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Killswitch Engage, an American metalcore band
Dutkiewicz, guitarist of Killswitch Engage, is known for his coarse humor during live performances, often involving references to sexual acts, bodily functions and profanity.
- I want you to turn to the fourteen-year-old girl next to you and mosh her training bra off!
- This next song goes out to all the kids with braces, for keeping it metal!
- This song is about the time Howard fell in the shower, "When Darkness Falls"
- This song is what happens when God Forbid rides a skateboard, "When Darkness Falls"
- Hello! I have been brought back through surgery and technological advancements to come and kill all emo children! You will die through a barrage of licks! You will die, and then I will take your emo bones, grind them up into a minty candy—kinda like Mentos, but it will be called Emos, and it will not be the Freshmaker, it will be the Pussymaker! "Oh, but I have emotions! I have emotions!" Fuck your emotions! Drink beer and fuck women!
- I just wanted you guys to know that I will not be happy until I find some 18 year old girl who will let me rest my balls on her face like a pair of spooky glasses...that are wet...and were dropped on the barbershop floor...and smell