Kick-Ass film series. The film was written and directed by Jeff Wadlow and co-produced by Matthew Vaughn, who directed the first film.

You Can't Fight Your Destiny.(tagline)

Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass[edit]

  • What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
  • You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
  • What an asshole.
  • You and me, like Batman and Robin.
  • There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.
  • You and me, like Batman and Robin.
  • This is real life. There is no sequel.

Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl[edit]

  • Game on, cocksuckers.
  • Avengers assemble, asshole.
  • I might be, if I have to keep looking at that shit stain you call a face.
  • Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.
  • This 15 year old girl just owned your ass.
  • Pull over, Pukeface!
  • Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?
  • This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are.
  • You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.
  • Okay...Robin wishes he was me!

Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker[edit]

  • Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.
  • I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
  • Hence forth I'll be known as The MotherFucker!
  • My superpower is that I'm rich as shit.
  • Are you really that stupid? Theirs two of you & a whole Army of us, Do you really have such a Hardon to die?"
  • I'm gonna wipe my Ass with your Face!
  • Your dad? You blow up my dad with a bazooka!
  • No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.
  • Whats the point of wearing a Mask if you can't do what you want!
  • I'm here to end Kick-Ass!

Sal Bertolinni/Colonel Stars and Stripes[edit]

  • Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!
  • Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.


Hit-Girl: You promise me that you are done with life of crime?
Thug: I promise. [He then pulls a knife]
Hit-Girl: [after cutting off the thug's armed hand] Pants on fire.

Marty: Come on forget it, it's just one of those dickheads that follows the Motherfucker on Twitter.
Dave: Who?
Marty: The Motherfucker, he's some guy planning to be the world's first supervillain. He's got like a thousand followers already.
Dave: What an asshole.

Mr. Lizewski: Dave, have you been sneaking out at night? Miss Neipert said she thought she saw you leaving at two in the morning.
Dave: Miss Neipert's crazy, Dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.

Battle Guy: Glad you got that out of your system.

[Dave finds his father in his room, holding his crime-fighting gear and realises Dave is Kick-Ass]
Mr. Lizewski: Is this what you've been up to while I'm up working nights saving for your college? You've been dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick things!
Dave: What are you doing in my room?
Mr. Lizewski: I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you.
Dave: Oh okay, good. Now you can stop.
Mr. Lizewski: No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would've been better. This is deranged.
Dave: Whoa, some people do a lot worse.
Mr. Lizewski: Oh, the people you hang out with?
Dave: No! The people I hang out with are superheroes.
Mr. Lizewski: There's no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences! When are you gonna growing up?
Dave: If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask çause I'm ashamed of who am I! Not like you!
[Dave starts putting clothes in his backpack.]
Mr. Lizewski: What's that supposed to mean?
Dave: If you're not at work, you're here doing crunches. Why? So you can look like someone else? Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing? Your life has no meaning, Dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice? [heads towards door]
Mr. Lizewski: Where the hell are you going?
Dave: Oh, uh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up. [walks out the door, leaving his father distraught]

Colonel Stars and Stripes: [to Eisenhower] You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
Mother Russia: I know. Tonight you die.
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [draws gun] Ladies first.
Mother Russia: You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
The Motherfucker: That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.
The Tumor: [waves] Hi.
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty] Yeah, just like your head.
Genghis Carnage: [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him] Yeah!
The Tumor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
The Motherfucker: I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [dying] I used to hangout with a lot of losers.
The Motherfucker: Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
The Motherfucker: Who are you supposed to be?
The Motherfucker: I'm the Mother Fucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys. [picks up mail statement]
The Motherfucker: Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team? [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
The Motherfucker: Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
Mother Russia: Want me to kill his dog?
The Motherfucker: The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
Mother Russia: Don't worry, I kill you first. [wraps legs around Colonel's neck]
Colonel Stars and Stripes: Justice Forever... [snaps neck; dies]

Kick-Ass: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
The Motherfucker: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.


  • Aaron Taylor-Johnson as David Lizewski / Kick-Ass
  • Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Chris D'Amico / The Motherfucker
  • Chloë Grace Moretz as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
  • Clark Duke as Marty Eisenberg / Battle Guy
  • Morris Chestnut as Detective Marcus Williams
  • Donald Faison as Doctor Gravity
  • John Leguizamo as Javier
  • Jim Carrey as Sal Bertolinni / Colonel Stars and Stripes
  • Augustus Prew as Todd Haynes / Ass-Kicker
  • Garrett M. Brown as Mr. Lizewski
  • Iain Glen as Uncle Ralph D'Amico
  • Lindy Booth as Miranda Swedlow / Night-Bitch
  • Robert Emms as Insect Man

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