King of the Hill (season 12)
King of the Hill (1997-2010) was an American animated sitcom that aired on Fox. The show centers around the Hill family, whose head is the ever-responsible, hard-working, loyal, disciplined, and honest Bank Bill.
Suite Smells of Success [12.1]
[edit]- Peggy: Wrap him up, college boy!
Bobby Rae [12.2]
[edit]- Hank: Bobby, do you want to end up like George Clooney?
The Powder Puff Boys [12.3]
[edit]Four Wave Intersection [12.4]
[edit]- Hank: Hey Bobby. How was the surf today? Did Boomhauer do his famous flamingo? That's when he stands on one leg, that's not easy to do, even on the ground.
- Bobby: No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and us by association, we didn't even get to ride the wave.
- Hank: Boomhauer was embarrassed? <sighs> I don't know what the heck's going on here but someone needs to get their asses kicked.
- Bobby: Finally. Yes. Thank you. It's time to kick their local asses!
- Hank: Bobby, language. But, yes. I am going to kick their asses.
Death Picks Cotton [12.5]
[edit]- Cotton:(After kicking down a wall Hank just finished making) "That was in my way!"
- Peggy: It's okay. I'm here, you can go now. Go, go into the light. The light is good. You can just let go now.
- Cotton: Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer that you put your hood back on.
- Peggy: Why won't you die?
- Cotton: This was supposed to happen to you. You're worthless. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son!
- Peggy: Enough! Your son has always loved you despite your constant torture. You want to die alone? Fine. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. In fact, I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on this earth. I hope you live forever. I really do.
- Cotton: Oh, do you, now? (cackles, then dies as his heart monitor goes off)
- Dale: (After blowing up the shack that Hank just built because Hank's father wanted it destroyed) "Yee-haw! That was for you colonel!" (runs off)
Raise the Steaks [12.6]
[edit]- Hank: [to a guy by the store] Are you trying to frame me?
- Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.
- Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?
- Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.
- Hank: It's the beast steak I have ever eaten.
Tears of an Inflatable Clown [12.7]
[edit]- Bobby: Have a socially relevant day!
The Minh Who Knew Too Much [12.8]
[edit]Dream Weaver [12.9]
[edit]Doggone Crazy [12.10]
[edit]- Hank: [as Ladybird growls when rain falls] It's okay, Ladybird. It's just a little thunder.
- Oskar de Vries: Maybe this nutjob actually knows what he's doing!
Trans-Fascism [12.11]
[edit]- Hank: But I thought you'd be proud.
- Tom Landry: We're not.
The Untitled Blake McCormick Project [12.12]
[edit]The Accidental Terrorist [12.13]
[edit]- Hank Hill: He was behind you the last time it broke down. Well, that's lucky, I-I guess.
- Hank Hill: Stop it, Tom! It's all over! I know.
- Tom Hammond: You know what, buddy?
- Hank Hill: That you've been selling me a bag of lies for the last twenty-five years. How could you, Tom?
- Tom Hammond: Well, what can I say, Hank? I'm a salesman.
- Dale Gribble: Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.
After Dale tells Hank he saw him driving away from the explosion:
- Peggy Hill: (Whispers) Oh, Hank! You must cover your tracks! We'll have to kill Dale!
- Bobby Hill: Dad, I'm confused. So you should trust people until they betray you, and then try to blow them up?
- Hank Hill: The only thing I'm guilty of is trusting you. Well, I'll tell you one thing: I may go to jail, but I’ve zipped my lips for the last time.
- Boomhauer: Hank always seemed like a very quiet man, you know.
Lady and Gentrification [12.14]
[edit]- Enrique: They put salmon in the fish tacos, Hank!
Behind Closed Doors [12.15]
[edit]- Dale: [tuning to his piano, sings] Yep!
- Hank: Peggy! What are you doing in your underwear outside the master bathroom?
- Hank: [to a man at the mall] Look, you and your got-dang book had upset my family and you're gonna fix it!
Pour Some Sugar on Khan [12.16]
[edit]Six Characters in Search of a House [12.17]
[edit]- Bobby: [while the actors practice their Unique New York type] Check it out! I'm an actor!
- Peggy: Well, obviously; babies are not as stupid as they look.
The Courtship of Joseph's Father [12.18]
[edit]- Joseph: [upset] I can't remember what you look like!
Strangeness on a Train [12.19]
[edit]- Lucky: Lucky is on the case. That's usually what I say when I drink beer, but this time it refers to this mystery.
- Kahn: Lucky Kleinschmidt,it was you and Luanne wasn't it? You trying to get in as much hanky-panky as you can before she has her baby?
- Lucky: Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us.
- Luanne: We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel.
(Kahn trying to find out who had sex in a train lavatory)
- Bill: I don't have an alibi.
- Kahn: You're Bill Dauterive, that's your alibi.
- Lucky: You really enjoyed yourself this evening, didn't you Aunt Peggy?
- Peggy: (gasps) You know?
- Lucky: Good for you. Happy Birthday Aunt Peggy.
Cops and Robert [12.20]
[edit]- Peggy: Now maybe we can reopen the fanny pack discussion?
It Came from the Garage [12.21]
[edit]- Bill: Somehow I always knew it would come to this.
Life: A Loser's Manual [12.22]
[edit]- Hank: [to Lucky] Pee-pee money is not an employment history.
